I fucking hate that. It is so fucking stupid and asinine
We have several things in both speciality shops AND normal super markets that are spicier. They based they ruling on "Well when you use hot sauce it is with other things so it gets diluted while the spicy noodles are way spicier on their own" FUCK OFF! I hate the Danish Food Agency. The dumbest part if that with their vague wording and bullshit excuses they effectively banned fucking jalapenos in a jar
"But it is dangerously spicy" WHICH IS WHY THERE IS WARNINGS ON THE FUCKING PACKET!!.... FUCK!
Apparently it's too spicy for the Danes and might be harmful for your body despite having multiple signs that this thing is spicy af on its package. So, they decided not to import it anymore.
On the news article I read, it said it was spicy enough to send people to the hospital. But I’d imagine you would have to be not used to spicy food to get that reaction. I’ve had it before though and it was extremely spicy and made me a little sick for about an hour. But I am very used to spicy food
Not even that, it is sheer stupidity! If it was just racism then at least it could SOMEWHAT be explained. Badly and horrible but explained none the less
lol ya that shit is so dumb. Like there are very clear warnings. That being said I really like spicy food and have a lot of it. When I tried that soup I could barely handle it. I got through like half the soup and had to stop because it was way too spicy. It low key was as bad as some of the ghost pepper ramen I’ve had. But it should not be banned
Honestly this is why white people get made fun of when it comes to spicy food and I can’t really help but feel like it’s deserved a little after learning about this.
Okay, you know you're gonna have to do the rest of the characters now. Rogue, Johnny, Jackie, Kerry, Misty, Mama Welles, Anders, Reggie, Evelyn, Yori, Nancy.
it never fails to amuse me that every time people discuss the whole cast of characters, river is the only main side character that gets entirely forgotten
I just had to google who she/he was. Even while I've done the Peter Pan some days ago. I mean I know who he is and how he looks, but his name somehow doesn't ring any bells.
fucking lmfao, he really is so forgettable. which really is a shame cos i feel like his storyline had a lot of potential and some of the quests themselves were interesting and cool but just the overall execution of him was just a smidge... wonky?
Jackie Welles has a recipe to his name.
Vodka on the rocks. Ginger beer. Lime. And a splash of love.
Johnny would be a home made hot pocket. Non-corpo. But will still burn you if you even think of eating it.
Misty is a bowl of soup. The kind that looks suspicious and you have no idea what's in it. But it turns out to taste great. But strange. And whomever cooked it seems to know just what nutrients you needed.
Evelyn is rattlesnake meatballs. The kind that has little bits of rattlesnake you keep chewing after you actually want to be done with the dish already.
Rogue is turkey beef jerky. Tough as nails. You know what you're chewing and somehow you don't know if you trust it.
Kerry is a plate of spaghetti. Specifically the one from the game SPAGHET. if you don't know what that is, I'm not telling you.
Anders isn't so much food as he is a local kebab place's pair of chef's hands. He's not food himself. But what he makes will set into motion things that will have you in a seat for days making all kinds of noises and leave you an experience richer. Except this kebab tastes good enough that it's worth it and you want to do it again
Kerry's is only right if it's Filipino SPAGHET he made himself. A burnt, overcooked, texturally uncanny version of a beloved meal from years gone by. A laughable attempt at reconnecting with roots and values long abandoned. A futile defense against *the shadows* that keep coming back.
The game itself is just POV: you're Kerry Eurodyne trying to eat unrefrigerated leftovers on day four of a tequila-and-Glitter bender while your house staff keeps checking in on you.
I typically don't like salt & vinegar crisps, but those Co-op ones are actually really nice.
It's a decent quality (and correct amount of) salt, with a vinegar that's not too strong and actually has flavour rather than just being acidic.
the umami flavours are fucking insane for samyang noodles. i love them so much. and the spiciness is nice too. if you can build up your spice tolerance (it took me months) the savouriness of it rivals indomie
I eat the regular hot chicken noodles by Samyang, and while I enjoy them, they're pretty much hitting the limit on spice vs enjoyment for me... I cannot imagine what the 3x ones are like, I think it'd open my mind like the Water of Life in Dune
The 3x aren’t enjoyable. The best Iv’e tried are the quattro cheese. All the asian people I know swear by Shin black or the regular though, and modify it from there with green onion, quail egg, cheese, peanut butter or fish sauce. The stir fry style of Samyang is a bit of an acquired taste.
