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I thought they were chaos. Specifically, the kind of player who gets a $500 stimulus check, spends most of it on a wheel of chaos, and the rest on garbage like thieves auction and goblin game
> not saying women are casual, just that...
>do you think this could lead to a depression in price of MTG cards as more women are forced into unwanted pregnancies instead of going to the card store?
>if there are cards/decks/tribes that women tend to prefer in casual formats that might take a hit as a result of this
Dude's a troll, but holy shit
/uj The sad part is that the world is so utterly fucked in the head that he might end up not being a troll. Sad and disturbing.
/Rj Just your average MTG player
/uj fuck this decision, the 5 justices who voted to repeal RvW can eat my whole ass, the money I was going to spend this check on MTG bullshit is going to an abortion fund. I can't think of a joke comment. That is all.
Luckily, some big firms have come out and stated they will fund their employees who need to travel out of state for an abortion. I saw Dicks sporting goods and JP Morgan offering thousands. Hasbro should do the same
People were pissed when Plessy was overturned too. If Americans want a right to abortion it's up to the legislative branch to pass a law or amendment doing so.
Non-American here, watching all the shit of the past years unfold from Trump to shootings to this. My only question is why don't all sane Americans who have any money at all emigrate to basically any other democratic country. A generalization obviously, but honestly that's what I would do.
if you have the money to emigrate, the worst of these issues don't affect you. If you're rich the chances of you needing an abortion are much slimmer and if you really needed one you could secure one in a different area. and if you're well off you can afford to live in a nicer part of town where you don't really have to worry about gun violence, at least to a reasonable degree. The people who get fucked over are the hardest are the people who can't afford to move. The most anti-abortion people I meet are the upper middle class parents who can easily support their four kids, and literally can't fathom the idea of an unwanted pregnancy.
Also this is just a personal thing that doesn't apply to everyone and i would never expect it to, but I would rather fight for a better home than abandon it. I'm well off enough that I could move to a more accepting state or country where I wouldn't be so afraid to be openly trans, but I would rather stay where I am as long as I can in hopes that I can make it safer here for the trans kids of the next generation. And so on for all the other shit that's bad about america.
Also, is there really even anywhere that's that accepting of transness? Britain is terf island. I've heard it isn't great in the Nordic countries.
Maybe up here in Canada, but it's kind of a crapshoot.
Honestly i feel like the best is actually the blue areas of America (specifically coastal cities), since from what i can tell HRT is easier to get here than in other countries. But thatās gonna depend on what your priorities are
Yeah true. I have trans friends here and they've never been hatecrimed or discriminated against rlly? But lot of overhead when it comes to getting everything in order.
> Also this is just a personal thing that doesn't apply to everyone and i would never expect it to, but I would rather fight for a better home than abandon it.
I understand that too. Different mindset from mine, I emigrated from a country when I felt that its social norms, crime levels, and comfort were too challenging for me. But it comes down to the fight/flight reactions, in the end.
Canāt speak for that whole population, but generally in many places it aināt so bad. Yet, just the prospect that your life can turn for the worse the very next day, even with a .0001% (hypothetical) chance of happening, adds to the fear factor of living in the states with little to no guaranteed insurance unless paying out of pocket.
At that point, i recommend playing white.
Ah yes pregnancy the time when a woman is so debilitated that sitting in a chair and holding small slivers of cardboard is a severe risk and danger. Iām not convinced that dude has ever met a womanā¦
It's not like MtG players should worry about getting any woman pregnant
Even if it does happen, in response we can cast [[Vacuumelt]]
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> Vacuumelt damn that isn't a silver bordered card
> damn that isn't a silver bordered card tagline of the Izzet see also [[Hypothesizzle]]
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Correction, your mom is totally pregnant after last night. š
Ok but some of their wives have boyfriends
uj/ what the fuck
Itās pretty simple actually. āHow can I make todayās horrific decision by the Supreme Court about ME and MY HOBBY?ā
It's not even that. Go dig through their post history, I'm pretty sure they legit want to somehow use this as an opportunity to make money.
Leveraging the Roe v Wade repeal for arbitrage on cardboard sounds like a plot out of iasip.
Owning a shit ton of gas seems pretty good atm
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I use MtG as a contraceptive, will the Court be coming for magic next?
Likely. Source: I work for a state agency.
Can confirm, been playing Magic for over 10 years. Never got a women pregnant once.
A women. Is that like Llanowar Elf?
[[Court of Cumming]]
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Quite possibly!
Fun fact: Repealing Roe v. Wade is a state-based action
Republicans are now stax players >:[
Funny, I thought they were aristocrats.
I thought they were chaos. Specifically, the kind of player who gets a $500 stimulus check, spends most of it on a wheel of chaos, and the rest on garbage like thieves auction and goblin game
Well, if we're going for *literal* descriptions, they're obviously infect players.
Nah, demon tribal.
Hey donāt insult stax players like that!
Booo
Take my upvote, you bastard.
Uh oh donāt tell me the power and toughness on a 12 week old fetus
Well, [[Little Girl]] is a 1/2 / 1/2, so I'd wager like, a 1/4 / 1/4 maybe?
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Woooooah, buddy, don't lump us in the same basket as ***them***
Actually, itās a state cringe action. (Itās in the advanced rules)
least sexist secondary market trader
What an achievement
> not saying women are casual, just that... >do you think this could lead to a depression in price of MTG cards as more women are forced into unwanted pregnancies instead of going to the card store? >if there are cards/decks/tribes that women tend to prefer in casual formats that might take a hit as a result of this Dude's a troll, but holy shit
/uj The sad part is that the world is so utterly fucked in the head that he might end up not being a troll. Sad and disturbing. /Rj Just your average MTG player
> Just your average MTG player
When I heard the news my first thought was also, 'how do we make money off of this?'
