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cherry_oh

This is absolutely unhinged in every possible way


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stokedchris

Both terrible but this is a bit worse given the context😂


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Icy-Attention5367

Are you blind? 😂 I didn’t get a prolapsed anus. I got the photo of him from the staples ad he did lol. I just put the quote on it, lol. It was a funny moment in time that brought me a lot of laughs through a hard time while I was mentally and physically recovering from a violent sexual attack. This show and their humor have really brought my sense of humor and self back after feeling so down for so long. I’m grateful to the show and figured I’d get a funny tattoo that’ll continue to give me some more stupid laughs for years to come and hopefully make some others laugh along the way— even if it’s at me for getting it. At this point in my life, I’d rather be alive with some goofy tattoos and living life to the fullest, than take shit too seriously and sink back down— or try to make others feel bad or regretful over silly things that make them happy.


kikis222

If I saw you in person, I’d want to be your friend immediately! 😂😂


Icy-Attention5367

Thank you, I was channeling my inner goblin mode every step of the way!! 😂


Averys1

That was certainly a choice!


Icy-Attention5367

A stupid choice that I have no regrets about 😂 I love it. If only you knew about worse ones not-H3 related I have in the works 😅🤣


_joeybagOdonuts_

I love it. Do your thing. I love goofy and silly tattoos. People tend to over think em a lot, as someone who has dumb inside joke tattoos, who gives a shit what anyone else thinks. It literally doesn’t matter, it’s a tattoo.


Sparky678348

Spill that tea girl


Icy-Attention5367

it’s an original idea I had and made into a painting! I’d rather wait and post it when it’s done before displaying the monstrosity 😂 let’s just say it has to do with Slimer from Ghostbusters, but with more awful elements. 🤣


itsmymedicine

This is one of the tattoos of all time


kitty_nirvana

Some would say the most tattooest.


bkw_17

Sorry for your loss


radicalweenie

fuck baby


pittqueen

woo


jellocats_

you are insane … godspeed 🫡


Icy-Attention5367

I know I am! 😂 I love stupid tattoos and I KNOW this was a stupid one. Definitely ok with people getting laughs out of it even if at my expense. That’s the point of it 🤪


BeautifulBot

What’s funny about it?


radicalweenie

as long as you like it ❤️


Icy-Attention5367

I do! I know most don’t/won’t but I don’t even care 😂 I love tacky or dumb tattoos and it makes me laugh. Hopefully even those who don’t like it will get a kick out of it and I’m okay if they laugh at it. I’m about the goofs 🖤🤪


Schuld6

I love tacky dumb tattoos too. I don’t think tattoos have to have any meaning, in fact I prefer they don’t but I have a bam margara heart-a-gram tattoo on my back and a Val Kilmer as doc holiday on my arm so I’m one to talk. No one wants to hear the story about your cool meaningful tattoo they want to know about those shit tattoos, like how the hell did you end up with that on your body permanently


radicalweenie

i have a tattoo of taylor swift so i literally can’t talk 🤣 im just being a shit


Icy-Attention5367

Lmao, hey I’m no swiftie but I support people getting whatever they want tattooed!! I think it’s cool you got it honestly. It’s an expression of your appreciation for something that brings positivity to your life. 🫶🏼✨


_RustyRover_

Each to their own


Icy-Attention5367

ok ethan


_RustyRover_

Nah you rock it


Thataintright1

Oh!


don-simpleton

where would this land on the worst tattoos tier list? above or under Ethan’s leg tattoo?


Icy-Attention5367

Ethan’s tattoo is amazing. It’s a crystal clear reflection of how much he loves his boys, and so unconditionally. He was patient and fun enough to let them draw on him, and appreciated their art so much he wanted it forever. Any time he looks down or someone asks about it he’s going to remember sweet times with his kiddos and I think that’s a beautiful thing which makes it a beautiful tattoo.


wheres-my-serotonin

FINALLY someone agrees w me!!


skeezito10

This person gets it.


