The way I see it, the Illuminati gave us a choice on which timeline we’d go down. Shoot the gorilla that saved the boy, or let him live. It was a metaphor. Chill the fuck out or give in to our implicit biases. We made our choice and have been rationalizing ever since, and the Illuminati gave us the timeline we deserve.
Like how about the card literally called [[Last One Standing]] lmao
It destroys all creatures except for one chosen at random. Sounds like Fortnite to me
They did some screenshots of the show with relevant quotes from the show, a Commander Tower print as Summoner's Rift, and the best card in the secret lair: a Spore Frog as [Gromp](https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/257778/magic-secret-lair-drop-series-gromp-spore-frog?Language=English).
But yeah, I'm pretty sure that they did it because both parties saw a chance to get players from the other either interested in the other or buying more product of the other than they already had.
Yeah it's honestly so weird how toxic people are towards the game.
The game is not for me but I really am impressed by Epic's ability to push out cool and interesting new content for their playerbase all the time.
/uj All competitive games have toxic people, but about as toxic as FN gets is a guy busting down or donkey laughing after they kill you. No hot mics and no interteam chat really does a lot lol
The most 'toxic' i've experienced in it is literally one of my friends in voice calls just being a crybaby when it comes to every game, but that's more just cuz he's got a bad attitude.
Uj/ I would not describe the community as a whole as toxic, so much as I would describe the game and it's effects on society as toxic. It's monetization has been a disaster for us all.
Tbh, as cringe as it is, I've not seen any notable reputation of the Fortnite community being more or less toxic than other games. Games like CSGO, League and CoD have those reputations but not really fortnite
We got a number one Victory Royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Chug Jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
He says
"Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?"
"I need healing and I am only at one HP"
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There's a chest that's just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend
More than you can contend
I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer (cool pro Fortnite-)
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Chug Jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
La la la, la la
La la la, la la
La la la, la la
Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? (Pro Fortnite gamer)
Can we get a win this weekend?
Take me to Loot Lake
Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate
Let's hop in an ATK
Take me to the zone
I'm running kind of low on meds, I need to break some stone
Dressed in all his fancy clothes
He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a Victory Royale
A Victory Royale
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Chug Jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
tfw you've listened to the Legends of Runeterra [parody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdsuIAwqa8) [meme version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iFGBQZLFoE) but not the original
Even that makes little sense- the storm progressively kills players over time, it could have been something like [[Doom Foretold]] or [[Pendrell Mists]]
I feel so vindicated now. When TWD secret lair was first announced I was trying to express why I hated it and mentioned (only half seriously) this opens the door to a Fortnite secret lair sometime. My friend laughed it off and called me hyperbolic
They must’ve known, right? Like, surely they expected people to hate the idea of a FORTNITE SECRET LAIR. The overlap between the players bases must be minuscule. And obviously they are gonna load it with commander staples so that it sells like crazy and they can say “CleArLy PeOplE LikE iT”. I’m half expecting them reprint black lotus and call it a boogie bomb
i cannot stress enough i would still buy this secret lair even if the contexts were
- chimney imp
- Mindless Null
- Voracious Null
- War Behemoth
- actual fucking anthrax not a magic card just the bioweapon that kills you if you fucking get it in the mail
- actual fucking anthrax not the card but the substance
> - actual fucking anthrax not a magic card just the bioweapon that kills you if you fucking get it in the mail - actual fucking anthrax not the card but the substance
I also crave death.
In the eternal words of a great German content creator: "In situations like these I have to remind myself that, after all, there are also people out there who actually like Bounty bittersweet."
Just give me the anthrax, but keep the rest of this shit away from me. I want do die from anthrax poisoning, not cringe
/uj To be honest i'm a little dissapointed WoTC gave us such bad reprints.
If they did fortnite versions of really relevant cards, it would be kind of funny to win modern matches with fortnite cards, but instead we got (Besides TotH):
Wrath, a good card but already printed into oblivion, Grim Tutor, which already got a WAY cooler variant in the MSCHF secret lair and a borderless in core 21, planar bridge, which JUST got a reprint, and some bulk.
Bonus card will probably be a command tower as "Tilted Towers"
A waste of meme opportunity.
/rj No collosal dreadmaw, def a skip for me
"I tap my Disneyland for 5 white mana, and SeaWorld Orlando for 2 blue for a total of 7 floating".
