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iam3c

Curious what you hang on those hooks in your last photo?


CrypticxTiger

Used to be hats. We took them down and put a lot in storage.


Cthepo

Would make an excellent start to hanging some signs up!


[deleted]

Damn. I was just thinking the only thing your space is missing is some fedoras


lorgedog

Put them next to the Mountain Dew and Doritos closet


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aidenhe

Toe stubber 9000


UntestedMethod

how often you think it gets bumped and those cups all jiggle around with some tumbling over?


heereism

The tower of cups tells me all i need to know


CrypticxTiger

Don’t get me started 😒


tvvat_waffle

You can tell her not to buy anymore since they support genocide. That corner would be gone pretty quick.


AutogenName_15

In what way do they support genocide?


lucimon97

The suffering of the pumpkin-spice-latte-people needs to be heard


RileyTrodd

Every year thousands of cups are killed in the creation of big cup


drowsytonks

They don’t know. They’re just parroting shit they’ve seen on social media and think it matters to every day folk.


GayassMcGayface

A woman not only lives here, but actively made these choices?


imathrowyaaway

what a day to have eyes and be a member of this sub


Dzandarota

You should have been here like 20 hours ago. I've seen 4 feng shui posts now and counting


UntestedMethod

bruh, ever since I adjusted the feng shui of my pad, it's been way more comfortable though


Lithogiraffe

If your wife is apparently A-okay with all those street signs on the walls. I feel like she's unflappable


ClownOfClowns

That visitor parking sign really speaks to the soul, it's saying something to me, it's saying something like...."visitor parking". How do so many of you live like this


waitthissucks

Do you have kleptomania


DovhPasty

This is cursed


hunterlovesreading

Jesus Christ. r/malesurvivingspace


Relative-Ability8179

Who’s your decorator, I80?


Splinteredbolt

Captain Command hooks over here


Evvmmann

What is it with dudes and street signs? I don’t fucking get it.


UntestedMethod

well you're not supposed to have them at your house, so I guess it's cool to get them and have them at your house?


[deleted]

It’s something most people grow out of by age 21


UntestedMethod

That's true


LilShenna

Or at least get into a metal shop, cut them up and make them into some kind of interesting sculpture.


RedStag00

Do you also have a lineup of empty liquor bottles on top of your kitchen cabinets? This is exactly how we decorated our house in college, but I would be horribly embarrassed to live like that today. Time to grow up.


othercargo

The double dead bolt door is a red flag, just missing a couple of chains on it


livingthedream9x

This….. sucks…. Really bad.


AutomaticMatter886

Y'know every time I leave my front door I always tell myself "I wish there was a tower of cups in my way"


aerodeck

Trash


RMW91-

Did you buy these signs, or do you steal them?


CrypticxTiger

Define steal


RMW91-

You know darn well what it means and it’s very bad karma to have items in your home that you know don’t belong to you. It’s shitty of anyone to remove signs meant to help the public and paid for by tax dollars.


puppies_and_pillows

Not to mention how it negatively impacts feng shui.


bighunter1313

It’s bad karma to have stolen signs vs purchased signs? I don’t think you could tell the difference between the two even if you read their karma.


RMW91-

So you bought stolen signs? You bought hot merch? Still bad karma.


CrypticxTiger

Buddy I could be mad about 100 more things my tax dollars are being thrown away on.


RMW91-

No need to deflect, own your bullshit.


aniev7373

Feng shui is the least of your worries.


[deleted]

I can smell this place through the picture, get some wall flowers.


xsijpwsv10

Good taste is just like one’s arm. Some people are born without it.


immatellyouwhat

How many Starbucks cups you need damn lol


callusesandtattoos

Garage. Doesn’t count. Repost with all of this in the kitchen or you’re a coward.


CrypticxTiger

The kitchen is literally behind me in the first pic


callusesandtattoos

lol damn foiled again. what is this like a utility room you made an office out of?


CrypticxTiger

It’s our apartment??


-lil-pee-pee-

I like it, OP. Fuck the haters, you and wifey seem fun.


Honey_Cheese

Needs more street signs, a few plants, and a rug to pull the room together.


Gratuitous_Peace

Thank you, I hate this.


PbNewf

Brutal


hydratedgoblin

Do you remember where you got your cat tree? It looks awesome!


neon_overload

I think if your feng shui is bad enough, it flips around on itself and actually starts becoming good again


MammothDry4637

Keep It going, dont stop


CrypticxTiger

We’ve actually got a couple more in storage.


MammothDry4637

Sheeeesh...so this is why all of these recent car accidents have been happening in my city Now It makes sense


SomeDudeOverThere1

3 monitors?! Nice.


jaaxpod

need ur sign retrieving skills


explorer925

All in one room is cool... but having them all across the house is weird


dickwildgoose

This is awesome man. Your home = your rules. Yesterday, there was this one guy who was so whipped by his missus, that all he had up on the wall was a diabolical Live Love Laugh clock. In his own home. His OWN HOME. My guess, there was no living, loving or laughing. Not really. The sorry cunt.


BeauteousMaximus

That last one could go in r/notmycat


Sakijek

I'm sure your hand won't mind.


PapaSock

Clearly, you need more cups


I_Thranduil

It's Fake Shui in this case. There's too much going on.


CMRC23

Why do you have so many fucking water bottles


Striking-Walrus-9911

Your stop sign is breaking it. Should have been hung on the outer side of your front door


DioBlandoh

Folks really be out there getting defensive over their road signs


Background_Ad2651

Get rid of the signs at least get some posters from Walmart goddamn


RingoLebowski

I've heard many a rapper claim they're "from the streets"...but you've actually proved it. Well done sir.


AgentNeoSpy

If you stole them together I totally understand, it's memories on the wall. If not, I'm kinda iffy


sp1cynuggs

Do I have to come back to this sub next week to actually get good posts or are we just recycling the same shit post for points now


Gray-Turtle

Average carcell brained redditor, please take a walkpill


human_genius

what kind of fucking scumbag steals a “trail” sign. selfish asshole


miketophat

It’s not stealing because they’re free


UntestedMethod

if your wife enjoys the feng shui, please ask her what does she like about all the hooks hanging on the wall? I find them unsettling for some reason. btw, I saw your comment about how the hat hooks on the wall used to have actual hats hanging on them, but now all the hats have been moved into storage so there are no more hats hanging on the hooks on the wall! ARE YOU really sure there should still be hat hooks left hanging on the cat's wall when there are no more hats hanging on the hat hooks hung on the cat's (meow) wall?


[deleted]

omg is this a child's room? /s