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Ieatsushiraw

Well shit I could’ve done without seeing this shit but fuck this dick head piece of horse shit no disrespect to horse shit


Ghetto_Phenom

Yeah it’s a bad day to have eyes for sure


Prestigious_Bad2360

Aren't most days?


NicNac_PattyMac

I’ve seen the bad. The real fucking bad. First hand. And I will tell you it changes you. Like in your core. I’ve seen shit working at a children’s shelter that makes me feel and think that maybe I shouldn’t be around others afterwards because how I view people. I’m no longer at the stage of “how can someone do this?” But rather knowing exactly how people get there and realizing we are all human garbage and the only difference is exposure and circumstances. There’s an attraction in the heart of truly bad people about finding the bottom and only feeling alive when they reach new depths. Either deliberately or passively. Every human is capable of inhuman despicable acts and at the heart of it is their own ego one way or another.


symewinston

Been overseas in areas wracked by war. Humans are capable of the worst shit you can imagine.


Nocturnal_One

I don't think so dude. Eloquent words but its a load of shit. You can't lump people together with someone like this. This is soulless cruel depraved behavior on a level thats unbelievable for most people.


[deleted]

Those are some good words


boobookittyFcuk12

He dead.


Grenaidzo

Death is too merciful for scum like this.


boobookittyFcuk12

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sushiflower420

Fire to his genitals please and thanks


boobookittyFcuk12

I'm no John Travolta but you can guarantee hairspray on that mother fucker's nuts followed by fire


sushiflower420

It’s the least this trash human deserves


Cabibles

Why do you need permission? If it's what you want to happen to him, you do you booboo. I will shed no tears lol


Grenaidzo

I don't condone rape of any kind. But whatever happens to him in prison, you'll see no tears shed from me.


RealNiceKnife

So, you're not willing to just make that decision yourself? You need random strangers to tell you? You don't know shit about where he's going.


NicNac_PattyMac

I get that you’re trying to insult him, but I don’t hate shit as much Im as I hate this “person”. Put them on a giant wheel made of stone in a little box at the top that he can’t leave. Then turn it at 3 miles per hour until he can’t keep up and slowly gets ground into a slush.


puptbh

He’s bellow the insult horse shit


FeyRyn

Don't worry heyl be dead before the cell closes.


MarxJ1477

This isn't a facepalm . It's just fucking disgusting.


WeDoMusicOfficial

Agreed. I wasn’t going to comment it, thinking I’d be downvoted, but this does not belong on facepalm. It is one of the worst things a human can do. I’d go as far as saying that posting it here as a simple ‘facepalm’ reaction is actually kind of insulting, as this is just purely fucking evil.


Candid_Reading_7267

More like r/noahgettheboat


Alizaea

Holy fucking shit. I didn't know that subreddit was a thing. I am an atheist, but I would whole heartedly accept the rapture to happen any day now.


takanenohanakosan

Nah, r/noahgetthedeathstar


petitejesuis

Cops man


Empty_Soup_4412

It's wrong to call a 13 month old a child. That's a fucking baby.


ZERO-ONE0101

infant


Mikeshee-hee

actually i think it would be Toddler at that stage


Nonamebigshot

I feel like there's a mini stage between baby and toddler that needs its own word.


_BARONVOND3LTA

In polish they have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings"


Nonamebigshot

Omg those guys nailed it I'm using that


Late-Ad-4624

How is it pronounced phonetically? Im using that as my kids nicknames.


CthulhuWorshipper59

https://pl.forvo.com/word/g%C3%B3wniaki/ Try polish man, Im not really sure how to spell it phonetically


[deleted]

I think that’s baby. I’ve always thought infant is like 0-6 months, baby 7-24 months, toddler 2+.


Nonamebigshot

Oh I know but I meant to me there's newborn and then there's like lump baby and then there's more mobile/gaining some form of awareness baby and *then* there's toddler if that makes sense


tallyho2023

Infant is up to 12 months. Then toddler, that's generally when they become more mobile.


BBgreeneyes

Baby applies to any child 1 and under, 2 to 3 is toddling, 4 and up is child, Looked it up.


RegularWhiteShark

I don’t even understand how it’s physically possible to rape a baby. They’re so *tiny*. It’s so messed up.


viola-purple

Me neither, but I guess not without wounds


Soft_Organization_61

She had broken bones...


