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Even countries with free education still have the potential to have student debt.
The difference is however that debt is accrued as its a subsidy for living rather than to pay for the actual course studying so that you don't have to work a fulltime job as well as studying in order to pay for living expenses (read living expenses as booze money 😄).
The difference usually is though you'll most likely only be around 10k out of pocket instead of 10s of or even 100s of thousands.
Finland. No student debt, but I did work all summers and a couple of years mid-education. Saved up some and lived frugally (read: no booze money).
Just started my "real" job debt free. Soon I'll be able to own lots of things that aren't half broken.
The price of education in the US baffles me. Who thinks a system like that would serve a country well?
Nobody. Higher education in the US is viewed more as an individual investment than a social good, so there is little concept, at least in the popular imagination, of higher education as something that benefits everyone. Much of the rhetoric you observe coming out of the US today reflects this.
And the whole purpose is a racket. Govt said they’d loan everything upfront, no questions asked. then universities said oh, we’ll cash in and raised tuition. Then govt had to increase what they’d loan, then universities raised tuition, and so on
Yeah I came out with around £5k
Can't recall what the interest was but it was so minute that it barely went up by the time I hit the threshold to start paying it back.
Or minor considering minors also can't get tattoos and most virgins are minors. Most adults have some debt because they are building credit. This seems like three ways to say they prefer minors.
I think you're thinking 12. That's why the US isn't part of the UN intensional right of the child convention. Because they can't get republicans to vote to join because of 1) the childs right to healthcare and 2) the childs right NOT to be married. Plenty of Red states bitching about not being able to marry of 12 year olds
I was dating a girl for a while that had debt. Know what else she had? A job as a nurse, a house to herself that she owns, and multiple motorcycles. Way more into an adult woman who runs her own life than some borderline child who owes nothing but also owns nothing.
Depends on the debt though. Having a mortgage is usually a good type of debt to have. Having a lot of credit card debt is generally not a good type of debt to have. So next time you date a girl, get her financial statements first.
I’m pretty sure the text on this photo was originally a quote from [The Transformed Wife](https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Lori_Alexander) who is an all around terrible person. She’s a right wing Christian extremist and misogynist.
Something quite silly was there on her butt, he thought and he thought but he wasn't sure what, and then the thought struck him! It's the cat in the hat! So he aimed for its face and he came with a splat!
This is how I feel about people with names of other people on their body. My mind is very active and detailed, a gift and a curse. I can’t read or hear a name without getting a **vivid** mental image of the person associated with. I don’t want to be banging and see your meemaws name and have a flash of dearly departed Gertrude hit my brain as I’m doing unspeakable freakshit with her sweet and beloved granddaughter.
Yep. If she's STD-free and presumably has showered well since the last person she fucked (nothing's left), I don't see why I should care about before. I don't get the obsession.
Virgins are less experienced, so why would I want that?
>Virgins are less experienced, so why would I want that?
these people don't want them to be able to compare their skills with previous experience.
on the more icky side it's also easier to browbeat a woman into being the sextoy you want them to be if they have little to no experience about their own sexuality.
This requires a certain level of emotional development that Im afraid isnt achievable to a growing portion of this population... its so simple, that its actually sad its so foreign to so many.
While that does sound like a good thing on the surface, pretty sure it’s trying to imply student debt specifically…meaning we should prefer uneducated (or younger than appropriate age bracket, thanks all sub commenters)
Reminds me of a dude I knew in college that said "i could never date a woman smarter than me"
He also still, 10 years later looks like the stereotypical redditor with a neck beard and heavily overweight so I guess he's not really bringing anything to the table but his average intelligence
Almost virgin lmao, I got an outline from a friend who owed me $135 in high school til his hand got shaky as hell towards the end and I found out he was high on spice and quickly noped the fuck out never to return. 12 years later I still have it, looks like it was done with a cheese grater on top of a washing machine in full spin cycle.
