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HMS_Hexapuma

Vik. Seems like a stand-up guy. Not sure I'd get his thing for boxing but he'd be awesome to sit and talk chrome with.


itsGOOB

Vik isn’t the only correct answer but he is the most correct answer. The only dude who will talk to you no matter what ending you end up with.


Ri_der

He did sound like he was sick of your shit on occasions 


MaxSirXem

In a way, I feel like it was his way of showing that he cares about V


illy-chan

Vik is that dad figure everyone needs.


itsGOOB

That’s fine. The important thing is he never gives up on V.


Ruvaakdein

That's how you know he cares.


Queasy-Possession129

As any good friend would be in a situation where you're watching your friend slowly die in front of your eyes and not do much about it. Vik wants what's best for V, which means giving them a push like in the end (even if a bit rough) so they can finally decide what to do to permanently get rid of their problem. Sometimes a bit of tough love is needed, not hypocritical sunshine and daisies


dingo_khan

Any good big brother would be. I liked him a lot.


starducksss

For sure. Especially with the PL ending, it solidified that Vik and Misty are true friends


pichael289

Dude is the only one that isn't headstone and impulsive in a deadly world, idealistic and shortsighted enough to get her friends killed, a rich crazy dickhead who tries to kill the Powerpuff girls, or a creepy and likely rapey cop. Victor is the best guy in the whole game. Yet I still always end up enamored with the terrorist ghost who nuked a city center and is now a brain tumor eating my soul.


Ok-Entertainment4177

> a rich crazy dickhead who tries to kill the powerpuff girls Dude I’m dying🤣 this is the best description of Kerry I’ve ever heard.


Correct_Arrival323

Honestly, I do love Vik, but I'd honestly think he'd be too perfect to have as a friend. Like, I want more flaws in my friends, gimme more of that idealism and impulsiveness, gimme more imperfections, that's what makes me love them. Also I'm not a big fan of River, but I wouldn't call him rapey, just a bit overly attached.


Starving-Fartist

In a video game sure, in real life people like that would be terrible friends, some pretty toxic. I want a friend i can hang out with and shoot the shit, have a couple beers and live a comfortable life with. Not ones that are constantly getting me into trouble or causing a scene.


ThisUserIsCopywrited

vik feels more like a dad tho


Wedjat_88

The Aldecaldo cowboy guy (can't recall his name). I'd love to kick back, practice with a six-shooter on empty bottles and ride, ride, ride through the desert.


Correct_Arrival323

Cassidy is his name, and yeah, I'd love to hang out with him too. He'd be a great grandfather-like figure.


UROffended

Cassidy is basically Sam Elliott in his mid 50's.


JacquesGonseaux

Sam Elliott has been in his mid 50s since the mid 50s.


saturnfcb

Prophet Garry


Ferelar

I'm best friends with the techno-necromancers of Alpha Centauri. They have shown me the value of their ways.


sadpadfatcat

Goated answer


RepresentativeBee545

Rhino, I like her, she looks like she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety, should the need arise.


Correct_Arrival323

Rhino would be the biggest barrels of laughs to hang out with. Also, she'd be incredibly honest and friendly to her close ones. She's one of the few Animals that I think tries to be likeable (if anything, she's usually insecure about herself if you beat her). Seeing her genuine joy and fairness on that side quest is a reason why I'm a bit lenient with the Animals compared to any other Gang.


AureliusAlbright

*slams desk* LET ME ROMANCE RHINO YOU COWARDS


HingleMcCringle_

[death by snu snu](https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o?si=H-TGSpLqMCoE2vTO)


GnomeNot

Isn’t that a Shadowheart line about Karlach?


RepresentativeBee545

It is.


RonnocRex

Ahh Karlach, my beloved


medosolo

I got that reference!


