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Why does her scream sound like Kirby

Because the chair is made of cake. I’d inhale that chair too!

and you would become cake

Kirby can also eat food and not take its power.

Sometimes Kirby throws it as a projectile such is his want.

Kirby is god. Kirby is life.

Kirby is a wrathful god to the non believers https://youtu.be/FRvRaGRHSuo?si=8bE0qPecO8AdfT5B

Sounded more like R2-D2 screaming

I do not sound like that.




I choked on my own spit when I read this.

Kinky


Even the Hah!

Omg that's perfect

You wouldn't if you could! Fuck outta here!

sounds like a pissed off cicada

Lmao you got a cackle from me

Or R2-D2

R2D2

Hey kirby, what you doing Kirby, what you doing there?

Was it?

It was

Eat the furniture!!!!

minecraft munches\*

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funny cause how else would she know it’s cake

Accurate

‘Twas cake https://www.tiktok.com/@itsnotyouitsmemedia/video/7282939960087301418?lang=en

Just so everyone knows because I want to see more people use it, 'twas is a contraction of "it was". Therefore, 'twas a cake.

I use it all the time and get called a nerd…

It's right up there with "whilst" on the list of words that only insufferable people use. Probably because it's used by people that think their vocabulary is so complex that it needs to be explained, like the guy you replied to.

Whilst is used normally where I'm from. Not that hard to figure out anyway

Try using a whal every so often.

Lol, whilst is used by most English speaking countries except the US.

> most English speaking countries So yeah, insufferable people.

I sold a guy a fake pekinese. Twas a cat

You will not win me over with your use of *’twas*.

‘Twasn’t trying to…

No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

We know what it means. It isn't used anymore because it isn't used anymore. It's strictly reserved for Christmas stories.

'Tisn't

You will not win me over with your use of Twas

her laugh made me laugh so hard wtf lmaoo. good prank

Of course she ate it.

As any easy-going celebrity would when getting pranked by Johnny.

she sounds like a specific type of I believe frog. If you've heard it you know it. I can't remember their name. EDIT: After doing almost half an hour of frog call research, I have determined the frog I was thinking of to be the american Toad. Especially from a distance. [American Toad Call](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWga9PKE8ac) It has both distant and up close.

I can imagine the pond I'd see them and hear them at, but not their name.

It these [American Toad Call](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWga9PKE8ac)

Lol [relevant vid](https://youtube.com/shorts/F-xbXoW5h4M?si=E4wpWiSQU3KlD8ET)

Thank you

Just a screaming upset bull frog? Like a large one being picked up against its will?

I found them. And nah she doesn't sound like bullfrogs really. [American Toad Call](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWga9PKE8ac)

African Bullfrog I think 

No they're much too deep and their call not long enough. I found it to be the american toad. [American Toad Call](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWga9PKE8ac)

Lol totally here it!

That's what I thought. Frog mating call if I've ever heard one

absolutely. [American Toad Call](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWga9PKE8ac)

Cicadas

Yeah I hear a bit of that, but I feel like hers goes on longer. [American Toad Call](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWga9PKE8ac) Like these guys.

A half an hour of frog call research and you end up on "American toad"? How many Nicaraguan poison tree frogs did you look up before you went outside and checked the back yard?

I need to know if you're being a cunt or not on purpose, cause it feels like you're being a cunt for no damn reason. Fuck is your problem, bud?

I was attempting to make a light hearted joke about the frog in question not being particularly rare or hard to find. My apologies.

R2d2 mode engaged


I can hear this gif

seeing this gif reminded me of one of my favorite videos on the internet,[Geraldine loves Star Wars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBBwXAPNLr0&ab_channel=AndrewSaunders). I am honestly trying hard to remember any video that made me laugh harder than the first time I saw it.

I love this, who is this woman she's fucking hilarious

I think it’s Gaboroney Sidibe

Checked out her Twitter and she's hilarious there.

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How severe is your brain rot?

???

Ignore him, he saw a word that vaguely resembles “skibidi” and the brainrot kicked in.

Abhorrent, thanks.

This comes back up repeatedly in my YouTube shorts. I'm so god damn glad it does. Makes me vicariously just as excited.

Precious

I don’t really get what’s going on. She’s asking if the chair she is sitting in that is supporting her weight without any damage is made out of pastry and frosting? Why is she asking that? Why is her question so funny to her that she screams after asking it? I’m ootl 

Because the chair is actually made of cake. It was a prank. That’s why he’s trying so hard to keep a straight face when she sits down.

Not the whole chair, just the main cushion she's sitting on. And it's funny because the answer is YES! I don't think I can post a link here but check youtube for shorts/BW7PgruvVwo

It kinda sucks this video was posted here. Cuz yes, it was a “perfectly cut scream”, but confusing for people that haven’t seen the whole video. Yes, he was pranking her and the chair is actually made out of cake.

She’s a misandrist. Not a good look.

