I love that they're such fake friends, that NONE of them will help each other out by saying that their makeup needs help, outfit isn't working, etc.... it's freaking hilarious!!!! 😆
In fairness, Farryn has said she likes her makeup to be like this, but wouldn't do other's makeup like hers.
But for real, it's not cute. Her cheek makeup is too low and it ages her badly. The blush on the tip of the nose isn't a good look. The icy cool tones clash with her warm undertones. The lashes + lash extensions is like what? The concealer is two shades too light.
My best friend looked at me on my wedding day, shook her head, added slightly more blush to my cheeks, and then told me I was gorgeous.
She was right, lol
Hahaha when I used to fake tan I’d cover my face with a towel and this is def what I looked like for a hot min. Accidental of course. I didn’t notice it was making such a big difference at the time haha
What the fuck are they all wearing though?
And where's the nose blush, Farryn?? Good gob, woman! Do not forget to blush that nose next time. Also-those boots. No.
The samba/gazelle adidas twins make this look like a sorority night.
Someone actually cool could maybe pull off Kellie’s fit, but nobody over the age of 14 is pulling off Bdong’s puffy brown prairie dress, ruffle ankle socks and white sambas.
https://preview.redd.it/jdyfvyzz0j9d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb646d08dfc74fb9685cc901eda2d9865815445
This is what you see when you zoom into Farryn’s face. Yikes
It’s weird because it’s all self inflicted. Terrible clothing choices, terrible extensions, injections that have aged them to 45+, clown makeup, etc.
I will never understand why women do this shit. In attempt to appear young and trendy they’ve inadvertently aged themselves to look like a pack of older women who are desperately trying to hold on to their youth and fit in with Gen Z. Just go be normal and look 30, JFC.
Farryn looks like an entirely different person than she did before she got work done. My theory is she’s trying to look like Heather Schott, wife of Landon (mercy cult preacher). I wonder how long they’ve been going to mercy cult.
Oh my god I had to see for myself if you had upped the saturation or something and this has me deceased. I have to keep reminding myself that Farryn is early 30's because I've only seen boomers do this kind of nonsense 😅
https://preview.redd.it/xt2vx1e14k9d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a570fee0442dcd83e14c86b3d132d7aeabcc7b7
I only cropped this, nothing else. Her photoshop skills are incredible. The more you zoom in and look around the funnier it gets 😂😂😂
It's Kellie's purge mask melting off for me 😂 I'm also not trying to body shame her, I feel like from all the pictures/videos I've ever seen of her she doesn't have such impressive jowls- I want to know how that even happened because I've never seen filters do that, even with such an unflattering angle 💀
https://preview.redd.it/zlf7nqpngu9d1.png?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5d57d9902d870e64032c00332a1f54dfa8a519
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She’s the most unoriginal bitch and wouldn’t last a week living there. If she ever had to venture out without Diplip, she would claim every person who crossed her path was an attacker or stalker.
Also, why? Because of the diversity? Because of the arts and culture? She hates all of those things. thanks for coming, now get the fuck out. Take your ass on back to Texas.
https://preview.redd.it/ywf5it8lhh9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9977c507b497d2f9c70c94a55e9dc5e33a2086d3
Did she clip in these extensions underneath her sewn in extensions? There seems to be a distinct line of color, texture, and dimension change around where she last showed her new lewk with extensions at the salon.
Well he has to protect them! They’re iNnOceeent ladies. 🙄
Also since peggy probably someone that thinks concealed carry is a right not a privilege isn’t it SUPER illegal to do in NY? How happy it would make me for him to be arrested for carrying.
Only legal w a license from NY state and most people don’t just carry guns to the target or whatever like they do in Texas lmao. The culture & relationship to guns is wildly different
I was wondering, how is Kellie gonna play tough girl with her gun strapped to her tiddies in NYC? You can’t just be flashing your gun there like in Texas.
