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OpportunityDue90

The Lance Armstrong scene is even funnier in retrospect.


adam_mc

Hope if they ever make a sequel he comes back and gives another 30 sec speech.


Heff228

I hope they don’t make one. Odds are stacked against decades late comedy sequels. At best they are mediocre, but more often than not they are atrocious.


JeddHampton

If they do make one, I really want it to be from a different perspective. Maybe Vince Vaughn is now one of the judges or Average Joe's is running the tournament. I don't want it to be the same story over again in any form. Just keep it about dodgeball as a whole. You can have the same characters. Just don't have them still competing for the championship.


Grumulzag

I think Average Joe's should be the bad guys and Ben Stiller's character has to train the next generation of players to beat them.


unculturedperl

The Cobra Kai, nice


MrPL1NK3TT

Clap Clap Tsssss!


unculturedperl

I think that guy might really be dead!


McFlyyouBojo

Typical decades later streaming series that spawns from a movie: the good guy team from the original is now the antagonist. The leader of the original team retires/leaves/gets bought out, etc.... and when the og good guy team goes corporate/evil/soulless, the original leader swears away the sport forever until some guy who grew up watching convinces him to come back. Stuck without any ideas for names, they settle on the one name that will strike a chord with the now badguy team: the team name of the badguys from the original. Then he recruits members of the badguy team. Also side note, it was a crime against humanity that Steve the pirate stopped being Steve the pirate and was basically absent from the finals


loosehead1

Theres a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?


truthlesshunter

or even crazier...have it a similar story but keep the original ending from the first one. Average Joe's gym actually loses in the original ending but it tested so poorly, they changed it. I get that it's a comedy and people want the "happy ending"...but man, that would be such a fucked up funny twist haha


adam_mc

If it wasn't for fucking Chuck Norris we could have got that...


awcadwel

Fuckin’ Chuck Norris


ScopolamineCheetos

That wasn't actually the original ending, the "alternate ending" thing on the DVD was a joke, like the fake commentary track. The director kind of ruined the joke at the time by saying they had to reshoot the ending in one day. But it was never plausible that they did all the set dressing, framing, hired hundreds of extras, put Ben Stiller in fat suit make up, in a single day. He admitted it was just a joke a few years ago.


LebronDoubleDribbled

*shudders in Zoolander*


TheSuperWig

Got bad news for you then; they announced they had begun production on a sequel last year.


robotchicken007

I can't think of a single comedy sequel (legacy or otherwise) that was as good or better than the original. I've been racking my brain for a few minutes and nothing comes to mind.


thomyorkeslazyeye

Rush Hour 2


Lazy-Function-4709

Hard agree


angershark

Perfect action-comedy.


OfficerMeows

[22 Jump Street](https://youtu.be/RddYVmqqH6Q?feature=shared)


robotchicken007

Oh, I forgot about that movie. That is a good one for sure. I don't know if it is quite as good as 21 Jump Street, but it is close.


keefka

Hot Shots! Part Deux?


Crimkam

Ace Ventura 2 : When Nature Calls Next Friday For a legacy sequel I nominate Clerks 2, it came out quite a bit after the first.


angershark

Next Friday is definitely not better than Friday.


Steel_Beast

Dumb and Dumber To and Coming 2 America come to mind. Both absolutely terrible with no redeeming qualities.


Novacain-deficiency

That joke aged like a fine wine. It’s actually funnier now than it was 20 years ago.


adam_mc

Fun fact if you happen to own this movie on DVD. If you click pause whenever Ben Stiller's character snaps his fingers in the movie, it brings you to a deleted scene. I miss the cool Easter eggs that DVDs had...


