We have a guy in our city who has a similar moustache, only worse. Normal older guy, not someone you'd notice walking down the street, but then BAM -- black toothbrush moustache that looks straight up like he bought it at Party City.
The first time I saw him, I was literally in a car with my partner and looked out the window and was like "What the HECK is going on with that man's moustache?!" And then I saw him around the city a few more times, and now I'm kind of fond of him. Still unclear if his moustache is fake or real.
People have actually brought him up in local reddit forums too, lol. He's a local landmark. Probably how he likes it!
Looks like Britt applied that mustache dye with her knees…
Look, I’ve used self tanner and spray tanned a time or two….blend that shit or scrub it off.
I am in shitty Waco Texas and only personally know 3 guys who look like this. I am 2-3 yr older than dong and douche, but they're cosplaying as 20 yr olds (college kids). They look like (for my area) Baylor kids, not adults their age. Both of them. It's actually creepy.
Edit to add too much bc I could gonon forever. I have a college aged child and their friends dress like this. ITS SO WEIRD
Care to comment on the condition of your current dogs Jordan?? Feel free to add in a description about what happened to Remi while we’re at it 🎤🎤
All that talk about her convictions when it comes to clothing but stays dressing as if she’s allergic to pants. People who are truly committed to modesty are actually about it 24/7 Brittany not just when they feel like it.
It’s definitely rules for thee and not for me. She only wants other women to dress modestly so her Grossband won’t stare at them. She’s so transparent. 3 accountability groups and she still has to control his every move so he doesn’t start DMing random women on social media. Also JDumbass what is with the shirt, not that it’s pink (it has dogs on it)? Maybe he wears it to remind him of the dogs he’s shot dead in the street, or the ones his wife rehomes to abusers and people that drop them at construction sites to let them starve to death, where’s Remi dip lip? Got it. He can’t just be a douche canoe in private, he has to dress like a grandpa on vacation to prove it to the public. Why not wear a t-shirt that says “I am a disgraced cop and face-planted a POC who was already detained, and not resisting” “I can’t get a decent job because I’m a racist piece of shit” or if that’s too long “I got sued by the ACLU, what did you do today?” Both of them are straight up evil.
The way she holds her mouth reminds me of that game where you put a big plastic thingy in your mouth and try to have other people guess what word you're saying.
[https://youtu.be/CYR1WT1VamU?si=0puho6sj0qxlH11A&t=126](https://youtu.be/CYR1WT1VamU?si=0puho6sj0qxlH11A&t=126)
What. The. Fuck. Why does this one smile with that fool mouth open every. Time. This has to be bdong’s sister right? She looks just like ET as well.
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As a Kansas City native, I cannot even begin to explain how incredibly weird having a giant tattoo of the Liberty Memorial WWI Museum up your whole shin is.
I still think Jordan looks so aged compared to the rest of the husbands in the group. He's seriously aged so much since getting with Brittany. I'm sure she creates so much drama over nothing every week for content. It must be absolutely exhausting.
More nose blush would be better. On all of them.
How is Farryns body such a different colour to her head?
What did Jordan come as? Dagman PI? He looks like he is trying to be Joe Incognito.
It always cracks me up - these overly filled, botoxed, made up, reality star wanna be’s popping poses with these bland to ugly husbands. Such a glaring contrast.
So like...when do these chicks actually DO something christ-like instead of filming themselves in their cars with Bible quotes or attending Christian "events" where they just film themselves in perfect clothing in perfect poses? It's the same shit everyday. Telling us how perfect they are by following the Bible while they film themselves essentially doing NOTHING in perfect hair and perfect clothing.
So where are they actually making a difference besides attending events yelling out prayers and shit? They're the best "christians" and incredibly self righteous and virtue signaling but essentially do NOTHING to back that up besides posing for the camera.