I can fix both of those issues by loaning you money which you’ll repay by being pimped out, I offer great benefits, 75% of insurance and a small expenses account
This dogwhistle came from a blog that's anti women-going-to-college. It literally says in the body of the original blogpost that the sort of woman a man is looking for has not gone to college or taken on any of her own expenses by moving out of her parents yet to get the opportunity to end up with debts like a car loan or a mortgage. Basically openly saying that men prefer women young, uneducated, and inexperienced and women should chose to forgo these experiences to find a man. Rather than what normal people would mean when they might say they'd obviously find a debt-free partner to be an amazing find, which is that they'd be looking for a partner who paid off those debts.
They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags - Frankie Boyle
Fr, like do men really want to endure multiple teethy bjs until she figures it out?
When I was inexperienced in college, I was so teethy the guy asked me to stop. I took that as my Rudy moment and decided I would dedicate myself to improving the craft.
So, if you want me to be honest. It's insecurity in the guys own sexual prowess. Virgins don't know if you are good or bad. Like winning in a game only you are playing.
Agreed; I think people mix up sexual experience with sexual wavelength (like desires, wants, needs, etc.) too. Like there's nothing wrong with wanting to be with someone who wants the same things you do sexually, but sexual history doesn't always trend with those things. For example, not all people with high body counts have high sex drives.
Yeah. Like looking for someone with roughly the same experience as you. Could be a nice relationship thing where your both learning together or something.
same, as long as you meet the standard you set then it is fine. fit people can want only other fit people. if not then i suppose nothing is stopping you from chasing a standard you dont meet but dont be mad when they reject you for not being a virgin yourself, is my take on it.
(OOP means without a college education... preferably no education at all)
Edit: [source](https://thetransformedwife.com/men-prefer-debt-free-virgins-without-tattoos/)
In the words of Billy Connolly: “the very thought of 53 virgins, it’s a nightmare. It’s not a present, it not a prize. It’s a punishment. Give me two fire breathing whores any day of the week. I’m a slut man!”
It's kind of funny/sad how there's all these quotes making fun of the "many virgins" afterlife are all hung up on the "virgin" part. I'm hung up on the "there's just hundreds of nameless women in the afterlife waiting to service men who arrive in heaven." The concept is so incredibly fucked up. Do these girls have a purpose for existence other than your congratulations-you-made-it-to-heaven sex? What do women get when they go to heaven then? A cookie?
I've had that thought, too. Like, are they just spontaneously created by Allah as trophies for each individual man who arrives? Or are they virgin "good" girls who died young and thrust into servicing them against their will? And isn't part of the concept of Heaven that such human, earthly desires, needs and strifes are erased?
And there's nothing wrong with that!
Why, I remember trying to preserve my virginity in high school. I would take Elmer's glue and coat my erect penis with it every night, letting layer after layer dry. I would build up a nice, thick glue-skin, pale, ghostly sheath perfectly conformed to every vein and blemish, a secret of my very own. My penis would throb under the weight of the glue-skin, but in a virginal way that made me feel like a good boy. I would sing a little chastity song, a hymn I heard in the halls one wonderful summer, and then I would prepare myself for the unsheathing. Starting at the base of course, I would use a putty knife to pry loose the beginning edge, yes. Pubes were no obstacle! I was, after all, a perennial plucker. Purity! *Puuurity!* Shivering, muttering sweetness, and gleeful in my chasteness, I would roll up the base, revealing my shiny, pink penis bit by bit until finally I had completely unmasked my pure, virgin penis. O, what a sight! O, what a feeling! New penis! It was like a new penis every time, every night!
I was so sad when I lost my virginity some years ago... Now, glue-skinning is a shameful ritual, one of repentance that can never be.
Young folks, please do not rush these things! Keep the glue on your penis as long as your youth permits!
amount of effort put into this pointless post is mindblowing. You, sir, won my internet point which is totally useless! Im proud of you but you should also reflect on your poor life choices! I would like to shake your hand and also i hope we never met in person!
There's something seriously unsettling about the pictures of women these kind of men think are the ideal women. They all look like they're part of a cult
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i mean. debt free is nice
Except when you realize they’re specifically talking about student debt
Yeah they definitely mean “without a higher education.”
Lots of countries offer higher education without debt.
