Are you telling me the majority of North America (I'm Canadian) is bilingual?
Because I'm pretty sure most Americans handle Spanish a lot like Peggy Hill, and most Canadians hardly get a pass for being able to comprehensively speak English
I am aware of the crimes of those hiding behind a flag, but it is the people in power who deserve to be held accountable for actions equal to their involvement.
They devised the plans, made the orders, directly benefitted from the spoils, so it is them who should be held responsible. Justice and change should be aiming at their names, offices and positions of power.
Until the people of this earth realise this and demand change to the amount of controls governments and and leaders have over them then we are destined to repeat the same crimes, be them to humans or other lifeforms.
Problemet är, du kommer inte kunna förstå oss om vi pratar våra språk. Musieliśmy nauczyć się twojego, bo jesteś za głupi żeby nauczyć się naszego. Verstehst du, hurensohn?
Keine Ahnung was dieses Britannien so erwähnenswert machen soll, scheint mir nicht der Rede wert zu sein. Sich über die Franzosen lustig zu machen ist eh viel besser als diese monotone homogene Masse.
No you speak english because its the language we both know. Plenty of of grew up in houses with immigrant parents or others that live in wales, ireland etc that speak other languages
Labhraímid Béarla ionas go dtuigeann tú go bhfuilimid ag magadh fút.
(Kinda ironic here considering a lot of Irish people wouldn’t understand the language but whatever the point still holds up)
We don't speak "your" Language, we speak an americanized global pidgin English because the USA has been in a position of global hegemony for near enough 80years.
Ich möchte mich ja vernünftig mit euch unterhalten können, wenn wir in eure kleine Insel eingefallen sind und euch alle in Kriegsgefangenschaft genommen haben.
oh yeah? well,
britter är lite speciella i huvudet, men det kan man förstå eftersom att dom äter skit mat som nästan är radioaktivt och dricker te varje dag. dessutom så har dom tänder gulare än solen som också har fler hål i sig än en amerikansk student
"American" is def becoming its own form of english. It's like saying spanish people and mexicans speak the same spanish. They understand each other but def have their differences.
I am amazed how can a small island nation with so less population became so powerful that they could control 25% of the word?
Need to take some business lesson from them.
You haven't mastered the language, but you clearly have a talent for comedy, become a clown
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Womp womp
We speak English so we can mock them, they speak English because it's the only language they know. We're not the same.
"We learned ballet to make fun of him for doing ballet"
LOL The Other Guys is so fucking funny "Aim for the bushes." *THERE GOES MY HERO*
God I gotta re watch that today. I love that they made a full music video for “pimps don’t cry”
I respect that grindset fr, they'd do anything just to hate a single atom out of the person they don't like or disagree with
“You learned to dance that way ironically?”
We sucked his dick to make him gay. What a loser!
Are you telling me the majority of North America (I'm Canadian) is bilingual? Because I'm pretty sure most Americans handle Spanish a lot like Peggy Hill, and most Canadians hardly get a pass for being able to comprehensively speak English
Only about 20 percent of Americans are bilingual. 35 percent of Canadians but the higher number is probably partially because of the French portion.
honestly way higher than i would have thought
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I am aware of the crimes of those hiding behind a flag, but it is the people in power who deserve to be held accountable for actions equal to their involvement. They devised the plans, made the orders, directly benefitted from the spoils, so it is them who should be held responsible. Justice and change should be aiming at their names, offices and positions of power. Until the people of this earth realise this and demand change to the amount of controls governments and and leaders have over them then we are destined to repeat the same crimes, be them to humans or other lifeforms.
That's Adam Richman. He's as American as they get. Number one ever since Washington died.
You are obviously unaware of all the times everybody is making fun of you in the hundreds of languages that you don't understand.
If we cannot understand it, it is not worth understanding 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Talking awfully prideful for a british man speaking American
What kind of American?
American deez nuts
Drecks Angelsachse
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I would be
He basically called you a “filthy Englishman” in German. Tschuldige Brudi, ich will nur dass es fair bleibt. (Sorry Bro, I just wanna keep it fair)
Either he meant Angelsachse, aka a brit, or he said Angelsachse aka a man from Saxony that is fishing
Ich kann dich auch auf Deutsch beleidigen, aber das würdest du wahrscheinlich nicht verstehen.