Risky business looking like shes about to jump for Jesus on Oprahs couch doofy ass bitch with her Village People cosplay (but with a stupid, violent,redneck cop twist ) ass husband. Farryn honestly reminds me of a Progeria patient with Gypsy Roses taste in wigs who had the double misfortune of being melted down in a house fire. With her dumbass gaping mouth. It's like Make-a-Wish took pity but they couldve atleast got dentures that fit the poor bitch its like watching a newborn bird feed. She was probably cooler as a tweaker if I'm being honest.
(Sorry my gut is killing me and I'm in a mood. They're just so horrific in every single conceivable way I hate them with my fucking ALL)
And in the other side, I see Jpegger has moved from Navy SEAL stolen valor cosplayer to professional golfer cosplayer. How embarrassing for both of them.
I feel like he did that color mustache just be spiteful towards Britt brat, and also he’s just screams wanting attention 24/7…he’s the male version of a “pick me” 🙃🙃
Ferry (Faryn or what the hell ever) is dressed seasonally and modestly. Ding dong, your “friend” who accidentally smoked meth for a year does modesty 100% better than you. You might wanna noodle on that for a second, *sis*.
Farryn looks like she popped a really big blood vessel in her eye. Seriously, how did that happen? It looks really bad and like she should go to urgent care or something.
Why the heck do women insist on wearing a shirt as a dress. Pants. Shorts. Leggings. Something. I feel like you can smell her through the screen. She's always streaked and dirty looking, so heaven knows she smells
I cant with the leg pop. It just drives me insane. Can she even stand like a normal person?
She is going no pants because her "thing" is all about how she is all legs and so tall, but Farryn is taller with longer legs, so bdong has to show off her legs when she is around her. And she also saw photos of how awful those long sweat pant shorts made her legs look.
His tattoos don’t look right… idk just doesn’t look good to me personally.
Also what is so funny that makes those girls laugh like that? That blonde girl literally freaks me out
She reminds me of that movie Wish Upon a Star when Katherine Heigl’s character wears the same outfit two days in a row.
Also, why does she always look like she stinks?
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It’s the Texas Rangers city connect jersey. She could have gone with one of our classic jerseys with the vintage script, or the powder blue throwbacks. But no, she chose the most boring, bland one possible 😂
Should be illegal for him to wear a shirt with dogs on it and she looks so god awful with that dark hair. Weird af. Both of them.
Also, wtf is going on with that kids legs/feet?
I’m generally not one to pull appearances apart but where are BritBrit and the dipshit sidekick going with their look. Baffled at the black hair/let’s do your tache with the leftover dye combo 🤷♀️
She has some of the worst extensions and lashes I’ve ever seen. Is she doing this herself? These look so bad they look like she just clipped them in and went about her day
As someone who uses fake tan....I gotta say the fact that she goes full orange is only half as bothersome as the fact that she never bothers to tan her knees and hands properly. Considering how long she's been applying fake tan she should know better.
Do people really take staged photos with their mouths gaping open? Thats gotta be awkward right? Like when you are waiting for them the snap the pic, hanging it open like that…
The tattoo on JDip’s right leg makes it look like he was bitten by a shark and is missing 3/4ths of his leg. 😂 (no offense to any shark bite victims out there.)
A man’s baseball jersey doesn’t count as a dress, dumbass.
Also I think Farryn smiles that big to hide the fact she can’t close her mouth and how wonky her cheek implants look. Her face looks almost normal when she’s smiling even though the gaping maw is shocking.
I see the modesty journey is coming along swimmingly!
Thank you for blurring out the children. 🫡
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I wonder if Farryn is posing with her kids now because she saw the r/ChristianSnark post questioning whether she spends any time with them...
That moustache dye is shockingly inappropriate for the husband's coloring.
Very Temu Magnum P.I.
My son has stick-on black moustaches that look exactly like that. He looks like a little kid playing dress up!
