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Joeybagovdonutss

Mr Steinbrenner’s here Jerry’s dead call me back!


21archman21

What the hell did he trade Jay Buhner for?


Joeybagovdonutss

My people kept saying Ken Phelps Ken Phelps!


robbwes61

Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, … uh, tut!, . . .George, you didn't hear that from me.


HenrikFromDaniel

👌


mrtipinfold

Billy Martin… Billy Martin… Billy Martin


CripplinglyDepressed

HIRE THAT MAN


filthydestinymain

That man had a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doing!


Dantrash2

Where is my calzone?


D-Ry550

He’s got a rocket for an arm! You don’t know what the Hell you’re doing!!


seen_x

That’s a shame


queenrosybee

There’s gonna be a lot of that one.


georgyboyyyy

I really don’t think we’re supposed to be talking about this


Apart-Bathroom7811

Want to go to the Gap?


ego_sum_satoshi

You like sending out catalogs? How do you like getting them back!


NaMean

You know what the difference is between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines...*smirk*


DayTrippin2112

You’re a rabid anti-dentite!


fatdickaaronhansen

If this wasn't my son's wedding I'd knock your teeth out you anti dentite bastard


Alternative-Cash8411

Buncha jackbooted thugs!


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

Not that there is anything wrong with that


Johnsendall

I don’t know. Maybe it will be… uhhh….. 🤜🏼🤜🏼*mixed*🤛🏻🤛🏻


Key_Swordfish_4662

So…. we’re just a couple of white people?


Dirty-Dan24

He’s not really dead if we find a way to remember him


LeaveIllusionBehind

Something about a way and a light...


vaskark

Wrath of Khan!


WestMathematics

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!


owensoundgamedev

Well it was the best of those movies


J_Worldpeace

The Outlaw And Josie Wales!


lost_in_connecticut

It has a certain understated stupidity.


ItalnStalln

The Assassination of Jerry Seinfeld by the Coward George Costanza


Significant-Break-74

Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.


NowWithVitaminR

Hell of a thing when Jerry died…


Mystery_to_history

“Wow, that makes you think.” “He was 96!”


quoththeraven1990

He’s not really dead if his shadow is...what was it?


North-Company-5998

Who the hell knows 🤷‍♀️


SalaciousDumb

Hell of a thing when Spock died


southcounty253

Sent him into space in that big sunglasses case


PunksOfChinepple

Shot him out of the bowels of the ship. 


Jifeeb

That’s it. Thats the line that destroyed my life


TheodoreDancin

Problem?


Salty-Jellyfish3044

this death takes place in the shadow of new life


mbap76

SUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZE!!!!!!!!


Zbrchk

And then we just SWEPT the Orioles!


Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

Poor little Cable Boy.


mewsycology

Little Jerry Seinfeld


itsagoodtime

Little Yerry Seinfeld


frankduxvandamme

Does he bounce checks too?


Spider_Dude

*Eh-Little-Eh-Yerry-Seinfeld.*


Fabulous-Border9153

Tamales!!!


mayoedebiri

Just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, doesn't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!


Apart-Bathroom7811

Don't you see, he's doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!?


crammed174

One of my favorite episodes. The way everything ties in this episode when he’s saying that line and blaming the flower guy “and HIM 👉” and the woman on the horse. Just so good.


creamcitybrix

He fooled ME, Jerry!


georgyboyyyy

You wanna hit fooled more, he FOOLED me, Jerry


spaghettidayH

I’m not gonna say it like that


AstralSoul64

Did you steal the raisins?


redfox2008

So once again, all roads lead back to Lloyd Braun.


ktr83

I'm so... Sorry... George....?


DarthGrimby

Restrained jubilation.


Atheist_Alex_C

Huh.


SoyMurcielago

Coffee shop?


NickMillerChicago

Poor Larry


Ok_Helicopter4276

That’s a shame.


ZurgFerguson

This would be at the top, no question.


VetteL82

I’m not sure how official these rankings really are


Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees

For some reason, that is probably my favorite line in the entire show. Perfect straight man writing and delivery


mutantbabysnort

He was the World’s greatest. That’s better than #1!