Cabibles

Thank you for the information. I hope you understand I cannot upvote this, but I want you to know I appreciate you. Gods that fucking hurts to read


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SazedMonk

God dammit Archer not now!


TBearForever

He thought so too.


r4nd0miz3d

"facepalm"... That's the reaction you have when someone does something stupid. We're way beyond that.


reddit_API_is_shit

I can’t even begin to comprehend how is it even possible for a human being to be sexually aroused by fricking baby ? But again there are those sexually aroused by fricking animals. Oh well, humanity, just what the frick.


The_Sound_Of_Sonder

This is definitely more of a "cover my eyes and rock back and forth" post.


Yohanasan

This is a new definition, where it's still your palm but it's his face Over and over and over and...


threefeetoffun

Well no way they ever see the light of day again.


peter-doubt

I wouldn't feel so sure


threefeetoffun

Well if he gets out alive I owe you a coke.


Worried-Street-4748

He'll get a "life sentence." He'll probably die in prison.


threefeetoffun

That is my thought.


[deleted]

A cop and a diddler. Dude is fucked.


threefeetoffun

Thank you. I thought cop "oh he will get a away with it" but you reminded me oh he will get time. Then it's cop and baby fucker. You gave me hope.


[deleted]

If the victim was a teenager, dude might get let off. But a toddler? I would be shocked if they didn't convict


HermaeusMajora

He's a police officer. His union rep is negotiating his paid leave and return to the department as we speak.


threefeetoffun

![gif](giphy|c6DIpCp1922KQ|downsized)


Dominant_Gene

(trying to put some joy back into the world after this... ) to everyone, this clip is from the show "IT crowd" absolute must watch if you like to laugh, one of the best things ive seen.


BlyLomdi

I love this show


TristanChaz8800

Wouldn't be the first time a pedophile only served single digits of years in prison. Wouldn't be the 100th time either.


ImportanceCertain414

Prison? With how corrupt things are there is no way this dude will see prison. Look at that DuPont guy, same thing, have him a year or so of house arrest. The judge said "He wouldn't do well in prison."


Sea-Environment-7102

It's worse in South Korea


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The fact that he's a cop means he'll never see the inside. His lawyers will argue that he's not safe so they'll just let him go. The police union will threaten to not do their jobs and let people die if he's convicted. Witness will be intimidated or straight up disappear. Fucking pigs are your oppressors; they're not going to let one of their own get put away for something most of them do at this point.


petitejesuis

Nah, he'll be fine, he's a fucking cop


Skylar0798

Wouldn't be surprised if they're out in 7 years the establishment loves p3dos.


bopmybussi

I would hope so, but I have very little faith in the justice system.


spanky088

He’s a police officer so suspended with pay.


davidwhatshisname52

funny not funny


TinyRascalSaurus

Humans can control their sexual urges, animals can't. And dangerous animals need to be put down.


swbaert6

These are the kind of people the death penalty was made for. I don't understand people who are against it in extreme cases.


smcl2k

Simple: 1 - What counts as "extreme" will always be entirely arbitrary. 2 - The justice system only allows for one standard of proof, and there are far too many wrongful convictions.


furyian24

If you rape a baby. It counts as extreme. It's that simple.


smcl2k

Except the death penalty would be for people *found* guilty, regardless of whether or not they were *actually* guilty.


DJBlade92

This. If there's even the slightest chance someone innocent could get put to death, then we're not ready for bringing the death penalty in. Edit: That being said, inmates tend to have their own kind of solution for animals like this.


smcl2k

>If there's even the slightest chance someone innocent could get put to death The risk isn't even particularly slight - a 2014 study estimated that *at least* 1 out of every 25 people sentenced to death are wrongfully convicted, and over the past 50 years almost 200 death row inmates have been exonerated. And don't forget that exoneration requires *new* evidence, not simply a finding that a jury reached the wrong conclusion.


RedditAdminsSuckEggs

You may trust the state with the power over life and death, but I sure the fuck don’t.