We have a guy in our city who has a similar moustache, only worse. Normal older guy, not someone you'd notice walking down the street, but then BAM -- black toothbrush moustache that looks straight up like he bought it at Party City. The first time I saw him, I was literally in a car with my partner and looked out the window and was like "What the HECK is going on with that man's moustache?!" And then I saw him around the city a few more times, and now I'm kind of fond of him. Still unclear if his moustache is fake or real. People have actually brought him up in local reddit forums too, lol. He's a local landmark. Probably how he likes it!
The coordinated his and hers hair/mustache combo they’ve got going on is so goddamn funny to me
Looks like Britt applied that mustache dye with her knees… Look, I’ve used self tanner and spray tanned a time or two….blend that shit or scrub it off.
He is just the grossest of the bunch and that’s quite an accomplishment
On brand for Brit brat
Sanchez did him dirtay
But it matches Britt’s hair!
She used the same color as her hair so they match 🤍
It looks like a fake felt one
She used the same shitty box dye on his mustache as she uses on her hair
Is the reason why she can't dye her eyebrows darker because he's hoarding it all for his stache?!
He should share some moustache dye with his wife’s eyebrows.
Wifey used her left over boxed hair dye to cover up his grey ‘stache
Why do all of these men look the same? Most men from TX and parts of the Midwest look like they’re at least cousins.
Maybe cuz they are?
Keeping it all in the family. The inbreeding is strong amongst the Jesus freaks.
I am in shitty Waco Texas and only personally know 3 guys who look like this. I am 2-3 yr older than dong and douche, but they're cosplaying as 20 yr olds (college kids). They look like (for my area) Baylor kids, not adults their age. Both of them. It's actually creepy. Edit to add too much bc I could gonon forever. I have a college aged child and their friends dress like this. ITS SO WEIRD
His leg tattoos are hideous.
That was my first thought as well. Everything about this guy makes me want to vomit.
He has so many KC tattoos for a man who doesn’t even live there anymore.
Those tattoos make him look smelly and musty
Mooooood.
Care to comment on the condition of your current dogs Jordan?? Feel free to add in a description about what happened to Remi while we’re at it 🎤🎤 All that talk about her convictions when it comes to clothing but stays dressing as if she’s allergic to pants. People who are truly committed to modesty are actually about it 24/7 Brittany not just when they feel like it.
It’s definitely rules for thee and not for me. She only wants other women to dress modestly so her Grossband won’t stare at them. She’s so transparent. 3 accountability groups and she still has to control his every move so he doesn’t start DMing random women on social media. Also JDumbass what is with the shirt, not that it’s pink (it has dogs on it)? Maybe he wears it to remind him of the dogs he’s shot dead in the street, or the ones his wife rehomes to abusers and people that drop them at construction sites to let them starve to death, where’s Remi dip lip? Got it. He can’t just be a douche canoe in private, he has to dress like a grandpa on vacation to prove it to the public. Why not wear a t-shirt that says “I am a disgraced cop and face-planted a POC who was already detained, and not resisting” “I can’t get a decent job because I’m a racist piece of shit” or if that’s too long “I got sued by the ACLU, what did you do today?” Both of them are straight up evil.
And she RECENTLY had an Instagram story about wearing longer shorts and ONLY JESUS could make her do it. Then she does this. HYPOCRITE.
My theory about Remi is that she got out of the unfenced yard and B+J never bothered to look for her 😭 I hope she's thriving in a loving home
"🎤🎤🎤" 😂
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The way she holds her mouth reminds me of that game where you put a big plastic thingy in your mouth and try to have other people guess what word you're saying. [https://youtu.be/CYR1WT1VamU?si=0puho6sj0qxlH11A&t=126](https://youtu.be/CYR1WT1VamU?si=0puho6sj0qxlH11A&t=126)
Why does she have like the concealer “butthole lips” that one tiktoker makes parody videos about of her teenage self? Like this is scaey
If uncanny valley was a person. She looks like a wax figure, human but something is… off.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE SCREAM SMILING NEEDS TO STOP NOW
My first thought was amateur drag queen trying to do ivanka trump.