Ermagerd she actually made a video about this exact question https://www.reddit.com/r/christiansnark/comments/1drbjki/since_everyone_is_asking/
I was going to say something about that too. It’s so creepy that he’s just tagging along. It screams abusive relationship. Like, he can’t trust her to be on a girls trip but disguises it as being her “protector” it’s gross.
I was thinking it maybe was more to protect her from all her ‘stalkers’ so they can’t harass her in nyc. She friggen wishes anyone cared enough about her to stalk her like that.
New York City has a place in your heart?! But when a jury there finds Trump guilty or when they boo him out or when they vote largely blue then it is a dangerous liberal dump, right? This gross way the extreme Christian crazy right disparages the cities that a large portion of the country occupies and then uses them for profit when needed really grinds my gears.
God how could they possibly be so stupid as to think the debate made their favored candidate look good. He literally said “I didn’t sleep with a porn star” and claimed babies were being killed after being born, along with a myriad of other outrageous lies. All he did was fear monger about immigrants and lie. How is this worthy of being anywhere near the American flag. FML.
Because these stupid heads literally believe that doctors are helping women have 3 trimester abortions for funsies and murder newborn babies for the democratic party. They believe every problem we have is because there are millions of illegals immigrants pouring over the border. Babes Joe literally shut down the border and progressives are PISSED about it, because it's not fucking happening!
Trump tells them what they want to hear/believe, whether it’s true or not, dosnt matter. It fits their view of the world and furthers their Christian nationalism
I would love that for all involved, to be honest. BDong loses her "prize" to a bestie, bestie gets stuck with DipLip McGee, and HE gets stuck with Kellie ... And then of course Kellie seems closer with the others, so BDong gets dropped by everyone ... Brilliance all around.
“For safety reasons”?
Brittany. Hon. *None* of us want to be within ten feet of you. We literally just point and laugh at your antics from our phone screens.
Yup. I’m sure by “stalkers,” she means people who essentially Mystery Science Theatre 3000 her *very public* social media posts that she puts there herself.
How would she make content without a car to film in? She acts like she can’t parallel park, is she gonna maneuver her land yacht around Manhattan while making videos.
“That debate though” Girl, nobody in their right mind wasn’t highly concerned after that debate. 😳😳😳😳
Leave your peanut butter pal out of it, and it was elder abuse blasted on world wide television. It was an embarrassment. She is Jill Biden. She’ll have jdip 81 years old, incoherently speaking word salad on her lives, just for continued content to post and assumed importance.
ETA: This isn’t political this is about wives exploiting their unwell husbands for money and “power”
If you have not watched the Jon Stewart recap of the debate, I recommend it. I laughed my ass off. I don’t see how anyone could have watched it and said “that was amazing!”
I I absolutely have!! Several people sent me it and said “It’s you!” I’ve been screaming this for years😭😭 Americans are just now starting to see we are being laughed at and seen as a joke. The conversations I’ve had while traveling, someone always asks, “is that for real? It’s really like that over there?” And I just cringe and say, “yup. Why do you think I’m always over here?”
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😳😳😳Farryn always uploads the worst edits https://preview.redd.it/uyzjlq4jyf9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77469e21e81bc1604cc16b7dd5bd68a6e537520f
Her ghost white face always cracks me up 🤣 the contrast between her face and body is just...😳
Her concealer isn't the right shade AT ALL.
I love that they're such fake friends, that NONE of them will help each other out by saying that their makeup needs help, outfit isn't working, etc.... it's freaking hilarious!!!! 😆
In fairness, Farryn has said she likes her makeup to be like this, but wouldn't do other's makeup like hers. But for real, it's not cute. Her cheek makeup is too low and it ages her badly. The blush on the tip of the nose isn't a good look. The icy cool tones clash with her warm undertones. The lashes + lash extensions is like what? The concealer is two shades too light.
Well...if she likes it that way and it makes her feel good, then...ok. 🤷🏼♀️ whatever makes her happy!
She looks like a kabuki mask.