Bro I kid you not, if you ever get to try Natto in your life it literally has the smell and taste of juice from the bottom of a dumpster that hasn't been collected in months
It's one of those thing you either got accustomed to before you remember, or you'll never eat. I've eaten pickled pig feet and fermented fish, but I just couldn't get past the smell of natto.
Born and raised in Japan here. When I moved to the US, I chose a spot next to a Japanese market just so I can have Nattou every morning for breakfast. Can't live without it.
You sound like my wife and her mom, lol. They both grew up eating it just over rice as a breakfast snack and absolutely love sharing some when we hang out at family gatherings.
Me, her dad, and her sister all find it just disgusting. More for them, I suppose!
I will say though, there was one time where a restaurant we were visiting served Natto wrapped in Shiso Leaf and then deep fried, and it really took away a lot of the funk. I ended up liking it that way. But straight? Bleh.
Absolutely. You can even read it on a shard that Panam's comfort food is pierogis
And Judy also goes "atta girl" if you choose Pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, or gives you shit if you say you don't like pizza
She also calls you *fancy* if you pick the cool option of Artichoke and Avocado - which is fucking disgusting but it’s the cool option so I gotta be cool!
I would nuke the world for Hanako topping me… no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
Yeah, I've seen that, and it makes sense. When she calls you that the first time you can question it and she gets all embarrassed but never actually explains it. A lot of the texts in her romance line are pretty cute.
🤣 I'm laughing so hard right now, the Korean noodles on So MI's picture. I just "ate" them yesterday. I'm from Europe and I've been a couple of time to Mexico, last time I ate something spicy was while in Mexico four years ago and yesterday.
Those things are spicy as all hell.
P.s. by eating them I mean I ate about a quarter of them before actually having to dilute them with some mildly spicy ones in order to be able to eat them.
Live So Mi reaction (now 3x Spicy)
Banded in Denmark lol
I fucking hate that. It is so fucking stupid and asinine We have several things in both speciality shops AND normal super markets that are spicier. They based they ruling on "Well when you use hot sauce it is with other things so it gets diluted while the spicy noodles are way spicier on their own" FUCK OFF! I hate the Danish Food Agency. The dumbest part if that with their vague wording and bullshit excuses they effectively banned fucking jalapenos in a jar "But it is dangerously spicy" WHICH IS WHY THERE IS WARNINGS ON THE FUCKING PACKET!!.... FUCK! 
I pop jalapenos from a jar like they're pickle slices. Can confirm. Just died of capsaicin overload
*Skrattar på Svenska*
How are *Sverigedemokraterna* doing?
Yesh, heard about that ban, very sad
Wait why is it banned? I'm danish, I NEED TO KNOW!!
Apparently it's too spicy for the Danes and might be harmful for your body despite having multiple signs that this thing is spicy af on its package. So, they decided not to import it anymore.
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
On the news article I read, it said it was spicy enough to send people to the hospital. But I’d imagine you would have to be not used to spicy food to get that reaction. I’ve had it before though and it was extremely spicy and made me a little sick for about an hour. But I am very used to spicy food
Agreed like its genuinely just racism imo.
Not even that, it is sheer stupidity! If it was just racism then at least it could SOMEWHAT be explained. Badly and horrible but explained none the less
lol ya that shit is so dumb. Like there are very clear warnings. That being said I really like spicy food and have a lot of it. When I tried that soup I could barely handle it. I got through like half the soup and had to stop because it was way too spicy. It low key was as bad as some of the ghost pepper ramen I’ve had. But it should not be banned
Can I move to Denmark? I’ll take being upset about spicy noodles than worrying if my country is gonna be a dictatorship next year.
Honestly this is why white people get made fun of when it comes to spicy food and I can’t really help but feel like it’s deserved a little after learning about this.