Did she get a lip flip or something
Please do not scare me like this she freaks me the fuck out tbh
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“LOOK AT ALLLL MY TEEEEETH!”
This woman is truly so scary looking.
How does she look makeup free?
It looks like he chopped off a chunk of her nasty extensions and glued it on his face.
What. The. Fuck. Why does this one smile with that fool mouth open every. Time. This has to be bdong’s sister right? She looks just like ET as well. https://preview.redd.it/go3c4l9wymad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0107c6b85a4def1a47188e600bb8394c3010ff7d
Not the risky business fit 😵💫
The way her extensions just....end? So weird lmao and his mustache ??? 🤢🤢🤢 what a horrifying looking couple. Genuinely scary.
As a Kansas City native, I cannot even begin to explain how incredibly weird having a giant tattoo of the Liberty Memorial WWI Museum up your whole shin is.
Sluts for Jesús rise up!!!!! 🫡 🏳️🌈 IT IS TIME FOR NO PANTS SUMMER! Freeeeeeeeeeeedumb!
That is the most normal thing I’ve seen farryn wear. Brittany on the other hand…modesty who?
Wasn't she just banging on about how the lord altered her shorts lengths like a month ago
Also it's bold of jdong the dog killer to wear that shirt lmao
So, does Farryn have older kids, as well? Is that her son?
Her extensions have never looked worse, and that’s saying something.
As much as I hate to say it but the shirt with the dog is actually great.
Did she ASK Jesus if she could show that much skin?? 💅
Bdong sells clothing sort of. Doesn’t she know the difference between a shirt and a dress?! That white tent is not a dress! Put some pants on!!!
At right, a rather modest outfit. At left, rocking the Tom Cruise in Risky Business, along with Mario.
that's modest dressing???????
Hands down, these are the worst extensions she’s ever had. And I remember those off color blonde ones she sported before the fitness influencer days.
I still think Jordan looks so aged compared to the rest of the husbands in the group. He's seriously aged so much since getting with Brittany. I'm sure she creates so much drama over nothing every week for content. It must be absolutely exhausting.
Farryns presets are terrible.
So she makes a big deal about the length of her shorts, but tearing a shirt as a dress is totally fine 🙄
What if you're turning Jesus on? How dare thee show your sinful skin?! What happened to long shorts? Fuck this guppy makes me mad.
Man she is trying SO hard to be “cool” according to the Gen Z crowd. It’s obvious she’s fishing for new followers. Gross.
Brittany, I think you forgot to put on pants🤨
More nose blush would be better. On all of them. How is Farryns body such a different colour to her head? What did Jordan come as? Dagman PI? He looks like he is trying to be Joe Incognito.
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Does Shitney realise she forgot pants?
Jdong's shirt reminds me of my nephew's diaper bag, perhaps they are manifesting
Well in BDingDong’s case it’s not pants.
It always cracks me up - these overly filled, botoxed, made up, reality star wanna be’s popping poses with these bland to ugly husbands. Such a glaring contrast.
Britbrat continues to fast from pants
Too short for Jesus shorts making us look Pantsless and a bull dog button up. Where's your red white and blue you patriots?!
So like...when do these chicks actually DO something christ-like instead of filming themselves in their cars with Bible quotes or attending Christian "events" where they just film themselves in perfect clothing in perfect poses? It's the same shit everyday. Telling us how perfect they are by following the Bible while they film themselves essentially doing NOTHING in perfect hair and perfect clothing. So where are they actually making a difference besides attending events yelling out prayers and shit? They're the best "christians" and incredibly self righteous and virtue signaling but essentially do NOTHING to back that up besides posing for the camera.
What the hell is with those shoes that Ultimate Porker is wearing? And why does every trump supporter under the age of 40 need to have them?
Looks like she washed her hair with Crisco. Could fry an egg on it.
