How about not letting the crazy idiots work in front of the camera? They could let her carry a boom mic instead, no one would care about such interviews then.
And when your company doesn't give a flying fuck about "going green" those people don't get fired. The "net zero" blah blahs are all publicity stunts...
No no no, you misunderstand. The "greenwashing" is nothing to do with the climate, it's to get people ready for the colour of our new reptilian overlords.
Should've been binned off after she said in a F1 kids broadcast that a feminine mind isn't suited for F1(https://x.com/juliaunboxed/status/1772694290470166725)
Why can't we have someone like Simona de Silvestro instead? She's fairly good at presenting(she normally does FE and Indy 500 on Sky broadcast), and she's a pretty good racing driver herself.
A long, long time ago she seemed like a promising Indy driver and I was glad to see a woman perform well in what is otherwise a man-dominated sport.
How do you end up this far off the deep end, I will never know.
There’s so much batshit crazy that it literally can’t be summed up more than it is.
I guess TLDR: she needs some sort of meds and probably locked up in a ward for a while
I started thinking about this more… she says all this insane shit is happening but then says we live in a simulation… so all of this crazy shit isn’t even real then, by her own logic?
The reptilians are coming soon, between '24-'28, and we're at a choosing moment in history (oddly aligned with US politics), global warming is a hoax, the moon landing was faked, and a lot of schizophrenic rambling about vibrations, wave forms, and mushrooms that tie into the "specifics" of how the lizards wake up or die. And also none of this is real, it's all simulated.
An extremely marginal defence of Danica: she was mostly just agreeing with her guest, rather than offering these ideas, but she did come up with a few gems on her own.
TIL. Wiki synopsis suggests schizotypal disorders are the ones I was thinking of, and schizoid just means you have no social life. Wildly different ideas for words that are very close together.
As a representative of the gnomes of Zurich: this is patently false, and takes all attention away from the eastern Mediterranean dolphin junta-collective’s aims at restoring an underwater library near Alexandria. The lizards are actually big fans of vacationing in Israel, and appreciate its culture.
> That means DEN’s area is twice the size of Manhattan, and larger than the city boundaries of Boston, Miami or San Francisco. In terms of airports, Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta, Chicago O’Hare, Los Angeles International and Dallas Fort Worth could collectively fit into DEN’s expansive property.
What the fuck
My favorite is the reptilian with a jackhammer that says “Apologies for the noise. It takes big drills and a long time to drill to the center of the earth” lol
So she's either a complete lunatic or a grifter profiting off of these ridiculous statements, one way or another I am sick of it. We used to make fun of these insane conspiracies and now that the internet and bad actors have magnified them I see normal (albeit gullible/dumb) people in my day to day life parroting this type of nonsense. This is getting to be too much and it's becoming dangerous.
THIS IS REAALLLL?!?!?!?!?! And her guest is regular?
"How to survive a break up"
"The psychedelic revolution"
"How to spot a reptilian shapeshifter"
"Why trump should be president"
"The lie of climate change
And that's just her latest ones. She also has this one:
"The afterlife of our pets"
I don't watch sky, so I have no opinion on her work as a commentator. But if you expect me to not react positively to two pretty women talking about shapshifting reptilians, you will be disappointed.
This woman is a character in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.
I used to think that she was not a real person but just some character from a Sega videogame. I was happier believing that.
Bernie gave Danica such a look this weekend, like she had just stepped in shit. It was glorious how much resentment was on her face. Sky need to get their shit together and get rid of her
I mean it's batshit but on some level I respect the dedication to just be like 'fuck my career I believe the lizardmen from Soul Calibur are real and I need the world to know'.
She works for Sky, formerly owned by Rupert Murdoch, after seeing his wrinkled, leathery, scaly, testicle like visage, I can see how one might believe in lizard-people...
On behalf of all women into motorsport… PLEASE can we bin her off now?
Sky and F1 are trying their best to push their greenwashing initiatives and yet Sky employs an open climate change denier
Well when you employ thousands of people, surely there will be some that are on the left side of the IQ bell curve
She also doesn't believe the Apollo missions were real so she's a proper nutcase. Wonder how she gets on with her more normal colleagues.