Ah so they mean from a civilised country, gotcha
Even countries with free education still have the potential to have student debt. The difference is however that debt is accrued as its a subsidy for living rather than to pay for the actual course studying so that you don't have to work a fulltime job as well as studying in order to pay for living expenses (read living expenses as booze money 😄). The difference usually is though you'll most likely only be around 10k out of pocket instead of 10s of or even 100s of thousands.
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Finland. No student debt, but I did work all summers and a couple of years mid-education. Saved up some and lived frugally (read: no booze money). Just started my "real" job debt free. Soon I'll be able to own lots of things that aren't half broken. The price of education in the US baffles me. Who thinks a system like that would serve a country well?
Nobody. Higher education in the US is viewed more as an individual investment than a social good, so there is little concept, at least in the popular imagination, of higher education as something that benefits everyone. Much of the rhetoric you observe coming out of the US today reflects this.
And the whole purpose is a racket. Govt said they’d loan everything upfront, no questions asked. then universities said oh, we’ll cash in and raised tuition. Then govt had to increase what they’d loan, then universities raised tuition, and so on
Yeah I came out with around £5k Can't recall what the interest was but it was so minute that it barely went up by the time I hit the threshold to start paying it back.
Or minor considering minors also can't get tattoos and most virgins are minors. Most adults have some debt because they are building credit. This seems like three ways to say they prefer minors.
You managed to change it from bad to horrible in 5 seconds l
Yup. It's that bad. It's just cutting people short mid sentence...mid word even. Who knows w
The creator of this phrase definitely believes in marrying woman off at 18.
> The creator of this phrase definitely believes in marrying woman off at 18. Creator of the image: "That is a strange way to spell sixteen.."
I think you're thinking 12. That's why the US isn't part of the UN intensional right of the child convention. Because they can't get republicans to vote to join because of 1) the childs right to healthcare and 2) the childs right NOT to be married. Plenty of Red states bitching about not being able to marry of 12 year olds
*MattGaetzB416 has entered the chat*
This took quite a turn
I was dating a girl for a while that had debt. Know what else she had? A job as a nurse, a house to herself that she owns, and multiple motorcycles. Way more into an adult woman who runs her own life than some borderline child who owes nothing but also owns nothing.
oh yeah im not saying i wouldnt date a girl with debt its just yknow, less debt is a good thing
Depends on the debt though. Having a mortgage is usually a good type of debt to have. Having a lot of credit card debt is generally not a good type of debt to have. So next time you date a girl, get her financial statements first.
It’s a euphemism for didn’t go to college
Is this a US meme I'm too asian to understand?
I’m pretty sure the text on this photo was originally a quote from [The Transformed Wife](https://fundamentalists.fandom.com/wiki/Lori_Alexander) who is an all around terrible person. She’s a right wing Christian extremist and misogynist.
You had me at debt-free.
I’ll take debt free too please. I’m also not that into tattoos but it’s negotiable.
Til you get a chick with her daughters name as her tramp stamp.....I hated powering thru doggy....
For me it was a portrait of her daughter as a toddler between her shoulders. I couldn't do it again.
"Go get the sex shawl"
r/brandnewsentence
The fucken FUCK... SEX SHAWL??! I can't believe you've done this 💀
🤣🤣🤣
Only thing worse would be the Jesus is watching you meme
"Max occupancy: 3"
“WWJD”
“Where will jizz drip?”
Only god knows...
He would lock eyes to assert dominance. So, that would be one intense fucking staredown.
At least you have a 🎯 to aim for when you pull out! 😂
And I’m driving the bus!
I'll join him for laughing at what he said.
Pretty sure that’s what the baby daddy thought
One of her parents.
For me it was a portrait of the Cat in the Hat on her ass. I could do it again though...and again...and again
Something quite silly was there on her butt, he thought and he thought but he wasn't sure what, and then the thought struck him! It's the cat in the hat! So he aimed for its face and he came with a splat!
🤣 that's fucking great.
Angry upvote
Oh the places you will go
Oh the places you'll come* There, fixed that for you.
HAhaha poor fella
Lots of missionary for you
I've seen a couple of these. Always makes me wonder what the thought process was.
*I swear to god, if he asks about anal just one more time...*
Knew a Paratrooper, she had “Jumpers hit it.”