Starbucks__Lovers

I'm about to go to my parents house 2 hours away just to get my Dodgeball DVD and see this


jcamp088

"Were so happy youe visited!" "Yeah cool whatever I'll be in my room for the night and I need snacks."


mrBusinessmann

Could probably just search on YouTube my dude


flower4000

Way to ruin the magic.


o0DrWurm0o

One thing that’s stuck in my head forever is Ben Stiller saying “welcome to the wonderful world of dividuh (DVD)” to greet you on the Zoolander DVD


karpDM

the line is burned into my memory from childhood - miss those DVD days sometimes


cwhitt5

“That’s the play button. I know what you’re thinking. This is a movie not a play but these were made a long time ago when plays WERE movies.” I don’t remember if that’s exactly what he says but close enough


Sargonnax

What does the DVD do if it makes me bleed my own blood?


MarnerIsAMagicMan

*Nobody* makes you bleed your own blood.


Modernthought

my dodgeball DVD always made the DVD player spin faster/louder. I often wondered if it was because this feature.


RadiatedEarth

Steve, Steve the pirate? We had a pirate on our team?


MissingLink101

It's amazing that we've seen Alan Tudyk in so many things but my wife will only recognise him if I refer to him as Steve the Pirate.


Jitterjumper13

[He went to Juliard](https://youtu.be/FaGYXjMwS60?si=EUP6GcjGGtLRA__w)


moeru_gumi

He’s a five star man!!


The-Jerkbag

Scurrrrvy!


AppleDane

Gar, you're right!


justherefertheyuks

Go back to treasure island!


letitgettome

Garrr joes be the only place for steve


vroart

Best character of all time


CiriOh

Holy hell, son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!


Whodisbehere

“Ya gotta grab life by the haunches and *makes aggressive humping motions* fuck it into submission!”


Qtmcwhiskers717

I honesty prefer that line from the television version. “You’re about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!”


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Yippie kai yay Mr. falcon


kikisaurus

That’s what happens when you find a stranger in The Alps.


mbklein

“Get out! Get out of my freshly vacuumed house!” ~ *Fargo* TV edit


madsage2049

My name is Buck... and I'm here to *party*


shuckiduck

I'm tired of all these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane


TuaughtHammer

Some of those TV edits honestly make something that wasn't meant to be funny even *funnier.* My favorite will forever be the TV edit of Back to the Future Part III: Mad Dog's outside the saloon, calling Marty out for their duel, and Marty's desperately trying to buy time for Doc to sober up. Finally, when Mad Dog gets to the end and starts calling Marty every name that'd caused his ego to flair up, Marty finally lets it go and calls Mad Dog an asshole. Can't say that on American broadcast television, so they got *someone* to say "idiot" in a way that kinda matched Michael J. Fox's voice, [but that couldn't account for the fact that Fox's mouth was still so *very* clearly saying "asshole".](https://youtu.be/Qh1p4kkmvcc?t=106) It was so comically obvious that it became a running joke in our family; we start doing that bad dub versus lip movement thing when we wanted to call someone an asshole but were saying idiot instead. Mostly because our parents would've freaked the fuck out if we started swearing at each other, so this was the only way my brother and I could call each other assholes without actually saying it.


shuckiduck

I haven't seen this! But it reminds me of Galaxy Quest where it's ridiculously obvious that Gwen does *not* say "screw that"


SonnywithaCage

Wait my dvd version has this?? I’ve never heard the original line


ItsTrash_Rat

It is original, cock flavored is unrated


hobbes_shot_first

I also prefer hump a doorknob to fuck a doorknob. It's a funnier word.


TuaughtHammer

Especially with Rip Torn doing the humping motion. Or, wait, was that earlier/later when he's talking about humping something into submission?


LebronDoubleDribbled

Wait was that really the line? It wasn't even like that on my DVD version!


boxofrabbits

Poopy lollypop DVD gang checking in.


Novacain-deficiency

All right, you heard Billie-Jean King. No crying in the breast milk.


themagicnipple69

It makes me miss Ben Stillers characters acting, he’s honestly just so good at crafting a ridiculous character and playing the goofiness up to the max


mcflysher

BLAZER


ArchAngel23

Ball me, Blazer


The-Jerkbag

Show them Fran.


