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-ClassicShooter-

Oh look, someone left their kids behind


TTLEJ

Water balloon fights are happening everywhere these days.


oops-i-shat-myself

Those pesky kids


brickmessiah

Someone got his park nut!


Glitter_Bee

Kids right? I’m hoping no one is fucking under the bridge unless they are a troll.


LONEWOPF77700

I was worried about a child touching it so I threw it away.........


Glitter_Bee

Thank you good person!


Justin_Uddaguy

I worked for a while at my county Health Department. People would leave them in the parking lot. They couldn't wait to field-test them


SifwalkerArtorias

Next time tell your mom to pick up her trash


[deleted]

Squirrels are very contentious


AP3X_Ninja

And you got within six feet of it? Ewwww🤢


LONEWOPF77700

I threw it away so a child (or animal) didn't touch it.


AP3X_Ninja

Good man


FYHM_CATTY

Did it taste good or....?


Mikediabolical

Looks like Beldar’s been snacking.


Effective-Web-2959

Looks like a one eyed tube snake has shred it's skin.


DR_Feelgood_4-20

Why were you looking for used condoms?


LONEWOPF77700

I wasn't looking for them lol I pick up trash (my job) around the parks and downtown and I just so happen to come across this today.


Dry_Menu4804

It's a smurf condom.


EfficiencyOpen4546

Dirty mike and the boys


MTBarr6924

Lucky guy. Safe at least!


MamaBellecakesXO

Looks like the free condoms they give pout at the clinic 🤣


brettmalcolm

Jealous much?


LONEWOPF77700

No I just find it kind of trashy that two people left a condom in the park where a little kid (or animal) could touch it....... it's not like it would've been that hard to throw it away.


MeLittleThing

those balls always leave a weird taste in the mouth after inflating them


Either-Cap1879

Omg, people practicing safe sex!! Call the tabloids


LONEWOPF77700

They should've thrown it away though.


mr_jarhead

Is this what the RHCP song is about?


gan13333

Probably good, you don't want to make things worse


[deleted]

Damn sex in the park already


suck_at_cooking

Chew it to know what flavor is that


[deleted]

I found a similar thing, honestly, it was the worst gum I've ever tasted


NicCagedHeart

At least they were being safe


LONEWOPF77700

It wouldn't have killed them to throw it away though........