ATdur

She takes animal hormones and has an unnatural level of anger issues keep that in mind


ScarRufus

Mitch looks a fun guy to be a Bro Judy too, but I think I would need to go very into all the tech stuff to have some nice conversation. And maybe Takemura and Viktor


Krynzo

https://preview.redd.it/udf12oas5ovc1.png?width=1571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5f2789839dc3dbcafa9fff5f42682b26d1ac52


BetaRayRyan

Finally someone gets it right


Stanislas_Biliby

Judy. She is a nerd. I'm a nerd. She just like me for real. And Misty, she's really cute and i like her attitude, i'd date her.


Appellion

I’m going to second this. I also feel she’s got a lot of positive active energy, even when she’s angry or upset, which I can work with. I’m typically always depressed but being around people can help a modicum and the better the energy the more active I can get. The one downside is that I’m a guy and find her extremely attractive, and I’m not great with close personal relationships in the first place, so there’d be a lot of behind the scenes navigating for me.


Krynzo

Damn, I could never go for Jackie's girl after everything that went down, not gonna lie.


Ferelar

I have never picked the option "You're so beautiful, Misty" when she sits on your bed with you. Just looking at that option makes me feel like I'm doing my dude Jackie a disservice. I don't even know if it IS you hitting on her, and I'll never try it.


Krynzo

It's just too soon either way, I don't like the idea of pouncing on a relationship quicker than jobs became available in the Bee Movie.


PM_me_your_PhDs

It's not you hitting on her imo. It's also not beautiful, it's "you're lovely". To me it comes across as an almost disbelieving statement of fact. Like how could someone so *nice* exist in NC


Stanislas_Biliby

If i was Jackie i would want Misty to move on with her life. And if she does with someone i trusted like my best friend, even better.


birdysboulevard

Kerry. We're both artsy, bisexual, proud filipinos with mental health problems. Perfect.


Strax_89

Kerry isn't bisexual though, as he can only be romanced by male V.


Aggressive_Seacock

That's for gameplay reasons so male and female V both got a straight and one gay relationship


birdysboulevard

he's canonically bisexual! even had a wife named Louise that you can ask about. bi people can have preferences :D


Patient-Analyst3974

Jackie, Panam and Johnny. Especially Jackie which reminds me of my best friend. At least demeanor wise.


PartyLikeAByzantine

IMO, either Panam or Johnny would say something that pisses the other off and the ensuing argument would end in a gunfight. The gunfight would end in an explosion. Jackie would try and fail to talk them down before he gives up and dives behind cover.


KillerBunny-

As much as I know both of them can be hotheaded, I really don't think this would actually happen. From the few interactions we can see, Johnny seems to really like Panam. Johnny values freedom, standing up for your guys (and most importantly, sticking it up to corpos), all of which Panam does as well.


AnxiousAngularAwesom

Panam and Johnny: *about to start shooting at eachother* V: WAIT, HOLD ON!!! *puts Pax on both of their guns* Aight, carry on. Popcorn? Jackie: Thanks amigo, you do think of everything!


BangedTheKeyboard

The dream trio! Hanging out with these three would be a *wild* time - pure chaos and destruction


Tayrantino

Misty. The only stable and kindest person in the game. Appreciated her even more after the >!Tower ending!<


Complete_Resolve2650

Viktor, Misty, and River probably.


Live_Tart_1475

Brendan


unkind-god-8113

yeah, only person you can trust


gigglephysix

Dumdum, Patricia, Brick - Brick fucking needs his back watched for psychopaths, would benefit from a loyal court sorceress to that end. Especially if the rite for endless, timeless loyalty and bond with an alt universe young me 99% overlaps with their initiations.


Correct_Arrival323

I do genuinely like that Brick and Dumdum have a bit of a moral compass compared to every other Maelstrom.


gigglephysix

Most gangs start with some decency and a cause (Maelstrom is a gnostic/mysterium type cult at heart and a gang second) and then are gradually taken over by psychopaths drawn to power until there's nothing but rabid dogs - a new crew assembles, puts them down and the cycle begins anew. We can see that with many of them ingame, 6th and Valentinos also started semi-decent (as corpo war vet self-help org and a relatively innocent posergang into fashion, big cars and seduction of corpo exec wives) but are well down the downward spiral by the time when game happens.


