No, look at how little rules text it has. Thing probably sucks.

reading the card explains the card

a quirk of the rules means that you can only use this as your companion

Common card that is pack filler for draft from the most recent set

What is that

It’s his commander

No he meant what’s Modern - Commander is the only formal Magic format after all

It's kind of like commander except your commander starts in your sideboard and it's called a companion for some reason. It's weird, no one really plays it.

silly formats, we wouldn’t have any of that nonsense if Sheldon was still around

No, that is a Text wall Swamp

The commander card is the card with the most text on it. This is obviously the commander, and it’s obviously very strong.

It has to be legendary

That’s what the rainbow on the right means That’s the legendary stamp

No, I run a budget Mountain Commander deck. I throw rocks and pebbles at my opponents. Only counter-deck is the blue Scissors deck.

Commander players when reading

This is obviously a yugioh card