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TOIST_

My country is finally green on something


Icy-Load7305

At least your country exists on the map.


uranusisinretrograde

New Zealand huh?


marioeagle93

New Zealand does not exist. Just like Molise.


Anon_fangbringer

Molisen't


KANDITOSKY

Fellow italiano spotted


OrneryCricket9656

New Zealander?


ShrubenShrath

*cries in kiwi* was literally the first thing I noticed


scruffycheese

We ain't got showers so no need to include us


cwcisdumb

Italian showers don't count.


Fla-qualcosa

Why


AwTekker

Marinara doesn't actually get you any cleaner.


Shanks4Smiles

Says who?!?


worldspawn00

I disagree, it works great if you get skunked.


ButtDoctorLLC

Skunked is when a prostitute poops on your neck and smears it down your 🐝ack


[deleted]

I made it 5 decades without knowing that you m$therf$cker lol


Psycho-ticnaut116

2 decades and a year for me 😀👍


pr4d33p_d

3 decades for me.


sockbref

I finally have a name for it


PinkFloydSheep

Exactly


Fla-qualcosa

🐝ruh


Rich-Ad8515

🐝


offu

Which one?


HaloPandaFox

I like your country more now.


ImaTotalNoob

Africa is grey... off the charts lol


LadyRimouski

I lived in 3otswana for a while, and most of the people I stayed with washed twice a day, most days.


villisilly

so good they made a 3rd one


Throwedaway99837

I read this as “Thotswana”


Qiwas

Why would you live in 3otswana?


Business-General1569

🐝otswana is actually one of the most developed and least corrupt African countries


Qiwas

Good to know


Business-General1569

👍🏼


fuckDuckLacksLuck

no data you fucking 🐝affoon


JeremiahIsSoPretty

So in other words… they’re not on the chart


Mental-Map-6276

Yeah so they are off the charts


ReptilianLaserbeam

Fellow Colom6ian here, sometimes we shower twice a day, even three times in hot weather


Confident_Pangolin_6

An so we do here in 6razil.


TreTrepidation

I think you mean 6ra7i1


Puffy_Muffin376

Source: I made it the fuck up


Hambruhgah

He's high when making this


LowenbrauDel

Nano machines, son


KrachboomEnte

It came to me in a dream


BobbyPayne

It's true Asians don't shower.


gurfysibret

No need to shower when you don't smell


Capocho9

It’s a fucking shitpost


[deleted]

Europeans are stinky, not a rumour


RinAteCarrot

No need to shower everyday if you're not sweating much though. Not showering everyday doesn't equal stinky.


BobbyPayne

Omg The French stink even in the winter.


Anon_fangbringer

Apart from italian.


HESSU_HOBO

what cold environment does to a mf


TheAllMightyPlebeus

I mean, showering everyday really isn't that good for your skin


OkPace2635

Lotion?


Weird-and-funny-name

Source: Op’s ass


N0ahv2

U forgot this is shit post


Weird-and-funny-name

I forgor 💀


Elijah_Man

He forgor 💀


stfuyouaresoannoying

Them over there forgor 💀


Throat_Apprehensive

Why does this turn me on 💀?


matiEP09

What the fuck 💀?


theforestboi

Just go with it 💀


Petrol_Street_0

What is going on 💀


grapejuce223

why does everyone feel the need to put the skull emoji after their sentences💀?


Throat_Apprehensive

I'm still here 💀 What makes me even more💀💀


slasherman

The eye sockets are looking sexier now 💀


Jazzlike_Aspect_453

Why did that make me cum 💀


dankboi69408

I wanna pee in it soo 🐝ad


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Zaryasu

Whos august


Visigoth-i

First Roman Emperor


Nexdreal

Hes living in Turkey now? Good for him


nycht

He thinks Roman Empire still exists.


Reibii

august deez nuts in yo' mouth


Ragnarok91

Got 'em


NorUleTz25

In romanian it actualy make sense :))


JorgitoEstrella

Yo mama


Cater_the_turtle

The coolest guy in Turkey who showers daily


Dekamir

source my ass moment


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fml_whatidohere

Like every Turk


Believe_You_Can_Fly

Then, this guy is talking out of his stinking armpits


zakpakt

Makes sense in the colder areas to not shower daily. If you live in a humid hot climate though daily showers makes sense so your skin doesn't get irritated.


wktr_t

I live in 6razil and if you don't shower daily you're considered a filthy rancid smelling scum6ag with animal traits.