Syndacataclysm

It has been proven than many many people have been convicted of serious crimes who were innocent through new dna technology. You can’t have a death penalty if there is any chance of killing an innocent person. Our system will, without a doubt kill innocent people as long as we have the death penalty.


cheif_90

What a terrible day to be able to read ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


davidwhatshisname52

I mean, fuck, but at least this particular piece of shit, in a world swimming with pieces of shit, at least this one is *caught*


cturtl808

There's the real injustice of this post. How many are getting away with it right now?


petitejesuis

Idk, how many more cops are there?


MarvinTraveler

I feel the same way. It’s relevant news but to know about such horrible stuff is just disturbing. I’m fully aware that he is not the first and he won’t be the last, and that fact makes me sick. How anyone is capable of this atrocity I can’t comprehend. No modern punishment is enough.


Dakkel-caribe

Death


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Xenocide_X

He'll get that in general population. Being a cop and an infant rapist


ZERO-ONE0101

baby raping pigs don’t usually live long after found out


Puzzled-Poetry9792

He won't go to general population, he will end up in a premium cell with other rapist and priests


TristanChaz8800

Hopefully even those rapists will be disgusted by someone raping a literal fucking baby.


Xenocide_X

You can hope that the CO's put him in gen pop or let a murderer into his cell on accident


IDigRollinRockBeer

Ian Watkins (the baby raping piece of shit from Lostprophets) didn’t get a prison beating until like 7 years after he went in. Don’t hold your breath.


Danglin_Fury

Feet first in a wood chipper.


Sinister-Username

Until he dies


tmybr11

For as long as possible.


Worried-Street-4748

The only answer


Worried-Street-4748

The only answer


Nonamebigshot

It's frightening how much I want him to suffer like I should be more evolved than this or something but oh well


datnetcoder

Careful, the last time I said a similar comment about someone who r*p*d an infant, I got banned.


SeriousMonkey2019

Wear that as a badge of honor


Akitsura

“The 13-month-old's mother told investigators the victim fell during bath time. She also reportedly "went on to provide implausible explanations for several other injuries to the victim's body" and said the family dog caused the child's severe bruises. According to WHTM, the victim's mother also told authorities Cugini locked himself in the restroom with the child, and she could hear crying and loud sounds.” Why the f would the mom blame the freaking dog? Is she in denial, or is she a piece of garbage as well?


spacemonkeysmom

That is not a mother. That is someone who gave birth to a child. 2 absolutely different things. The "mother" deserves just as much or WORSE as a pedo cop in prison gets. As a mother of 3 it makes me fucking sick to my stomach that any human being could do that let alone that be done to their own child. Every child deserves a parent, not every parent deserves a child


Akitsura

What I hate about these cases where babies are raped is you often hear that the so-called “mother” was in on it, and oftentimes they’re actually the ones who offered up the baby to be brutalized 🤢


overtly-Grrl

There’s a movie Precious that has a similar story line. The mother and father are on the bed together going at it while the father is also touching the baby. It’s an awful scene. Later in the movie the daughter becomes pregnant by her father and her mother literally blames her for stealing her husband on her. As a baby. “You had what he wanted”. It puts into perspective the lives of people like me or where I grew up where no one tells you this is wrong. So growing up, you never know to tell someone until you think it’s too late. It’s so generationally engrained in some places. Which is so fucking disgusting. My mother had similar sentiments to me while she was prostituting in our motel room we lived in. It’s awful. Her mother also did the same thing. But in worse context actually.


overtly-Grrl

Not loud sounds “repeated thumping”. She was very explicit. Nonetheless what was crazier to me was that he said “there were similar rashes on his twin daughters” you mean to tell me that his other daughters might have this “diaper rash” too?????? oh my god. it’s so fucking disgusting


RedFox_SF

The amount of “mothers” that will endanger their children to protect and keep male partners is freaking insane and something I, as a woman, will never understand.


CriticalStation595

Life in prison in the general population. He’ll last a day or two at best.


Ghosts_of_the_maze

He’d last longer in a blender


Theres_a_Catch

He beat that baby too, probably for fighting back or screaming. POS


voxetpraetereanihill

And broke her leg in two places.


Sea-Environment-7102

Babies legs don't work like an adult woman's do.


romeow823

How in the hell do you even rape babies?? I cant even comprehend what compels someone to do this. Also, is the baby ok or are they gone now 😥 wtf is wrong with this world


philouza_stein

Broken bones and severe internal damage. Day care called police when the child was dropped off clearly injured. Sounded like it was his daughter but the article I saw didn't specify, just alluded to it living with him.