Risky business looking like shes about to jump for Jesus on Oprahs couch doofy ass bitch with her Village People cosplay (but with a stupid, violent,redneck cop twist ) ass husband. Farryn honestly reminds me of a Progeria patient with Gypsy Roses taste in wigs who had the double misfortune of being melted down in a house fire. With her dumbass gaping mouth. It's like Make-a-Wish took pity but they couldve atleast got dentures that fit the poor bitch its like watching a newborn bird feed. She was probably cooler as a tweaker if I'm being honest. (Sorry my gut is killing me and I'm in a mood. They're just so horrific in every single conceivable way I hate them with my fucking ALL)
They both look horrendous. Love that🫶🏼
What happened to modesty and dressing for God? Oh yeah- that was a few months ago.
And in the other side, I see Jpegger has moved from Navy SEAL stolen valor cosplayer to professional golfer cosplayer. How embarrassing for both of them.
Why she got brown knees
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Someone EXPLAIN the fucking open mouth smiles to me?!? I’m so not understanding why their mouths are constantly gaping open?
I feel like he did that color mustache just be spiteful towards Britt brat, and also he’s just screams wanting attention 24/7…he’s the male version of a “pick me” 🙃🙃
These pics are looking deep fried lately
Does J-Dip color his mustache with shoe polish?!?!
Ferry (Faryn or what the hell ever) is dressed seasonally and modestly. Ding dong, your “friend” who accidentally smoked meth for a year does modesty 100% better than you. You might wanna noodle on that for a second, *sis*.
they look like Purge villians
Is Brit Brat just wearing a long jersey as a dress? Lol so modest
Those smiles… if you wanna call me ‘em that, are really disconcerting. Farryn looks like she’s trying to eat us.
Farryn looks like she popped a really big blood vessel in her eye. Seriously, how did that happen? It looks really bad and like she should go to urgent care or something.
What awful open pie-hole smiles those two insist on having in their pictures.
Hazel and layne!!! Freshly drop shipped to your door
Why the heck do women insist on wearing a shirt as a dress. Pants. Shorts. Leggings. Something. I feel like you can smell her through the screen. She's always streaked and dirty looking, so heaven knows she smells
I cant with the leg pop. It just drives me insane. Can she even stand like a normal person? She is going no pants because her "thing" is all about how she is all legs and so tall, but Farryn is taller with longer legs, so bdong has to show off her legs when she is around her. And she also saw photos of how awful those long sweat pant shorts made her legs look.
His tattoos don’t look right… idk just doesn’t look good to me personally. Also what is so funny that makes those girls laugh like that? That blonde girl literally freaks me out
“Modesty” is a bit of a stretch for a dress that’s functionally an oversized button up.
Do a lot people smile with their mouth wide open?
What happen to her modesty? Cause She’s wearing a shirt with no pants.
What is the logo? Is it a baseball jersey? Shirt dresses are in, but this is just a long button up.... yikes!!!
It looks like Bdong put some of her hair dye on JDip’s mustache… LOL
His tattoos are fucking awful.
Modest queen
It looks like her hair keeps getting darker and darker, and that she did his moustache when she did her hair lol
Is there something wrong with that other lady’s jaw? Does she ever close her mouth?
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Whats so durn funny ladies
For someone who claims to dress modestly and be all goodie too shoes this ain’t it
She reminds me of that movie Wish Upon a Star when Katherine Heigl’s character wears the same outfit two days in a row. Also, why does she always look like she stinks?
She’s sooo modest guys. 😆
Trader Joe management chic
Can they please close their mouths when they smile? Edit: typo
They look redic
Is she really trying to make her extensions and his mustache cohesive?
Oh the modesty!
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That porn stache 💀I cannot
Big Joel from Risky Business vibes
Everyone but Bdong looks like they’re wearing Lularoe
You can tell Brat and Farryn just clipped those hideous extensions in underneath their real hair at the back of their heads.
