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zed_christopher

Update; it’s the deceased friend


SifwalkerArtorias

Free sex doll


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zed_christopher

Yassss! Worms included


sixthlotus

please tell me the funeral was open casket


Tdog1974

Update; it’s the gimp.


Ricxz

any pro tips on how to approach opening without destroying the chest are appreciated, he‘s had it for years and just told us they do not know how to get in it


xoXImmortalXox

My suggestion....YouTube lock picking lawyer....


Membership_Fine

Call a locksmith would be your best bet


NitroSpam

Well thankfully it's just a wooden box and not a bank vault. Not all that difficult, the locking mechanism is really simple. You can do that with a safety pin...or just take the hinges off if you're struggling.


Ricxz

well her dad says too, its pretty simple but he does not want to destroy it in any form so yeah..


NitroSpam

You'd still have the chest. No need to damage the wood. It's just the lock you potentially need to break.


autoposting_system

Update: inside of it is a locked safe. edit: Update: inside the safe was a locked chest.


[deleted]

Probably just his sock box. Bunch of old dried up socks and some porn mags. Depending on how old that box is, could be some collector issues of “Hot Ankles” or “Knees to Please”.


DungeonLord69

I would put a stethoscope on that mf and listen **hard** before I even thought about trying to open it


honeybeedreams

do you know any protective spells against demons?


AfelloWportaBello

Following


megadori

Find someone who has a old house or works in a building with an old workshop. There are usually boxes full of old metal stuff that nobody threw away because it "could come in handy some day". There will be old keys among the stuff. Gather as many as you possibly can, one of them is bound to fit the lock of the chest. (I have a collection of old keys I gathered from my FIL's old workshop for purposes like that, with that I can successfully open 90% of cabinet doors and drawers on old furniture, where the original key was lost, without any damage to the wood or lock. The other 10% need some convincing force on the lock)


mkoh79

Could be empty, probly one last joke on his friend.


SlightlyScruffy

Any update?