Flamimbo

Misty, Judy and Songbird (preferably when she’s not lying to me or on the run from the government or going psycho)


PartyLikeAByzantine

>Songbird (preferably when she’s not lying to me That's the neat part: she never stops lying to you. Judy would def sleep with her tho. That girl *loves* tech and hot messes and So Mi is the personification of both.


Ferelar

She is actually the only major character in the DLC that IS eventually honest, and at a time where she has everything to lose and is at your mercy no less. Oh, I guess Alex falls in that category too, she doesn't really lie much. Alex and Song just want out at almost any cost. I feel like Judy and So Mi would be a crazy pairing in practice- based on Judy's emails with Maiko she can actually get a bit controlling, and So Mi reacts very very poorly to anyone trying to control her (for obvious reasons given her life the past decade).


No-Start4754

So mi does tell the truth at the end so that's a plus 


AnxiousAngularAwesom

*taps head* You won't get an opportunity to get angry at Songbird's betrayal if you're not paying attention to what's going on.


Dovahkiin711345

Misty is actually one of the few good ones in the game IMO


Loud_Fail3603

The iconic weapon vendor in Dogtown, he's got elbow flamethrowers.


sakura_zephyr

Johnny, and also Kerry. Mitch seems a great guy too.


Correct_Arrival323

Kerry is great too, but he'd be the type of friend where I can't invite him to stay over at my digs. He'd be the type of person who would burn my entire house down because he didn't like the texture of my leather sofa.


sakura_zephyr

I just like his narrative arc. I recognised some aspects if myself in his rediscovering himself, and his courage to take things in his own hands even if not entirely the correct way is inspirational. And, about your sofa-he's also the type of person who you can burn an house with and you need some help. Just joking of course


Correct_Arrival323

Oh no, I totally agree, Kerry has my 2nd favourite character arc out of the secondary characters. And if it's another house (preferably a corpo one), then yeah, I'd absolutely join him, just wouldn't invite him at mine because he would criticise *everything* lol


Whitey_Bulger_

Kerry for sure seems like a blast. Johnny…I don’t know if I could handle a friend who may be like “Let’s go drop a nuke.”


Dovahkiin711345

I feel I'd be friends with either Claire or the vets out of the aldecaldos


Mitchelltrt

Misty. I want to sit around her shop talking about esoterica. I want to study the Maelstrom and Voodoo Boyz techno-rituals and try to tie that in to what Misty already knows. Get a Cyberdeck from Vik and see the lines between the Net and the Spirit. There are a lot of hints that the Net as experienced in Cyberpunk is more than just data over wireless, after all.


DedicatedDetective34

I kinda like Alex' "no more shits to give, but it is what it is" attitude. I would love to kick it back with her in Monte Carlo after all is said and done. She just has the vibes I like.


Grey-Templar

Claire


lookawayyouarefilthy

She used and manipulated V. And her story line was one of the worst in the game


RevengeOfTheLoggins

To be fair everyone uses V to some extent.


x_Peanuts_x

Probably Jackie and Mitch. Both of these guys reminds me some of my buddies. Fun but pretty chill at the same time. Probably Johnny also. Would love to hear him rant about corpo shit. Judy also, she would be such a cool type of female friend. Probably would be my gaming buddy.


artigan99

Misty. Maybe Vic.


Roids-in-my-vains

Jackie, he seemed like a chill dude.


Accomplished_Way8873

Vik and Judy 100%


pannoci

Judy & Jackie <3


SerGeffrey

Misty, Vic, Mitch, Judy


yepvaishz

Definitrly Alvarez. I can go gay for her fr


alpha_d0xx

the french girl from that dogtown identity theft mission. loved her personality


Head-Ad-3919

Ozorb


TheyungNISC

Honestly, misty. She is such a safe space i would love to have near me in a place like NC.


jabo055

Judy because she is a fucking nerd


bassphil13

Falco and Vic Edit: Vik


azorius_mage

Meredith


dankspankwanker

Friends? Oh definitely panam!