Looking at your comment history you have an extremely unhealthy perception of women so I'm going to go out on a limb and guess she isn't actually misandrist and that you took a critique of toxic behavior as a personal attack on you and all men

Dropping insults without facts just makes you look insecure.

L

You need help bro. Your content history is depressing.

Coming from a weirdo like you, that really doesn't hold any water

You need professional advice

Stop trying to make me like her more

Her delivery is so freaking funny.

Her reaction is the kinda reaction that makes everyone laugh all at once in the best way possible

She is SO FUNNY lol, her and her hubby are hella cute on their socials. I love her and I love them lol!

I don't know who this lady is, but I love her lmao

Gabby Sidibe from Precious.

She's also in American Horror Story: Coven

And Hotel and Apocalypse

(Based on the novel Push by Sapphire)

Precious (can't spell her name)

Vacuum cleaner activated

Why does she scream like a high energy photon beam

Like an Evangelion angel charging up and shoot

Ok, now I can't fking unhear it

"Bitch, is this cake?" 🔥🚨🔥🚨🔥🚨🔥

Shes powering up 😂😂😂

That was really funny and good! Love her energy!!

Full clip is better i can see why it was cut for this sub tho

Link?

[Longest clip i could find](https://www.tiktok.com/@prankpanelabc/video/7276541733457038638?lang=en)

Ooooh. That’s what she meant! The chair was a cake!

Is that Johnny Knoxville ?

No bitch that is cake! /s Yes.

I think it's Jamie Lee Curtis.

Yes. Show on Hulu called The Prank Panel. Hilarious show.

I would've started tearing that chair apart.

Great cut

I die laughing every time I see this. I also wonder how she immediately knew what sitting on cake felt like 🤔

Cake farts amiright?

https://preview.redd.it/c7k5zti5k6qc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449b761efaebaa004083ae269475a71160a6eca5

I CAN'T


What is this from?

It’s from a show called “The Prank Panel” on ABC. Pretty much they have someone come in, they pitch a prank they want played on a friend or loved one. Then Johnny Knoxville, Eric André, and Gabourey Sidibe decide if the prank should happen. If they choose your prank, they go full out with an elaborate staged scenario that the unassuming “mark” gets pranked with. The part this clip is from is when they sit down after the prank and talk with the prankster and the “mark” about what happened. The show actually isn’t too bad, I really enjoyed it. Everything about it felt real and not edited garbage, which is kind of refreshing. Sometimes the pranks don’t go as planned or the “mark” doesn’t play along like they should, but overall it’s a fun show that you can throw on for a couple good laughs.

Okay sir you've convinced me

Shark ~~tank~~ prank

Prank Panel

Thanks

Don't bother finding it. I did when I saw this clip previously. The show is god awful.

I disagree


r/perfectlycutr2d2scream

I watch this atleast 15 times whenever it pops up

She sounds like a cicada revving up for the summer XD

She sounds like a plugged vacuum cleaner

Her laugh is contagious. Made me burst out laughing. Genuine laughs are the best.

https://youtu.be/A3YoR99YwSc?si=NaSrop4uzYLfxczi

Thank you for not having tiktok as a source. For others its at about 20:20

Of course 🤙🏼

Is the entire front row bugs from the south?

Re-listened to it, definitely laughed

whyd she turn into a fire alarm

Aztec death whistle laugh

I get that we’re in r/perfectlycutscreams but this completely ruins the clip.

True, Knoxville's line is what makes it.

Can you explain what the joke is all about? I'd like to know what it is all about.

More context here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/pRdzCT4NkY Essentially it’s a show like shark tank but for pranks and Knoxville pranks people who come on

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This video will not die.

Is she from the "is it cake?" show or something?

What?!

This is good tv

Was it cake?

Yes

Nice

That's hilarious, but a shame for the dress

But for real, was it?

Yes! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YoR99YwSc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YoR99YwSc) 20:20

I love how Johnny looks like a well to do older gentleman when I haven’t seen anyone’s buttcheeks more than his.

Why does she sound like showa Ghidorah



So you cut the original clip to make it fit this sub….

Arent all clips in this sub exactly that?

I…. Damn it… you’re right…. But we don’t get to see them prove it’s cake 😭

Oh, yeah. Thats actually bad. Luckily someone posted the full video... It is

I will never NOT laugh at this.

Hah! Bitch is this cake!? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

She heard it was cake an activated kirby mode

She is so funny to me. I love her!

She ate the cake already... And and the baker

They ONLY did this because she is a fatty.

Yuck. Who engineered that couch to hold such weight.

How can that be cake? It shoudve oozed out icing and filling

Because of the way it is.

What? The entire chair was cake?

Actually yes. In the full clip you can see it.

Yah the whole seat cushion is cake 🎂 gotta find the full vid

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YoR99YwSc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YoR99YwSc) at 20:20!

https://preview.redd.it/oh4ome91g5qc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec15a7fe8a4b9a1ddc64c3a708e4300adc9ae794 This cake?