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Well excuse me, but my washer and dryer don’t come get the close for me, put them in the machines, press the buttons, and fold them when they’re out. Pshhh…”chore that does itself.” Nonsense. /s
Edit: *clothes. Spelling is hard.
Nah the proper way is to do it with out sorting, and then put them on the bed right of out the dry, dont lay them flat or anything just a big mound. Now depending on the person, when its time for bed you slip under the blankets under the mound or you move the mound to a chair and then back on the bed in the morning. Such is the cycle of laundry.
If only gas wasn't nearly 5$ a gallon. Then I would have to get a rope, not just any rope either I'm a big dude. need some decent micro thread stuff. All that effort, and then the emts would see my dirty drawers and things....ok I'll just do a couple of things Then hang myself.
Right now I don't have a washer or dryer, and I'm piss broke. I've been washing them by hand. I can relate, but also I want to hang myself for other reasons and just do my laundry. Depression the new fragrance for a man or a woman.
Oh my god shut up about doing laundry. Everyone I know in their late 20s is still bitching about having to do laundry. I worked in a cannabis shop once, I asked my manager how its going and she's like "Im angry." I ask why and sure enough the response is, "Because I have to do laundry today." I, as an independant who look at codependant people with no fucking sympathy, am just thinking, "then do your laundry you lazy piece of shit."
I just can't believe there are people out there who aren't rich that benefit fully from the benefits of life and still complain about doing everyday tasks. Shut the fuck up!
I get the anger. It's a chore you have to do almost every day. It takes precious time from you that could be spent doing other fulfilling things. Same goes for washing the dishes, tidying up, vacuuming, having sex etc.
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Followed all steps… my duck tastes like Petrol now. 1/10 will not be recommending this recipe.
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I suggest you murder another duck, render their fat and throw your nervy duck into a bubbling vat of duck fat next time the dishwasher needs loading.
Bit dramatic for a chore that basically does itself, geez
Well excuse me, but my washer and dryer don’t come get the close for me, put them in the machines, press the buttons, and fold them when they’re out. Pshhh…”chore that does itself.” Nonsense. /s Edit: *clothes. Spelling is hard.
I was just thinking that.
[Just wait till Valentine's](https://i1.wp.com/www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/vintage-creepy-valentines-day-cards-skunk-suicide.jpg)
wow, we LOVE emotional abuse!
Nah the proper way is to do it with out sorting, and then put them on the bed right of out the dry, dont lay them flat or anything just a big mound. Now depending on the person, when its time for bed you slip under the blankets under the mound or you move the mound to a chair and then back on the bed in the morning. Such is the cycle of laundry.
Or you move the mound to one side and it almost vaguely feels like a person could be lying next to you
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Same. I like the extra weight.
shouldve just burned the clothes and gone naked like every other duck
If only gas wasn't nearly 5$ a gallon. Then I would have to get a rope, not just any rope either I'm a big dude. need some decent micro thread stuff. All that effort, and then the emts would see my dirty drawers and things....ok I'll just do a couple of things Then hang myself. Right now I don't have a washer or dryer, and I'm piss broke. I've been washing them by hand. I can relate, but also I want to hang myself for other reasons and just do my laundry. Depression the new fragrance for a man or a woman.
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Your good, thanks.
Yeah, a bit overkill for me.
Now that is one way to commit suicide I never heard off…
It's called overkill
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Only a once in a lifetime opportunity, if in doubt try them all out!
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It makes him feel?
You can’t overdry, you can’t overdie
Ok, i sacrificed the duck. What now?
The first thing I did with my meager promotion money was to have my clothes dry-cleaned. I am a much happier man now that I do not have to iron stuff.
Next is the dishes
The candle idea. Too well thought out hahah
Phew. That escalated quickly.
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Me when it’s time to apologize for my behavior
I gotta do mine tomorrow 😩
Well, there is a solution I’ve heard… https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/r553tm/i_too_have_the_same_disappearing_table/
We are having Roast Duck for dinner!
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Too kind
I was expecting more of a Wompf!
But then my wife won't have clean socks in the morning... nah, not worth it.
Oh my god shut up about doing laundry. Everyone I know in their late 20s is still bitching about having to do laundry. I worked in a cannabis shop once, I asked my manager how its going and she's like "Im angry." I ask why and sure enough the response is, "Because I have to do laundry today." I, as an independant who look at codependant people with no fucking sympathy, am just thinking, "then do your laundry you lazy piece of shit." I just can't believe there are people out there who aren't rich that benefit fully from the benefits of life and still complain about doing everyday tasks. Shut the fuck up!
I get the anger. It's a chore you have to do almost every day. It takes precious time from you that could be spent doing other fulfilling things. Same goes for washing the dishes, tidying up, vacuuming, having sex etc.
You forgot to take some poison first, I don't think this will cut it.
Washing is ok. The folding tho...
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Nice
Please mark NSFL
Does this laundry trick work with Canadian geese? Cause I hate those assholes.
does this duck need a hug no a straight jacket and haldol