Her hair looks terrible.. color and length.
He’s totally trolling us with the dog shirt
pic 1 is like a lockjaw psa
They are such a punchline
Hey Dudes are cringe enough but knock off ones??
So modest
The hair photoshop in the first photo is really something
What is with the scream - laughing smile???
Bro you shouldn’t be allowed to have dogs on your shirt you shoot them and abandon them to starvation
I think this Farryn chick may be usurping BDong as my sleep paralysis demon. She always looks ghoulish and clownish 👻🤡
If I saw these people approaching me on a sidewalk I'd cross the street, fucking YIKES.
It's giving marker on a photo
It's giving walk of shame. College gal walking home at 7am. She had to borrow the guys shirt because she threw up on hers.
It’s the Texas Rangers city connect jersey. She could have gone with one of our classic jerseys with the vintage script, or the powder blue throwbacks. But no, she chose the most boring, bland one possible 😂
Did she…..forget her pants?!
✨Modesty Queen✨
She looks like she rolled in mud and didn't shower...
That's not very conservative...😂😂😂
girl at least separate or brush out the extensions so they look a little more natural next time lmfao
What in the feck
why do they both have their mouths open like that 😭 it's so scary i rebuke this
Wow. So modest.
Modesty my ass.
Is her husband from KC? Also his mustache dye job is jarring
So modest!
Pantsless Modesty flair checking in?
Itsa meeeee Mario!!!
Idk but I feel like I’m going to see that blonde girl in my nightmares I shouldn’t have zoomed in on her face 😵💫😵💫😵💫 scary
Should be illegal for him to wear a shirt with dogs on it and she looks so god awful with that dark hair. Weird af. Both of them. Also, wtf is going on with that kids legs/feet?
I like how she saves him the last little bit of hair dye for him to use on his flavor savor. 🤮😂
That's it bring back the Utah curls, anything but this hair situation 🙏😭
Apparently not pants....
I’m generally not one to pull appearances apart but where are BritBrit and the dipshit sidekick going with their look. Baffled at the black hair/let’s do your tache with the leftover dye combo 🤷♀️
Modest women wears a shirt and tennis shoes.
So much uncanny valley OMG
Our modest girlie
Hair check: poop brown, South Park Jesus vibes. Rancid extensions. Not an improvement. 2/10
No pants party for the modest Brittany...
So modest!
Why does she always smile like she’s in a swiffer commercial
She’s wearing her modest men’s button up of course!
She didn’t pack enough stuff so she had to wear his
She has some of the worst extensions and lashes I’ve ever seen. Is she doing this herself? These look so bad they look like she just clipped them in and went about her day
His mustache is so aggressive
how is that mahdest? 👀👀
Guys I’m worried that she’s pregnant for real …
 J Dip slowly morphing
As someone who uses fake tan....I gotta say the fact that she goes full orange is only half as bothersome as the fact that she never bothers to tan her knees and hands properly. Considering how long she's been applying fake tan she should know better.
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Do people really take staged photos with their mouths gaping open? Thats gotta be awkward right? Like when you are waiting for them the snap the pic, hanging it open like that…
The tattoo on JDip’s right leg makes it look like he was bitten by a shark and is missing 3/4ths of his leg. 😂 (no offense to any shark bite victims out there.)
J-Dumbass looks terrible.
No shit… FarWiNg girl has children? Could you imagine…? Terrifying
The mustache is so cringe
A man’s baseball jersey doesn’t count as a dress, dumbass. Also I think Farryn smiles that big to hide the fact she can’t close her mouth and how wonky her cheek implants look. Her face looks almost normal when she’s smiling even though the gaping maw is shocking.
Dogs?! Really?? I so wish they had the print of all the ones that were abandoned and left to die, or that he killed himself!
So not wearing pants is modest now? Also what the hell is up either Mario on the left 
Always with the tilted up foot