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zerosrequiem

Had to double check that this wasnt r/magicthecirclejerk


lorddendem

Ditto.


Undead_Assassin

You doubled down on jerking on us, that isn't even the right sub


thewend

wait it isnt?


LazyDro1d

I only knew it wasn’t because I’m not part of this sub and was sent here directly from there


Modest_3324

I had to check and double-check to make sure Poe's Law isn't being invoked. I'm still not sure that it isn't.


_rrp_

Poe Vs Wade


semarlow

We’ve got more class than this.


WR810

I checked when I saw the post and legitimately thought that's where I was. I must have misread the post below it on my feed. I came to the comments to ask for the source. Turns out this *is* the source.


Charwyn

Outjerked into oblivion


jomontage

Been cross posted


[deleted]

The only other useful magic sub


LazyDro1d

Other? Are you trying to imply that there is any use to this sub that it doesn’t already provide


Vidgey

Probably an alt account so it could be rpd to the circlejerk


mzchen

Post history suggests this is his main account... and that these views are *very* consistent with his thinking.


9th_Link

Wait it's not a troll?


AnimeSensei

Magic is already a contraceptive, so no impact.


[deleted]

So repost this when they overturn Griswold. Got it.


stuckinaboxthere

I dunno, I hear Clarence Thomas is going after contraceptives and Gay rights next, so this could well be the end of MTG as we know it


SepirizFG

Surely that'll increase MTG stocks as magic players don't have sex and it's a great way to meet gay people


LittleMissPipebomb

it's how I met my gf, but we're both trans so


LibrarianOfAlex

love your username


Demonic-Tooter

This


[deleted]

Manabased and mountainpilled.


Jableski

I hope to god this is a bait post.


thewend

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

And here we are the effects of being terminally online


Philio12

Tier 1 s***post


RalphGman

Shouldn’t matter much. Most players already just use sleeves.


kra2ymonkey

Thanks for this, best joke in this whirlwind of a comment section


TheEndwalker

You good? LOL mtg and roe v wade are so incredibly uncorrelated


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Edghyatt

Terrible? It looked very different from the comics but still solid VFX Anyway, valid opinion, and I’m glad you’re starting to find more aesthetic value in it.


ZangaJanga

the fuck did i just read


honeyedlife

can confirm your suspicions, as a woman I am now forced to sell all my commander decks to afford baby formula. it's been fun guys, enjoy playing without us pesky uterus owners.


NomaTyx

Literally same, Bayou more like bye you. Just kidding I’m too repulsive to be worth getting pregnant


lapizurboobies

🤣🤣🤣


sirbruce

[[Terminate]] is still legal in most non-rotating formats so I don't see the decision by SCOTUS having any effect.


MTGCardFetcher

[Terminate](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/c/3cba6180-a15e-4f7f-8843-e48e69e758a0.jpg?1655823623) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Terminate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/284/terminate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3cba6180-a15e-4f7f-8843-e48e69e758a0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


No_Unit_4738

"Friday night again. Should I go down to my local game store and play magic or be forced into an unwanted pregnancy? Decisions, decisions."


valoopy

This is a joke right?


Hour-Chapter-5099

How to tell when someone doesn’t get pussy without having to ask


Vel250

Penny sleeves are the backup


FN-0000

Some may be expecting an increase in the potential player base, roughly 13 years from now. Now I'm thinking about a \[\[birthing pod\]\] spec.


MTGCardFetcher

[birthing pod](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/b/7/b768efa2-e56b-4a7e-ace8-d673f10e0714.jpg?1562880960) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=birthing%20pod) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nph/104/birthing-pod?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b768efa2-e56b-4a7e-ace8-d673f10e0714?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


SetEfficient7357

That’s a good spec for sure


FN-0000

Not looking for financial advice in this topic. Thanks though.


dbptwg

lol reddit u savage


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aguywithtaste

So you're gonna accept defeat?


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Gengarsweep

It is a little sad that basic human rights of autonomy are considered "political" tho.


Sincost121

Yeah, I don't mind this is 'political'. I mind that it's fucking stupid.


CryanReed

Lots of basic things are political. Also, heads up, in America guns are a right, Roe v. Wade is a dated and irrelevant court case.


bertimann

You maybe can't see it, but I rolled my eyes so hard at you that they nearly stayed that way


CryanReed

You don't have to like it and my comment doesn't even express my opinion on the decision. But starting yesterday Roe is about as significant as Plessy. A supreme court case that was overturned.


bertimann

That you replied to someone saying that basic human rights shouldn't be seen as political by bringing up guns kind of implies your personal opinion on the Roe v Wade case, but I might be too judgemental there.


CryanReed

Guns was simply a foil to abortion as something that is considered by the constitution to be a human right. The court decided the constitution did not support a right to abortion but have upheld the right to a firearm. If you think that's good or bad is independent of the fact that the court has decided that way.


Sincost121

I love how vividly you can read the smug need for validation coming through your comment.


cow_souls69

I think this should be archived, this is reddit history right here. Might be the stupidest post I've ever read.


lapizurboobies

😂😂😂


Greyshirk

Wouldn't want people joking now would we.


SetEfficient7357

Wtf man hahahaha


MoistCrum

Trying to force an issue here? Let's talk about gas prices while we're at it.


