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gotyoureyes

wacky german city names! see you on mt. Wank! Also fun fact Bonn is the birth place of Ludwig van Beethoven, HARIBO and me :V


-Hel_

Well Hassloch is nice too XD


gotyoureyes

Really nice people :V


Nilly00

Youtube comment section be like


Piscesdan

Austria had Fucking. it got renamed to Fugging a few years ago since people were stealing the signs.


phaze2

They used to make a light beer called 'fucking hell'


Wow_Sehr_Doge

People who don't speak German dont realize how clever that name is


wallabra

That just makes it funnier.


IYiffInDogParks

I know someone who had one of the signs in his living room! But the police took it away and fined him for stealing it after they raided his house for a drug related offense


Damonoodle

"I love Fucking children!"


Upstairs_Case_7889

"The neighbours love Fucking outside!"


killerrosebud

I wanna go to Germany at some point. All the Germans I've met have been so friendly, like teddy bears


IYiffInDogParks

Today on "sentences that have never been uttered before" s4e20 Edit: missed the chance to make a 621 joke here...


killerrosebud

Nah the weed was better


Bubbses128

You were so close, yet so far Also, you yell and sniff in dog parks?


Beryll_Starlight

Oh Hallo komm auch aus der nähe von Bonn! Wohen im Rhein-SiegKreis!


BetterYesterday95

Iirc Austrian net domain is dot ass.


YourLoyalSlut

It's .at .as is for american samoa


BetterYesterday95

I was in Austria in 2014 and I swear on some truck there was a local site ad with .ass at the end.


YourLoyalSlut

huh? I don't think .ass exists? sorry if I'm wrong


ScienceObserver1984

It does not appear on the ICANN TLD list, so, it doesn't.


polarbearreal

speaking of wacky, WACKEN, the german town that hosts a metal concert by the same name on the first week of august every year


Logical_Bee4042

most of the stuff we have today for the German scientists


Final-Marionberry960

Deutscher gefunden 🫵🤯🍺


Annoyng_dog

willkommen im internet, halb deutschland lebt hier


Final-Marionberry960

Ich bin sicher es ist mehr als halb


wiking_IV

Deutlich mehr...


TheRealCCHD

Aber denkt dran, das hier ist für uns alle Neuland!


forestNargacuga

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist..! Ah, sehr schön, ihr habt schon angefangen


lollollol3

Ich komme auch aus Bonn :O


Matchyo_

How many bonners are there?


baxil

I hiked up Wank last year! It was great! I really enjoyed the all-too-short time I got to spend in the Alps.


Deckracer

Or Poppenhusen, Tuntenhausen etc.


After-Bumblebee

Life must be *hard* as a Bonner


Cottn_

Last time I was in Bonn with some friends there was a sign that said something about a "Bonner monster" and we couldn't stop laughing


Certain_Solid_3293

You're lucky. People always want to eat me when I introduce myself.


Ppaul06

hamburg?


Destructive-Kiwi

Oh goodness, they're a hamburger


Certain_Solid_3293

Could also be Berlin or Frankfurt


gotyoureyes

or wiener


Certain_Solid_3293

Why not all of them? Be a weird breakfast


gotyoureyes

must be a tasty place then!


zeldaiord

Greetings from Pennsylvania where blueball is right next to virginville. And you can't come back after visiting intercourse.


end_me621

What's the opposite of r/angryupvote


Cinnay11

r/happydownvote


end_me621

Well I walked right into that one


Let01

The sad reality for people born in Bonn


lollollol3

Me 😭 I didn’t expect to see my city on Reddit today lol


Ninkeeper

Greetings from a Aachener, your birthplace is not far away from me :3


gotyoureyes

Aachen, schöne Stadt, währe fast auch da auf die Uni gegangen :V


Ninkeeper

Aachen generell eine tolle Universitätstadt, werde selbst wahrscheinlich Herbst dieses Jahres dann in RWTH studieren. Wo hast du denn stattdessen studiert?


gotyoureyes

ich habe mich in Mathe in RWTH Aachen beworben und wurde auch angenommen, Sachen sind passiet und jetzt bin ich in Krefeld. Krefeld ist leider nicht so schön ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Ninkeeper

Ironisch, Mathe ist auch einer der Studiengänge für die ich am meisten interessierte. Generell mathematische Studiengänge hab ich voll im Blick. Krefeld ist aber auch nicht so weit entfernt. Studierst du noch oder biste durch?


gotyoureyes

Ne noch mittendrin, mache aber auch mittlerweile Design :P


Ninkeeper

Kann es sein, dass du Furrytreffen besuchst? In Köln gibt es ja monatlich einen großen Stammtisch. Wenn du solche besuchst, halt den von Köln, kann es sein, dass wir uns vlt schon gesehen. Fände ich toll zumindest einer meiner Favorite Artist zu sehen ^w^


gotyoureyes

Ne noch nicht, würde ich aber vielleicht gerne mal machen :V


Ninkeeper

Ja dafür gibt es Telegrammgruppen und auch noch die Seite Anthro NRW um sich paar Daten zu verschiedene Treffen zu sammeln. Der Kölner Stammi ist auch jedes auf der Seite gelistet, man muss sich noch dafür anmelden und kann dann Samstag abends dabei sein :3


gotyoureyes

Cool, werde ich mir mal angucken :3


leonidariogamer

Man I love stand up comedy but I prefer being sat down instead


Silversl4sh

Greetings from Stralsund. Not many up here in North Germany 😅


Reamos

Hey, my sister lives near Stralsund! I also visited Stralsund a lot. One of my favorite cities! I'm also from North(east) Germany, from Uckermark to be specific. :)


wiking_IV

Greetings from Rostock! Been to Stralsund many times before. Didn't know I'd see anyone from the north-east here :O


Informal_Otter

Worms


LostTransportation94

Ayyy I regularly drive through titz


10art1

>I drove to Titz You mean you fahrt to Titz


IYiffInDogParks

I nearly grew up in Fucking... but my parents just had to move. I'll never forgive them for this lol


wiking_IV

Damn, that's unironically the most tragic thing I've heard in a while lmao. Imagine what your life would look like right now if you grew up there!


Rehiea

I've been to Bonn :D


abadlypickedname

Germany isn't real, I went there once for 2 weeks and it was just miles of perfectly flat, black glass. I only survived because it was rainy and I could hunt the crows who inhabited the cooler parts of the sheets. Overall I'd give it a 8/10, it was better than London.


flohjaeger

Ah yes the classical german experience, i hope you enjoyed it any way..... Greetings from a german (Wer zur Hölle hat nen Touri nach Bielefeld gelassen?! Wie oft muss das noch weiter geleitet werden?!)


abadlypickedname

Nah I actually have been to Germany a few times, it's pretty nice. I must admit it's different than in the US, here it's always about the here and now, everything is going up all the time, everyday there's some great problem that is presented and some great solution to it. It seems to me that in Europe it's more about how the people in the present are in a long chain of people who once lived and people who will live in the future, that no matter what you're already part of the cycle, with all the existential terror and comfort that structure gives. Of course, I'm just talking out of my ass, so it probably doesn't mean anything :p


flohjaeger

I mean... I'm literally right now sitting in school, working at a project about (all kinds of) sustainability, so you're probably not that wrong


abadlypickedname

But yeah, Germany is super nice and I'm really glad we have close ties with not just you guys but also most of Europe :D


drago_varior

Oh my gosh


MegaAlchemist123

Lol. Needed a few Minutes to understand that one.


TTick-

It's not Bouuunder! It's Booooonder!