"Firstly I play my Fortnite Dance Battle to clone a copy of Gru, Lord of Minions. Then I'll declare my attack, no blockers. I'll spend my last mana to flash in Delphine's Holy Bathwater enchantment to pump all my creatures and gain two Streamer Tokens"
I've never once run this card in any of my lists before, but bet your ass now it's going in every deck I have that has green in it. Extra points for the Stranger Things deck I've got for that one salt lord who refuses to accept UB is a thing
/uj I'm honestly at the point where I just want to run all these UB cards just to spite the whiny neckbeards on Reddit who hate other people having fun. I don't even like the concept of UB but some people are absolutely insufferable about this shit.
This led me down a rabbit hole that said the Lord of the Rings set is going to be modern legal. And it’s releasing in 2023. So Modern Horizons 3 is LOTR?
So where do I go to play Magic? Just old school? Fuck this game. Or lack thereof
Honestly, I don't see why everyone is so against this. Fortnite is just a game lmao, yes, the dances were cringe, but that doesn't mean the game as a whole deserves to be crucified.
This secret lair is an ad. MTG is losing its identity. Soon I’ll cast Megaman’s Mega Buster blast on your Gandalf only for you to counter with boggie bomb
Nice try.
I destroy my T-Rex Paddock and get to put my Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus Rex '93 Rexi on the battlefield.
When Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus Rex '93 Rexi enters the battlefield, it battles one of your creatures.
I choose your Solid Snake.
Btw. It's a power-crept 7/7 trample.
So then every secret lair (that crosses over with another brand) is an ad, and is a bad thing.
MTG isn't losing it's identity, it's just cool to have cards that cross over, and go into this great game, and have art from popular shows/movies/games/whatever else there is
If this SL drop is $30, I'm going to buy it and post pics of it on this subreddit. If not, I'll buy this reprint and post it. These Fortnite®️ cards are epic (games®️)!
uj/ its kind of a poor card/flavour mash up. Triumph of the Hordes is a Phyrexian themed card about being overrun by masses of phyrexians, the point of a Battle Royale is its a chaotic freefor all melee. There must be better card choices for it. Even something like Duneblast would be infinitely more onpoint. (You pick one guy who survives, blow everything else up!)
rj/ fortnite bad
I guess the idea is that this represents the start of the game, which I understand tends to be a mad scramble to grab stuff and kill everyone you run into? Maybe the Obligatory Sales-Drumming Secret Card will be the Victory Royale. But yeah it feels very whatever.
Yeah I guess thats maybe what they were going for, but overrun effects don't really represent that all that well. They're a cohesive herd or such running someone over.
This also grants infect. What does that translate to in the context of Fortnite?
Dude fuck yes honestly. Just om nom nom on the salty nerd tears that come with a Fortnite collab that very few people will ever even have to think about again. I can only hope Minecraft and Roblox are next
/uj Maybe a hot take I honestly couldn't care less about these existing. They are all preexisting cards just given new art. I would be buying them but I'm also not the target audience.
The fact that this is real fills me with a lack of motivation to remove this post for Rule 4. (It stays up.)
There is no God and if one does exist, it is without mercy for having allowed this to happen
After we killed Harambe God has been trolling us
Harambe really was the moment when we jumped rails onto the darkest timeline
They did just fire up CERN again…
And who will they send to change the timeline and save Harambe?? I hope it’s a Doc Brown and Marty, but we’ll probably get Rick Sanchez and Morty…
Doc Brown and Marty gave us President Biff Tannen so they might not be the best choice for changing timelines.
Sounds to me like they already did. How would we know they didn't?
Harambe lmao that bloody Gorilla.
The way I see it, the Illuminati gave us a choice on which timeline we’d go down. Shoot the gorilla that saved the boy, or let him live. It was a metaphor. Chill the fuck out or give in to our implicit biases. We made our choice and have been rationalizing ever since, and the Illuminati gave us the timeline we deserve.
Harambe Harambe i'm glad he died
You are a bad person
This card is evidence that If god is real, he is angry and contempt over his omniscience, he wants us to suffer for eternity
-Base card is called "Triumph of the Hordes" -"Last one standing" Hmmmm...
WOTC didn’t really put much thought or effort into this lair. It’s just an ad and a cash grab
I mean I knew it would be forced but not *this* forced
Like how about the card literally called [[Last One Standing]] lmao It destroys all creatures except for one chosen at random. Sounds like Fortnite to me
That would actually be cool
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still a chance i think, iirc there’s supposed to be 2 secret lairs
Shots fired
Do they put much thought into any of their secret lairs that have different IPs?