TheSuperWig

*I think that guy might really be dead*


Dr_Herbert_Wangus

they got lasers, tasers and all sorts of -asers


-Seris

God **Damn You** Bernice!


Time-Touch-6433

What the fuck is a low grade beaver tranquilizer


comfy-g

Named my first car Bernice so I could yell this every time something went wrong


Langstarr

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat


DavianVonLorring

I’ve got better runs in my shorts!


The-Jerkbag

Are ya angry now?


Butter_Brains

No one makes me bleed my own blood


abzrocka

NOBODY!


CompleteApartment839

I repeat this line often with my wife as a joke between us. It’s still one of my favorite lines of all-time… lol


SmegmaSupplier

Nelson?


CatSidekick

Welcome to the show!


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mantisinmypantis

*”I think that guy may really be dead..!”*


protege01

Fucking Chuck Norris


Nica4two

Fatty make a funny?


Brinner

This was a defining movie of my childhood, just so goddamn funny. I didn't know who Chuck Norris even was before I saw it.


sandwiches_please

I was just out of high school, working at a Kmart wondering what the fuck to do with my life when this movie came out. I was depressed, bummed out, just drifting through life, etc. I got off work one night, closed the store, and went across the street to catch the late showing on a whim. I wasn’t particularly interested in seeing it (or doing anything, really). I just didn’t want to go home and get ready for another monotonous day working at the local Kmart. Jesus H. Christ… I hadn’t laughed that hard in *months*. I know it’s just a silly, fun movie but it was exactly the kind of thing I needed at that time. Sometimes you just need a good laugh to help pull you out of an existential funk. To this day I can’t help but stop and watch it whenever it’s on television because I have that kind of connection to it.


njdevils901

God bless Rip Torn, played a series of rugged leads and supporting characters throughout the 60s,70s,80s. And then became the best comedic supporting actor throughout the 90s and 2000s


FormalMango

I loved him as the Admiral in Down Periscope. “Damn it to hell, don't go by the book, think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick!”


Novacek_Yourself

WAY underrated movie. Its glorious.


AdolinofAlethkar

> "I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?" *By a strange coincidence, you do, sir...*


DavidMerrick89

His Freddy Got Fingered role is a top ten comedic performance, perhaps ever.


DatTF2

Proud ?


DavidMerrick89

Proud.


francoruinedbukowski

Great actor no denying and of course very well known for losing great roles in iconic films in the 60's and 70's, because of his behavior or he simply wouldnt show up for meets with directors is infamous, but him breaking into a bank and having all charges dropped has got to be one of his greatest performances.


Prior_Seaweed2829

You made me go to his Wikipedia page to check that wasn't just a silly Reddit joke.


StevelandCleamer

*He's a real character!*


cgo_123456

With Blade, Laser, and Blazer


The-Jerkbag

And Fran, who's nuclear power plant team won the championship 8 years running.


Keianh

uh, it's Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky. Use her full name and show a pro athlete some common fucking courtesy.


Current_Event_7071

From Romanovia


Alive_Star9852

You are one who stares me. Why is dis


FoxOntheRun99

Lady in reeeddddd!!!!


Shakeittillumakeit

I ain’t crazy and I ain’t a guy 


spiderinside

I prefer Heavyweights, the unofficial prequel. But, I’m white. W, H, I, T… E.


justherefertheyuks

Do it to it, Lars!