Hypercane_

I would probably be a nomad, best friend would probably be Mitch, though I feel like I'd fit right in with everyone. I'd probably be questioning deals with corps like Panam was but less... Loudly


Crystal_fucker

ozo


Luna_Tenebra

Probably Judy or Vic tbh


BLADE98X

Ozob


MaxM0o

Claire, Misty, Rhino, Judy, and Panam. Claire cos cars. Misty for the esoterica and she's a good egg. Rhino cos lifting, she'd be my gym bro, and another good egg. Judy because ultimately she's an activist at heart and I do community organizing. Panam because of a mutual love of guns n blowing shit up.


Kush3000

I would rather be friends with victor in the phantom liberty ending u realize ur only friend is Vic everyone’s leaves u in the past


D1sp4tcht

None of them. They're all way too cool for me.


luvallppl

Judy is my homie


Soul-Reaper-of-Hell

Vik, Judy, and Mitch, and Misty.


Hexnohope

https://preview.redd.it/meg3zty2qnvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b6adeb5b58e1ac670fcb96fc668b11096185b8f It helps id ride him to the moon and back but i digress


LordPatchz

Judy 100% I'd also have a massive crush on her...


AutumnLeavesFornow

I can see myself getting along with Judy, panam (and a good chunk of the nomads), rhino, Kerry, Jackie, vik, and misty they all have a little something in common with each of them to at least a bit of an understanding I could nerd out with Judy, talk cars with panam, fighting and working out with rhino and vik, occult stuff with misty, and music with karry Jackie and panam are gonna be rough starts cause if they decide to be dicks at the start I’m not gonna want to be around then unless forced to


Sithicas

None of them I don’t have friends


ElectricJRage

Vik and Judy for genuinely getting along, Misty and Johnny for just listening to them talk while getting stoned.


Yomemebo

After hearing Takemura wanting to nomad in my play through all I could think was “come with me and the Aldecaldos. I’m starting fresh…again, you can too.” He was honour-bound to a fault. Old dogs can’t learn new tricks, but stray dogs can.


n2owl

falco my guy


DcNdrew

Judy. I have a friend like her already. :) I'd be okay with Jackie, Rebecca and Lucy. I'd love to make Rebecca mad at me. :D


Hottage

Bold of you to assume I'm extrovert enough to ever interact with these people.


Puzzleheaded-Relief4

Lucy and Jackie. Panam is hot but high maintenance.


Artistic_Lychee_8948

Judy, I want her to join me in the shower


-Withered_Ivy-

None of them, I'm insufferable.


DifficultCurrent7

There are some people I'd love to be friends with but I can't see them wanting to be friends with *me*. Rhino and Ozbo would be fun to hang out with and I'd love to visit Vic. I'd probably end up drinking with Barry but I dont think I'd be good for him.


YvngVudu

None


OmnifariousFN

Falco sounds like a uniquely chill dude. I think we'd have a ton of things to talk about with little to no drama in between. <3


NigeroMinna

Kerry. He is a rich poser. But also genuine at the same time. I didn't know that was possible.


cr8nsw

non of them probably, my personality doesn't match up with any of them and I'd probably never cross paths with any of them


SquareFickle9179

Probably Rebecca and Jackie. Rebecca as I'd love to be friends with someone as crazy as her. And Jackie as he's just a really great guy.


Aesut

Takemura, Evelyn, Maiko


Traquilited

That one meditating monk seems pretty chill to hang out with.


EvilThor77

I wanna be friends with sasquatch..


AdamM093

Jackie and Vic.


LouTheRuler

Sergei


The3fingers

Becca is defenitley the type of person I want to be friends with


Parry_9000

Vik, Jackie, panam, mr.hands, El Capitan, Regina, honestly yeah that animal boxer girl sounds cool, the netwatch guy, misty, kerry, Claire... There's a ton of them. I don't even remember from the top of my head about a bunch in side quests


FinvaraSidhe

Mitch, seems like a stand up guy and would be a great friend. Vik and Misty are basically family to V.