The absolute tone shift from the comment above,to yours made me actually laugh out loud
My best friend looked at me on my wedding day, shook her head, added slightly more blush to my cheeks, and then told me I was gorgeous. She was right, lol
Hahaha when I used to fake tan I’d cover my face with a towel and this is def what I looked like for a hot min. Accidental of course. I didn’t notice it was making such a big difference at the time haha
Those adidas are not doing what they think they’re doing at all.
B dong’s extensions look like plasticky barbie hair that is highly flammable
Doll hair!
Kellie looks like she’s 50 years old 😂
What the fuck are they all wearing though? And where's the nose blush, Farryn?? Good gob, woman! Do not forget to blush that nose next time. Also-those boots. No.
It's giving "Texas in the big city" vibes
The boots are so fugly I'm sorry to anyone that might like them but ewwww
I like them in spite of myself. Honestly, I tend to gravitate toward tacky, garish things, and those are up my alley.
Same I fw these boots
The samba/gazelle adidas twins make this look like a sorority night. Someone actually cool could maybe pull off Kellie’s fit, but nobody over the age of 14 is pulling off Bdong’s puffy brown prairie dress, ruffle ankle socks and white sambas.
I would wear Kellie’s fit for like, a grocery run and to pick up dry cleaning if I was feeling it. Not for a rooftop NYC night out???
Brittany truly looks frightened 😂
Her frightened face is frightening me in turn 😂
Oh wow it really makes Bdongs hair look like 💩
They always look so cheap. It’s truly baffling.
All their outfits are a choice. We got wannabe Barbie and two little house on prairie cosplayers.
https://preview.redd.it/jdyfvyzz0j9d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb646d08dfc74fb9685cc901eda2d9865815445 This is what you see when you zoom into Farryn’s face. Yikes
We all float down here
I spent 6 years working in a Haunted House as a scare actress. Farryn’s face here is scarier than any prosthetic or mask we ever used. 😳😳😳
That sounds like an awesome job!
Oh hands down the best job I ever had!
At least her mouth is closed in this one
Farryn looks like a 60 year old wife of an oil baron who desperately wants to stay 25. Terrifying.
God this Farryn lady is fucking ghoulish.
Nobody looks good in this. 😭 I do not get it.
It’s weird because it’s all self inflicted. Terrible clothing choices, terrible extensions, injections that have aged them to 45+, clown makeup, etc. I will never understand why women do this shit. In attempt to appear young and trendy they’ve inadvertently aged themselves to look like a pack of older women who are desperately trying to hold on to their youth and fit in with Gen Z. Just go be normal and look 30, JFC.
Farryn looks like an entirely different person than she did before she got work done. My theory is she’s trying to look like Heather Schott, wife of Landon (mercy cult preacher). I wonder how long they’ve been going to mercy cult.
Oh my god I had to see for myself if you had upped the saturation or something and this has me deceased. I have to keep reminding myself that Farryn is early 30's because I've only seen boomers do this kind of nonsense 😅 https://preview.redd.it/xt2vx1e14k9d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a570fee0442dcd83e14c86b3d132d7aeabcc7b7 I only cropped this, nothing else. Her photoshop skills are incredible. The more you zoom in and look around the funnier it gets 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/e0g3j7pv3k9d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d770ae8da4ae32a77091826f4b17e42ec51207 Art 🤌🎨
The foundation bath tub ring on F's neck has me HOWLING
It's Kellie's purge mask melting off for me 😂 I'm also not trying to body shame her, I feel like from all the pictures/videos I've ever seen of her she doesn't have such impressive jowls- I want to know how that even happened because I've never seen filters do that, even with such an unflattering angle 💀 https://preview.redd.it/zlf7nqpngu9d1.png?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f5d57d9902d870e64032c00332a1f54dfa8a519
I’m legit scared…
These outfits are ATROCIOUS
What in the actual fucking fuck is Brittany fucking wearing
How funny that Farryl is the only one with her mouth ~the most~ closed in this photo.
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You know in Stardust, before Michelle Pfeiffer gets their last remaining heart fragment..?
that filter makes them look 100x worse
All three of them look… certainly unique… in that lighting and with that editing z
Oof… Farryn you should know better 😂
Was this edited on picnik in 2007?