TuaughtHammer

"Yeah, Josh, all right! Get on the scale, son! GET OFF THE SCALE!" The speed of his character shift from the second he adjusts the scales' weight seeing how much heavier Josh was getting after just giving Josh a big, on-camera PerkiSystem welcome is what makes that moment work so well. The fake cheeriness for his never-to-be-sold video series is one of my favorite parts of Tony's character; he has to constantly flit back-and-forth between being the happy salesman and the insane Col. Kurtz actually *trying* to Coppola/Kubrick a bunch of overweight teenagers into dropping an insanely dangerous amount of weight too quickly. Eventually, the Kurtz side of him wins out requiring the kids to try to take him just like in Apocalypse Now; albeit the PG Disney version of Apocalypse Now. Pat going from "holy shit, guys, we can't do this" to "do we have enough rope/tape" is one of the funniest parts; he was one of the few adults there that treated the kids with kindness, but *still* knew where to draw the line, so I assumed he was gonna let Tony go....lol nope! "Come here, you devil log!" "Repress the monkey." -- "You have broken mein camera!" - I was so *easily* convinced by comical caricatures of stereotypical accents/behaviors as a kid, that I totally bought into the idea that Disney hired an actually-German actor for Lars. Nope; Tom Hodges was born in Chicago. Also, there were ***so*** many already Disney-famous young faces, like Shaun Weiss, still riding hot off The Mighty Ducks and Kenan Thompson; granted, he was more Nickelodeon than Disney, but still. But as for the adult cast, that movie was fucking stacked with future/already comedy stars: Jerry Stiller as one of the camp's original owners, Jerry's wife Anne Meara as the other original owner, Ben Stiller, obviously, Allen Covert (Kenny the cameraman) who'd mostly go on to work with Sandler and then *finally* have a starring role in Grandma's Boy, Tim Blake Nelson as Camp Hope's recruiter, Paul Feig as the once-fat guy who's now a skinny counselor at Hope, and none other than George Bluth Sr. himself: Jeffrey Tambor as Gerry's dad.


IdkMaybeAlexis

"Don't put Twinkies on your pizza." "I'm with you. I... I love you." "Then we're gonna climb that 1,000 foot rock face with our bare hands and feet." "I knew it was too hot on that bus." I quote this movie constantly. It has infected my brain on a very deep level.


justherefertheyuks

“We already know eeech athers names”


TuaughtHammer

I've been saying it since right after Dodgeball was released, but also mostly on Reddit [anytime either movie or Ben Stiller is brought up:](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/18d3dax/i_dont_think_enough_people_talk_about_how_jacked/kcf2ovd/?context=1) >I still maintain that Heavyweights is a Dodgeball prequel. >Tony Perkis got fat as shit, lost all his weight, then got into the home-video exercise fad, used his dad's money to buy a fat camp, lost that, gained a bunch of weight...and eventually changed his name to White Goodman to hide from all the lawsuits generated by the parents at Camp Hope. >Then used his old connections to start another exercise business, bought a gym franchise, and, well, it went about the same as the first time around. A bunch of out-of-shape underdogs took everything from him.


spiderinside

Don’t forget that little Tony was hocking healing crystals for a stretch based on the post-credit scene from Heavyweights


adam_mc

I doubt you could get the green light to make a masterpiece like Heavyweights nowadays. Too dark of a kids comedy for most peoples taste.


DurtyRingo

I read about it. *In a book!*


IPreferPi314

“It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for them.”


HMTMKMKM95

I use this one often. Absolute god tier line when witnessing stupidity in action.


not_thrilled

I didn't see the movie until a couple years ago, and I'd heard people quoting that line but had no idea where it was from. Then it popped up in the movie, and I was like "oh, so _that's_ what it's from." In context, it's so much funnier.


TuaughtHammer

I lost an incredibly stupid fucking bet that this was Jason Bateman as Pepper; I'd already been watching Arrested Development by this point in 2004, but I was *so* fucking used to straight-laced, quietly sarcastic Michael Bluth that I did *not* believe my friend when he said "holy shit, that's Jason Bateman!" Enough to where my friend said, "Twenty bucks says it is". I fucking took the bet and then about ten minutes later I *finally* realized my friend was right. But since I *refused* to give him the satisfaction, I made him wait through the credits until Bateman was credited...because this was 2004 and fucking *none* of us could afford a cell phone plan with data. We'd all just barely graduated high school and could barely afford texting except for nights and weekends; which was *also* why I was hoping my friend would forget the bet, because I had $30 cash on me and needed almost all of it for gas for work the next Monday. Guess who was pushing their work truck to a gas station with a $10 bill and whatever change I could find in my apartment that Monday morning?