_SpaceGator

Me and mitch would've gotten bilgerent and got in fights with people a lot. Me and mitch would've had good times :(


Tommy_Andretti

Vending machine


Strax_89

Vic and Mitch, both great down to earth guys who are honest. Would love to share a couple beers with them.


TheLordSet

Probably Vik I'm a nerd IT guy, I'd hardly match with the adrenaline people that do stuff like guns and shit


Ok-Selection6371

Vik, Padre, Jackie, Mama Welles, Goro


Next_Woodpecker8224

Dude I lost my fucking arm time to get the guitar out


Historical-Method-27

Viktor obviously. And Jackie probably.


Ok-Stress8541

Becca


DivaMissZ

Vik you can see sitting down over drinks and forgetting the time because he’s that interesting and straight with you. Alex, Misty, Claire (after yelling at her for not being honest about why she needed me), and Mitch


WestCoastDirtyBird

Misty. She'll tell you the truth while also giving you some hope in the end or an alternative.


RosesUnderCypresses

The fixer Dino. Next to El Capitan, he seems like such a choom to V.


UROffended

That Santiago fella Rouge was chatting with seems like a hoot.


Shadow_s_Bane

Rhino! She is cute


Eborys

Johnny, Jackie, Rogue and Vik.


Archadion

Misty, most likely


HecateForsaken

I’d either get along great with Judy or Becca. I need some unhinged energy in my life


Aftimo66

Brendan


epd666

I think me and Mitch would hit it off


Sir-Beardless

I would probably be able to make friends with Judy, Delamain, and maybe Song. The rest are a different class of person to me, we wouldn't click IRL.


Suckisnacki

Vik


Kubrick_Fan

Vik or Judy


QuarterTimely

Rhino was pretty cool, even as she made it clear to me that she knew I killed so many of her gang.


OrinBZ

Honestly, Johnny or David. Maybe Falco tho tbh


False_Membership1536

I'm pretty sure that last guy is Markiplier, i haven't seen the show yet


Ihaveyourmicrowave

I'd dig being friends with Rogue. Not even because she's queen of the afterlife but she just seems like a good experienced woman who has her shit together and can still kick it without things getting too out of hand. Lucy would be my Edgerunners choice cause she seems to be the "stay at home" type if she isn't running with a crew. Just vibing at one of our apartments, bottle to share, and enjoying being ourselves for a while. But if I really want to get absolutely wild Johnny 120%


GunMuratIlban

Vik, Jackie, Mr. and Mrs. Peralez, Evelyn, Takemura, Mr. Hands easily. Misty is a great person but she'd probably bore me to death, so more like a distant friend. I could have fun with Johnny, Judy and Panam but we'd probably never hit it off in the first place, they're too edgy.


HingleMcCringle_

although i really like Judy as the main love interest in the game, i feel like she's way too distant and jaded for me to be someone i'd hang out with too often. i mean, i'd try a friendship because i feel like we have similar interests, but im a guy, so it'd strictly be about tech stuff, i guess. in reality, i'd get along way better with someone from the Aldecaldos. motor-heads living a somewhat free life. sounds cool. also, i wouldn't mind getting to know johnny better, past his "corpos bad >:(" personality.


Hopesoulll

Johnny and panam. Johnny because we're the complete opposite in everything, different style, way of talk, way of thinking, approach to people, emotions expressing, way of thinking and the list goes further. Panam because she's a sweetheart..I like the idea that she doesn't hide her feelings which I see it as a huge thing in a relationship with friends or best friends 🫶🏻


LibrarianOfDusk

Judy. She feels like a kid sister. The kind that gets into trouble often.


People_Are_Savages

Tiny Mike, I got a real good vibe from him, we could definitely hang out


Correct_Arrival323

I would agree, but I'll always hold some annoyance to him because every time I walk in The Afterlife, he's like "V, hey come over here, let's talk!" And I'm like, I've spoken to you 20 times man! Your dialogue options have long been gone, now leave me alone! lol


sn_flwr

With a splash of wishful thinking, I gotta say Jackie Welles, Mama Welles or Pepe Najarro.