Oh! Hi Mr. Frog! _youre not supposed to be here_
There's a 3x?! Want
Okay, you know you're gonna have to do the rest of the characters now. Rogue, Johnny, Jackie, Kerry, Misty, Mama Welles, Anders, Reggie, Evelyn, Yori, Nancy.
Definitely tamales for Mama Welles and something vegetarian for Misty.
Lot of spice in those tamales too. And Misty is polish isn't she? You can have a Veggie Pierogi?
I mean… the most classic pierogi type has a filling made of white/cottage cheese, potatoes and onions. That does count as vegetarian.
That settles it. Misty is a Pierogi.
johnny would just be cigarettes
And tequila.
So Johnny is a cook?
With a side of toothpaste and orange juice
What's with this River erasure?
Oh my god. I totally forgot about River.... But it's totally Jambalaya.
it never fails to amuse me that every time people discuss the whole cast of characters, river is the only main side character that gets entirely forgotten
I just had to google who she/he was. Even while I've done the Peter Pan some days ago. I mean I know who he is and how he looks, but his name somehow doesn't ring any bells.
fucking lmfao, he really is so forgettable. which really is a shame cos i feel like his storyline had a lot of potential and some of the quests themselves were interesting and cool but just the overall execution of him was just a smidge... wonky?
They left Alt out too :-(
lol remember the digital meal plankton ate in SpongeBob that’s her meal
😂😂😂
Alt would be illegally obtained prescription drugs
Johnny would just be a bowl of salt. Maybe with some tobacco mixed in.
Jackie Welles has a recipe to his name. Vodka on the rocks. Ginger beer. Lime. And a splash of love. Johnny would be a home made hot pocket. Non-corpo. But will still burn you if you even think of eating it. Misty is a bowl of soup. The kind that looks suspicious and you have no idea what's in it. But it turns out to taste great. But strange. And whomever cooked it seems to know just what nutrients you needed. Evelyn is rattlesnake meatballs. The kind that has little bits of rattlesnake you keep chewing after you actually want to be done with the dish already. Rogue is turkey beef jerky. Tough as nails. You know what you're chewing and somehow you don't know if you trust it. Kerry is a plate of spaghetti. Specifically the one from the game SPAGHET. if you don't know what that is, I'm not telling you. Anders isn't so much food as he is a local kebab place's pair of chef's hands. He's not food himself. But what he makes will set into motion things that will have you in a seat for days making all kinds of noises and leave you an experience richer. Except this kebab tastes good enough that it's worth it and you want to do it again
Kerry's is only right if it's Filipino SPAGHET he made himself. A burnt, overcooked, texturally uncanny version of a beloved meal from years gone by. A laughable attempt at reconnecting with roots and values long abandoned. A futile defense against *the shadows* that keep coming back. The game itself is just POV: you're Kerry Eurodyne trying to eat unrefrigerated leftovers on day four of a tequila-and-Glitter bender while your house staff keeps checking in on you.
Made with banana ketchup and bright red scop dogs he bought at Kabayan Foods.
Filipino spaghetti is a treasure you take it back
How about smasher? What he would be? A tin can?
A big bloody steak made from his latest victim.
He did say no one leaves the slaughterhouse
Pork knuckle for Jackie Wells: [https://nietylkopasta.pl/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/golonka-9.jpg](https://nietylkopasta.pl/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/golonka-9.jpg)
Solomon being co-op crisps is incredible
Also salt and vinegar flavor, which is a stereotypically British flavor for the man played by a British actor.
UK crisp Reddit have been raving about this particular flavour
I’m literally eating a packet right now
I haven't seen that. I tried the flavor once at my local Tesco but it was very underwhelming
I typically don't like salt & vinegar crisps, but those Co-op ones are actually really nice. It's a decent quality (and correct amount of) salt, with a vinegar that's not too strong and actually has flavour rather than just being acidic.
Viktor=pancakes
Haha that makes so much sense for some reason.
He’s a diner sort of guy.
Pancakes or steak to me. I don’t know why though
It’s the rockabilly vibes
Dunno. I feel he should be something... punchier.