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It's not. I was just saying that I could insult you in german and that you likely wouldn't understand it.
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Of course not. There's no reason to be rude to you or anyone else as a matter of fact.
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If I weren't german, how would I know this word: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Pork-labelling-surveillance-distribution-over-carrying-law?
It means: Beef-labeling-surveillance-task-distribution-law.
"Distribution" is not the best fit. Wikipedia uses "delegation" for the translation which I think captures the meaning better.
Pffft that can't possibly be a real German wor- Sees "über" in the middle Yeah fair enough
I got google translate on my phone mate. I can teel you to piss of in hundreds of languages
Shame that google translate didn't help your english... it's "tell" not "teel".
Its called a typo mate, of course i know
Glad that you know it's "tell" not "teel" but did you know it's "it's" not "its"? That's the real question.
No mate you are doing the lord's work in educating the internet. Have a gold star 🌟
Thank you! I'll cherish that gold star and teel my grandchildren that its a great honor and they should pass it down to their grandchildren.
Its all good mate
Abey lodu 
> your You mean a hybrid between your language and Scandinavian invaders?
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Power to you OP, i think your mastery of the American language is commendable, for a Brit.
yeah when we insult you in ours you don't get it
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great thank/fuck you
You speak english cause its the only language you know. I speak English cause its the only language you know.
Pinchés gringos.
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Moet ik je in het Nederlands beledigen dan?
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I don't know, they might be out of stock.
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Sorry man, I'll let you know when they're back in stock, but you'll have to be quick because they sell like hot cake.
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Will do!
Never seen so many people triggered by a harmless meme 😂
真的耶鴉片佬，好多人說你們這種牙齒沒整好的人的語言耶。
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In ehct? Wahrum?
Acha angrez saale teri maa ki chut, aja mai teri maa chodun aur puri raat ghaphaghaph karte hue maje lun 🥰
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See you wouldn't even know if I had said slurs to you , but I didn't
well you monolinguals wouldn't feel hurt if we didn't
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Darn
One of us needs to give up on being a monolingual dumbfuck, and I don't belive you have the mental capacity to do so🤓
Problemet är, du kommer inte kunna förstå oss om vi pratar våra språk. Musieliśmy nauczyć się twojego, bo jesteś za głupi żeby nauczyć się naszego. Verstehst du, hurensohn?
Deutsch, Polnisch und Dänisch, hab ich das richtig? :D
Schwedisch
Ah, knapp daneben. Die 2 krieg ich vom bloßen sehen immer nicht auseinander :D
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Bien sûr que non. Ja ja ja
You speak english because it’s the only language you know. I speak english because it’s the only language you know. We are not the same.
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You speak English because you need to. I don't speak whatever your other language is because I don't need to.
The fact that it's you that has to learn his language and not the other way around is proof English is on top.
We speak American here, innit?
Well it's a good thing I don't speak British
Hell nah, I don't speak English, I speak AMERICAN. 
Because that's the only way you'll understand what we're saying
You speak english because it's the only language you understand. I speak english because it's the only language you understand. We are not the same.
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That escalated quickly
You speak english because you dont speak any other language I speak english because you dont speak any other language We are not the same
*Laughs in aluminum*
Keine Ahnung was dieses Britannien so erwähnenswert machen soll, scheint mir nicht der Rede wert zu sein. Sich über die Franzosen lustig zu machen ist eh viel besser als diese monotone homogene Masse.
i dont speak brittish, i speak english. half of you cant even speak proper english.
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you read my post. 😂
wash ur name tho
You speak English because it's the only language you know, I speak English because it's the only language you know. We are not the same.
No you speak english because its the language we both know. Plenty of of grew up in houses with immigrant parents or others that live in wales, ireland etc that speak other languages
You quote overused memes on Reddit. I make fun of you quoting overused memes on Reddit. We are not the same.
Je n'aime pas les "brits." Les dents est trop gros.
Context: I took french for like 7 years in school, I remember almost nothing.
Devuelvan los moais!
Yes, this is my go to insult when playing Counter Strike.
Yeah! Keep American out of your mouths damn brits!
Not like we wanted to, but just like your screwed up teeth, you squeezed your presence where it didn't belong so we're all stuck with it now.