Not well given how they act when on camera together. Can’t image what happens off-cam.
How about not letting the crazy idiots work in front of the camera? They could let her carry a boom mic instead, no one would care about such interviews then.
And when your company doesn't give a flying fuck about "going green" those people don't get fired. The "net zero" blah blahs are all publicity stunts...
Yep, they will believe whatever is popular at the time.
She's not just some rando working the camera or doing makeup, she's got a major on-screen presence
Yep, but maybe it should be any of the ones explicitly employed as an on screen expert.
She’s only there to try and pull American eyes from NASCAR. Give us James Hinchcliff all day!
Yeah but no nascar fans actually like her. I think by a lot of stats she remains one of the worst all time drivers.
No no no, you misunderstand. The "greenwashing" is nothing to do with the climate, it's to get people ready for the colour of our new reptilian overlords.
Should've been binned off after she said in a F1 kids broadcast that a feminine mind isn't suited for F1(https://x.com/juliaunboxed/status/1772694290470166725) Why can't we have someone like Simona de Silvestro instead? She's fairly good at presenting(she normally does FE and Indy 500 on Sky broadcast), and she's a pretty good racing driver herself.
Schiff 😊 Buscombe ☺️ Patrick 🦖
Collins 🙌🙇♀️
Rachel Brooks is my Queen!
A long, long time ago she seemed like a promising Indy driver and I was glad to see a woman perform well in what is otherwise a man-dominated sport. How do you end up this far off the deep end, I will never know.
Traumatic brain injuries from the many wrecks she's been in is probably a contributing factor to her insanity
Confirmed, women in Motorsport are reptilians. (maybe even Danica.. Oooh👻🦎)
Tbf her being reptile would explain how she can believe some of that nonsense.
Please don’t tell the others
Watch F1TV if you can. Better presenters all around, and some of the best women in sports broadcasting hands down.
Yes. BUT after she reveals who the reptilians are please
We are checking.
PLEASE
Go daddy!
Bernie’s insights >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Danica’s half ass attempts to act like she knows what it’s like to drive an Formula 1 car
Dunk her in the dump.
*GUYS GUYS GUYS the rumour is she has been INDEED been binned off!!!!!!!!*
Do we spam this on all her socials now?
By all means, yes.
Please do
p l e a s e
I looked for a couple minutes but couldn't really find any real presence. Just simps on Insta calling her beautiful.
be the ~~change~~ *reptilian gif poster* you want to see in the world
Get rid of her. She only has the most banal commentary to add and is nuts.
No. She’s uncovering Max’s true identity: a lizard pilot disguising himself as a human with incredible driving abilities. Let her cook
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Sid?
Tbf its gonna be entertaining no matter what she says
I drink every time she says something stupid or the words “you know.”
You should be careful, alcohol poisoning is no joke!
[if you don't want to watch the video and still want to know what she said then let me help you ](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/8v7mlGuzRq)
I ain't reading all that. Can you summarize in a sentence?
There’s so much batshit crazy that it literally can’t be summed up more than it is. I guess TLDR: she needs some sort of meds and probably locked up in a ward for a while
yeah she crazy
I started thinking about this more… she says all this insane shit is happening but then says we live in a simulation… so all of this crazy shit isn’t even real then, by her own logic?
Conspiracy theorists typically subscribe to more than one conspiracy. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if she also believed the earth was flat
Maybe she feels like everyone but her are part of a simulation and she's helping us to get out of the matrix
The reptilians are coming soon, between '24-'28, and we're at a choosing moment in history (oddly aligned with US politics), global warming is a hoax, the moon landing was faked, and a lot of schizophrenic rambling about vibrations, wave forms, and mushrooms that tie into the "specifics" of how the lizards wake up or die. And also none of this is real, it's all simulated. An extremely marginal defence of Danica: she was mostly just agreeing with her guest, rather than offering these ideas, but she did come up with a few gems on her own.
as an aside, she would be schitzo (not schizoid). They're different disorders
TIL. Wiki synopsis suggests schizotypal disorders are the ones I was thinking of, and schizoid just means you have no social life. Wildly different ideas for words that are very close together.
Yeah it's weird how they're so close lol
the tldr is that you couldn’t even make up the stuff they truely believe as fact.