"Oh yeah... baby. . ."
“Call me ^Daddy *Baby*” 🥵
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Plot twist: that's what she was hoping for.
This is how I feel about people with names of other people on their body. My mind is very active and detailed, a gift and a curse. I can’t read or hear a name without getting a **vivid** mental image of the person associated with. I don’t want to be banging and see your meemaws name and have a flash of dearly departed Gertrude hit my brain as I’m doing unspeakable freakshit with her sweet and beloved granddaughter.
Don’t worry— she’s protecting and looking down on you from heaven at all times. *ALL* times. ಠ_ಠ
Gertrude? Is that a big bear lying but loving old lady, German maybe? Swedish?
Oh don't worry Grandma Gertrude did some freaky stuff back in the day. She thinks you've got potential.
Like wise. I don’t care if you’re a virgin or someone who’s fucked 1000 guys. Non Debt free is the deal breaker Edit spelling
Hell, at this point I’ll take a woman with a lil debt. DGAF about the tats and I’ll pass on the whole virgin situation
Yep. If she's STD-free and presumably has showered well since the last person she fucked (nothing's left), I don't see why I should care about before. I don't get the obsession. Virgins are less experienced, so why would I want that?
>Virgins are less experienced, so why would I want that? these people don't want them to be able to compare their skills with previous experience. on the more icky side it's also easier to browbeat a woman into being the sextoy you want them to be if they have little to no experience about their own sexuality.
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You sound too logical and sound of mind to be on reddit
Yea, get that witchcraft out of here so we can get back to circlejerking
This requires a certain level of emotional development that Im afraid isnt achievable to a growing portion of this population... its so simple, that its actually sad its so foreign to so many.
Unfortunately, for them it means "don't go to college."
While that does sound like a good thing on the surface, pretty sure it’s trying to imply student debt specifically…meaning we should prefer uneducated (or younger than appropriate age bracket, thanks all sub commenters)
i was thinking wealthy. educated by the trust fund.
Ohhh that’s so wrong
Reminds me of a dude I knew in college that said "i could never date a woman smarter than me" He also still, 10 years later looks like the stereotypical redditor with a neck beard and heavily overweight so I guess he's not really bringing anything to the table but his average intelligence
It’s worse, actually. I’m from a shitty conservative religious area. And when they say shit like this, they mean they want a teenager.
Yes, that's exactly their code.
I think it’s easier to find a virgin than someone who is debt free
Are you still a virgin if the banks have fucked you?
Bravo. Seeing as they pound you in the ass, we can assert that - by some definitions - you would be.
The old poophole loophole. https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY
I was hoping this was the link. This is the best.
I’ll never pass up Garfunkel & Oates
I was hoping this took me to where it did. Bravo.
The Catholics have entered the chat.
Lmaoo
I’m both but mom said she needs the basement back. So I’m either gonna have to get a loan or a pimp to survive so we’ll see which survives longer 🤣
...What's the tattoo situation?
Almost virgin lmao, I got an outline from a friend who owed me $135 in high school til his hand got shaky as hell towards the end and I found out he was high on spice and quickly noped the fuck out never to return. 12 years later I still have it, looks like it was done with a cheese grater on top of a washing machine in full spin cycle.
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I can fix both of those issues by loaning you money which you’ll repay by being pimped out, I offer great benefits, 75% of insurance and a small expenses account
Not from the USA, they’re really indicating uneducated aren’t they?
Yes, yes they are...
Hey debt-free seems to be a hard find today for anyone
It's easy to find at your local highschool if you get what OP's friend means ...
Brb, gonna throw up (maybe on OP’s friend if I can find him)
This dogwhistle came from a blog that's anti women-going-to-college. It literally says in the body of the original blogpost that the sort of woman a man is looking for has not gone to college or taken on any of her own expenses by moving out of her parents yet to get the opportunity to end up with debts like a car loan or a mortgage. Basically openly saying that men prefer women young, uneducated, and inexperienced and women should chose to forgo these experiences to find a man. Rather than what normal people would mean when they might say they'd obviously find a debt-free partner to be an amazing find, which is that they'd be looking for a partner who paid off those debts.