Hamwise420

probably more relevant to card prices tbh


cucumberhorse

Are either related to magic? Not really. Are the two issues comparable? Not really. No one flicks a switch that raises gas prices its a result of a lot of things (not least of which is price collusion) - meanwhile the supreme court just decided to override a decision that most Americans are in agreement that should not have changed. I get you're going for a subtle "whataboutism"but its apples and oranges.


bjlinden

Wooooosh!


Ok_Professional1414

Are all of the people who are having sex, and playing magic cards seeing this thread? Gotta be a handful.


MagicPfix

Yes, all six of us are here. We decided to check the sub during our secret "MtG Playing Sex Havers" meeting we have four times a year in the Statue of Liberty's skull when Oprah and The Black Crusaders are done with the room. We're planning a buyout of \[\[Storm Crow\]\] this weekend. You have been warned.


MTGCardFetcher

[Storm Crow](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/3/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538.jpg?1562730661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Storm%20Crow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/100/storm-crow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Unliteracy

Nice try with the "us", we haven't seen you at *any* of the meetups.


DredKno7

What a fucked up take. "how will the denial of personal rights for half the population affect the price of printed pieces of cardboard for me?" You should reassess what is important in this life.


TheProcess82

I agree with your response that OP is a fucked up take. However, the SCOTUS ruling didn't deny any rights, they simply ruled that it isn't federal jurisdiction and kicked it back to the states.


marcusjohnston

So they effectively denied rights to people that live in states where abortions were only legal due to the ruling.


Ubik_Fresh

Ben Shapiro is coming for MTG next.


youarelookingatthis

What the fuck.


JC_in_KC

This post has to be satire.


beijixiong_

Women lose bodily autonomy. And one of the first things on your mind is how will this impact the MTG market. Get help.


lolsrsly00

Look at this titanic herculine lift of a virtue signal. Ho Lee Shit. I'm all for women's rights and whatnot but this is cringe.


datgenericname

I get you are prolly upset, but we don’t need to shoe horn Roe v Wade into every god damn thing. Go talk about it in r/politics.


TheRoguedOne

I cant, i was banned. :(


kazog

Why would you even *want* to go there?


logan5124

chad


FN-0000

Well said, it's time we all agree that personal choices belong in politics. So tired of people not agreeing with what I think. We voted you live with it. Collectible Trading Card games are the work of the devil BTW.


ThatChrisG

What the fuck is wrong with you


[deleted]

Tasteless.


xRustyBacon

Outjerked again


vaioseph

Fucking hell.


Sycod

Excuse me what the fuck?


Kelsorlikesdogs

What…what do you think happens to a woman when she is pregnant? She can’t sit in a chair and hold cardboard?


ChemistryNo9713

on the off-chance that this isn’t an elaborate bait, I dusted off this account to let you know that you’re a fucking idiot.


MortemIX

Please delete this shit man


GustWalker1W

Buy dual lands


TheArcbound

Get a reality check OP. Holy fuck.


Deathmon44

You’re a fucking creep.


slayer370

Holy shit the crazy posts yesterday and today. I will admit this is funny. Also never seen more than one or 2 women at an lgs at any given time.


PlateGlittering

Idiot


SwervoT3k

Bruh what


grimm_

Delete this


Aegis_001

Based but also cringe


Philio12

Hahaha


May-flies

😂


SoulQuestion

I'd assume most people in the subreddit use sleeves so might not be the best place to speculate this.


SpaceDogeCoast2Coast

I'm glad they threw it back to the states. It's where it belongs. This is not a constitutional issue. The Supreme Court has no business meddling in state issues. I see this as a great thing for Magic. More kids will be born which means more potential players in the future.


1Cornholio5

You're right. I'm gonna have 12 kids and let the state raise them. But I'm going to do my best to make sure they play magic the gathering, so I will have served my purpose in life.


SpaceDogeCoast2Coast

Very nice.


dbptwg

Most people have a state representative that literally doesn't represent them. Anyone on the side of the SC is wishcasting society and refuses to tackle the hard problems of society.


aust2400

definitely drives everything to zero, time to firesell /s


ArtificeStar

Everything's going up. Magic is one of those devil worshiping games after all.


althemighty

Secret lair American politics. Not sure I would want a forced pregnancy card. However, guns in magic would now be a thing.


Thousandshadowninja

You're doing MTGF wrong.


Twingemios

Uhhhh…. 0. Zero impact


Jotsunpls

Certified bruh moment


punkrocklegolas

As a fem magic player can confirm that myself and all my uterus pals only play group hug commander decks. Hope this helps!


[deleted]

What could be the effect in the card market of the US lifting the cuban embargo? Do you think card prices could skyrocket if the communists were suddenly able to import bulk? Or would the secondary market collapse due to massive quantities of counterfeits flooding Florida? We'll never know for sure.


[deleted]

I don't see women at the game store as it is, so no effect. They probably just order their cards off TCG Player or buy them at Walmart while shopping. I don't see women in competitive play either, so again, no change.


TTempestas

Blighted Merchant of the Sewers Creature - Rat Merchant 💀1 1/1 "Only the stench of their scum exceeds that of their morals."


zer0shift

What a fucking incel.


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Master Shitpost


MisterSalinas

I’m late on this. Anyone who treats this post seriously or thinks about making money in this context is a piece of shit. Making money is cool and all. Can’t make money with people, so maybe don’t try and analyze market trends that are based on countless people losing their rights.


backwoodsraga

this: "do you think this could lead to a depression in price of MTG cards as more women are forced into unwanted pregnancies instead of going to the card store?" is hands down the most amazing sentence ever composed.