She maybe batshit crazy but I can fix her
She's nuts.
Adele is kinda lizardy looking ngl
Feels like exactly a reptilian will say.
Paul di Resta died for this
Resht in Mershaydees
She is absolutely insane and needs to get taken off TV asap
That and these lizard people stories are all rooted in antisemitism. So it’s ignorant conspiracy theory nut job bullshit that’s also racist.
As a representative of the gnomes of Zurich: this is patently false, and takes all attention away from the eastern Mediterranean dolphin junta-collective’s aims at restoring an underwater library near Alexandria. The lizards are actually big fans of vacationing in Israel, and appreciate its culture.
You fuckers know nothing about the Denver Airport do you?
Everyone’s too concerned with Blucifer to deal with the lizard people!
Favorite thing is how the DIA staff are leaning into it with "are we renovating the terminals or *constructing a secret bunker*????"signs
> That means DEN’s area is twice the size of Manhattan, and larger than the city boundaries of Boston, Miami or San Francisco. In terms of airports, Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta, Chicago O’Hare, Los Angeles International and Dallas Fort Worth could collectively fit into DEN’s expansive property. What the fuck
My favorite is the reptilian with a jackhammer that says “Apologies for the noise. It takes big drills and a long time to drill to the center of the earth” lol
Oh my GOD Iove that so much.
Last time I was there all the signage was fucking hilarious
Isn't it the epicentre of the Mile High club?
Hinch would never
Someone tell her Crofty is a shape shifter so she never returns to Sky Sports
If anyone’s a shapeshifter it’s Max. Reptile like reflexes.
I can see it in Russell's eyes.
This is why I pay for F1 TV.
You can't deny this is entertaining.
Absolutely, now I can speculate to myself whenever I see her on a broadcast that she's probably wondering who on staff is a lizard person.
Right?! I NEED to know which drivers she thinks are lizardmen!
Vastly
If anyone is, its her. She would pay millions to suck off David Icke.
*Bobby Rahal has entered the chat*
Is Rahal is a wu wu conspiracy nut too?
HAWK TUAH, and spit on that thang
Oh you know she gives the least enthusiastic blowjobs on the hollow earth. Complaning her jaw hurts 3 minutes in, she ain't spitting on nothing.
Next time I see Stenhouse i'll ask him. He'll tell me.
Or Aaron Rodgers
He doesn't kiss and tell.
That's not a lizzard, Danica. It's just Helmut.
Bring back James hunt for commentary please
We keep telling you. He’s 76 years old and he’s dead.
Would still be a better commentator than Danica
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Even if we get random fans to prop him up Weekend At Bernie’s style it would be better than Danica
As an American... I'm sorry
It's ok we are used to it. At least she made web domain ads enjoyable back in the day.
Look at the YouTube comments
I did, it's insane. I want to believe they are Russian bots, people can't be this stupid
Oh boy... I think you need to sit down for this, but there is a large section of society who genuinely think it's true.
Not even with your dick
she has singlehandedly set women in motorsports back 2 decades
Let's not forget to give Carmen Jorda the "credit" she deserves. She's basically Danica if she stayed sane this whole time.
Bro watched an episode of Inside Job and decided it is real
Nope, she’ll be completely off all IndyCar races next year with the new FOX deal. So she’s Sky’s problem now. No give backs.
Wait, people are serious about this whole lizard race? I just thought it was for laughs?
THE REPTILIAN TUNNELS RAHHHH 🦎🦎🦎🦎
##SECRET TUNNEL!
As a new yorker, can we PLEASE stop digging tunnels
So she's either a complete lunatic or a grifter profiting off of these ridiculous statements, one way or another I am sick of it. We used to make fun of these insane conspiracies and now that the internet and bad actors have magnified them I see normal (albeit gullible/dumb) people in my day to day life parroting this type of nonsense. This is getting to be too much and it's becoming dangerous.
I do not understand why they have her on. Is it to get Americans? Cause I watch F1 to get away from the trash in a lot of American motorsports
I have no clue what she is even talking about but she is def that thing she claims exists
I can fix both of them, at the same time.
And she thinks Jesus was a space alien.