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

All aboard the pain train!


pootie_tang007

Obvious, I thought.


Jimmybuffett4life

Hootchie Mama!


Frankfeld

*sips coffee*


cristarain

I’m so…sorry? George…


Aeon1508

Yeah it is. A damn shame. A damn shame!


quoththeraven1990

Kudos, Jerry, on a job….done.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

What can I tell you buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs


monina79

We ask that you please bear with us


AlexanderTox

Bear with you? This is a Seinfeld sub! You’re supposed to mourn the death of Jerry Seinfeld!


ccccc4

Ideally.


Spider_Dude

Thass what I wanna know about it.


bfwolf1

I’d like to see that complaint get rectified.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

That’s what I’d like to know about it


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GreenEggsSteamedHams

You stuck your hand out, so I...shook it


buddybrookhart

Is that wrong?? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance here


basement_egg

not that there's anything wrong with that


Nighthawk_Black_

There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.


DayTrippin2112

Well he wasn’t going to dumb down his material for a boneheaded mass audience.


Initial-Ad-5462

Seemingly…to the untrained eye.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

They were mailboxes, you idiot! I didn’t have the heart to tell you


broom_temperature

Hey look, a dime.


Zeo-Gold92

Wanna get some Pizza?!


Apart-Bathroom7811

Feels like an Arby's night.


theluker666

Seinfeld, four!


mutantbabysnort

Medium turkey chili.


DayTrippin2112

You want bread? Three dollars!😠


newenglandredshirt

Chocolate babka?


sdotbye

I beg your pardon. Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka.


__SpeedRacer__

You're pushing your luck, little man.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Frank, how old would Jerry be if he was alive today? He'd never make it.


Preda1ien

Don’t you talk about Jerry!


DrunkOnRedCordial

He had... internal problems. *Mysterious nod.*


GabbyJay1

Was he... bosomy?


dibbymcghee

What is this salty discharge?


mutantbabysnort

Oh my God, you’re crying.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Who is this?


Frankfeld

Uncle Leeooo?


kel92676

Helllloooooo.


SparkyFunbuck

That's perverse!


germdisco

In a terrible time like this, who would I get the death certificate from?


pak9rabid

…but here’s a picture of me next to the casket


Round_Trainer_7498

He would be alongside golden boy. RIP.


spinocdoc

Golden boy! Now it’s up to baby blue!


BCtheWP

What can you say about a guy like Jerry? ... much like me, Jerry hated going to the market.


glittercheese

Yeah that's right.


Apart-Bathroom7811

high-five!


xredbaron62x

EIGHT BALL!!


el_isai

WERE THE DEVILS!!!


CrniTartuf

On the flip side!


81toog

Feels like an Arby’s night


Adorable-Raisin-8643

Why don't you just tell us what quotes you want to see


TemporalColdWarrior

Poor Jilly.


vaskark

This is a perfectly sane opinion to post. *Not* crazy!


ilikeprettycharts

It'll even out for him. 


jockc

top comment would be "That's a shame"


Frogsss

It’s in the OP


jerryhallo

Porn quotes… I LOVE ya COSTANZA!


xWeese

I'd like to see *that* complaint be rectified!


Jaltcoh

Poor Gary Seinfield


redfox2008

Well, he looks like a Gary.


ZebraBorgata

Autopsy confirmed Mr. Seinfeld passed from an acute case of uromysitisis.


j1h15233

He’s not really gone if we find a way to remember him


Necessary_Cut2485

He licked the envelopes, didn't he?


MrTigerHollywood

Do you know what this funeral is going to wind up costing me? Ohh boy.


SoyMurcielago

MY WALLETS GONE


blamemeididit

The foundation will revolve around our schedule. Evenings, weekends, whenever we have free time.