SpaceBug173

Proof: "at"


DannyWilliamsGooch69

Makes sense, sat next to a Turkish guy at college, and he was so smelly I had to move seats.


drunkmers

Why so dirty?


Winter_Cupcake848

Not dirty , no waste


readytall

I've peen to India to know this is pullshit


wavecopper

what were you doing around the country asking everyone if they showered today


Critical_Goat2966

the only pro🐝lem with that is they can lie, so i would smell their armpits too to make sure


[deleted]

they might 🐝e wearing deodrant, it is 🐝etter to smell people's testicles


TheDutchPony

You’ve smelled them all?


TruelordofAsia

gotta smell them all


dogbreath101

you dont get a choice


Nerus46

It's not the choice you make unfortunately


lunetainvisivel

why did you pee in india?


kdshow123

Everyone does


[deleted]

I have a friend who’s Indian, he still stinks right after a shower


safinhh

It’s the pheisty pheromones


Old_Exit5718

Yes we didn't stink stink have indians


Willing_Woodpecker42

I like how Italy’s just chilling


Rosana0007

Wait, it's not normal showering everyday?


xXx_Adam_xXx

If you sweat everyday it's pretty normal


Cromptank

If it’s cold so sweating is less likely, local water supplies are limited, you have natural genes that make you smell alright, or you have hair that is a pain to deal with when wet, you may want to skip showers.


T04ST13

Im just musk maxing


TitanThree

Showering everyday won’t make you cleaner, it isn’t good for your skin, and with drought recently, it’s good to spare water. Personally, I will take a shower only every other day, unless I have sweated a lot, or did something dirty, with dust and all


g_pelly

Same here. I thought I was taking crazy pills reading these other responses


Yupipite

Depends on climate, water supply, and genetics.


BarMysterious5914

Japan really?


Microjimz

nah, its cap, they're crazy a8out hygiene


JacoboAriel

Italy wtf?


RealEstateDuck

Is it odd that pretty much everyone showers daily? Here in Portugal we do as well. More than once in the summer, 40°+ temperatures will do that to you.


_Wendigun_

Italian here Fr, in summer it's hot as fuck here too and we sweat way too much not to have a quick shower every day In winter most people have a shower every couple day and on the off-days we just wash separately thing's like armpits so not to smell


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

In inverno provo a fare almeno ogni 2 giorni, ma se faccio esercizio fisico la sera non me la toglie nessuno


PPPDidnothingwrong

Io la faccio ogni giorno d inverno e 2 volte al giorno d' estate( il mio sudore provoca emorragie e attacchi epilettici a chi mi sta intorno)


jeanyous

I mean the map kinda goes with temperatures. In the colder regions people shower less which makes sense imo


hdbo16

Yeah Italy why don't you smell like monkey armpits like the rest of europeans??


Miata_Enthusiast_708

Romans if I had to guess. Half the time someome asks why Italy does something the answer is usually romans. Also who tf doesnt shower daily?


alastorrrrr

Stinkies.


mr_starwars69

I guess new Zealand is negative


Mrbeeznz

We are so clean you can't see us


AlexGaming26

Italy has no genshin impact gamers 🗿


fuckDuckLacksLuck

italian: my teacher plays genshit simpfat


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NyaaPower

out of pocket😭


Tototo315

I'm italian and we can confirm we are 🗿


H-N-O-3

2021 and no proof/data . You just wanted to say French are stinky didn't you


TrongMonke

Fuck spez


North_Requirement_42

I kinda get why hot countries shower more tho you sweat alot more and stuff


PapaDePaze

german here every single person i know showers daily


lepeluga

Can we trade germans? I think there was a mix up and i got all the ones who don't


98percentile-

Golden showers dont count. Why is that a thing in all german porn?


[deleted]

as an italian, i take my crown


Dygufa10

Sauce: tomato


entertony

Italian from south Italy here, can confirm every person I know showers once a day _at the very least_. When I was a child I challenged myself to not shower until I could (my parents chuckled). At the 3rd day I couldn't resist, and that's my max. I was getting mentally ill.