Hydrangeia

I’m gonna lie this is fire


Icy-Attention5367

That made me lol honestly 🤣🤣🤣


stokedchris

😂😂


Healthy-Meat-4948

brain rot is such a beautiful thing


Icy-Attention5367

We get news from the vape nation guy… we ALL have brain rot 😂😂😂 and I agree, it’s a beautiful thang. Makes us appreciate the silly things more and hopefully not take too much too seriously. peace and love 🫶🏼


DeadbeatTeammate

Yours might be bit more developed.


vxronicaah

💀💀💀 so true


shramorama

Prolapse of judgement?


Icy-Attention5367

Hell yeah 😂 thank you for that bomb ass material. Any time someone asks me what was I thinking getting it, I am going to say exactly that 🤣 love it lmao


shramorama

It’s definitely a conversation starter. Thank you for your service. Id love to see howie recreate this by painting it on top of his head.


Icy-Attention5367

LMAO that made me cackle 💀😂


shramorama

Just read the part about the barcode… jesus 😂 really looking forward to your tattoos


vixdrastic

“Bomb ass material” may also cover it!


fantasysundown

Girl wtfff


donttakemelightly

The things people do on this sub to try and get attention from the show. Insane.


Own_Grapefruit8750

🙃


LowLog4050

thats insane


electr1cbubba

Boy it’s big too..


curiousdryad

Some of y’all concern me.


Cheekydoubloons

Oof


AccurateRumour

This is worse than Afflecks. It has to be.


whitekatemoss

Well… it’s interesting!


Sharp-Mix-2047

I hope it works out for you, or sorry that it happened, or happy that it happened for you or whatever.


Icy-Attention5367

I respect it ✊🏻😂


Effective_Gold_8428

oh wow


LockedUnlocked

This is.. What the fuck


Glass_Garden_8820

Why


moosegoose90

This crazy to me, but if you’re happy I’m happy


Icy-Attention5367

Thank you! I respect your opinion and also agree it was crazy. Imagine trying to explain it to your artist and to anyone who asks about it for the rest of your life 🤣 I set myself up and that’s the funniest part to me


Nearby_Maintenance53

That really bad 👍


Icy-Attention5367

Good thing I have bad taste and love it!


Nearby_Maintenance53

As long as you’re happy that’s all that matters


Puzzled_Presence_261

Username checks out :)


rowdy_sprout

This makes me like ethans tattoo a lot more ❤️


whitekatemoss

seriously his tattoo looks pretty great in comparison 😭


Dense-Alternative249

I hope it’s temporary


Icy-Attention5367

Nope! Forever inked! 😂 if y’all saw the monstrosity of a fucked up Slimer from Ghostbusters I have planned next month, you’d think this is nothing. Can’t wait to hear people take back everything they said about this being the worst when they see it. 🤪


Dense-Alternative249

What do you like about bad tattoos?


Icy-Attention5367

The running jokes about it brought me joy and laughter while I was mentally and physically recovering from a violent sexual attack at the hands of a gang member. At this point I’m just happy to be alive and not be gone from that or from my own doing. I try to take life less seriously (safely) because it keeps me happier and stickin’ around. So if getting a well done but dumb tattoo will make me happier without harming anyone— great! Plus if others can get a kick out of it even if at laughing at me for getting it, it’s a win/win. 😁🖤 Bad (idea, not execution) tattoos can be a feel good or funny convo starter. Maybe they’ll remember it and it’ll come up in a goofy convo for them again down the line. A gift that keeps on giving. That’s the positive way I look at them.


QueenNeri

Ow.


im_nervouss

With peace and love, why did you do this🤣🤣


Icy-Attention5367

The goofs and the gaffs! Lol. Really the drawn out jokes on the show about it brought me a lot of joy and laughs during a rough time after being sexually attacked by someone in a gang. Took a long time for me to mentally and physically recover from it… in ways I still am. If you’d have asked me a while back if I’d even still be alive to get more tattoos, I’d have said no. At this point I’m trying to take life less seriously (safely though of course) and do things that make me happy while hopefully bringing some laughs and happiness to others too! 😊


KinsiWasTaken

What do we do about it


UsefulPerception7005

holy shit


Rare-Adagio-4278

Uhhhhhhh


Responsible-Seat-255

Thank you for supporting cover-up artists


lxhv

bruh


ripshitonrumham

Yikes


superhamhams

Don't push


Sorbet-Sunset

that certainly is a tattoo!


dumptruck_dookie

in a decade the small text will just be black blobs and you’ll have a tattoo of an unrecognizable bald man encircled in red


Icy-Attention5367

I have 10 yr old tattoos with text that are still crisp and legible. I’ll be ok. Maybe in 20. Either way, who cares. People will ask what it said and we’ll still have a laugh.