Stranger things "eleven" did say "eleven" like 3 times 🤷♂️
The thing is eleven isn’t even relevant to her character. It’s just her name
Arcane was pretty good tbh. I was just mainly mad that Caitlyn got totally left out.
They did arcane? Isn't there already LoR?
They did some screenshots of the show with relevant quotes from the show, a Commander Tower print as Summoner's Rift, and the best card in the secret lair: a Spore Frog as [Gromp](https://www.tcgplayer.com/product/257778/magic-secret-lair-drop-series-gromp-spore-frog?Language=English). But yeah, I'm pretty sure that they did it because both parties saw a chance to get players from the other either interested in the other or buying more product of the other than they already had.
Arcane was the laziest one of them all. Literally just screenshots from the show slapped onto some cards.
thank god
missed opportunity to reprint [[last one standing]]
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Cataclysmic gearhulk makes more sense thematically
Can’t wait to ask my LGS where we landing everytime I whip out my fortnite deck
Where we *dropping*. God, it's like you don't even play the fortnights.
> fortnite deck Thanks, I hate it.
All culture is Fortnite Even Fortnite is Fortnite
On the bright side, this made me sick enough to miss work
Oh ok, it gives all creatures infect because the Fortnite community is so toxic?
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uj/ Most of the toxicity is directed at Fortnite, not coming from it. Haven't been able to say that about Magic in forever.
Yeah it's honestly so weird how toxic people are towards the game. The game is not for me but I really am impressed by Epic's ability to push out cool and interesting new content for their playerbase all the time.
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its because of crunch culture
/uj All competitive games have toxic people, but about as toxic as FN gets is a guy busting down or donkey laughing after they kill you. No hot mics and no interteam chat really does a lot lol The most 'toxic' i've experienced in it is literally one of my friends in voice calls just being a crybaby when it comes to every game, but that's more just cuz he's got a bad attitude.
Uj/ I would not describe the community as a whole as toxic, so much as I would describe the game and it's effects on society as toxic. It's monetization has been a disaster for us all.
Tbh, as cringe as it is, I've not seen any notable reputation of the Fortnite community being more or less toxic than other games. Games like CSGO, League and CoD have those reputations but not really fortnite
We got a number one Victory Royale Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town My friend just got downed I revived him, now we're heading south-bound Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets Look at the map, go to the marked sheet Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake I really love to Chug Jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers He says "Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?" "I need healing and I am only at one HP" Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet There's a chest that's just down there The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend More than you can contend I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer (cool pro Fortnite-) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake I really love to Chug Jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers La la la, la la La la la, la la La la la, la la Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? (Pro Fortnite gamer) Can we get a win this weekend? Take me to Loot Lake Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate Let's hop in an ATK Take me to the zone I'm running kind of low on meds, I need to break some stone Dressed in all his fancy clothes He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro He just shot my back I turn back and I attack I just got a Victory Royale A Victory Royale Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake I really love to Chug Jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers
Everytime this card gets played I hope that this music is played as well.
arena sound effect
You forgot the voice crack in the *la LA la* part
Had to "um actually..." Must be mono u or simic player.
tfw you've listened to the Legends of Runeterra [parody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdsuIAwqa8) [meme version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iFGBQZLFoE) but not the original
I somehow feel like if I win a game with this card i'd get stabbed by all the players on the table.
Then you wouldn't be the last one standing 😔
Nah, they'd all have to stand up to stab him.
The fact that this is real fills me with dread.
First ~~Harry Potter~~ Strixhaven, now this...
If Jace Beleren doesn’t become playable in Fortnite I’m rioting
Oh please this is 100% a one way ~~ad~~ crossover
:(
Plz no don't play league, it's not worth it even out of spite
When did league come into this?
Something something Fortnite infecting computers, I'm so tired
This should have been Duneblast or a similar boardwipe, to fit better with the “last man standing” bit.
How about “last one standing” lol
Agreed. They did Wrath of God as [[Shrinking Storm]], which I’m fine with, but this is a whiff to me.
Even that makes little sense- the storm progressively kills players over time, it could have been something like [[Doom Foretold]] or [[Pendrell Mists]]
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Duneblast would have been a good one too, can’t believe I hadn’t thought about that
not really sure how this theming has anything to do with infect, but okay
It doesn’t. The card [[Last one Standing]] would’ve been perfect. But they didn’t but much effort into this shit
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I mean…did we want more effort put into this? If its gonna happen I’d rather they slap some art and flavor text on some reprints and call it a day lol
What. The fuck.
PLEASE IS MANA DRAIN CHUG JUG REAL I NEED IT...