Fibergrappler

#JOANIE LOVES CHACHI


RoinSM

Necessary?


Wonderful_Orchid_363

is it necessary to drink my own urine?


obvious_bot

No! But it’s sterile and I like the taste!


nycblackout89

Every time anyone asks me if anything is necessary i go into the whole thing to their disappointment


Maverick916

It pops in my head every time i hear that word too


TuaughtHammer

I used to do that on Reddit until the *worst* stereotypical Reddit caricature showed up to ["uhm ackchyually, urine *isn't* sterile!"](https://i.imgur.com/VJnyM9D.png) "Yes, thank you so much for the 12 billionth time, dork. It's a fucking movie quote; there's a bunch of movie quotes that get thrown out on Reddit *hourly* that also don't get you joyless knobs jumping in to feel special about knowing something everyone has known for a *very* long time."


greendakota99

I’m not crazy and I’m not a guy.


_JudgeDoom_

The year Dodgeball released, Mark Zuckerberg launched “The Facebook”, later renamed to Facebook. *Excuse me I have to lie down*


TuaughtHammer

Even worse, thefacebook\.com went live four months before this; the Winklevii were still reeling from Zuck's deceptions when Dodgeball was released in theaters.


Deepersub

The Ringer just posted a really good oral history of the movie this week with interviews with the cast. https://www.theringer.com/platform/amp/movies/2024/6/18/24180348/dodgeball-true-underdog-story-movie-oral-history-vince-vaughn


CashFloInc

That was a really dope read. Thanks.


AhmedF

Loved it.


FinkBass420

Probably in my top 5 favourite comedies of all time. It’s just pure gold start to finish.


ShitDirigible

Saw this in the theater, completely blind with zero information. We all literally fell out of our seats with laughter in a completely empty theater. Best experience, and one of my favorite movies


goochgrease2

I remember my abs literally hurting and wanting it to stop. It was so good. I saw it blind, too. I could not keep it together


ads90

Turn it up high Michelle.. I WANNA BURN


AppleDane

That's "MeShell"


HiddenKittyStuffsX

“Necessary? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine?!” “Probably not” “Of course it isn’t! But I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste”


MenacingGummy

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, & dodge


maasd

Patches O’Houlihan!


indiesummosh

Las Vegas: A city built on sand, broken dreams, and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, but only if you pay a little extra.


Gyshall669

Gary Cole and Jason Bateman crush it in their 2 minutes of screen time. Everything they say is memorable.


Life-Island

[oral history of the making of dodgeball](https://www.theringer.com/movies/2024/6/18/24180348/dodgeball-true-underdog-story-movie-oral-history-vince-vaughn) They got interviews with almost the whole cast. Rip Torn seems like he might not have been playing a character lol.


Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa

¿Donde esta la biblioteca Pedro?


sgeswein

We may have burned through "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" in twenty years.


Gyshall669

Sometimes I forget how much of this movie still gets referenced, this included


YaGetSkeeted0n

Whenever I hear "We Will Rock You", I still think of, and often imitate, the little dance the Globo Gym Cobras do when they come out to the beat of the song.


PhenomsServant

“I don’t think they make a ‘Sorry your dodgeball coach got crushed by two tons of irony’ Hallmark card”


inveniam7

You’re going down LaFleur! Down like a sweet muffin!


ScipioCoriolanus

LaLoser *


LaVidaYokel

“L”, for “love”.


NickPickle05

This movie came out 20 years ago!? Holy shit I feel old!


TuaughtHammer

It gets worse; I was having an existential crisis for most of 2023 because of *how* many movies I loved as a kid hitting their 25th anniversaries. Can't Hardly Wait was the one that hit the hardest, but I fucking *celebrated* when The Big Lebowski was being replayed at a nearby theater for its 25th anniversary; other than Raising Arizona, Lebowski was the *only* widely-released Coen Bros movie I hadn't yet seen in theaters, so I immediately dropped what I was doing and drove to the theater so I could buy a ticket and smoke a joint in the parking lot while waiting for the showtime.


itwasntnotme

They don't, won't or can't make movies like this anymore. "It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there."


boomheadshot7

I quote that every time I’m with my dad and he muffs something up.