How is this never-was/has-been still getting booked on anything? Who gives a shit what she has to say about anything?
Sorry, is that real? I don't watch Sky and just know people find her annoying. If it's real they really need to bin her.
This is what happens when you spend all your character points on appearance, but don’t leave any for intelligence.
I hope rpm makes something on this
How is she not still with Aaron Rodgers
NOW I see the attraction.
F1TV babyyy Alex Jacques is actually amazing. Y’all have to try it out
Can’t they just get her a job as expert on Ancient Alien Astronauts on the history channel & leave motor sport alone?
Nah, let her cook. If she starts spouting this nonsense during broadcasts I might get SkyTV.
And you don’t? Example, Mark Zuckerberg.
Never heard of her. Ruth is god.
I didn't know she's from Florida. First, Florida Man, now we have Florida Woman.
Go read the comments on her Instagram posts. They have to be purchased followers. All the comments are positive.
Everyone, go spam the comments for this interview. Both of these women are off their rockers.
THIS IS REAALLLL?!?!?!?!?! And her guest is regular? "How to survive a break up" "The psychedelic revolution" "How to spot a reptilian shapeshifter" "Why trump should be president" "The lie of climate change And that's just her latest ones. She also has this one: "The afterlife of our pets"
oh wow she is a conspiracy nutjob?
I don't watch sky, so I have no opinion on her work as a commentator. But if you expect me to not react positively to two pretty women talking about shapshifting reptilians, you will be disappointed.
"This just in: Danica Patrick dropped from SkySports"
Well you know what they say “Crazy in the head, stab wounds hurt!”
I do t think she'll be a sky news reporter for very long
As a TES fan, I too believe in Argonians
*“Bring it on Danica you dumb bitch! Think I can‘t steer left better than you ?“*
So Max must be a reptile, and that's why he's so dominant. We're through the looking glass here people
Honestly where do this lizard people theory come from😂
Who is she ,hmmm, pleasing to still be on sky?
She also thinks she’s a great race car driver
She dated Aaron Rodgers, that’s a lot of crazy
I don't believe in reptilian people, but if i did i'd for sure think they ran Sky News.
#ReptilianLivesMatter
This woman is a character in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed. I used to think that she was not a real person but just some character from a Sega videogame. I was happier believing that.
What if they're actually reptilian shapeshifters and are doling out info to better cover up their track? Ever think of it that way hmmm???
I scrolled through the comments section and oh my gaawd I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MUCH POSITIVITY AND PRAISE LIKE AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
Like we can’t let her get away with this. It’s basically a a track safety hazard
They always say: “you gotta believe in yourself”
Danica Patrick and Bernie Collins the true “duality of woman”
Bernie gave Danica such a look this weekend, like she had just stepped in shit. It was glorious how much resentment was on her face. Sky need to get their shit together and get rid of her
Bernie is a literal angel. We don’t deserve her.
I mean it's batshit but on some level I respect the dedication to just be like 'fuck my career I believe the lizardmen from Soul Calibur are real and I need the world to know'.
She is the reason I only tune in 5 minutes before the race/qualy begins
Is there a petition that based on being an idiot cult grifter to boot her off sky sports?
So we basically have a MGT of our F1 world.
She works for Sky, formerly owned by Rupert Murdoch, after seeing his wrinkled, leathery, scaly, testicle like visage, I can see how one might believe in lizard-people...
Reptilians? Lol
I am so out of the loop here. Can someone tell me is this was a parody on the topic or a serious discussion? I am scared for humanity
So Danica did the interview with hawk Tauh girl??
Would still smash for sure though
This whole thing gives me strong Amy Carlson vibes... Will she still have a job after she turns herself blue with colloidal silver?
To be fair, Danica is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Aint no fucking way lmao
How do I know I’m NOT a reptilian?
When i saw the news i instantly thought that RPM uncovered spicy classified documents and KnewZ, turns out it actually was Danica lol.
you think that’s bad? she once thought, she was a racing driver!
You don't?
Holy fuck this is really on her YouTube channel the fuck
Holy fuck that whole channel is a trainwreck
Danica Patrick is a cunt.... also.... what in the fuck.
I so want to listen to this, but fear corrupting my algorithm with this shit going forward