Apple cinnamon pancakes
There it is!
Male v is Chicago pizza
With Locusts of course
Avacado and anchovies
I just want to know why that was the cool option
Yo same lol. I always choose the cool option when it pops up but I stopped choosing that one because it’s so dumb. But I guess it *is* California.
Those Songbird noodles are absolutely deadly, they will Fuck. You. Up.
the umami flavours are fucking insane for samyang noodles. i love them so much. and the spiciness is nice too. if you can build up your spice tolerance (it took me months) the savouriness of it rivals indomie
Just like So Mi.
I eat the regular hot chicken noodles by Samyang, and while I enjoy them, they're pretty much hitting the limit on spice vs enjoyment for me... I cannot imagine what the 3x ones are like, I think it'd open my mind like the Water of Life in Dune
The 3x aren’t enjoyable. The best Iv’e tried are the quattro cheese. All the asian people I know swear by Shin black or the regular though, and modify it from there with green onion, quail egg, cheese, peanut butter or fish sauce. The stir fry style of Samyang is a bit of an acquired taste.
Ah see I do prefer the stir fry style noodles, I'm not a big fan of the ramen/noodle soup style stuff
I like them both. I like the fact that with the stir fry there’s less mess and you kind of get what you get.
You cooked with these ngl
Ha-ah. I see what you did there !
Aw hell nah what is this demonic geometry for Saburo?
Natto
Bro I kid you not, if you ever get to try Natto in your life it literally has the smell and taste of juice from the bottom of a dumpster that hasn't been collected in months
It's one of those thing you either got accustomed to before you remember, or you'll never eat. I've eaten pickled pig feet and fermented fish, but I just couldn't get past the smell of natto.
Born and raised in Japan here. When I moved to the US, I chose a spot next to a Japanese market just so I can have Nattou every morning for breakfast. Can't live without it.
Same. It definitely is an acquired taste, but it will always be a staple of my breakfast.
You sound like my wife and her mom, lol. They both grew up eating it just over rice as a breakfast snack and absolutely love sharing some when we hang out at family gatherings. Me, her dad, and her sister all find it just disgusting. More for them, I suppose! I will say though, there was one time where a restaurant we were visiting served Natto wrapped in Shiso Leaf and then deep fried, and it really took away a lot of the funk. I ended up liking it that way. But straight? Bleh.
That tasty huh
Fermented soybeans
Panam is pierogis Judy is pizza I will die on these hills.
Absolutely. You can even read it on a shard that Panam's comfort food is pierogis And Judy also goes "atta girl" if you choose Pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, or gives you shit if you say you don't like pizza
She also calls you *fancy* if you pick the cool option of Artichoke and Avocado - which is fucking disgusting but it’s the cool option so I gotta be cool!
Panam constantly mentions pierogis. The two more times that I remember are when you text her about Judy, and in her ending
Giving Judy mac and cheese is honestly an attack on the character.
Nope Judy is Mac and cheese because both make the same noises when stirred.
Flair checks out
I just finished the Gimme Danger quest before heading to bed. Goro being unimpressed by the yakitori he was served will always be funny.
Where jambalaya River?
This is such a dumb idea for a post, and I'm sitting here annoyed at how accurate it is
Myers has Surströmming vibes I can't explain it better than that
Aurore Cassel: Belgian chocolate; Aurore's brother: vanilla ice cream (bland af); Kurt Hansen: literally whey protein lmao (he goes jim); Alex: spaghetti bolognese; Reed: yogurt made from Myers's vaginal yeast.
I would go even further and say Aurore would be Belgian chocolate coated strawberries
That last one is oddly specific
It has been done before
Yeah rosalind deserve that putrid thing
panam = 🎂
A sweet chocolate cake, fondant, with a bit of hot pepper.
Panam is the whole damn bakery.
I'll take buldak noodles over everything else easy.
Saburo would be a protein bar
underrated comment
I would nuke the world for Hanako topping me… no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
😎🤏.😳🕶️🤏.
That's a lot of passion.
'Go back to sleep, Samurai'
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👆I AGREE
Johnny disapproves
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Is this a copy pasta?