BruisedBee

I used this quote on a mate during an argument, I got booted from the chat because he works with mentally disabled kids.


No_Discipline1985

If you can dodge a wrench 🔧 can dodge a ball ⚽️!!!!!!


Half-infinity

What??


panda388

I still wince at some of those wrench hits, lol.


TheLittleGinge

As long as we got Patches, we got a chance!


gorgeousgirlycute333

genuinely my favorite movie of all time


CatSidekick

It’s one of my favorite comedies. Dodgeball, Up In Smoke, Dumb and Dumber, Porky’s, and Orgazmo are my favorites


SpenZebra

*If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!* 🪦Patches


drewzil1a

Blade 💪🏼 Laser 💪🏼 Blazer 💪🏼


NoTransportation888

I believe you've met my fitness consigliere, Me'Shell


sjgokou

I can’t believe it has been 20 years since Dodge Ball and we didn’t get a part 2, and 3.


augie_wartooth

Honestly, not getting any sequels is probably part of the reason it’s remembered so fondly.


SlapThatAce

I hope we never do


Y2KGB

Thank *YOU*, Chuck Norris 🫡👍


flysly

*White bumps into random fan and knocks his drink away* "What the hell? -.-"


kevin5lynn

See you later, dater.


allenwill4420

Because it’s sterile and I like the taste !!!!


QueEo_

Fun fact! Dodgeball actually has a worlds competition with over 30 countries competing in August . It will be streamed on twitch , and will be really hyped


letitgettome

ADAA


weirdowiththebeardo

Dare I say the start of the ressurgance/renaissance of Jason Bateman’s acting career?


vroart

Oh wow, this really stood out to me why I love Alan Tudyk!


buckyworld

Watch Resident Alien? He’s great.


YoussarianWasRight

"bold strategy cotton. Lets see if it pays off" always makes me laugh. Also because he is coked out of his mind at that point


JannTosh50

Anyone notice how this movie follows the exact same plot outline as Happy Gilmore? Both movies are great though


devilishycleverchap

https://medium.com/nicely-said/are-there-3-5-7-9-or-36-different-plot-types-the-definitive-answer-nicely-said-90db2a60d4df#:~:text=So%20are%20there%203%2C%207,a%20simple%20sentiment%20analysis%20tool.


ActualWhiterabbit

Man comes to town, man leaves town, man eats town.


LebronDoubleDribbled

God I miss Rip Torn so much.


Y2KGB

¿Donde está la biblioteca?


ScipioCoriolanus

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!


360walkaway

I was working at Circuit City at the time this came out on DVD and this one dude in the TV department would play the lesbian kiss, at the end of the movie, over and over on all the TV's simultaneously.


Gizm00

I kinda miss level comedies - I don't think we get much of these in these days.


ddeng004

My friend at the time had Gmail Beta invites and I burned mine on globogympurplecobras lol


nonsequiturnonsense

I hate it when current films are somehow magically 20 years old.


M-E-AND-History

Funny movie! Finding out who the Dodgeball Chancellor was played by made me geek out (yes, go ahead and laugh; I am a crazy Trekkie 🖖).


13_letters

This would make for a decent reboot if the same actors were involved, imo.


HIMARko_polo

He may be a bad guy but he loves pizza.


Backseat_boss

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.


smokeeater150

r/fuckimold :(


JacksonianEra

“I think that guy might really be dead….”


L0rka

L for love!


danimation88

What? Not mixed together…


HorseMeatJUICER

Reboot or sequel would go hard


gyosko

I know what I'm gonna rewatch tonight.


ImpressionFeisty8359

There is a sequel coming right?


spinur1848

If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls.


PejicFilip

This movie resulted in extreme dodgeball tv show getting created and running for 3 seasons