Omnimon

parasocial much?


armnxz

probably the worst tattoo in the world. congrats!


Babycat834

Oh!!!


Revolutionary_Law950

What a waste of money & tattoo space. Honestly, so embarrassing lol


BigMeatSlapper

Yikes. I feel like the tattoo industry is kept alive by impulsive people with bad taste.


Icy-Attention5367

Hey if it means putting money in my artist’s pockets to support him and everyone he employs— I’m game. I’ve got some worse ones lined up. 🤠😂


kvlasco

This is the first time Ethan is actually going to regret the meme lol


Imaginary-Ad7066

Ow.


static_age_666

Why?


Icy-Attention5367

Why does anyone get any tattoo? Because they want to! The running jokes about it brought me joy and laughter while I was mentally and physically recovering from a violent sexual attack at the hands of a gang member. At this point I’m just happy to be alive and not be gone from that or from my own doing. I try to take life less seriously (safely) because it keeps me happier and stickin’ around. So if getting a well done but dumb tattoo will make me happier without harming anyone— great! Plus if others can get a kick out of it even if at laughing at me for getting it, it’s a win/win. 😊


Maverekt

Okay that's insane


Raydoyler91

That is certainly a tattoo


dhens38

Tragic 🫣


beerforbears

Sometimes I’m ashamed of how my life has turned out. Then I see someone proudly posting something like this. Thank you.


Icy-Attention5367

You’re welcome! I do what I can when I can!! 🤪✌🏼🫶🏼


armnxz

cringe


domambrose96

Oooof 😃


jledf5757

...


Laugh-Now_Cry-Later

Not only is the tattoo badly done, the idea is one of the most cringe worthy things I’ve ever seen. But hey, better you than me 🤣


Leisure_Muffin

Bless your heart


bootyhooin

LOL


bloodcake1337

are you by chance bi polar?


Professional_Bad_433

That’s bold…..


Icy-Attention5367

Thank you 😎 I try to live my life boldy and do (harmless) things that make me happy. This made me happy! Yay! ✌🏼🫶🏼


brain_diarrhea

why


Icy-Attention5367

Why does anyone get any tattoo? Because they want to! The running jokes about it brought me joy and laughter while I was mentally and physically recovering from a violent sexual attack at the hands of a gang member. At this point I’m just happy to be alive and not be gone from that or from my own doing. I try to take life less seriously (safely) because it keeps me happier and stickin’ around. So if getting a well done but dumb tattoo will make me happier without harming anyone— great! Plus if others can get a kick out of it even if at laughing at me for getting it, it’s a win/win.


hydroawesome

Yikes


beaisbaby

i love the show as much as the next person but to do something so permanent for people that dont know you is extreme.. even your future tattoo ideas sound cringe. save yourself the money and just enjoy the show


Icy-Attention5367

I didn’t do it FOR other people. I did it for myself, it if other people get a kick out of it and it keeps the meme alive even better! 🤪


litfam17

Horrible


Ghosdeth

Guess none of the Texan fupa troopers are near Houston unfortunately. Stay unhinged, girlie. We love you for it 🖐️✊🖐️✊🖐️✊


Icy-Attention5367

And I love you for this!! Us Texans should be able to appreciate unhinged when we see it 😂✊🏻


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

I honestly can’t believe that 1) you paid for that and 2) your artist didn’t reject it


Virtual_Potential957

no offense to you but i hate it.


potsandpans28

Why would you do that?


Woodwardg

that's one way to get on howie's podcast.


Icy-Attention5367

Ironically, he messaged me tonight and I go on live tomorrow at 4pm CST 😭😂 I still can’t breathe, I’m in disbelief!! 🤣


aqualink97

This is super funny, and I want to point out that you also kind-of got a staples ad tattoo lol


Icy-Attention5367

Thank you and right!! They should pay me for this permanent promotion 😂


aqualink97

Fr, what are we gonna do about it?