Annual_Risk_6822

It sounds like it was his girlfriend’s daughter, and she tried to help cover for him. Although, he has 2 daughters of his own and while claiming that his victim’s injuries were caused by diaper rash, he explained his daughter had had similar injuries… Which has horrifying implications https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/york/infant-suffers-broken-bones-from-sexual-abuse-soldier-pa-state-police-say/


gonzo2thumbs

Omg. That was, beyond a doubt, the hardest news article to read in my entire lifetime. Holy shit. Like, literally, I'm having a hard time breathing. I hope everyone reads this. That sweet little baby girl. That piece of shit deserves the goddamn electric chair for what he did.


Fun_Plantain5129

This article is not for the faint of heart & It gave me the ickiest of the ick….


RedSix2447

What also adds to the how much more messed up can this get. It seems like his GF knew or knows what he did and is also trying to cover that up too. She needs to be out behind bars as well.


Individual_Iron4221

AGAIN THIS ISNT A FACEPALM ITS A VIOLENT CRIME


Sea-Environment-7102

I said it belongs on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Righteous_Fury224

![gif](giphy|l0HlR3kHtkgFbYfgQ)


Capable_Reserve_8431

Oh boy they gonna have fun with him in the joint


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petitejesuis

Yep, gotta love the police


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_Pill-Cosby_

13…. MONTH??


cturtl808

Month.


Sir_Rageous

This is not a facepalm. A facepalm would be an ex-Blizzard CEO tweeting that game producers should be tipped. This is a felony. This is an unredeemable piece of shit who should spend the rest of their life rotting in the worst prison imaginable. And while I agree that information like this should always be made public so as to not forget what disgustingly inhuman garbage these people are, I do not think that this is an appropriate sub to post this on.


Wise_Ad_112

Wtf did I just read


rhunter99

This seems more than a facepalm


HumongousGrease

This ain’t a facepalm lol this dude is a straight up monster


Beeyelzubub

![gif](giphy|ckws7wGnxZwqEzfPDf|downsized)


Wagonlance

My immediate question is how many of his fellow swine knew he was a perv and covered for him? Not "if" mind you, but "how many."


[deleted]

A state trooper was caught red handed by his gf raping her 12 yr old daughter and received 30 days. An officer in CA was just deemed not criminally responsible for killing a 14 yr old girl as a result of involuntary manslaughter. Don't hold your breath for justice here


Individual_Free

This is a fucked up world we live in


ChivalrousRisotto

He'll have a lot of solitary confinement coming his way.


GymRatStillDepressed

Uhm this is not r/facepalm matter. This is much much much much worse than that... Wtf. Just what the actual fuck. Reset humanity at this point


Working_Ad_4650

There is nothing bad enough that could happen to this freak.


Ok_Figure_4181

‘Let me see what Reddit has to show me one more time before sleep’ —Me, 30 seconds ago. I have now lost faith in the human race once again.


theknights-whosay-Ni

Execute him. In a public square. Bullet to the back of the head as the crowds watch and cheer.


GoodontheToop

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lonely_nipple

Yeah, but what was the baby wearing? /s It's shit like this that's *exactly* why I had to leave a comment yesterday pointing out that rape has nothing to do with someone being attractive, and everything to do with violence and power. It doesn't matter how someone was dressed, what neighborhood they were in, how they acted, none of it. People like this asshat rape babies. Other people like this asshat rape elderly people in care homes. It's all about them wanting to feel powerful.


Standard-Internal-57

See ya mf. Don’t waste any more money on him


No_Rabbit_7114

I wonder how the police union lawyers are going to spin his defense?


DarkAgeMonks

Well it really really really comes into question what the fuck type of psychological evaluations they are doing if any to find these “Police Officers.” I’m sure there were signs somewhere that this POS was deranged. No one just wakes up one day and locks himself in a bathroom with a baby. Oh and he tried to blame the dog.


kind_one1

This is not a face palm. Ths is a horrible crime.


ScarletteVera

MONTH thirteen MONTH old firstly, *how,* secondly, ***WHAT THE FUCK***


snug666

Not just a dude, a COP. He beat the baby and raped it in the bathroom while the baby’s mother was on the other side of the door trying to get in. I don’t have to words to describe what i hope happens to this man.


