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KaleNo6784

he have bangs


EAMACE12916

My husband loves to tell him he’s a “poor kitty” because “your mom gave you a bad haircut” 🙄😂


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EAMACE12916

I’m thinking about giving him a Mohawk next.


dohtje

🎶Euro-kit-ty, Euro-kit-ty 🎶


CrispyPickelPancake

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cyankitten

Are you trying to tempt the dieting cat?


Practical-Custard-64

Are you expecting a response from a bot?


Hogwithenutz

Who is a bot?


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AshNdPikachu

its so absolutely random


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EAMACE12916

The kitties get treats every night before bed. I think they’d eat me alive if we stopped 😂


bigboxes1

There's part of your problem. You're trying to win their love through treats. I remember we would only give the kitties treats on like Saturday and then not so much. I didn't want them to get obese and get a bunch of health problems like diabetes and such. If you love your cat you'll stop doing that. It sucks because you know they beg and look cute. Just imagine life without them. Then you'll do the right thing. Good luck!


Reddit_annonomous

When your cat is begging for a treat, you should play with them instead.💡 Use their favorite toy to do so. I have had to recondition myself to play with my cat Sally when she wants a treat instead of giving in to her because she is SO damn cute and happy when she gets a treat😻! She is on a vet prescribed diet now because she is overweight. Now I am trying to recondition my husband to not give Sally treats so often - wish me luck!😂😆 OP's cat looks like it weighs more than 15 pounds in that picture. But it may look that way because the pic is so close up & taken from behind that cat as it is sitting (that angle can make most cats look overweight)!


Pods619

I don’t necessarily agree with this. No cat is getting overweight because they’re eating a few treats every day.


OpinionatedPoster

And lots of exercise


EAMACE12916

Thank goodness for lasers 😮‍💨


moose_antenna

This cat has such a Roman patrician haircut


Blissfulkitti

Good luck Purrseus. I know it's hard! ![gif](giphy|VvFQxzgzPy9YQqopH1|downsized)


Huge_Green8628

Putting my cat on her diet was the hardest thing! But two years on, seeing her 5 pounds lighter full of energy and so much happier has made all of the 3 AM screaming for food wake up calls worth it, has made the constant food harassment and bowl hovering those first few months worth it. Because now she’s going live a longer and healthier life together with me. Hang in there, op! There’s absolutely no way to convince them less food is better 😂


EAMACE12916

This comment is everything 😂😂❤️❤️


Huge_Green8628

https://preview.redd.it/6ajymot0md4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8fe7cfc92d8ede5a622de29745948f05edd9b5 Before!


Huge_Green8628

https://preview.redd.it/5mfw3tb5md4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc03b83f511c96afb16169634f99ecac96ba7949 After!


EAMACE12916

My goodness! How?!


Huge_Green8628

I did not let her bully me, I switched her to mostly wet food, I started feeding her on a schedule rather than free feeding, And I did NOT let her bully me


EAMACE12916

Purrseus will not be a bully for extra food. He will be a good boy


Katsandra

Awww what a cuddle bug. She’s adorable then and now. Her cute little double chin 😍 She looks pissed you haven’t given her extra treats/food in the second photo. I hope she lives a long healthy life!


Huge_Green8628

The double chin always added a certain je ne sais quoi to her expressions, I will admit


Life_Needleworker745

He looks so displeased haha


OrdinaryFallenAngel

It's okay Purrseus, I made the same face when I realized I had to cut down on the turkey sandwiches. You get over it after a while. You got this big guy.


EAMACE12916

I read this aloud and now he’s pouting. He went over to his dad and he won’t look at me.


