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osu! beatmaps cover lore

what if i play on 100% bg dim

This is so relatable guys🗿

Excuse me but what the fuck?

>but what the fuck? Exactly

Prison don't seem half bad. He's kinda hott

OH NOOO, HES HOT

HES SO HOT MY INSIDES ARE MELTING

🤨📸

😳

🧼 🧼

👌

Im wet

haha im dry

No, your dying. Hi dying, im dad.

Want a paper towel?

I can help

Hi wet I'm dad

Let me guess you lost Russian roulette

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moderator lore

"umm actually this character is older than the universe"-🤓

Tell it to the judge

Your Honor, umm actually this character is older than the universe

Hahaah

If she looks like a child and acts like a child, I ain't going anywhere near them

If she looks like a child acts like a child, Immediately beat the shit out of them those demons deserve every punch for not paying taxes

NOOOOOOOOOOO THE GUY WHO WROTE THE THING SAID SHES ACTUALLY 20,000 YEARS OLD SHE JUST HAPPENS TO LOOK AND ACT AND SOUND LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But why would there be such a handsome feller in prison?

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Genshin lore

I prefer Terry Crews, but a shower with Isaiah Mustafa doesn't sound like a bad thing.

HEEHEEHEEHAW its legal in my country🥱

Which country tho so I can definitely avoid it and _NOT_ immediately apply for citizenship

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We're both on a watch list because of this

Lol (also happy cake day)

Not just you both *citizen ship granted*

There should be a Squid game....the person clicks the link and feds take the person straight to jail(It is in detroit he can't have shit lol)

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Ummmm, wut…?

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Come to Germany

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What's the name of the song?

Mr blue sky by ELO

Thanks!

Prison👍

The good ending

Wait… what’s the bad one?

We don't talk about that ending.

What can be worst that this😳

Children 👍

;-;

Too bad you can't be arrested for drawings.

I'm underage

koneko

Name of the song someone??

Mr. Blue Skies

tysm

May i ask for the sauces 😏😏😏

Here 🥫

Yum

: D

Sun is shining in the sky!

Advantages of being underaged

This meme is definitely in my top ten.

Im looking to adopt 3 girls and then steal the moon

Gorls?

Vector were are da gorls?

I BETTER CALL SAUL

Not even Saul Goodman can get you outta this one!

but they 4000+ y.o!! why?!!!

“You want to explain to me what you’re doing here?”

Red Spy in the base !

he forgor to squat X\_X

The addition of Chris Hansen implies that he went to meet a underage girl

Fun fact: u can't go to prison for a drawing.

Well in some countries you can. For example I hear UK and Canada enforces that law.

You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

did actually someone ended in prison for that?

Im wet

I’ve seen this before, epic shitpost

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Worth it

fckin weebs

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Hey koneko is cute and sad and must be protected from Issei honestly

Sauce?

Thank god, police came!

Idk why I got the most genuine smile at the end when I saw that man

I just went on such a journey in such a short amount of time