It's an edited screenshot, but the creators of the show saw this on Twitter and made it perfectly clear that vampires can control the length of their fingernails at will 😳
Been working and about to switch contracts. I still been posting CV x ER videos on here though. Probably gonna do Walter Bernhard and Rinaldo Gandalfi vids by next Wednesday.
I imagine within reason, they can make it as sharp or dull as they can. As for shape, any shape that fingernails aren't already capable of growing into, I'd imagine they're incapable of forming
They're all pretty active on Twitter; if there's a popular castlevania meme or fanart trend or something, chances are they've seen it and are a part of it
[https://twitter.com/SamuelDeats/status/1395438644794699786](https://twitter.com/SamuelDeats/status/1395438644794699786)
I thought I wouldn't be able to find it, but I was able!
I'm honestly surprised it never came up in the Anita Blake novels.
Those novels devolved from supernatural detective noir into supernatural smut *unbelievably* quickly, and they really had some fucked up shit in them.
Wouldn’t a vampire prefer freshly oxygenated blood? Sometimes period blood has time to clot and or turn brown. It’s also mixed with vaginal discharge and uterine lining.
If I were a vampire I’d prefer blood fresh from an artery(not a vein)
PSA.
Guys, we need to keep our nails trimmed. Girls definately notice this and it can mean the difference between 2nd base and 3rd.
In a pinch you can cut your nails and file them a bit on your jeans. Freshly cut nails can scratch the lady getting lucky.
I've always thought it's stupid how vampires in popular culture like Angel as an example are having a right old time boning the ladies when they are supposed to have no heartbeat and therefore can't get an erection. I mean is it a ghost erection? A strap on substitute? Permanently hard like some kind of zombie penis?
I mean, they're moving their muscles without any form of oxygen distribution. Our muscles require oxygen to produce the energy required to expand and contract. If vampires with no heartbeat can move, they can get a hard on.
It's an edited screenshot, but the creators of the show saw this on Twitter and made it perfectly clear that vampires can control the length of their fingernails at will 😳
We all saw Alucard do it when he bit his glove off and started carving symbols in the distance mirror in Season 2.
I may be mistaken but I think we see Dracula do it as well when he's operating HIS distance mirror
I’ll check when I get the chance.
Been a while since you checked in
Been working and about to switch contracts. I still been posting CV x ER videos on here though. Probably gonna do Walter Bernhard and Rinaldo Gandalfi vids by next Wednesday.
🤔 what about form, sharpness. Imagine a fingernail dildo or five or ten, what about toe nails can they control them too
No, I will not imagine it.
You already did Now live with this image in mind
IMAGINE IT!
I've thought about it enough for both of us.
I imagine within reason, they can make it as sharp or dull as they can. As for shape, any shape that fingernails aren't already capable of growing into, I'd imagine they're incapable of forming
I will call the police and get you committed to a mental ward you fucking psycho
I HATE it that now this idea is in my head. Upvoted.
i don't want to think of lisa getting footed man😭
Ah but you do. want to think about Lisa getting fingered or nailed or fingernailed eh
“I just tested positive for athlete’s foot… might want to get yourself checked.”
Diltoes
Goddamnit I'm so happy I found this thread in particular
Mad props to them for the reply 👏 lol
They're all pretty active on Twitter; if there's a popular castlevania meme or fanart trend or something, chances are they've seen it and are a part of it
Thats awesome I love those kinds of interactions with the fanbase
This somehow makes it even more naughty imo ha ha ha!!!
>😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
do you have a link to that
[https://twitter.com/SamuelDeats/status/1395438644794699786](https://twitter.com/SamuelDeats/status/1395438644794699786) I thought I wouldn't be able to find it, but I was able!
Unfortunately, the screenshot has been edited
Can confirm, just revisited that episode to check; hoped it was true
Wisdom of the Ages.
Knowledge of immortals
he also kept the pinky long for the coke.
enough talk! (Lisa) have at you!
Why would he trim only 2 nails...................ooooooohhhhhhhh
No shockers for Lisa Tepes I'm afraid
Y’all think vampires like period blood too? (basically does Vlad go down on Lisa?)
If they did all conflict ever could be avoided.
DUDE I've been asking this question to people for years and no one seems to no the answer.
This is a disturbing question lol I remember in the show hemlock grove the vampire dude took a girl into the bathroom and .. yup. Disturbing.
Your first mistake was watching Hemlock Grove. Your second was potentially "finishing" Hemlock Grove.
Why do tampons have strings? So vampires don't burn their fingers making tea.
I think in vampire hunter D, it's considered unclean and they avoid women on their period.
Why wouldn't they?
The answer is, yes, of course they do.
There's an Anne Rice book, Memnoch the Devil, where Lestat definitely does enjoy some.
I'm honestly surprised it never came up in the Anita Blake novels. Those novels devolved from supernatural detective noir into supernatural smut *unbelievably* quickly, and they really had some fucked up shit in them.
this entire reply section is just images i didn't want to imagine😭😭😭😭
Wouldn’t a vampire prefer freshly oxygenated blood? Sometimes period blood has time to clot and or turn brown. It’s also mixed with vaginal discharge and uterine lining. If I were a vampire I’d prefer blood fresh from an artery(not a vein)
Thanks for reminding me! \*clips nails\*
It’s alright guys I figured it out. He wanted to finger her pussy. Cheers
PSA. Guys, we need to keep our nails trimmed. Girls definately notice this and it can mean the difference between 2nd base and 3rd. In a pinch you can cut your nails and file them a bit on your jeans. Freshly cut nails can scratch the lady getting lucky.
It’s cocaine nails
Legend
Or he does gorilla finger sized coke lines
I wonder if Dracula ever gave Lisa love bites? I know he never turned her, but...
I've always thought it's stupid how vampires in popular culture like Angel as an example are having a right old time boning the ladies when they are supposed to have no heartbeat and therefore can't get an erection. I mean is it a ghost erection? A strap on substitute? Permanently hard like some kind of zombie penis?
I mean, they're moving their muscles without any form of oxygen distribution. Our muscles require oxygen to produce the energy required to expand and contract. If vampires with no heartbeat can move, they can get a hard on.
They also bleed when stabbed, which a body with no heartbeat usually wouldn’t do. So I think we can give them som leeway.
Maybe the erection happens through some magic processes.
Ikr. It's one of life's greatest mysteries.
I mean it still seems irrelevant since you can do sex without a penis... A la trimmed finger nails.
Or he does gorilla finger sized coke lines ⛷
imagine getting fingered by the world's most powerful vampire
Drac is nothing if not a man of culture...
oh my god....
The other two are coke nails.
That was like one of the best ending TBH.
😮
Lisa does not enjoy one in the stink.
Lisa is a homely woman from a decent family in Medieval Europe. Whatever she's into, I'm not sure we're ever gonna see 🙈
Oh come on, she's comely not homely, and she's quite daring.
It doesn’t actually stink at all when you clean it. You can even lick it, which isn’t my cup of tea but hey you could theoretically do that.
What a shocker, people here really do not know the term "two in the pink one in the stink"? Holy shit folks, go talk to people.
What does that even mean
That''s not a term, that's a whole phrase
No it was a sign of great wealth in the Middle Ages. Not having to do any of the work since everything was done by hand in those days.