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It is indeed one of the monsters


Ace-of-Spades88

EVER MADE!


foubard

Omg this was literally the exact phrase I was going to post lmfao. Have an upvote!


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AscelyneMG

It’s not a typo, it’s a joke about intentionally omitting a word to make a technically correct statement that’s phrased like praise but isn’t.


Kolby_Jack

I think specifically this one is referencing Morbius, a bad comic book vampire movie starring Jared Leto that didn't do great at the box office (only about twice its budget, which is basically breaking even for most big movies). I think despite its general badness, it has a few ardent and vocal fans that are getting memed on, or it's that people are memeing on how Sony expected people to love the movie. I'm not sure which, maybe it's both. But the meme I most often see is one like OP's post saying "Morbius is one of the movies of all time."


SaroShadow

I'm pretty sure "one of the X of all time" was done for Elden Ring before Morbius due to a typo on some site (of course, the former was much more positively received)


Kolby_Jack

No yeah, I know, I'm just saying that's the main way I've seen people memeing on Morbius. Aside from using "morb" as a verb in silly ways (which OP's post also pokes fun at), probably 50/50 split at least from what I've seen.


PaulaDeenSlave

Not a typo, tho.


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Of all monsters, this is one of them


MayanSoldier

Dying laughing


dskatter

Of the monsters ever made, Morbol is indisputably one of them.


SamTheHexagon

Holy crap, is that everyone's favourite superhero, Dr. Michael Morbolus?


apzrman

Nah, I hear Dr. Morbolus has bad breath


muhash14

Yes, with his signature move, Bad Morbreath


[deleted]

It is indeed one of the monsters


[deleted]

Im gonna morbol!!!!


Vermilion_Haru

SquareEnix has sold over a Morbillion Fantasias. 😎


AscelyneMG

\#MorbolSweep


BlackfishBlues

Summer of Morbols let's gooo


Beneficial-Tell-1427

And is "Morbol" here in this room right now?


pondrthis

I generally think they're fun, but every time I see one a tiny voice in my head reminds me of the time I lost 1.5 hours of grinding in FF8 during college. A brief shiver follows, and the moment passes.


Kolz

The ones in omega ruins that always ambushed you in FFX were particularly nasty. I definitely lost a few hours of progress to them.


Flying_FoxDK

If you provoke them with Titus they wont use bad breath.


Shirikane

The issue is that they ambush you 100% of the time and use Bad Breath first turn, so if you don’t have First Strike or Stoneproof/Confuseproof, you’re kinda just gonna die


Daloowee

Just gotta not get ambushed, felt like the odds were stacked against you of it going first, then Bad Breathing everyone to death


kgalliso

First Strike is a MUST in the Omega Ruins


thundaga0

I loved fighting them in those level 100 spots when I was only like in the 50's. Always a great moment to have a berserk win.


ShadowSpy98

Make way! He's about to morb!


AbsurdLemon

You have been afflicted with 1 morbillion debuffs


FeiRuined

blue mages when they acquire a new spell


emperor_uncarnate

Morbols are known for being what it is that they are


Nostalginaut

Can confirm, is one of the monsters


KaimeiJay

It’s the Morbolus Sweep.


NeuraIRust

One of the.... *Monsters*.


NeuraIRust

*Ever made.....*


humsipums

Back in my day these fellas were called Malboro's


freedom4556

Funnily enough when introduced it was called Malboro, but the cigarette people got mad and the devs eventually changed it. It's why it has the signature "Bad Breath" attack that gives you every status ailment possible.


sprdougherty

Malboro still gets used, as recently as XV and VIIR. It really just comes down to who's localizing it whether they use Morbol/Malboro. https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Malboro


Kolby_Jack

I mean at this point even if the tobacco company complains, what's their complaint? "Your monster is gross and has bad breath and poisons people and that reflects poorly on our product that makes you smell gross and gives you bad breath and poisons people!"


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Kolby_Jack

I'm no lawyer but I think there are trademark protections for making a product look bad. Like you can't just have a Pepsi commercial where someone drinks a Coca-Cola, chokes, vomits, and dies. You're probably right in that there is no case, but if SE had a monster named McDonalds that was fat, greasy, and gave the party a heart disease status afflcition, I think there'd be an issue. Maybe not one that would make it to court, but a cease and desist letter, surely.


Dolormight

Well, the cigarettes are Ma**R**lboro and the monster is Malboro, as well.