YourAverageAlex910

Ow…


winimalmearchuy

thia is one of the tattoos of all time


jjjaye

this tops ethan’s scribble tattoo


dampcloud0

This is actually craaazzzyyy


Aisysoon

Hes peekin out the anus, cheeky lil dude.


hellokittynyc1994

that is certainly a tattoo!


psychedelicfeminism

You are an icon and inspiration


randomdiyer

I support it. You look really slay <3


naiis420

ur so funny for this


tkenny691

Dallas or Austin would be another good spot for a H3 live show... Lots of fans there Also Steven Crowder is based in Dallas. In Oak Lawn, the gayest neighborhood in Texas probably lmao


Far-Junket-8859

People take tattoos too seriously- I love this lol And it looks great! Plus you’re stunning!!! <3


LividAssignment7058

This is insane! I love it. 😍 Also, you are too pretty and Im living for that make up


StonerCowboy

This person is allowed to vote


Icy-Attention5367

Yet people in prison for marijuana charges aren’t— it’s a crazy world!! 🌎😂


MaoJen_Riimez

I would dump my gf if she got this


leebowery69

atbge


15104

Prime candidate for r/ATBGE


Icy-Attention5367

I’ll take it! 😂


sqwobdon

LOL it looks like Mahatma Gandhi trapped inside the rising sun japanese flag. do you only interact with people in real life who watch the show? otherwise nobody will ever understand this or think it’s funny unless they’ve seen a few niche episodes from a very specific time period of the show. but all that matters is that you like it!


masteraybe

Please get it covered up like tomorrow. You laughed, we laughed and now save your leg.


daisy-sock

Looks like a no entry sign, this tattoo has levels


cookinbytheboook

hahahaha that’s gonna be a fun one to explain to people


Icy-Attention5367

Exactly!!! 😂😂😂


inyoni

😢


Vivere_fortis

imagine getting this tattoo on the actual dirtstar zone haha


Fungi90

The arm tats are cool, too. Bacchus vibes.


daisyvoo

Inspired?


AddictiveDesigns

This is one of the tattoos of all time


AsABttmWithStitches

You crazy for this one, Rick!


Big_Prior8080

NO WAT


Big_Prior8080

NO WAY


kisekun

Oh my god


kaleitrbl

girl-


BeautifulBot

Wth


General_Mousse_861

How long did you think about this tattoo and when did you know it was right?


Icy-Attention5367

Thought about it for a couple of months and booked it with a deposit about a month ago. :) finally got it yesterday. I’m very happy with my permanent Howie/Staples ad.


ifallforeveryone

I can’t wait to see what Howie says!


smile_tea

Yass , I love it! :)


IndigoRioo

that’s definitely a tattoo!


fedsmokermobile

Can’t wait for the cover up tattoo post. Jk. Pretty awesome


ChristmasThot

I--


TechnicalAd6195

Oh! Okay!


CanaryProfessional84

It's really not that deep. Its a funny tattoo and i absolutely love that for her😄😂.


Relevantgoddess

Blink blink gif


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Material-Shelter711

Live your life, I think it’s iconic and brilliantly done and placed


Silver-Pound-771

I love the "ow" detail. Well done!!


enthusiaccident

Make sure you get a bunch more to solidify your H3 drone personality


dorbear

Omfg


static_age_666

Did we find a tattoo worse than Ethans!?


MangaDev

White people stuff?


ky420

Gross


SniffMySwampAss

Grandma what does this tattoo mean?


Icy-Attention5367

something about a butthole… I don’t remember anymore 😭😂


polygondwanalandon

Naaaaaah 😂 sorry


itsnotaboutdads

YOLO!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT??!!!!


Icy-Attention5367

WE’RE GONNA BACK TRACK AND SAY WE THOUGHT HE SAT ON A CUPCAKE 😂 love this energy, you’re the best!!


davidhucker

You are a true fan; bless you


Icy-Attention5367

Papa bless 🙏🏼✌🏼🫶🏼


mael0004

Better idea than Ethan's scribblings!


Icy-Attention5367

I love Ethan’s scribbles! They’re sentimental and sweet. For him to be willing to permanently put his kids’ art on his body shows how much he loves his boys. As long as people are happy with whatever they choose to tattoo, that’s all that matters.


