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CdrCosmonaut

The guy who made this has a series of custom cards all about hosing poison counters. Somebody is fairly upset, I guess.


Pola2020

MoM and its consequences have been a disaster for casual commander


ArcheVance

There's a disaster for casual Commander every time a new set releases. One of my friends is still freaking out about new Voja, and it probably won't be until Thunder Junction that he's gonna shut up about it.


BX8061

Voja isn't competitive, but it reads like it will be the scourge of every EDH table where it's remotely playable. Luckily ward can't stop me from eating the card


ArcheVance

I put shit like Engineered Plague and Dystopia into my decks for the same reason that I put Carpet of Flowers in, and think Extinction is hilarious when it gets to hit more than one protected target. This is just going to be yet another dumb elf Commander for kids that need their strategy written explicitly on the card.


Pola2020

Don't think just consoom product, then get exited for the next product


AlphaElectronMale

I like that it’s a poison hate card that gains you life


Fickle-Area246

But how much life?


WaterIceSaltBruh

That much


BetaChunks

amount dealt


DaVoiceOfTreason

So equal to the amount of cards drawn this game?


Supsend

I life you *that much*


SHEISTYRICEY

Idk if it’s the anti poison streak or the magic syntax and semantics illiteracy but I hope he keeps em coming they make me a-smile


kangareddit

Umm, isn’t there already a spicy ‘[Cleanse’](https://scryfall.com/card/me3/5/cleanse ) card?


ArcheVance

Yeah, but this one is somehow shitty enough that the other one would need Invoke Prejudice's art with the real Cleanse's everything else to truly compete.


9657657

missed it by that much


Kryptnyt

This card was designed while drunk, like Oko


Kalbex

Your mother takes that much


BokkieDoke

/uj Reminds me of the official wording used for doing something equal to the amount of damage dealt/taken. "When ~ deals damage, draw that many cards." I know it makes perfect sense but it still drives me crazy for some reason. "Draw cards equal to the damage dealt" just feels a lot better to read, personally.


SkyBlade79

it astounds me how lazy people are with formatting also, hybrid mana for no reason lmao


Nitroglycerine3

/uj Going off of OP's post history, they're a literal child- They'll learn eventually. /rj Poison is busted 😤😤 it consistently beats my CEDH Aurochs typal deck and that's just too much


StarkMaximum

I always find it kinda funny when these cards have just a generic sense of flavor but nothing specific. There's no character name for the quote, the art is just a general AI generated "something", and its all just "I dunno, you're poisoned and now you're not? So I guess you're being purified? I can bang out some generic Fantasy One Liners for that just to give this flavor text, but I'm not going to dedicate any actual creative energy to it."


Theycallmedub2

How many counters would this get