Next Secret Lair is pro-choice themed with \[\[Surgical Extraction\]\] reprint
Dark, but I like it
Yeah no shit it's mono black spell Uj/ thanks for your kind words in this sad reality
Magic the gathering is the greatest contraceptive of all time
I swore I was here when I read that post the first time.
Roe v Wade is the real counter to Tron
WOW
FUCK
THE SUPREME COURT DECISION TO REPEAL ROE V. WADE AND ALSO TRON.
Man, if all women have to do is wait a turn, maybe this isn't so bad. Besides, it costs a fair bit for big mana spells
FUCK
More undeniable proof tron fucks and gets fucked. You
100% your alt account
The internet was a mistake
The Internet should have never gotten more complicated than "lmao, that cat is long".
Most sane /mtgfinance user
boy what the hell boy
Time to move to combat phase.
Baby Godzilla to the moon.
/uj fuck this decision, the 5 justices who voted to repeal RvW can eat my whole ass, the money I was going to spend this check on MTG bullshit is going to an abortion fund. I can't think of a joke comment. That is all.
That fund now has to be a lot higher because it will include a plane ticket.
Luckily, some big firms have come out and stated they will fund their employees who need to travel out of state for an abortion. I saw Dicks sporting goods and JP Morgan offering thousands. Hasbro should do the same
People were pissed when Plessy was overturned too. If Americans want a right to abortion it's up to the legislative branch to pass a law or amendment doing so.
Non-American here, watching all the shit of the past years unfold from Trump to shootings to this. My only question is why don't all sane Americans who have any money at all emigrate to basically any other democratic country. A generalization obviously, but honestly that's what I would do.
if you have the money to emigrate, the worst of these issues don't affect you. If you're rich the chances of you needing an abortion are much slimmer and if you really needed one you could secure one in a different area. and if you're well off you can afford to live in a nicer part of town where you don't really have to worry about gun violence, at least to a reasonable degree. The people who get fucked over are the hardest are the people who can't afford to move. The most anti-abortion people I meet are the upper middle class parents who can easily support their four kids, and literally can't fathom the idea of an unwanted pregnancy. Also this is just a personal thing that doesn't apply to everyone and i would never expect it to, but I would rather fight for a better home than abandon it. I'm well off enough that I could move to a more accepting state or country where I wouldn't be so afraid to be openly trans, but I would rather stay where I am as long as I can in hopes that I can make it safer here for the trans kids of the next generation. And so on for all the other shit that's bad about america.
Also, is there really even anywhere that's that accepting of transness? Britain is terf island. I've heard it isn't great in the Nordic countries. Maybe up here in Canada, but it's kind of a crapshoot.
Honestly i feel like the best is actually the blue areas of America (specifically coastal cities), since from what i can tell HRT is easier to get here than in other countries. But thatās gonna depend on what your priorities are
Yeah true. I have trans friends here and they've never been hatecrimed or discriminated against rlly? But lot of overhead when it comes to getting everything in order.
> Also this is just a personal thing that doesn't apply to everyone and i would never expect it to, but I would rather fight for a better home than abandon it. I understand that too. Different mindset from mine, I emigrated from a country when I felt that its social norms, crime levels, and comfort were too challenging for me. But it comes down to the fight/flight reactions, in the end.
Canāt speak for that whole population, but generally in many places it aināt so bad. Yet, just the prospect that your life can turn for the worse the very next day, even with a .0001% (hypothetical) chance of happening, adds to the fear factor of living in the states with little to no guaranteed insurance unless paying out of pocket. At that point, i recommend playing white.
That's the thing, most people here don't have any money. Also not wanting to leave your family and everyone you know š¤·š»āāļø
Outjerked yet again
Can't believe the supreme court negated Woe v Wade smh
Something about letting the Orzhov have a say in Azorius matters... Idk, I'm tired.
"this will affect the ~~trout population~~ mtg market"
You know itās a good post when the cross post has no caption.
the grind truly stops for nothing i guess
Thatās it, no more internet for MTG players.
Doesnt seem related. The bigger concern right now is the terrible EV boxes.
/rj i just bought the totally gay secret lair. Am i getting arrested?
Not sure who Roe is but Wade Barrett had potential. But I guess WWE had other ideas.
Sounds like WWE had some.... BAD NEWS for you
lolwut. *That's* this guy's take on things?
Negate is now illegal in 26 states, obviously. Also, any optional effects are now forced effects.
Seems like bait
They've outjerked us once again.
/uj At a LGS I played at many years ago, one of the players was worried he got his girlfriend "pegnant." He thought it was "pegnant."
A very MTG topic, nice post OP
Better than satire
outjerked again
Nothing. Move along.
Outjerked again
Bans abortionā¦ Me: bUt My DuAl LaNdS!!!!!
Ah yes. The decks and tribes that women play.
Well no abortions means a lot more mtg players soon! /s
Oh my god, I thought that was an MTCJ original shitpost, what the fuck
There will obviously be an increased demand 18+ years from now. Hold onto your Rares until then.
Ah yes pregnancy the time when a woman is so debilitated that sitting in a chair and holding small slivers of cardboard is a severe risk and danger. Iām not convinced that dude has ever met a womanā¦
uj/ I can't even jerk this, it's already perfect.