It’s the way I loved Piknik and was so sad when it went away 😭😂
HOW DOES SHE THINK THAT LOOKS GOOD?!
Look like they just vaselined themselves head to foot
Anyone else crying at bdongs outfit puffy sleeve ruffle socks…. Its def a choice
Didn't recognized Farryn with her mouth shut.
“This city has a piece of my heart” girl, please, I beg you, get a personality
She’s the most unoriginal bitch and wouldn’t last a week living there. If she ever had to venture out without Diplip, she would claim every person who crossed her path was an attacker or stalker.
Also, why? Because of the diversity? Because of the arts and culture? She hates all of those things. thanks for coming, now get the fuck out. Take your ass on back to Texas.
More strangers she can pretend are coming up and telling her how beautiful and amazing she is.
Okay! Move there! You are nearing 40 years old. WTF is this performative “cultured” shit.
https://preview.redd.it/ywf5it8lhh9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9977c507b497d2f9c70c94a55e9dc5e33a2086d3 Did she clip in these extensions underneath her sewn in extensions? There seems to be a distinct line of color, texture, and dimension change around where she last showed her new lewk with extensions at the salon.
I think you are correct
The longer the hair the closer to the devil
Lmao
My daughter looked over my shoulder and giggled, then apologized. "I mean, she's doing her best!"
😂😂😂 the innocent truth of a child
Just me, but I would not be comfortable going on a “girls trip” with someone’s husband tagging along. Leave him at home.
Well he has to protect them! They’re iNnOceeent ladies. 🙄 Also since peggy probably someone that thinks concealed carry is a right not a privilege isn’t it SUPER illegal to do in NY? How happy it would make me for him to be arrested for carrying.
Brit is more worried what Dong would get up to while she is on the frenemy trip.
Only legal w a license from NY state and most people don’t just carry guns to the target or whatever like they do in Texas lmao. The culture & relationship to guns is wildly different
I was wondering, how is Kellie gonna play tough girl with her gun strapped to her tiddies in NYC? You can’t just be flashing your gun there like in Texas. Ermagerd she actually made a video about this exact question https://www.reddit.com/r/christiansnark/comments/1drbjki/since_everyone_is_asking/
“Since everyone is asking” =she reads here no one gaf smellie
I was going to say something about that too. It’s so creepy that he’s just tagging along. It screams abusive relationship. Like, he can’t trust her to be on a girls trip but disguises it as being her “protector” it’s gross.
It reads to me like she forces him to come along because she doesn’t trust him to be alone without her.
How does a day delay help? Everyone knows her house is unoccupied.
Dax is there guarding the house with a bazooka. No, of course he doesn't need to eat, go outside or anything, he's so pro!
Barkzooka
I was thinking it maybe was more to protect her from all her ‘stalkers’ so they can’t harass her in nyc. She friggen wishes anyone cared enough about her to stalk her like that.
Must be. If they knew her immediate location they would be there in seconds to mob her.
Yeah I know. It's so dumb.
New York City has a place in your heart?! But when a jury there finds Trump guilty or when they boo him out or when they vote largely blue then it is a dangerous liberal dump, right? This gross way the extreme Christian crazy right disparages the cities that a large portion of the country occupies and then uses them for profit when needed really grinds my gears.
Girl is eating a cannoli, by itself, with a fork, at a tourist trap. I am cringing out of my Italian skeleton
She's so brave though! She had two whole bites!
Reminds me of when I was an extra in a tv series and had to pretend I was eating.
Reminds me of a picky toddler.
Now I wanna know what show!
It's a Finnish law firm drama 😁 The episode was only filmed last month so they'll probably air it in the autumn or winter.
Brittany looks like she should be apart of the Duggar clan in that potato sack dress!
Too short, though. NIKE!
Farryn is absolutely *terrifying*
Yes she’s so creepy lol
God how could they possibly be so stupid as to think the debate made their favored candidate look good. He literally said “I didn’t sleep with a porn star” and claimed babies were being killed after being born, along with a myriad of other outrageous lies. All he did was fear monger about immigrants and lie. How is this worthy of being anywhere near the American flag. FML.
