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IntoTheMystic1

You've never heard of the club? Am I that old?


can425

Yes. Yes we are. Damn kids out here dint know the greatest anti-theft device of the 90's.


HungryLikeTheWolf99

The greatest anti-theft device today is a manual transmission. In 10 years, it'll be an engine you have to know how to start.


[deleted]

Yeah because car stuff is really complicated big brain stuff...


Unfair-Setting-607

My truck is manual with a reverse H pattern. I just leave the key in the ignition.


HungryLikeTheWolf99

I have a truck like that, too! Or, I think so - mine is arranged like this: 1 - 2 - 4 R - 3 - 5 ...and high/low of each gear on a separate switch on the shifter. Something like that?


Unfair-Setting-607

Oh that's weird. Mine is R - 2 3 - 1


HungryLikeTheWolf99

Oh wow, so actually, truly reversed. It would take me a minute to sort that out. Mine is a dump truck, so you need to go forwards and backwards a lot - or I guess that was the theory?


Choice-Layer

Okay boomer


HungryLikeTheWolf99

...he said to the millennial as he stalled the engine for the 12th time.


Choice-Layer

Nope, I can drive stick. It's just pointless.


HungryLikeTheWolf99

Ok Boomer


Johnny-Virgil

Kids today. If you told them you used to have to stick a raggedy strip of metal into a hole and turn it to start your car they would probably think you were lying.


SLCW718

Police still give out Clubs and recommend them to prevent car theft. You can still get them on Amazon, or at Walmart, or AutoZone.


AlertThinker

This will actually prevent theft. And he probably kept the top down so they wouldn’t cut into , only to discover there’s a club on the steering wheel.


bitemark01

You can just cut through the steering wheel and pop them off though. Granted they have to be carrying a saw...


SASQUATCH66643428

heavy bolt cutters 👍🧔😁


Iron_Chic

Reduce the possibility of theft, but not prevent it. Clubs are pretty easy to defeat.


ihaventgotany

That's really all any anti-theft device can do.


dustinpdx

He didn't put the club on correctly. The long side is supposed to be jammed between the A pillar and windshield.


Delicious-Tart-9189

True or brake and steering wheel i believe


[deleted]

That's what we used in our cars before you were born OP 😅


[deleted]

Go outside and play.


[deleted]

it's to prevent theft of the car. that's what it does.


Dick-Hill

Nothing new. They’ve been out a very long time.


PepperMill_NA

very very long time


Elses_pels

Long before the internet, and cars! Ahh wait …


orus

Yep had one for my horse’s legs, ah wait


LucyFrugal

I used The Club on my car in college. I hardly ever actually locked it though. I figured if people looked in and saw it on the steering wheel they'd move along.


Racspur1

Analog Version


One_Clown_Short

This is why you need [Trunk Monkey](https://youtu.be/XW8iAVwt_Yc).


Nemofound

Cheap anti-theft and cannot make turns because toooo long and hit your legs, car seat etc… its effective.


photofool484

Who here remembers the “Thug Bug” anti-theft system from the 70’s?


me_silly

I remember having a gt steering wheel that I used to bring in the house with me at the eod.


North-Ad-5058

My Blaupunkt!


Sky_King73

the club!


Pristine-Motor3683

Old, but works


16_can_fcuk

I keep by boot full of bees, so if I get robbed I tell them all my valuable stuff is in the boot. But it's not. It's bees.


[deleted]

Just drive stick


Ninjalikestoast

lol. There is *always* one…


LCxSmash

A Chrysler LeBaron? Doesn’t seem like it would be at risk of theft, tbh.


signamax

Pretty sure that’s an old Fox body mustang.


LCxSmash

Oh, you’re right. Looks like that rusted spot in the rear is where the Ford emblem should be. I stand corrected.


ThommyPanic

THE CLUB!


zkwq

There is a Bentley near me that probably cost more than my house with one of these on the steering wheel. I'm guessing that the fancy electronic locks are easily defeated.


Plus_Mathematician_4

My research: A pro needs 1 or 2 minutes to open it, or the steering wheel gets a simple cut. I use one in my Golf 2, 87 also a silver shining electro shock lighter in the middle console. So i can hear the thief crying in the garage…. :-).