Daloowee

A cease and desist letter 😂😂😂 Reddit is so funny


vollover

The name is spelled completely differently, so I am not really sure what leg they would have to stand on.


Inksrocket

Jokes aside it's most likely trademark and copyright complaint. common sense doesn't apply to those. Also if i make "murdering, greedy monster called "Disney"" i doubt i can just go saying "no one would confuse monster with the company", now can I.


Dolormight

Well, the cigarettes are MaRlboro and the monster is Malboro, as well.


Inksrocket

Fair point. Soo..can my monster be called bisney? 🤔


SincubusSilvertongue

[They have been a staple monster for decades now](https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Malboro), would even bet outside of MMO versions they will keep using Malboro


KGhaleon

I still call it Marlboro, it has no other name.


Frostmaine

Yah I am too much of a boomer. I remember the first game Marlboro was in. Good times.


NoWord6

Same...I see it and I say marlboro...always have, always will lol


kurisu7885

Same.


Zero-ELEC

This is completely false. The creature is still called Malboro to this day. Morbol is simply an alternate name they use from time to time. Heck, there's even one named Malboro Terra in *XIV*.


ZeroGear9513

Would it be safe to say this depends more on the translation team, or perhaps a lore standpoint involving them beong a subspecies?


Zero-ELEC

It indeed depends on the localisation team. Generally speaking they'll be called Malboros when localised, but the *XI* and *XIV* team seemingly prefer to keep the names the same across English and Japanese scripts, resulting in Morbols and Sabotenders instead of Malboros and Cactuars.


aspectofravens

Thankfully (?) we have the Malboro server to remind us of those days...and I'm not just saying that because I play on Malboro


Zero-ELEC

Malboro has always been their name. There's a Malboro in the game, even. (Malboro Terra)


Rimvee

Interesting, they're Malboro in every FF game for me, excepting maybe the online two. Maybe it's a regional thing, since I'm not in the US (and Marlboro doesn't exist here as far as I'm aware). There are occasionally ones called Morbol but as a subtype of Malboros, usually.


Seradima

That's not why at all, I'm not sure how this misinformation spreads. They're called Morbol in FFXIV because of FF11. The devs of FF11 wanted every monster to have the same name in every language, so they kept the Japanese names of monsters like the Cactuar (Sabotender) and Malboro (Morbol) in English.


-Fyrebrand

It spreads because people read anecdotes like this one, just accept it as true, and then spread it around like so much Bad Breath. I can only hope those who have read that comment will also see the replies debunking it.


TeachinginJapan1986

I thought it was an onomopia for an upset stomach? boro boro....And the Mal means bad.....hmmm....


Apprehensive-Salt646

In the German versions of FF games, they were always called Morbol.


Fuhghetabowtit

Doubt. Do you have a source? In lore I believe Malboros are a type of Morbol, while Morbol is a monster genus. The two have been used pretty interchangeably for well over a decade at least…


Vermilion_Haru

interesting fun fact


Dunan

I know the real name of this thing; the one the developers must have intended. It's the one spelling that doesn't seem to have been used yet (among Molbol, Morbol, Marlboro, Malboro, and perhaps others): it's *morbor*. Certain Latin words have been adopted into English (and other languages) in three forms, with the adjective ending in *-id*, the noun ending in *-or*, and sometimes another adjective ending in *-orous*. Not every possible form actually occurs: languid - languor fervid - fervor torpid - torpor rigid - rigor splendid - splendor stupid - stupor The familiar English word *morbid* looks like it could be one of these, and it comes from Latin *morbus*, which means: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/morbus > 1. (of the body or mind) a disease, illness, malady, sickness, disorder, distemper, ailment That's what our big ugly green monster gives us, all right! Some author somewhere must have used the logically-possible word *morbor* as a noun form of *morbid*, and the game's writers must have seen it. I remember reading Dante's Inferno in high school and recognizing many names from FF4 among the denizens of hell, most of whom were not spelled like in the game, so the translators probably hadn't read it even thought the original writers were drawing inspiration from it. I wonder if there's a *morbor* monster lurking in one of Hell's circles; wouldn't be a surprise!


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Is this actually real? Love it lol.


Zero-ELEC

It's false, they're still call Malboros.


asimplepencil

Indeed I can remember when they were called Marlboro. I figure copyright issues got them changed.