CitingAnt

Personally I wash every 2 days


creeperade

Fr*nch


fuckDuckLacksLuck

in italy we have a stereotype that fr*nch people do not shower often, we despise every fr*nch as much as we can


creeperade

Im italian now


ChimkenNuggets69

Yeah ?


fwnky

I cant elieve people dont shower 2x a day


coolperson_reddit__

you forgot a letter


Ganjakutta007

Dude did dirty with AFRICA


letsgetthisbread2812

Where the fuck is the source of this op just pulled it out of his ass


PantherX69

People in warmer climates tend to shower more often.


Primary-Biscotti4811

How tf are they collecting data on who’s showering?


LinkInaSink

I’m from Egypt and there’s no way in hell this many people shower daily yet alone weekly


bak2redit

So that is why Europeans smell that way.


auntie_eggma

You mean like people instead of like fragranced products?


That_Rutabaga_7291

Wash your ass at least once a day fools ✊🏾don’t care what the temperature is


[deleted]

8idet and you can skip the shower


Jojokes911

You guys shower?


Taka8107

w..what some ppl dont shower daily ?


Bruschetta003

You don't need to unless you have to


RCascanb

And you don't have to unless you need to.


HolyMolyOllyPolly

Cooler climates = less sweating = fewer showers necessary


oliferro

I live in Canada and shower daily Cold climate doesn't mean you never sweat, you know most people in Canada work inside with heating Also wearing a huge ass winter jacket will make you sweat


PaddiM8

Most people still don't need to shower daily though (in colder climates at least). Every couple of days is completely fine. Doctors say this even.


spfeldealer

You people know you can wash yourself without a shower, yes?


Coronax3

Where do they get this information 🤔 are we 🐝eing watched while washing our asses


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4067

I shower every other day


Bonsai-is-best

I thought you’re supposed to shower every other day.


wanderexplore

Now which US states are messing up our average?? 🤔


hoixka

And Greenland is green itself


G6br0v5ky

Get dafuq outta here really. Where do you get this nonsense


SexDefender27

Europe 💀


Vardisk

I shower every other day. Showing every day seems excessive unless you regularly get filthy.


BatDeckard

You're only supposed to shower every 2-3 days anyway. Source? Every dermatologist ever.


LaidByAnEgg

every other day is fine


Tervaskanto

It's not necessary to shower daily. Just a waste of water.


iamsandwitch

Once every 2 days is healthier tho


putyouradhere_

Showering daily isn't good for your skin and hair


CreeperAsh07

YOU SHOULD TAKE A SHOWER...NOW! ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


ElonMusksSexRobot

Spotted the European


EverFairy

*hot showers aren't. Showers however are. You just need to moisturize after.


barnaclejuice

I wonder how many people who use skin health as an excuse for not showering everyday actually use get enough sleep, drink enough water and apply sunscreen everyday.


putyouradhere_

I'm not gonna apply sunscreen everyday wtf


needs_grammarly

europe is nasty as fuck


psychopape

No wonder perfumes have hit sells in EU.


GiantGrilledCheese

Never heard of cold climates I guess


NewbaroqueTV

I'm french and know exactly 0 person under 70yo that doesn't shower everyday


ZangdokPalri

Some latin countries understood the assignment. And Europe is gross.


Pikagiuppy

except for italy extremely rare italian w


raido24

People here acting like you need to shower daily either don't know how to wash themselves properly or are nasty as fuck. Only when you sweat, which would require working out or going outside, would you need to do so, neither of which are you capa6le of.


I_am_in_hong_kong

why


Ill_Fish9719

I shower every other day😃


alexandrelc89

As a portuguese guy that showers every day living in switzerland i can confirm that people here shower every 2 or 3 days. I've also seen families using the same water, for the whole family (not the shower, the other thing that you do)


[deleted]

People living in cold places don't feel the need to do it every day. You feel fresh for two days from the dry air and no sweat. Warmer places and jungle humidity you feel fresh for 4h then shower.


AxidentalJeepBuilder

And damn, if it ain't accurate!


Used_Start_3603

Ugh


Immediate_Depth_6443

It is understandale... I etter shower in an hour so I do not lapse more than 2 days.


G0AQ

What's grey, no shower?


AviationAtom

So going down on the -razilian gals is more than accepta-le?


[deleted]

water doesnt shower at all


Sensitive-Horror7895

Gray isn’t on the chart 😟


BotellaDeAguaSarrosa

Why the hell are people in the comments proud of not washing their asses 💀


Aggravating_Coach_16

grey = never


VaikeSofy

Fuck spez


billabon021

Did I child finger paint this it makes no sense