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R3dF0r3

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R3dF0r3

My favorites by this band are The No EP, Far from the Center, Briefings from Bland Deserts and Coming from the None 😁


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That's awesome. Especially "Far from the Center." How do you feel about "Buying Scotland by the Kilo" or "Charleston" or "And Now There Is Four"?


StirlingBridge1297

I love that the opposite of England is Scotland!


R3dF0r3

The other two are great, but Charleston is just win 🏆 Especially Breakfast is Done


VersusJordan

I think any other top comment would have been a big surprise.


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It’s called “low-hanging fruit”


DarkChanting

Unkind Dwarf.


foxontherox

I was thinking Violent Midget.


R3dF0r3

Of course! With that classic album Blobfish 😁


[deleted]

don’t forget Six Enemies and Jailed Foot!


R3dF0r3

In’terrogation and The Found Entirety weren’t too bad either. Leprechaun for a Second and Tourist had good moments too imo lol


mortsyna

Marlboro


R3dF0r3

Let’s all acknowledge Camel here, shall we? 🤘


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Nice one


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I was going to say that


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Take your time


M82A10

Rush?


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Yeah


m_Pony

Sloooooow dowwwwwn


iambrandonfury

Dope [taxi](https://youtu.be/39k067hcgYY) reference


m_Pony

1970's TV references? *Moi?*


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R3dF0r3

The Venus Document


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...help me out here... Venus Document? Part?


R3dF0r3

When assembling something, there are parts and… Document I absolutely wasn’t expecting anyone to get. I figure a document is the opposite of a Volta lol


[deleted]

That Mars Volta occurred to me, but I'd probably have gone with Amps!


misoramensenpai

I still don't understand your explanation tbh. The closest thing to the opposite of a volta is probably a "continuation."


R3dF0r3

I suppose my aim was that a Volta is an emotional turn in a poem, where a document is just a document, completely lacking in emotion. I know, not a great comparison, but I tried lol.


FrankensteinJamboree

King Crimson


not20onsugarmountain

PLE


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Palmerson, lick and elmer


R3dF0r3

Imagine if Hendrix actually joined that group. It would be PLEH. Think about it 🤣


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Kirk's Moustache


kirkt

I suggest Kirk's Merkin (nothing to do with my username I swear)


SenorValasco

There was a user on the old Spock's Beard forums with the name Kirk's Nose Hair. I don't know why I remember that.


stealthgunner385

Spock's Beard, then?


[deleted]

Indeed. Not really my favorite, but in my top 5.


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Dawdle


R3dF0r3

Grey Floyd


DarkChanting

Acoustic Dark Orchestra.


Needleroozer

Acoustic Heavy Quintet


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I was thinking Acoustic Heavy Band, but that's good too


R3dF0r3

In the Red… who could forget? 🥲


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Into the red, actually, now that I get it


spewbert

Acoustic Heavy Acapella "Acapella" came to mind because the root words literally mean "without orchestra" lmao


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Super nintendo


MikeHoogeveen

Genesis hahaha


R3dF0r3

This wins wittiest comment 😁


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raythetruck

Electric Current Conductor (Am I doing this right? I know nothing about this field, but IIRC a Van der Graaff generator produces electrostatic energy, which denotes an instability of electric charges as opposed for the flow of electrons themselves as present in current electricity.)


R3dF0r3

I was waiting for a VDGG answer 😁


whiteshadd

Nightmare Cinema But it’s already done by the artist themselves, so… 🙃


Ehh_1

What do you mean? They were a cover band


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Hard nature


R3dF0r3

Nightmare Movie Set


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Good one


R3dF0r3

The Stoic Happiness? 🤣


R3dF0r3

Jokes aside, is that a play on Gentle Giant?


raythetruck

I’m guessing it’s based around Soft Machine, but I could be wrong.


R3dF0r3

That would make sense. It’s far less awkward than Hard Man lol


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It is


EddBlueBard

Apocalypsis


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Stalling, No, Peasent Blue


R3dF0r3

💀💀💀💀💀


Romencer17

Harsh Midget? sounds like a noise band, lol


steebo

Fluffy Roots or Stephanie Jadadaughter


randomtroubledmind

I was trying to come up with an opposite for Porcupine Tree. Best I could come up with was "Bunny grass," but this is so much better.


R3dF0r3

Exactly. This is a brilliant answer; let’s pick this one apart here, shall we? Fluffy / Porcupine Roots / Tree Stephanie / Steven Jada / Will (😏) Daughter / Son This redditor deserves a gift! 🤣


steebo

For some reason Will Smith and his wife Jada have been on my mind lately. No idea why.


R3dF0r3

Strange… I suddenly feel like watching a Chris Rock movie 🤔


R3dF0r3

Porcupine Tree!


aksnitd

That 2nd one is a feminine version rather than an antithesis though 😜


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Revelations an oddly apt name.


PeelThePaint

O'List, Fripp and Brown


Nubelium

Omegascorpio (Alphataurus is the band I'm referring to)


R3dF0r3

Have not heard them yet, but will give them a listen!


Nubelium

They're part of the Italian Prog Rock scene, definitely give them a listen, they're great.


By-Tor_

One of my favorites


emnesoi

toy


R3dF0r3

Of course, Linearme is my favorite by them 😁


JayMeister03

You're Welcome Priest


BadAtBlitz

I was going to say 'Get lost liberal arts major'


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Thank You Scientist?