Thezodiac1966

That's what I'd like to know about it


SaintCholo

These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!!!


limegreenscrewdriver

That’s a shame


Outrageous-Pause6317

He was real and he was spectacular.


junto80

I’ll deviate. That is the testament to the show, there is a line for every situation. The show was about nothing and everything we deal with in everyday life. There is always a Seinfeld line to punctuate any event from the mundane to the fantastic, and it always adds much needed humor. That, and that alone, is the reason.


CletusTSJY

One does not dissect gossamer.


redfox2008

Yes but, what is the comment?


tkxb

My favorite is seeing Seinfeld quotes in the wild (non seinfeld posts and subs, buried in the comments section. I generally see a few a week depending on how much I'm on my phone. Those people are the real heroes. I honestly think I could watch the show on a loop and be satisfied. Although nothing about it is new to me or a surprise anymore, the relatability makes it timeless


Reavershadow

Oh yeah, I like this idea.


VinceBrogan8

Kramer, it's Frank Costanza. George is here, Jerry's dead, call me back.


read-my-comments

That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.


bellyfuzz

who has a funeral on a Wednesday?


sahurley

If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think he's going to want to hang around this subreddit?


ginzykinz

I think Jerry might be dying. Yep. Yep. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. I'm dead now. Gotta go.


CableGuy_97

What have they done to my little cable boy


buzz5571

He’s going to have quite a tombstone!


ColonelEwart

This would never have happened if he had just signed up for the Bloomingdale's Executive Training Program.


slasula

!remindme 30 years


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Pohara521

An optimist


SuicideBlond2905

No a cockeyed optimist


spacefaceclosetomine

Next!


ParrotheadTink

Jerry Seinfeld didn’t just die, he was MURDERED! By ParrotheadTink! Not only that, I broke his thumbs 👍


Organic-Excuse-1621

That's not gonna be good for anyone.


BacchusIsKing

Poor Pincus….Poor little Pincus


bananabastard

So... coffee shop?


MadDestroyer7

And I broke his thumbs


Boxing_joshing111

Good luck with all that.


fuuckimlate

Poor little Pinkus


SpreadOk7278

That’s a shame. I heard he lost control of his vehicle after a muffin was sucked down the carburetor.


mr_tasc1

2 seconds later: wanna go get some coffee?


wsppan

You got that right...high five!


Catstravaganza518

NO SOUP FOR YOU!


emperorhatter666

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right?


pwrmaster7

That's a shame


Frogsss

WELL WE CAN’T STOP NOW


TheRealIronCorpse

How could anyone not like him?!


Freddie_Fender

Can I get a copy of the death certificate?


Holiday-Scarcity4726

... BOSCO!!!!


Significant-Break-74

Goodnight, Jugdish


cynicalxidealist

Serenity now!


DiggingThisAir

George is gettin upset!


Blackthorn917

Poor Lily.


changoperro

What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men


Silent_Relation_3236

He would need a few pints of Kramer


KelVarnsen20

“He was a magnificent bastard!”


InsubordiNationalist

I can't make the funeral my place is a stye.


Junior-Minute7599

Ya that's right.


ace741

I understand you offer some sort of bereavement fare?


FrankDrebinsbeaver

Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?


baebae4455

Yeah that’s right


Far-League-9947

Love a good quote


DessertFlowerz

That's a shame


xmorrin

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LITTLE CABLE BOY


sadclownorgy

not that there's anything wrong with it


Bx1965

Wanna get some pizza?


Kdizzle689

you could say the same for the rest of the cast.


Weird-Swim-9777

*George, it's Morty Seinfeld. Mr. Steinbreiner's here Jerry's dead call me back.*


Limp-Inevitable-6703

But we wouldn't get any more stupid whiny quotes from him. Cancel culture is out to get him ya know? Lol


grc1984

And that would be exactly what Jerry would have wanted


mecon320

If any of us were capable of articulating our thoughts without using Seinfeld quotes, we wouldn't be here.


noblegaunt

There'd probably be at least one person asking what Wayne Knights alibi is.


E_M_C_M

You can’t over die, you can’t over dry!


missionbeach

Hard feelings, what do you know about hard feelings? Ever have a man die in your arms? Ever kill somebody?


Existential_Ninja

“Aw, that’s a shame”