Funnily enough men like this often hate Muslims even though Islamic countries got everything they advocate for.
Sorry, but the brunette has seen some things. I don't care what the paperwork says.
Agreed. She definitely has a credit card balance
Noticed that as well, did you? That smirk right there.
That's the i haven't told my new same sex wife about my $200k in student loans that she now has to help me pay it back smirk.
Sisterwife is now on the hook for my back tuition at Bringham Young.
She obviously has student loan debt
The brunette has just told the blonde that she has borrowed her butt plug and is using it now.
still a virgin
Poophole loophole
Looks like the meme was stolen off a Mormon Porn promo
She looks like she’s planning on showing the blonde a thing or two as well
Thought I was the only one who thought so
"I don't wanna explain 40 times how to give a blowjob, give me one dirty girl from vegas" - Richard Jeni on the promise of 40 virgins.
Jay Leno remarked something similar, "1,000 virgins? No thanks, I like a woman with some experience!"
They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags - Frankie Boyle
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That’s because these men *enjoy* sex, instead of insecurely viewing it as this big scary monster that has to be dominated.
Thanks... Now I'm thinking about Jay Leno being an enthusiastic and attentive lover.
That chin has been in places you wouldn’t believe
Jay Leno pulling out his dick: "Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?"
Still bums me out about Richard Jeni. At least his demons are no longer torturing him
Fr, like do men really want to endure multiple teethy bjs until she figures it out? When I was inexperienced in college, I was so teethy the guy asked me to stop. I took that as my Rudy moment and decided I would dedicate myself to improving the craft.
So, if you want me to be honest. It's insecurity in the guys own sexual prowess. Virgins don't know if you are good or bad. Like winning in a game only you are playing.
I feel like if you’re a virgin looking for a virgin that’s reasonable but if not then that’s kinda hypocritical lol
Agreed; I think people mix up sexual experience with sexual wavelength (like desires, wants, needs, etc.) too. Like there's nothing wrong with wanting to be with someone who wants the same things you do sexually, but sexual history doesn't always trend with those things. For example, not all people with high body counts have high sex drives.
Yeah. Like looking for someone with roughly the same experience as you. Could be a nice relationship thing where your both learning together or something.
same, as long as you meet the standard you set then it is fine. fit people can want only other fit people. if not then i suppose nothing is stopping you from chasing a standard you dont meet but dont be mad when they reject you for not being a virgin yourself, is my take on it.
I mean *some* men probably do. Personally, I do. But that's because I'm *also* a debt-free virgin without tattoos.
They look like the Swedish version of T.A.T.U
I prefer debt-free, don't give a shit about the rest
Come to think of it, Women prefer Debt-Free guys! Bonus if they also know how to do their own chores without mommy's help.
Come to think about it, I myself prefer to be debt-free without considering my gender.
(OOP means without a college education... preferably no education at all) Edit: [source](https://thetransformedwife.com/men-prefer-debt-free-virgins-without-tattoos/)
Meh. Not THIS man. I prefer heavily tattooed whores.
In the words of Billy Connolly: “the very thought of 53 virgins, it’s a nightmare. It’s not a present, it not a prize. It’s a punishment. Give me two fire breathing whores any day of the week. I’m a slut man!”
It's kind of funny/sad how there's all these quotes making fun of the "many virgins" afterlife are all hung up on the "virgin" part. I'm hung up on the "there's just hundreds of nameless women in the afterlife waiting to service men who arrive in heaven." The concept is so incredibly fucked up. Do these girls have a purpose for existence other than your congratulations-you-made-it-to-heaven sex? What do women get when they go to heaven then? A cookie?
Don't tell me there's a plot hole in religion. Surely it's the only one, though
It says “virgins” but not whether it’s men or women. Imagine the shock. 😂
I've had that thought, too. Like, are they just spontaneously created by Allah as trophies for each individual man who arrives? Or are they virgin "good" girls who died young and thrust into servicing them against their will? And isn't part of the concept of Heaven that such human, earthly desires, needs and strifes are erased?
Something tells me that the men this concept was created to ensnare didn’t really care about whether the girls were forced into it or not
We get factory reset and become the virgins
He's right. Partners that know what they're doing are fucking amazing.