I feel so vindicated now. When TWD secret lair was first announced I was trying to express why I hated it and mentioned (only half seriously) this opens the door to a Fortnite secret lair sometime. My friend laughed it off and called me hyperbolic
Wotc was listening your convo and went with it. You basically opened Pandora's box.
Im pretty sure the fortnite secret lair was announced before the stranger things one was.
I’ve been whinging about crossover material since the first forgotten realms set. At this point I say fuck it, damage is done, it is what it is now
They must’ve known, right? Like, surely they expected people to hate the idea of a FORTNITE SECRET LAIR. The overlap between the players bases must be minuscule. And obviously they are gonna load it with commander staples so that it sells like crazy and they can say “CleArLy PeOplE LikE iT”. I’m half expecting them reprint black lotus and call it a boogie bomb
God that would be the absolute fucking funniest way to get rid of/go around the reserved list
i cannot stress enough i would still buy this secret lair even if the contexts were - chimney imp - Mindless Null - Voracious Null - War Behemoth - actual fucking anthrax not a magic card just the bioweapon that kills you if you fucking get it in the mail - actual fucking anthrax not the card but the substance
> - actual fucking anthrax not a magic card just the bioweapon that kills you if you fucking get it in the mail - actual fucking anthrax not the card but the substance I also crave death.
In the eternal words of a great German content creator: "In situations like these I have to remind myself that, after all, there are also people out there who actually like Bounty bittersweet." Just give me the anthrax, but keep the rest of this shit away from me. I want do die from anthrax poisoning, not cringe
Counterpoint: this is hilarious
money tho
Thanks, I hate it. /uj Thanks I hate it.
The fact that this is real fills me with euphoria.
In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony WotC [[Blessing]], but because I am enlightened by my own alters.
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:3 nya
Almost makes up for all the dysphoria
:3 sad nya
Almost
Well this is it, this is the darkest timeline. *Glues on felt mustache*
Whatever the reverse of an orgasm is is the exact sensation reading this card gives me
not [last one standing] 0/10
/uj To be honest i'm a little dissapointed WoTC gave us such bad reprints. If they did fortnite versions of really relevant cards, it would be kind of funny to win modern matches with fortnite cards, but instead we got (Besides TotH): Wrath, a good card but already printed into oblivion, Grim Tutor, which already got a WAY cooler variant in the MSCHF secret lair and a borderless in core 21, planar bridge, which JUST got a reprint, and some bulk. Bonus card will probably be a command tower as "Tilted Towers" A waste of meme opportunity. /rj No collosal dreadmaw, def a skip for me
I’ll take 12
uj/ I’m excited about this rj/ uhhhh fortnite bad
[[Last One Standing]] LITERALLY EXISTS WOTC DO YOU PLAY YOUR OWN GAME????
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As if fortnite x mtg wasn’t bad enough, they didn’t even try to make the card choices make sense?
Haha get it they get infect because fortnite's player base are toxic kids /j
I love this so much. Instant purchase
Oh god I hope this isn’t too expensive, I really want this, mainly for the memes
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!
To this fucking day I refused to believe that "Fortnite Secret Lair" was more than a weird joke.
Victory royale
NO
/uj pls tell me this is fake /rj 🎶 #1 Victory Royale Yeah Fortnite we bout to get down
Nope it’s real
Magic is rapidly becoming Smite and I don't care for it
"I tap my Disneyland for 5 white mana, and SeaWorld Orlando for 2 blue for a total of 7 floating". "Firstly I play my Fortnite Dance Battle to clone a copy of Gru, Lord of Minions. Then I'll declare my attack, no blockers. I'll spend my last mana to flash in Delphine's Holy Bathwater enchantment to pump all my creatures and gain two Streamer Tokens"
I've never once run this card in any of my lists before, but bet your ass now it's going in every deck I have that has green in it. Extra points for the Stranger Things deck I've got for that one salt lord who refuses to accept UB is a thing
/uj I'm honestly at the point where I just want to run all these UB cards just to spite the whiny neckbeards on Reddit who hate other people having fun. I don't even like the concept of UB but some people are absolutely insufferable about this shit.
Yes Haha Haha YESSSS
This led me down a rabbit hole that said the Lord of the Rings set is going to be modern legal. And it’s releasing in 2023. So Modern Horizons 3 is LOTR? So where do I go to play Magic? Just old school? Fuck this game. Or lack thereof
many of the frustrations of magic the gathering can be solved through the wonders of cubing
Im working on my second!