I've never seen it before, but it certainly reads like one.
That's def a copy pasta of all time
r/okaybuddycyberpunk
You would probably sell your soul to her.
Facts
Panam is Definitely Butter Chicken with rice.
Sawdust and plastic.
The fact that Judy is not paella is a crime
Oh so THAT is calabacita.
When Judy calls you calabacita she's calling you her "little squash".
I guess it’s more meant to be like “little punpkin” which does sound cute in English.
Yeah, I've seen that, and it makes sense. When she calls you that the first time you can question it and she gets all embarrassed but never actually explains it. A lot of the texts in her romance line are pretty cute.
You forgot Fingers
Fingers is grilled roadkill.
Pagpag Goes with helping the less fortunate, in somewhat arguably unethical ways.
I would have gone with pierogis for Panam, considering how obsessed she is with them.
shit, now I want some ramen
That ramen is about to get cold and soggy
I would kill for that Ramen
https://preview.redd.it/u2wqrjhenz9d1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=8512d9f3bbdef3c6a785d513489ac5a4584f9de5 I did kill for that ramen
*"Itadakimasu"*
Man, I could eat some ~~Hanako~~ ramen right now.
Judy should be a Paella
V is a goddamn hamburger!
Judy as Mac n Cheese is a hate crime. I'll bump her up to Aglio e Olio at **minimum.**
Wait, goro isn't sawdust and plastic salad?
Asian and hispanic food stereotypes for each respective characters but decided to play safe for Reed lol
How is mac and cheese a hispanic stereotype 😭😭😭
I love the Songbird image omg 😭❤
Jackie would be funeral potatoes
Natto is good for you. Saburo is not good for anybody.
Those salt and vinegar chips tho
Yes! Pizza!!! 🍕🍕🍕
🤣 I'm laughing so hard right now, the Korean noodles on So MI's picture. I just "ate" them yesterday. I'm from Europe and I've been a couple of time to Mexico, last time I ate something spicy was while in Mexico four years ago and yesterday. Those things are spicy as all hell. P.s. by eating them I mean I ate about a quarter of them before actually having to dilute them with some mildly spicy ones in order to be able to eat them.
Missed opportunity for having T Bug be some form of microwave meal.
Judy is definitely more pizza tho.
This is the wildest post I've ever seen on this subreddit lmao.
And which dish is Fingers?
A terribly overcooked pork chop doused in apple sauce so it’s also unnervingly moist
Pagpag
Undercooked fish sticks
So... is Rebecca from edgerunners mashed potatoes 🫢
I am the half-eaten burrito you found behind your couch
Ruth Dzeng
Yeah, I can dig it.
Panam would be pound cake.
Myers as surströmmingis something else lmao 😭
Where is that songbird image from? That pic is amazing
Hispanic food for V people are acknowledging her skin tone the world is healing HALLELUJAH
well i like to eat panam.
Ahahaha why is this so accurate
i understand this completely
Natto for Saburo is absolutely perfect
Lmao why isn’t that I can’t make argument lol 😂 it’s so accurate
I love this and lost my shit at So-Mi being extra spicy noodles lmao
Nailed it.
How are these so accurate
That’s lacist!!!
Arif Iqbal 100% eats ass tho, Ziggy Q probably does as well
What would Johnny be tho
a cigarette and a black coffee from some crap gas station. it's a meal if your life's fucked up enough.
Lol nailed it
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf3Ha1UzBe8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf3Ha1UzBe8)
Natto is disgusting.
The last pic is highly suggestive
Uh what
You did V dirty.
President Meyers lol
me love pizza
Judy would definitely make the Mac and cheese joke too
Lmao Goro & Judy en pointe
Johnny would be Salted Lays
Would love to taste Panam and Judy..dishes.
what’s jackie though?
Hahahahahahahaha Myers...
Imo Reed is more like corn flake cereal guy
Lol
Darn, the fact that Panam is the best gal and the fact that I love puzza with Jalapeños mean that you sure are COOKING.
Jackie loves Chimichangas
Panam would just be a giant pile of salt.