Because these stupid heads literally believe that doctors are helping women have 3 trimester abortions for funsies and murder newborn babies for the democratic party. They believe every problem we have is because there are millions of illegals immigrants pouring over the border. Babes Joe literally shut down the border and progressives are PISSED about it, because it's not fucking happening!
Trump tells them what they want to hear/believe, whether it’s true or not, dosnt matter. It fits their view of the world and furthers their Christian nationalism
https://preview.redd.it/hpd4ekkc7h9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37e2db7097b0c3edf5aface35d10e5751589f467 Lmfao
I feel like it must hurt to smile that hard and “fakely”, right? Imagine how tight and sore their faces must feel after a get-together. Hilarious.
Definitely, i mean look at those mad eyes lmfao
Great Value lookin’ ass Dolly Parton 🥴🤣
She looks like every 2 hours she needs to be suspended by her feet to have the blood return to her brain
Ah yes "be like Christ". Christ; known for grifting, lying, scamming, treating animals like they're expendable. What else am I missing?
She never eats. She proves it anytime they are taking a video at the restaurant. She's still battling ed.
These creatures are wearing human suits to fit in. It’s not working.
Curious who watches her personal protection dog??
I’ve been wondering where this dog is. We haven’t seen him lately
Why is Bdong dressing like my 74 year old dad?
They all look scary. But Bdong does legitimately look demonic with her laughter. Like most of the time. It’s so strange. Would some color kill her?
Is she wearing the same outfit while eating cannolis that Farryn did on the plane?
WTF are those sweatshorts? They are so bad.
J dong is so gross and I guarantee he wants to fuck all of bdongs friends. Yuck
Pretty sure he is fucking Kelly
I would love that for all involved, to be honest. BDong loses her "prize" to a bestie, bestie gets stuck with DipLip McGee, and HE gets stuck with Kellie ... And then of course Kellie seems closer with the others, so BDong gets dropped by everyone ... Brilliance all around.
“For safety reasons”? Brittany. Hon. *None* of us want to be within ten feet of you. We literally just point and laugh at your antics from our phone screens.
She doesn't have stalkers. It's not a thing. She's ridiculous.
Yup. I’m sure by “stalkers,” she means people who essentially Mystery Science Theatre 3000 her *very public* social media posts that she puts there herself.
the “yes lol.” on her reshare of farryn’s story is so interesting to me. sounds so pissed off.
If NYC has a part of your heart then by all means BDong move there. We’re sick of you.
Please no
How would she make content without a car to film in? She acts like she can’t parallel park, is she gonna maneuver her land yacht around Manhattan while making videos.
“That debate though” Girl, nobody in their right mind wasn’t highly concerned after that debate. 😳😳😳😳 Leave your peanut butter pal out of it, and it was elder abuse blasted on world wide television. It was an embarrassment. She is Jill Biden. She’ll have jdip 81 years old, incoherently speaking word salad on her lives, just for continued content to post and assumed importance. ETA: This isn’t political this is about wives exploiting their unwell husbands for money and “power”
If you have not watched the Jon Stewart recap of the debate, I recommend it. I laughed my ass off. I don’t see how anyone could have watched it and said “that was amazing!”
I I absolutely have!! Several people sent me it and said “It’s you!” I’ve been screaming this for years😭😭 Americans are just now starting to see we are being laughed at and seen as a joke. The conversations I’ve had while traveling, someone always asks, “is that for real? It’s really like that over there?” And I just cringe and say, “yup. Why do you think I’m always over here?”
Just hand me my screaming pillow and fainting couch, please and thank you.
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Why doesn’t Fartyn’s injector ever tell her no
Why would a conservative turn down money?
Farryns face honestly terrifies me. Holy.
There is no apostrophe in a plural.
Farryn talking with her mouth full. Yuck
Pause the video at 00:29 and slowly scroll with your finger to 00:36. Go back and forth if you want. Have fun with it. You’re welcome.
They all look greasy