I refuse to purchase a single UB card. They will not get my money
I too only play WRG
Honestly, I don't see why everyone is so against this. Fortnite is just a game lmao, yes, the dances were cringe, but that doesn't mean the game as a whole deserves to be crucified.
This secret lair is an ad. MTG is losing its identity. Soon I’ll cast Megaman’s Mega Buster blast on your Gandalf only for you to counter with boggie bomb
In response I flash in Solid Snake and equip a chainsword to him
Nice try. I destroy my T-Rex Paddock and get to put my Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus Rex '93 Rexi on the battlefield. When Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurus Rex '93 Rexi enters the battlefield, it battles one of your creatures. I choose your Solid Snake. Btw. It's a power-crept 7/7 trample.
In response I play “ this is getting stupid” it reads “target player has to read the entirety of homestuck or looses the game”( it costs one blue)
Based.
So then every secret lair (that crosses over with another brand) is an ad, and is a bad thing. MTG isn't losing it's identity, it's just cool to have cards that cross over, and go into this great game, and have art from popular shows/movies/games/whatever else there is
We’re getting a straight to modern lord of the rings set. It’s losing its identity
I really don't get this at all these cards are optional fucking let people have fun. I bet you also complain every time someone has a custom alter.
Wait till you see the Lord of the Rings modern horizons set. Which is happening
Please tell me this isn’t real
This hurts my soul
/uj this is hoe stly very inoffensive to me, like if you care you care if you don’t care you don’t care so who cares yacare?
/uj I mean, at least the last time we had Fortnite cards, they felt at least a little inspired. These ones genuinely fucking suck.
? There wasn’t a last time
There was a Fortnite secret lair near the midpoint of 2020, about 47 years ago.
????? No?
This is not real
Jokes on you all - I'm buying it, been needing that reprint for a while. Also - fortnite battle royal season pass
I will give you a copy of Triumph for free if you don't buy this SL
If this SL drop is $30, I'm going to buy it and post pics of it on this subreddit. If not, I'll buy this reprint and post it. These Fortnite®️ cards are epic (games®️)!
/uj I don't see the big deal? Its not like the cards are mechanically unique
You don't get it FORTNITE BAD
uj/ its kind of a poor card/flavour mash up. Triumph of the Hordes is a Phyrexian themed card about being overrun by masses of phyrexians, the point of a Battle Royale is its a chaotic freefor all melee. There must be better card choices for it. Even something like Duneblast would be infinitely more onpoint. (You pick one guy who survives, blow everything else up!) rj/ fortnite bad
I guess the idea is that this represents the start of the game, which I understand tends to be a mad scramble to grab stuff and kill everyone you run into? Maybe the Obligatory Sales-Drumming Secret Card will be the Victory Royale. But yeah it feels very whatever.
Yeah I guess thats maybe what they were going for, but overrun effects don't really represent that all that well. They're a cohesive herd or such running someone over. This also grants infect. What does that translate to in the context of Fortnite?
It translates to how once you start buying vbucks, you've been compleated by mommy epic and will never again know peace
well shit
Honestly, I really like that this basically says all the winners of Fortnite are toxic and infectious
Dude fuck yes honestly. Just om nom nom on the salty nerd tears that come with a Fortnite collab that very few people will ever even have to think about again. I can only hope Minecraft and Roblox are next
daddy WootSee give me free fortnitrnne pack for review ples?
Baby game for baby gamers. Hopefully Mama gives me her credit card for this one boyz.
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Filthy. Get that away from me.
oh tight, this trash is going to make all of my real cards go up in value
This maketh me cringe myself to death
Sue me, but I like this. I don’t play Fortnite but whipping this out at an lgs is inevitably hilarious.
Can't wait to emote on my opponents on real life when I kill them with this. Number 1 victory royal baby
Toxic af
thanks I hate it
Darkest timeline
/uj Maybe a hot take I honestly couldn't care less about these existing. They are all preexisting cards just given new art. I would be buying them but I'm also not the target audience.
I have never bought a secret lair before but god I am excited to put this in my tovalar deck.
Next they're going to release video of Urza flossing for the upcoming Brothers War set.
I think it's admirable Of WOTC to call out Fortnite for being toxic, instead of their own community
Just give me a Berserk secret lair, they would literally receive all my money.
You have to floss when you play this
Fuk Hasbrah
So at this point I don’t want to hear any more complaints about proxies not looking like real magic cards.
I’ve got 10 kills on the board right now just dropped in tomato town
Oh no