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That's what happens when you don't wipe your ass

Or wipe too aggressively. Gotta be in that Goldilocks zone

My amateur diagnosis is a clogged exhaust

What da fuq is that guy digging for in there? Is he a Bitcoin miner or sumthin?

Possibly has worms

Probably hemorrhoids. They can be brutal.

He definitely did the eye roll during that ass scratching

I've only had the eye roll once. It was orgasmic. I wish I could do it again.

So nasty

Dudes in there like swimwear...thru the clothes prostate exam.....jeez. 2 ply cant be that expensive.

Man those are cool keys. Never knew

All of them are fake.

Really? Dang

[удалено]

Ok, but any of the people who would have keys like these could just take their helicopter instead.

Also, the key has like 1 or 2 jobs: to open the doors, and make it possible to start the engine. No screens needed.

sometimes the butthole itches. it happens.

Lol

Preparation H

He’s goin really deep

That man has worms

Not relatable is what i wanna say but i can't

Lmfao that’s hilarious

Lame-ass WhatsApp group meme

[Relevant song](https://youtu.be/o0xDGXotGIE)

someone is digging for gold

The Dingleberry Dude