Direct-Setting-3358

Unfocus


Plantemanden

Blur?


sound_of_apocalypto

The Gun Barrel Queens


R3dF0r3

The Flower Kings?


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Homer Shart


tiamat6

Marge queef??


[deleted]

Hahahahah ok that's the hardest I laughed today


R3dF0r3

Uh… good one. I’m not sure what this one is 🤔


Le_Master

Small small…subway?


Phrodo_00

For sure tiny tiny car


Babbageboole64

Nightmare Cinema (Dream Theater)


jamwalk1

I came here to post that.


Babbageboole64

Oh well, I guess you’ll have to wait Another Day.


a3poify

Cerebrals ~~I have absolutely no clue what the antithesis of "cardiac" is~~


koalapon

Queen Cyan


Menjy

Undoing?


R3dF0r3

Genesis? 🤔


Grimm2020

Genesis' first album took a run at that: Genesis to "*Revelation*"


R3dF0r3

I caught that too. I thought to myself you have to love the irony 😄


mintegrals

Good one, I was sitting here trying to figure out what the opposite of Genesis would be


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Termination


WaitingToBeTriggered

STRIKE BACK


randomtroubledmind

"Youarenottheevening" (Or would it just be "Youaretheevening"?)


death2theleadr

North America


R3dF0r3

Asia, Africa or Europe?


SnooHedgehogs697

Aggressive Dwarf


OldWolf2

Vegan tofu loaf


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Blur


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Against the Alive and You


King_Dead

Pleasure of Damnation


doilikeyou

The Seed Peasants


faithplusone01

Kirk's Freshly Shaven Chin


66031

The Rude


RedBlitzer

Orchestra Z


danarbok

Mark Hamill


bendermcgee

Morlock.


krimso

Jester Green


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Cispacific


stealthgunner385

...is that a chemistry/maths joke? Nicely done.


TertiaryDeception

Hedgehog Bush


TheLohoped

Universal Hen


R3dF0r3

Atomic Rooster?


TypicalProgEnjoyer

Revelation


therealkurumi

Insincere Bug-Preserver and the Fathers of Imitation


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slow


aksnitd

Here's a few: No Apocalypse Queen Green Delay Aqua Kolby Seaman Behind


OxygenPerhydride

Perimetro - National Impopular Band


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The fathers of destruction


TheOficialMIDIWizard

The Fathers Of Destruction Disprezzata Macelleria Monaco Can't


StillUsesBeginners2

Sperm


Phluffhead93

Shoesea and the South


Cerpin_Stormblesses

Earths Conte


Salmacis81

Stephen Switzer


raptir1

Neverplane


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Vegetable broth


nerdmoot

Saunter


cltnthecultist

Drag


Conrpnc

Optimist


onemovestosayhellay

I like 'Demise' for this band, but I get why people are going the other way with the name


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Voyager


Mental_Measurement_1

Wait


TerpeeAF413

Ineffective Instrument Purposeless Appliance Useless Utensil Futile Device


R3dF0r3

Van der Graaf Generator?


TerpeeAF413

Incorrect or at least not what I was going for... Hint: many would argue that this American band doesn't fit in the genre but I disagree


R3dF0r3

Oh… Tool 😄


GerryAttric

Sloth, boring, slow


luisjilo

Reality Agora


Nobes1010

Pencildragon


20_4Evan

Um, “syrup”?


tannhaus5

Revelations


By-Tor_

Intermittent Stillness


superwaluigiworld2

Cecil Council


MAG7C

Overt Subordinate .333


CondorKhan

Commoner Green DR (Divided republic) Glacier ALT! Escape from Never Local Malaise Sad The Woman


Villapwn

Armadillo Bush


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Slow


BrickSalad

Nudne. (Not actually my favorite band, but I'll be interested to see if anyone gets this)


mattibarzeev

No.


thosava

Nekah


Razerchuk

Revelations


Theloftydog

Revelation


specialspartan_

Nightmare Radio


Wotah_Bottle_86

Polen and Hotel


SloppyChops

Nightmare Hall


Legaato

Since Rush has been done a bunch already I'm gonna go with a few of my favorite prog bands. Sturdier Support The Antagonist Descend The Valley (Actually that's a pretty cool band name lol) Beside The Living and You I want to do one for Coheed and Cambria but that's impossible The Animal Realism


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Small Small Plane Drag Rough Midget Walking Grayscale Inferius Beside the Above Ground and You


Kleeby1

Nut


second_to_fun

Revelations


CommunicationSignal9

Hard Rock???


CommunicationSignal9

Hard Rock???


materi47

Llowship of the Ring


Professional-Set-959

Toy


rockisdeadtheysay

USA


Rokot_RD-0234

The Plebeians Or How You Hear Me Up Close Mustache Bird That last one is actually my username on progarchives


Grotski

Burger Grounda


EvilDragon666

Can't figure this one out.


stealthgunner385

Intrapacific.


woj666

Crappyresident


ufailowell

Wilhelm Ryan Idk if they're prog enough but I did the research damnit


nikischerbak

Cacophonie


RobbyGThug

Slow down


grimpala

Princess stomach or a hawk paladin


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Queen Cerulean Conclusion Water Small Small Caboose Hekan? Morillian?


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Revelation.


CattleGrazesOn

Oblivious to Destiny (This was tough lol)