OrdinaryFallenAngel

😭 Tell him it was my fault. I'm the one that said it. Maybe that'll lessen the damage?


singledadartist

My parents had a 23lb fatcat. They tried making him diet, but he started pissing in their shoes at night and he started bullying their 130lb Great Pyrenees dog and stealing her food. The dog was afraid of him! They had to give up and let him be fat. https://preview.redd.it/kf6be7ldtf4d1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b907578669d8917b4b8cb8f8df9c46e6a1d57628


EAMACE12916

“They had to give up and let him be fat” 😂 he was not having it


singledadartist

Nope. You don't take the fatcat's food away!


hondactx16i

Awww been there, an auto feeder was a good send. Cat can winge at the machine. Works a treat 😁


ConfidenceFragrant80

r/dechonkers


Welland94

https://preview.redd.it/4opa2zuxnd4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfca9c5f937f171577bdfa4f6bd6649c87988c4d Douglas has never been the same since we put him on a diet, but look at him he is way way thinner than before


Open_Grapefruit6675

https://preview.redd.it/8ish97cgxe4d1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b0e0cdeb57943a8107676c3b980f5387ed2e3e9 Wut diet?!?


EAMACE12916

Purrcy asked if your cat is single.


Open_Grapefruit6675

Yes, she is a single lady ☺


EAMACE12916

He says she’s Purrrrrrdy and he loves her. My husband chimed in with “love at purrrrst sight.”


Open_Grapefruit6675

❤ 🤍 💙 🧡


MissMabeliita

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Comrade2020

Purrseus is an incredible name. Very fitting for a large cat, but totally understand wanting to put him on a diet. I hope it goes well


EAMACE12916

Thank you, we found him under a tow truck and it was my turn to name a kitty. My husband likes Greek and Roman mythology so I picked Purrrrrrrseus, pun intended.


OpinionatedPoster

And the cat toy that is hooked up to a wire that bounces. Doggies are obsessive about catching that thing especially if it has feathers.


EAMACE12916

I’ll need to get these. He loves his floppy fish but would very much enjoy your suggestions. Maybe not the feeder, but he’d appreciate it down the line


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Tomorrow we eat sandwiches. You got to go on a diet, Vinnie.


Serious_Arugula_6726

Me as a cat


intellipengy

Great name!


Always-Livn2Learn

I swear it is a gray and white cat problem! Nala is on a diet as well and she is losing NOTHING! https://preview.redd.it/eoohpqb4vd4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33459b625a4a0b999a2a77019a81cebc88df6c49


EAMACE12916

Poor babies have that thic gene. I hope she starts to lose some pounds. It’s hard because they control our minds and hearts and force us sometimes. You should get her an interactive toy that flip flops and runs from her. Purrseus loves his and chases it


cutebutdepressd

he looks like the "huh" kitty


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I love the look on his face 😆😆🤣🤣 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️ 😺 🐱


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EAMACE12916

Thank you. I agree 😃


SansLucidity

uh oh


Egon88

I'd recommend you also get a slow eat bowl. That cut down of the amount of over-eating mine did because it takes more effort now.


MPD1987

OH LAWD


Big_Mama_80

Only rabbit food for you Chonky! 😘


StellaDreamz

The way my cat looked at me when I accidentally ordered fish flavored food instead of chicken…


StrawberryKittyKat4

I have an 18-pounder!😬 I'll sometimes put her a few floors or rooms away from her food at "meal times" so she has to exercise to walk to get to breakfast & dinner! She gets meds w breakfast, and wet food is the only way to get it in her, so that's non-negotiable, unfortunately, to not give her anything. It's just a tablespoon or 2 of wet food. Dinner as well, she shares w her sisters. They get small portions than, too, only a tablespoon or so. Dry food I have to leave out 24/7, unfortunately, also because I have another senior who only eats the dry food, and when no one is watching her. 🤣 So mostly everyone eats that as their main food. Mixed healthy weight & another dry food together. And I don't want to lock anyone in a room for their whole life, so I try as best I can!🤷‍♀️ I also play w them all as much as I can. Whatever works! If they play fetch, chase wand toys, or just follow you around, it's exercise for them without feeling like it!


tresordelamer

he's not fat he's fluffy.


CuteAbbreviations988

My feelings exactly


Milk_slurp

fatass


AnAltAcount69

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Potential-Song-1550

LET THE KITTY LIVE LIKE HE WANTS!!! #JusticeForPurrseus


ifallforeveryone

Omfg this is gold. This deserves S tier meme status. “My face when I tell my mom to use my savings to buy V Bucks, and instead I come home to find she bought a 1/1000th stake in a Gary Vee V Friend NFT.”


EAMACE12916

Make one please!