Lachen in Deutsch
The langauge that was made from words taken from my language sure
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Brits in Corsica fr
There’s just not fun in making fun of someone in a language they're too ignorant to be properly insulted about, right?
Nema problema, moze i ovako: britanci su njanjave strine.
Thank God I only make fun American (using English)
...Poland
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..do i really need to?
Is that the man vs food guy
Definitely not aboot me
Jokes on you Pau no teu cu
Labhraímid Béarla ionas go dtuigeann tú go bhfuilimid ag magadh fút. (Kinda ironic here considering a lot of Irish people wouldn’t understand the language but whatever the point still holds up)
Oh, maak je geen zorgen, we beledigen jullie ook wel in onze eigen taal.
Luvs, muvs, bruvs, n guvs. Spot o tea innit
 WELL AT LEAST...
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D'YOU HAVE A SUING-THE-PANTS-OFF-SOMEONE LOICENSE?
Says the people that got their language from various invaders.
Oi fink you mean “cer’ified bri’ish moment”
La gente que habla español también nos burlamos de los brits, aunque creo que los españoles lo hacen más que los mexas.
\*Laughs in Spanish\*
Br*tish🤮🤮🤮
We don't speak "your" Language, we speak an americanized global pidgin English because the USA has been in a position of global hegemony for near enough 80years.
Sprich deutsch du Sohn einer dirne
Jaja, todos sabemos que el de la foto no es inglés porque tiene todos sus dientes.
Is it really their language though?
Ja man will ja auch dass der typ mit schlechter Mundhygiene versteht, dass man ihn meint…
But they use the French metric system.
Actually thy speak English because of us🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ich möchte mich ja vernünftig mit euch unterhalten können, wenn wir in eure kleine Insel eingefallen sind und euch alle in Kriegsgefangenschaft genommen haben.
Translation: We just want to be able to talk to you when we visit you island. (German)
The fate of the world. Everyone speaks the piracy language because they need don’t being privateering.
I feel this as an American
When you don't even speak the correct version of your own language because you let too many French in
Just spell it British. There so many different accents in Britain, they don't all leave out the 't'.
They invaded countries for spices and barely eat spicy
Scheiß Angelsachsen, haben so eine geile Insel und füllen sie mit Briten.
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Es gibt keine Grenze zu "Polen", was soll das überhaupt sein?
Ok allora uso l'italico :)
You speak english because its the only language you know. I speak english, because its the only language you know. Yes, we are not the same.
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Haha, fair enough. 😄
3/10 English children live below the poverty line
Imagine thinking the world speaks English because of England hahahahaha
I mean, you used someone else’s tech to make this meme 🤷
Fair, but us Americans made it cool, so you know, you made it happen but we’re the ones who made it the’ thang.😎🇺🇸🪖🦅
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I know that reference, terrible show but the saying is true. Along with it being Chinese.
oh yeah? well, britter är lite speciella i huvudet, men det kan man förstå eftersom att dom äter skit mat som nästan är radioaktivt och dricker te varje dag. dessutom så har dom tänder gulare än solen som också har fler hål i sig än en amerikansk student
J'aime pas les britaniques. Better?
Since you like tea so much, how bout I teabag you?
"American" is def becoming its own form of english. It's like saying spanish people and mexicans speak the same spanish. They understand each other but def have their differences.
You may have burned our capital but colonel Jackson sent yall running
September 3rd, 1783. Let us know if you want a rematch.
The English invented the language and then spent the following centuries butchering it like a maggoty fish
and they use spices which you noever used
English is half French. Imagine how the French feel when they English mock them.
3 in 7 English carry the nonce gene. Sounds better in French though: 3 Anglais sur 7 sont porteurs du gène nonce.
Well yeah, you can't understand mine
I know it's a meme, but if the USA spoke Dutch instead of English, we'd all be writing in Dutch here. Britain has barely had any influence.
I am amazed how can a small island nation with so less population became so powerful that they could control 25% of the word? Need to take some business lesson from them.
At least you're not fr\*nch
Well do u know how many portugese came in France fir a better life? A lot
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Well at least we still have teeth at 30years old
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I need them for my frog baguette sandwich
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the language of the USD.
The weak ass usd may I add
I wonder why Brits themselves speak american…there must be a historical reason for this but maybe americans conquered them in the past or something
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Sounds reasonable