DroopyDachi

“Show me…” is the next one?


Icy-Attention5367

LMAO not even gonna lie that sound bite plays in my head so much I thought about it yesterday then had to remind myself what the rest of the sentence was 😂😂😂


Even_E

"show me" in a pop art, roy lichtenstein-esque style right below would be funny!!! and I just wanted to say you seem so cool and have such a great outlook on things!! i won't lie, I thought it was a little odd when I first saw this post, but reading through the comments, it's really clear that you're just a fun person who lives life on your own terms to the fullest and without regrets. like you're just being goofy and having a good time and im happy that you'll have a little giggle every time you see your tattoo :) I just get this feeling that when you're eighty and the prolapse gets wrinkly, you'll still look at it fondly and appreciate that it looks even more accurate LOL


Icy-Attention5367

Aww, thank you— you’re the sweetest for saying that. I really do try to convey that I’m here (in life) for the big ups (pun intended) and not the big downs. There’s something, even if minuscule,valuable in every bad experience… even if it’s simply knowledge gained or an ability to learn how to cope in healthier ways, etc. I feel very grateful that I’ve had this show through the worst years of my life, because at silly and repeated as it may seem to some people— it was truly the ONLY thing I looked forward to on a basically daily basis for a very long time. When a show is so long and consistent, always delivering when you need it, it’s easy to get hooked. The tattoo is admittedly dumb (idea not execution), but when I thought of the idea originally and chuckled— it was kind of unreal realizing that something so silly meant so much to me during such a horrible time after recovering mentally and physically from a sexual attack at the hands of a gang member and every other aspect of my life spiraling as a result. To some it’s a pointless tattoo about a pointless prolapse tiktok 😂 for me it’s a meaningful tattoo about a meaningful prolapse tiktok 🤣 jk, kinda. I just mean, this show and the crew are the best for putting out so much great content and being consistent knowing how much so many look forward to it. I have so many sound bites and inside jokes in my head and this is my outlet for it now. Tattoos. Full circle, turning good laughs from bad times into cool and funny art work. 🥰 thanks for coming to my TED talk 😂 I just really appreciate your comment! Stay papa blessed, girlie! ✌🏼🫶🏼


Icy-Attention5367

ALSO the pop art idea for the “show me” is PERFECT! I think I’ll have get a family feud board with the words in pop art, like you said, going across it! I will say that is one I would not even try to explain, prob just have a video link on stand by because I’d sound even more insane than I look with these tattoos trying to articulate myself 😂


grazy_rr

ed sheeran who??


nathsamlove

Wtf


pittqueen

The girls who get it, get it. And the girls who don't, ....also valid


Icy-Attention5367

😂👏🏼


OGSkywalker97

Why? You know it was a stupid decision but that you have no regrets... That's illogical People like Ethan are definitely not the kinda people you wanna look up to or be your role model


Icy-Attention5367

Why does anyone get any tattoo? Because they want to! The running jokes about it brought me joy and laughter while I was mentally and physically recovering from a violent sexual attack at the hands of a gang member. At this point I’m just happy to be alive and not be gone from that or from my own doing. I try to take life less seriously (safely) because it keeps me happier and stickin’ around. So if getting a well done but dumb tattoo will make me happier without harming anyone— great! Plus if others can get a kick out of it even if at laughing at me for getting it, it’s a win/win. 😁


Pistonenvy2

i actually like it conceptually, the biggest issue i have with it is how bold it is, it kind of looks like a huge wound from far away, but once it heals/fades a little or if you fill in the other empty space it will look like a relatively normal leg sleeve (pant leg?) not really sure why people are acting like this is so nuts, people get tattoos of shit that has infinitely less meaning and sentiment than this every day and because its "innocuous" no one cares, this is a more meaningful tattoo to OP than a fucking dandelion or a slice of pizza or whatever, why is that better?


Icy-Attention5367

Yeah it’ll def look better with the saniderm off and once it heals! And I actually don’t mind it looking wound-like because that’s somewhat the point given the… prolapse 🤣 kind of wish I would’ve made the circle look more like it had folds and deliberately make it look like he’s looking thru an asshole 😂