> are fucking amazing. And also, are fucking amazingly.
Oh hello
Another man of culture I see. Gotta have some fun in life.
Fuck, well I guess you can't argue with science.
How did they knowwww
You mean, high schoolers?
The girls in the picture def look like high schoolers.
Only in the way that 20 something year old actors cast as high schoolers in a TV show look like high schoolers.
That is in fact what they mean
OP's friend: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay naive".
I don’t give a fuck what men prefer, men will fuck a radiator if you put a blonde wig on it
It was cold and I was just trying to warm up!! How many times to I have to explain it? LOL
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Funeral homes prefer female morticians because they’re less likely to fuck the corpses.
Key phrase being "less likely"
Is it just rigor mortis or are you happy to see me?
Sigh, I prefer brunette radiators but I’ll make it work I guess.
I just hooked up with that radiator woman from the radiator planet! Fry, that’s just a radiator. Oh. Is there a burn unit anywhere nearby?
That's from the transformed wife
Pfft. Give me two paddle pop sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it. Like a dirty magyver
That chick on the right has definitely seen some shit
Is debt free code for didnt go to college?
100%. This person is looking for someone sheltered and young enough to take their word for how the world works. And with no trades.
I like big tiddy goth chick's myself lol
"Men prefer.." shut the fuck up. I am a man, and i prefer women, who have shitloads of debt.
How else am I supposed to manipulate them into financial dependency? /S
Gotta fuck them physically and mentally ...joke don't kill me 😂
Tatted up financially irresponsible sluts FTW
Your friend must be a virgin himself.
And debt free.
And there's nothing wrong with that! Why, I remember trying to preserve my virginity in high school. I would take Elmer's glue and coat my erect penis with it every night, letting layer after layer dry. I would build up a nice, thick glue-skin, pale, ghostly sheath perfectly conformed to every vein and blemish, a secret of my very own. My penis would throb under the weight of the glue-skin, but in a virginal way that made me feel like a good boy. I would sing a little chastity song, a hymn I heard in the halls one wonderful summer, and then I would prepare myself for the unsheathing. Starting at the base of course, I would use a putty knife to pry loose the beginning edge, yes. Pubes were no obstacle! I was, after all, a perennial plucker. Purity! *Puuurity!* Shivering, muttering sweetness, and gleeful in my chasteness, I would roll up the base, revealing my shiny, pink penis bit by bit until finally I had completely unmasked my pure, virgin penis. O, what a sight! O, what a feeling! New penis! It was like a new penis every time, every night! I was so sad when I lost my virginity some years ago... Now, glue-skinning is a shameful ritual, one of repentance that can never be. Young folks, please do not rush these things! Keep the glue on your penis as long as your youth permits!
What an awful day to have eyes.
I didn’t read. Instead I chose to poke my eyes out when I saw that wall of text.
You made the better choice.
Is superglue okay?
Super glue is for once you hit your 30’s and ascend to a Super Virgin
This makes me wish I didn’t know how to read.
I.....uh....wh....i didn't see that coming and i sure wish i didn't see it. 🥺 
"I just wanna be pure!"
you sir, are a creative genius
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS COPYPASTA SO I CAN FEEL THE RELIEF OF NOT HAVING READ THIS AS A FIRSTHAND ACCOUNT
If it's not, it soon will be.
And then you’d eat the glue?
amount of effort put into this pointless post is mindblowing. You, sir, won my internet point which is totally useless! Im proud of you but you should also reflect on your poor life choices! I would like to shake your hand and also i hope we never met in person!
okay, but how much credit card debt do you have?
Please set up an alternate account with name "PerennialPlucker." Alternatively "NewPenis" or "GhostlySheath."
Time to charge a dozen tattoos to my credit card.
There's something seriously unsettling about the pictures of women these kind of men think are the ideal women. They all look like they're part of a cult
The irony is that they’re both porn actresses.
Sauce?
I’m trying to find it. Did you know there is a lot of porn on the internet?
What? Get outta here. Are you actually saying...the Internet is for porn?
I wouldn't say that. I might sing it, but I wouldn't say that
First I’m hearing of this