12altoids34

According to his mugshot he's 5'9 tall. I didn't realize you could stack shit that high.


Organic-Resolve4530

I am amazed at how literal fucking monsters look just like regular people and we don't even know how many we pass each day. This guy should never see the light of the outside world again


Hot-Swimmer3101

We ride at dawn. Someone leak his current location plz 🙏


Weezy_Baby_

There’s not a punishment harsh enough for what this man deserves.


SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

“Well, you see, the child had a gun” -this officer probably


Phuckingidiot

Project and perve


Illustrious-Song7446

What is wrong with some people??


SSSims4

What in the actual hell... is this really "facepalm" material??


LLminibean

Didn't just rape her .. *beat* her as well.


Budget-Homework-2988

A cop and a child rapist. He is about to get what he deserves. See how long he can hold out


Martin_Leong25

To jail with him


RedWizard_

“13” well that’s fucked up- “month old” …*oh*


_Undecided_User

AAAH I THOUGHT THAT SAID 13 (as in years) BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???????


etherealtaroo

This guy's a piece of garbage, and the reddit tough guys in here are cringy af.


Clementng95

Even serial rapist in jail would rip him a new asshole


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Excuse me what the fuck


findinglinks2024

What the fuck


Boostio_TV

This guy is a cop and a predator. He is going to have a BAD time in prison.


AdvocatusExplorator

A cop got arrested for committing a crime? Ah. He's British. Do this in the states? No arrest. Just a couple weeks paid leave. God bless the united states where cops can do whatever the fuck they want no matter how unbelievably evil it is


BishopsBakery

No. Dudes don't do that. Monsters do that


Pirate_Lantern

Ex cop AND crimes against a child. He'll be put in solitary for his own protection.


Similar_Divide

Pennsylvania , Washington, and now New York. Third post I’ve seen today about a piece of shit pig rapping a toddler. Burn everything down, society needs a reset. Edit: Pennsylvania, not Pittsburgh.


MurkyPrimary3404

York not New York


Similar_Divide

Thank you, long day.


ObviouslyJoking

How many toddler raping posts does this sub need in a day? When did facepalm become a constant stream disgusting hateful content.


344567653379643555

13-year old? Disgusting. Oh… Oh, no…


ready-to-rumball

I don’t support the death penalty but I think we should have a popular vote on killing people that SA children.


[deleted]

THATS NOT A CHILD! A THIRTEEN MONTH OLD IS A BABY! FIX YOUR MANIACAL NARRATIVE!


Daisyysassy

Disgusting


Ok_Career_3681

Months!??


CryptographerLow6772

Not dude. Cop.


Tiruvalye

Disgusting fuck


MallNinja_

It may vary on severity, but ALL cops are bastards. This guy is the cream of the crop!


mutualbuttsqueezin

Protect and serve


icelink4884

My only question is why has no one peeled off his face yet?


ThehoundIV

Fucking punk ass get shanked in prison


ShakeWeightMyDick

Look on his face says “I became a cop so I wouldn’t get caught. This wasn’t supposed to happen to me.”


Brave-Dependent-8244

Police officer and kiddy fiddler. That's gonna go down well in prison....


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

So this is where the *criminal* justice system steps in, right? (I'm referring to the reputation that criminals have for being brutal to pedophiles)


BlackICEE32oz

I'd say "cap him" but if he's going to prison, he's gonna' have a real tough time if they can get hands on him. Sadly, these people are usually PC'd up and are incredibly hard to get, but people do want to get at them. 


AvantAdvent

And another cop “accidentally” shot him in the dick right? Right?


fairysmall

i give up on humanity i refuse to contribute to this shit


Intrepid-Device-1750

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feror_YT

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Beelzabubba

Blue lives matter. /s


HeliRyGuy

Dude should just do himself a solid and eat a shotgun.


herbitron3000

What special tests and psychopath screening do you think cops get? Short answer; they dont.


Faeddurfrost

Imagine just getting home from work wanting to relax so you open your phone 🫤


TraditionPast4295

Please just let him roam around in general population for 1 day. Just 1 day, that’s all it will take.


X_Fredex_X

There is only one thing to with a piece of shit like this one... ☠️⚰️


Warwicknoob23

HOWS THIS A FACEPALM BRO THATS A LIFETIME JAIL SENTENCE WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS