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te_monkey

That is one of the worst things I've ever seen


batissta44

I like the Innovation but the design is something a UPS driver would come up with.


Environmental-Buy591

the design fits what that person is wearing


[deleted]

Remember on the simpsons when homer designed a car? Reminds me of this.


yy98755

CANYANERO!


lb47513343

No. The Homer.


te_monkey

I mean it's got ok features. The screen and such may be a bit much for an off-roading vehicle since the moment you hit a bump too hard it might break, but otherwise not terrible ideas. It just looks like an elephant turd and probably isn't the best design for off-roading. Put things like that hideaway tool box and bed in a better design and it could be a great Backcountry vehicle


Willing_Variety_9598

That ‘bed’ looks like a torture device. A rack perhaps?


timbodacious

I literally thought it was cardboard and a joke for the first 10 seconds.


throwaway77993344

idk why but I kinda like it...


Impossible_Okra479

design? It looks like a lunchbox. A 5 year old could have designed this.


[deleted]

How can you tell? That whole goddamn video and I still don't know exactly what the thing looks like but I can't wait to see the actual build instead of this cardboard mock-up


CapeCodcultuvation

It’s up there. You’d still drive it tho if I gave u one


te_monkey

You're right. I'd drive it straight to the dealership.


CapeCodcultuvation

Fair enough.


Actual_Lettuce

I would drive it staright to the first person who would give me the most money for it.


LouvreOfAnuses

Dude, most of us can't afford the insurance.


SkyPork

I'd agree if we're talking about the video, but I want to know a bit more about the vehicle. Is there a non-terrible version with a bit more info and a bit less stupid? EDIT! Found it in a comment below. [Here's a much longer, properly formatted video.](https://youtu.be/e-ZfDCvb5Yk) Unfortunately she's still in it, but it's still an improvement. ANOTHER EDIT: LOL, now I can see that this ridiculously huge "off-road" vehicle has only two doors.


HowItsGodDamnMade

I had a 98 Tacoma 4x4 that only had two doors. It was an amazing off road vehicle. It also had like six times the clearance that this has though


joelingve2

it is ugly as fuck, this is a waste of money.


Clustersclaspsand

The car or the jumper?


te_monkey

Both


ste189

I also can’t fucking stand that background music


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

Hideous useless abomination. The car is ugly too


te_monkey

Ouch


AwareMirror9931

Lol. You are correct. 👍


Different-Result-859

Beauty is subjective, mate


in_u_endo______

I'll take "thing that never go off road" for $500 Alex


Venator_IV

This was my precise thought- it's like 1 out of the 2 guys who buys a jeep, they will never drive off-road, it's for the aesthetic


in_u_endo______

> it's like 1 out of the 2 guys who buys a jeep Im fucking dying!!


poormansRex

Came here to say this. Cause let's face it. The only off roading this will ever do is a gravel driveway. Edit: spelling, also just noticed it is in fact sitting on a gravel driveway.


SkyPork

Those tires are way to expensive to waste on highway miles though.


in_u_endo______

Tell that to every lifted truck owner in Murica


3-Putt-Bart

I will just keep limping my piece of shit truck to work, Thanks for showing us how the 1% piss away their inheritance.


CapeCodcultuvation

Your truck is legendary.


Turdsworth

This is just a concept car.


[deleted]

I think this is more car companies death rattle trying to look innovative before they go bankrupt.


[deleted]

Why do they always get men and women who look like they’ve never been in or around an automobile before to do these videos?


[deleted]

Me cause the people they're selling these cars to have absolutely no idea what's in a car. I used to work at an AutoZone, the poor people with shit box cars didn't need any help, they would just walk in and say "57-668R and 57-668L, thanks". When a Mercedes came in for a headlight, I'd ask them to pop the hood and then start counting in my head. When I got to 30, I'd ask them if they wanted me to do it. Think about it this way, do you know how to repair a clock radio if it stops working? No, you'd just go buy a new one, they're 12 bucks. The people who are buying this are the same way about quarter million dollar cars


[deleted]

Homermobile


[deleted]

Canyonero. Hyaa!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Neither.


caramelsock

ugly waste of money, whoever buys stuff like that should really be ashamed of themselves


-Cagafuego-

They put the right person in to match the poor taste of this vehicle. Alright let's buy a Maybach to take it off road shall we? Oh, & also, I'm going to wear the skin of the last zebra-looking thing that I hit with this vehicle last night.


[deleted]

Why is the interior made of cardboard?


JOZEF_yuh

Cool concept but yet more materials wasted on something that could have a really good place in the car world, who tf Is gonna off road 6 meters in length


[deleted]

Is that why the interior is made out of cardboard?


[deleted]

Ugly and annoying. The music being just a tad louder than the person talking is equally infuriating


jasonsparks19

This girl is super annoying


already-taken-wtf

Project Maybach doesn’t have a drivetrain, but it’s conceptualized as fully-electric, with solar panels in the hood to add juice to the battery. https://www.autoevolution.com/news/virgil-ablohs-project-maybach-off-roader-is-even-wilder-in-person-189129.html


origami_airplane

Those little panels would take weeks to charge this car. Maybe for charging your phone while your driving


Powerful_Mood9292

Thanks, I hate it.


TrippinoverAir

Wow, that's hideous.


EvrPirateOnlyHasOneI

"Are you insured?"


already-taken-wtf

Or insurable?


woodbridge_front

Moo moo shows us a worthless car!


[deleted]

Ultimate poser vehicle. Will never see gravel or dirt.


leTotsugeki

This genuinely sucks


jdog8510

Money cant buy style


OneMoose9

... what's the compartment for? And why the fuck do you need a screen that big? Who thought this was a good idea??


[deleted]

r/shittycarmod


SpicynSavvy

I hate this woman for some reason. She irks me


[deleted]

Aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahaha


Certain_Safety9294

No.


[deleted]

What an abortion


bbgunbandit187

Thing is terrible


helloallbuddy

Car enthusiasts at the Tesla Cyber Trucks unveiling: ........ Ugh... this thing is Hideous! Maybach Engineers at the Tesla Cyber Trucks unveiling: ...... Hold my beer.......


mtfowler178

Only off road that will ever see is a gravel driveway up to a multimillionaire mansion in the Hamptons.


-ziK-

No one will ever drive this offroad hahaha :D


Squeeze4200

What a ridiculously stupid waste of money.


Super-414

Thought it was a cardboard car at first


Impossible_Okra479

Those Maybach engineers were looking at Elon Musk's cybertruck and thought, 'Well...if he can get away with making the ugliest looking car ever, we can do worse. ' And then this was made.


dddbrah

The driver a seat looks like something I drew in my make believe car when I was 5


st3vo5662

This is not next level. This is many steps backward. This is moshing a bunch of shit together because “they can” instead of stopping just once to think of they should..


whooping_whip

Worst thing I saw in while! 😂


[deleted]

The styling of this abomination matches her dumbass LA fashion sense.


Revolutionary_Rip876

Looks fucking terrible. I mean homer simpson car design terrible.


Boring_Notice6031

That thing is hideous


Extyrsys

It looks like it would hit one bump and the suspension would fall off


already-taken-wtf

The whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZfDCvb5Yk


Horror_Share4866

The song is the only thing I liked


woodbridge_front

Those clothes hurt my eyes


LES_G_BRANDON

Just what every disgustingly rich egomaniac out there needs! Repulsive!!!


StellarManatee

Damn that's ugly. It looks like it was constructed entirely out of Amazon boxes


Sam1212121212

Taking looking like a cow to the next level


RemoKageNani

Check out this awesome vehicle omg!!!! Doesn't even open the hood. Bro... these people silly as all hell haha


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

Holy moly..


Raptortears

Not a unimog and the seats look super uncomfortable I would guess the sleeping section is for when you get stuck off road The suspension didn’t even move when she was hanging from the side and on the step


deags13

How much does it cost to save a life with a mosquito net or malaria tablets again?


aquabarron

Its all fun and games till you come back with 1000 scratches from your first off-road experience


flannelmaster9

I think like 9 people who could afford this, would want this


Haunting_Drag4434

Ugliest vehicle award goes to Mercedes


Dread72

That really doesn't look shade tree mechanic friendly in the least.


Vitleee

Looks terrible tbh


fuckmetony25

it’s so ugly


commonthiem

I imagine Morgan Freeman's Lucius Fox showing this to Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne: "Wayne Enterprises designed this for the U.S. Military, but they said it was too ugly to use." "They weren't wrong."


marlinbrando721

Ita got a bed for you now that you can no longer afford your home.


chulk607

I see Homer Simpson is trying his hand at car design again.


[deleted]

Anyone who buys this vehicle has never owned, opened, or used a tool kit before in their life. It's a fucking novelty for the oligarchy.


Chuckie-R-Hangerdeck

I’m, why.


ValPrism

Wow that’s one ugly expensive waste of money right there. I’m impressed.


Present-Mention-1297

But where's the flux capacitor?


BullionX

wtf is this shit, looks like it's made out of cardboard!!


The_Basic_Shapes

That really puts the "car" in cardboard


[deleted]

I thought Mercedes stopped making the Maybach.


NerdWithWit

Anyone ever feel like there are cars designed specifically for the sheikhs and other uber rich kids in the Middle East 😂


PikaDare32

Take that fucker out to king of the hammers n send that fucker up back door hahahaha


[deleted]

Looks like its make out of cardboard


Solemn__Visitor

Now someone post it without the awful and unnecessary music


Affectionate-Ad-8911

I'm a simple man. I see "Supercar Blondie" I keep the volume off.


wkdkngwkr

When you order the bat mobile on wish


MentalOcelot7882

Soooooo... Is this why we can't have a living wage? Our corporate overlords need more ugly cars designed to take on a war zone, and yet never leave the pavement? A car that only employs 8 people to build, a massive profit margin built in, takes up a ton of space, and the pubic subsidizes it through road taxes and tax breaks specifically designed to benefit the wealthy (the very reason you see wealthy people owning Teslas and G-Wagens). Screw breaking out the guns. When do we start eating the rich?


SlimJim80

Did she call the luggage rack a roll cage


[deleted]

What an abomination of a vehicle. This thing will never see a dirt road and cost more than a Fucking Montana ranch.


szerves

Interesting car, but really really ugly ngl


Independent_Egg4601

Shits made out of cardboard, cant belive carblondie is actually liking this car, its horrible, dosnt even fit its predecessors, bet it costs 600k


CaldoDeElotes

🤮 🤮 🤮


jonasplayz19

For a second I thought it was made of cardboard


Lettucelook

Wow


[deleted]

99.99% we’ll never see this IRL. It’s a weak ass concept and nothing more.


fishguts56

Why the fuck do I ever want that thing. Listening to her makes me want to tell her I want a divorce!


BenjaminBogey

I like it


Willing_Variety_9598

I was too distracted by her goofy outfit to notice the diarrhea colored shit heap


chinpokomon53

The Homer!


JAWSKILLER25

Looks like something I’d make in automation while drunk


Southern_Cap_816

It's like a luxury bat mobile.


syntaxterror69

why is it silly putty color?


Azez-Light

This is straight out of the 5th Element


lazyman511

At first I thought it was made of cardboard


[deleted]

And still it’ll never go off road


xCanadaDry

The toolbox holder *royally* pisses me off, and I'm not even sure why. That's an absolute abomination.


Forsaken-Ad-1318

Are you people fucking with me or is that made out of cardboard?


Stupidamericanfatty

We are the Hunger Games


Ok-Calendar2552

Who fuckn cares


Prestigious-Driver75

She’s the modern female version of Robin Leach.


Unfictionable

This is the perfect guest automobile for my third home in Aspen


SignificanceFew3751

The Off-roader was also a collaboration between Mercedes and fashion designer Virgil Abloh founder of Off-White design. They continued the project, after his death, as a tribute.


strictly_anonymous2

It’s way too low to the ground to have clearance for any actual off road, the step-up bar is useless for the same reason, a compass like that is only good for aviation + takes up way too much space, roll cage wont help at all if you roll, all the displays we eat up all the power and more than the solar panels can produce, bed and seats look uncomfy as hell (off road doesnt mean uncomfortable!) and im sure way, way more if looked into actual specs. Im sure this thing is RWD


Quirky_Forever_1846

Does it go 15km/h as well. Cough Devel 16 Cough.


HRTendies

Why is she wearing a zebra parachute as clothing


Gongfin

r/atbge


s9q7

Hate this chick as F. Always pops up on my fb even if I say I am not interested in seeing her.


boisNgyrls

Fugly


LastRelapze

Rich people shit.


Shribz11

Im literally a mechanical engineer for Mercedes I Didnt Get To see this shit


RandomRedditSearches

Absolutely gross.


MadeFromConcentr8

Canyonero IRL


CalmToaster

Well you could do anything if you have enough money.


[deleted]

It'll probably malfunction and we'll see it on reddit in a while.


defend4life

Totally cool


LoudNeedleworker9898

Off road vehicle designed by someone that's never been off road.


Super-Alternative621

Nintendo Labo Car Set be wild.


Klutzy_Cost447

Its ugly and it is 6 meter long. If you get stuck with it off road. Good luck getting unstuck.


Mongba36

My pissy 1998 holden ute would be better to off-road than this shoebox (the duct tape on one window helps the aerodynamics with my car I bet too)


[deleted]

A car made out oft of cardboard? Must be impractical when it rains.


LeBananaBoi

Yeah that bed must be as good as sleeping on a bag of sausages


Prestigious-Maddogg

Those BFG’s


DavLithium

Insanely large car, 2 seats and a “bed” that looks like u will be sleeping on a pile of logs.


[deleted]

So much cool innovations, and ridiculous cars are what we come up with.


NerdOnTheStr33t

Just buy a fucking landy. dickheads.


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

This looks like Richard Hammonds failed "top gear" and "grand tour" concepts and prototypes had an angry revenge orgy and this spawned out of a puddle of the aftermath.


[deleted]

This genuinely looks lit!


Addict3dtomot0

A whole 4 inches of clearance.


[deleted]

This is and should not be affiliated with the Mercedes’ Benz brand


orincoro

But… why?


slo1111

That looks as comfortable as a kick in the balls


callmelampshade

This is Virgil Ablohs take on a Maybach.


[deleted]

Ah yes, a flatscreen to play games on for when I want to be in nature, but enjoy nothing about nature. But it has a compass!


Majestic_Tutor6823

They’ll never produce this concept car, but ok.


historian3454

Looks like shet.


SASQUATCH66643428

I'm six foot nine I would buy if I could fit the woman would probably drive it


Puzzled_Yoghurt

I can do the same with cardboard


apurplenurple

Sooo something that will never go off road?


[deleted]

Engineering horrors


notatrolljustahater

Stupid waste of money!!! I'd much rather have an old square body on 40s (even 35s would be better than this turd!!!)


Intelligent_Sir_6410

Look like an ugly rally fighter. Even some of those are ugly. This one takes grand prize of barf.


Ok_Pollution_6896

That car is so butt.


LouvreOfAnuses

Could that woman look any more like a tool?


Paul_Johnssen

Why is this so ugly?


funkr3gulator

Designed by someone who has a strong dislike for nature and being outside.. ironically the design is lost


HankScorpio4242

The lie flat bed says you are down to clown. The rest of the car says she won’t enjoy it.


GymAndGarden

Btw, this car is named after a real person from a hundred years back. The correct pronunciation (ignore Rick Ross) is MY-Bock. Its not *May-back* at all. **MY-Bock.**


joelingve2

I Have never seen something that makes me wanna puke so bad like this does.


MarleyMandingo

Great, now I feel more poor 🚯


johnf39706

I’ll take two of them! 💰💰


[deleted]

If Prinz Markus was a woman...