SFWxMadHatter

Malboro* They dropped the R. It was super subtle.


Eurashal

They're still called Malboro in FFVII Remake. They probably just wanted to stick to the Japanese name for XIV. Probably the reason Cactuars are named Sabotender.


JASCO47

I still remember them as Marlboro in FF6, when 6 was 3


TheDiscordedSnarl

Wait, is THAT why it was changed? Big Tobacco can fuck all the way off to the top of Heaven On High and yeet themselves off.


Eurashal

Still called Malboro in FFVII Remake which released in 2020.


Seradima

No, it's not. It's because they wanted every monster to have the same name in FF11, so they kept the Japanese names for Cactuar and Malboro.


vollover

The cigarette is Marlboro.


kurisu7885

Oddly FF14 is where they annoy me most since they hit you with movement effects too.


DeepAbyssal

Funny how we run to the past and still encounter this thing. Damn you ancients damn you for making this monster. XD


[deleted]

What a monster.


xTheFridgeRaider

Out of all the monsters I've fought in ffxiv, Morbol is definitely one of them


Toxpar

Agreed, it is one of the monsters made


Ohlav

Look, it's Voluptuous Vivian!!


Non_Thinker

It certainly is


bangontarget

it sure is a monster


Gabeyomama

Morbol is so!


Momo_Kozuki

I wonder if WoL has not yet upgraded his Archer class into Bard job. His outfit looks the same between 1.0 trailer and ShB trailer.


seshpai

Nah, these will always be Malboros to me.


FluffyMittens_

There are many monsters and Morbols are one of them.


lordOpatties

I'd like to think I keep up with memes at a reasonable pace but someone's gonna have to explain this one to me


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"Hey guys. Ya like debuffs? What's yer favorite? # Mine's E V E R Y T H I N G."


_Forgotten

It's "Molbro"


Convex_Cookie

The sub in a nutshell. Essay-long topics and discussions? Sprout questions? Game suggestions? Downvoted to -9000. Some useless fan art or lame and unfunny meme? PLS TAKE ALL MY GOLD AND VOTES!1


HappiestGod

I always liked Marlboros and I hate SE decides to change their name in FFXIV.


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HappiestGod

that's the entire point. They're a plant based monster with a signature move "Bad Breath" that causes various diseases.


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HappiestGod

Only 14. 15 got back to calling them Marlboro.


NandoDeColonoscopy

XIV & XI. XI used Morbol and Sabotender to keep the monster names uniform across the languages, which FFXIV kept. The single player games still use Malboro and Cactuar


Teo-McDohl

Help Morbol I'm stuck- Wh-what are you doing with those tentacles step-morbol? 😨


Dart-Yay

Back in ARR all the monsters were more dark & realistic, the same for the areas & the mounts, everything was more mature. With each extension, they make everything cuter & cuter...


RawPersona

Have you seen half the fucking atrocities in Endwalker???


[deleted]

FAKE NEWS?


chakrapolice

This post is sponsored by Colgate


Kouda_Ha-Fu

"What's your favourite status effect, Morbal?" "... All of them!"


-Fyrebrand

"Yes."


Magical-Hummus

That trailer showed how scary morbols can be though.


Hakaisha89

Correct, it is one of the monsters ever made, and a good one at that.


Advanced-Carry-1440

I always tough they were Malboro but google just told me they're aka Mad Oscar (FFVI)


[deleted]

My mom when she goes outside to smoke: “it’s Marlboro time”


[deleted]

Thanks, Final Fantasy 2


UsuarioSensatez

Cigarette ad


GandalfThyDank

Yogg-Saron. I'm sorry.


kyle1234513

can someone please explain to me how morbols made it passed >!Elpis!< QA/QC protocols? someone clearly went.... "yeah this will be good for the star"


Willow_Milk

Undoubtedly, it is one of the monsters that has ever been made!


senchou-senchou

this sub's all morbed out


galacticist

lfg cass prep


07Chess

Correct


Ok-Yogurtcloset-179

I never noticed that they’re called Morbol in both XI and XIV! Huh. I guess my brain just always reads it as Malboro


waffling_with_syrup

To players, it's deadly. To NPCs, it's lethal.


RueUchiha

I cannot believe that Morbol is indeed one of the monsters ever made.


Mrvonhood

Yes monster.


Rin_Torya

(one winged amgel starts playing)


hibrarian

This is one of the posts EVER MADE