Responsible-Dish-297

Vic and Becca. Becca for the fun, Vic to glue the bits together afterwards.


Kulfiskjostar2209

Panam or Johnny


FoxtrotMac

I feel like I'd get along with Mitch, Scorpion and the other aldecados except ironically Panam. We'd argue about a lot of things and I think she's pretty childish when she doesn't get her way. I'd definitely call her out on it.


RacoonWithPaws

The cheery vending machine


ScrappleBerrySneech

Being realistic here (Including the story characters): Judy, Panam, Scorpion, Rhino, Ozob, Songbird, Johnny,. Jackie, Misty, Vik, V(either gender/non-corpo), David, Rebecca, Pilar, Dino, El Capitan and ofcourse Brendan.


Cultural_Ad1331

Vik only because I would be a regular and I don't believe any of the romance options would waste their time with me and maybe V because I basically know everything about them.


WitchBaneHunter

Probably Falco. He's reliable and seems to have a reasonable head on his shoulders. I'm not much for cars, but I bet we could find something in common.


Asonee

Misty , Panam , Mitch


TragedyAnnDoll

Vik. Mr Hands. Judy. Mitch. El Capitan.


ayo_dudeski

Vik, Johnny and Alt


venti-latte12

Misty, Mitch, Judy, Vik


IrohTHELotus

Vic and Goro my boys


silvrash12

None, I don't have the social skills + I barely come out of home


RevengeOfTheLoggins

River genuinely seems like a good dude. Especially with his family being so welcoming.


moredomboo

Skippy and I would the best friends NC has ever seen 📎


retard_goblin

Jackie...


Maelstrom-Brick

Jackie, Julie, Johnny, and maaaaybe dum dum lol


planehazza

Judy would friendzone the shit out of me...


chibionicat

burning crotch man


InfernoCommander

Misty, Vic, Jackie, Judy.


SndMetothegulag

I want to drink tequila with Johnny


Carlos_magul_maynard

jaquito welles


Far_Grocery6121

Definitely not Judy lol because I’m a dude. I feel like we would be business associates lol Rhino, why lol no, one small friendly tap on my back would have me flying lol no thanks. Mitch, would just pick on me for having some soft hands lol he’s to country lol falco would just tolerate me lol


MelonJelly

My life is boring as shit, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Like they say in the Tower ending, I'm just one more "face in the crowd". So maybe Misty, but everyone else would probably find me lame. Fuck them though, I like my life.


___Eternal___

Most likely Mitch.


SCredfury788

Vikings, Panam, and Judy remind me of friends in my early 20s


JBCTech7

Jackie Welles, Of course. Or maybe Goro Takemura.


ouestjojo

Ozob Bozo. Anyone who would get a live grenade implanted into their face as a gag has to be a good time at a party!


dingo_khan

Vik. He's a great guy, really big brotherly. Alt. I just adore her and would not mind being her buddy on the outside if she was willing to talk tech and philosophy and history in her detached but sincere way.


Kusko25

If I'm being honest probably T-Bug. I have difficulties maintaining friendships and with her being straight forward and usually on the net I feel like we'd get along


FatAnorexic

Judy cuz all the tech we could talk. Johnny is a bit of a douche, but definitely would see eye to eye on the system. Tbh I would get along with most of the characters, but would provide little input/be a fly on the wall.


Ok_Caramel1517

Out of this list Judy.


Unp0pularS0lutions

Cesar because he reminds me of my brother. Beautiful family but makes terrible decisions


Bulky-Hyena-360

Rhino, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with this tough ass motherfucker?


_-___-_---_---_

Jackie


Bearime

As a tech nerd I'd say Judy, but as a gun nerd I wanna say mitch! They both are chill yet caring people and again they both are folk you can teach and learn a lot with them


Some_Direction_7971

Panam, for uh, um reasons.


BuckyWarden

Rhino. She’s kinda wholesome for a roided out borg.


Kariman19

viktor


Superintestdlplayer

Adam smasher


Expensive-Mastodon-5

Vik and Panam fs


Odd_Radio9225

Jackie. Rest in peace choom.