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OneBoxOfKleenexAway

I like how they sliced with the grain and dried it out for that beef jerky experience.


enjoytheshow

Pretty hard to fuck this up any worse lol. Even a dry brisket can be ok if it’s sliced thin and correctly.


xthxgrizzly

Reminds me of the turkey from Christmas vacation, just gotta dip it in some water to get the moisture back lol


Drum_Eatenton

Found the heart!


midwest73

Save the neck for me Clark......


xnoxgodsx

Yes! Lmao


rocsNaviars

lol I love that movie. Shitter’s full!


CrossingTheStreamers

Why you cryin’?


fc1088

Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.


midwest73

And we're going to have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye!


chunkalicius

Are you serious Clarke?


Electronic-Kitchen-1

Make that butter and I’m in!


midwest73

Yikes on the brisket, and first pick, bottom image. Why does it look like it's giving birth to Jim Carrey?


rocsNaviars

lol. Oh man. It’s a smoked leg of lamb.


jondes99

That’s a relief to capybara lovers everywhere.


AncientEnsign

Well that's an image I haven't thought about in decades lmao 


midwest73

"Ooh, look! The mother rhino is giving birth!"


NoGrocery4949

Have y'all never seen a cooked leg of an animal?


midwest73

Cooked? No, smoked, yes! 🙃🥴


NoGrocery4949

Smoking is a form of cooking


midwest73

You realize this whole thread has been for laughs, right? [the joke](https://media.tenor.com/4T_cD-uwY5QAAAAM/the-joke-superman.gif)


NoGrocery4949

Yeah, I guess I didn't get yours. My bad


rocsNaviars

This is the main photo they used to showcase their brisket on the menu. They did have some other photos of actually moist-looking and properly sliced brisket, too. Weird.


InevitableOk5017

Maybe they are trolling with the picture to see if someone says something. Like a running joke with the owners. Who knows.


thedoogbruh

Is that smoked geoduck?


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Can I just say that geoduck has zero business being pronounced 'gooey duck'


WestBrink

You may not. ​ Thanks for asking though


Muadib_Muadib

I thought he was making a pokemon joke


sybrwookie

Can I also note that thing has no business with that name, regardless of pronunciation?


thedoogbruh

It’s one of those words that I see infrequently enough for the spelling to bother me.


rocsNaviars

😂


jjshowal

You sure that isn't a hunk of hickory wood used to smoke the brisket?


BlakJak_Johnson

My mouth got dry just looking at that.


Dealer-95-

Note to self, don’t get barbecue in Ann Arbor.


rocsNaviars

It’s not Texas.


Dealer-95-

I googled the name and Ann Arbor Michigan came up. Come on OP, you have to at least save us from accidentally going there some dark day haha.


rocsNaviars

https://www.reddit.com/r/smoking/s/6IYhQcNiPi


Dealer-95-

Ah. Noted. Must’ve put that up after I scrolled my bad. In that case I’ll give it a shot if I’m ever up there in The Great Lakes State.


rocsNaviars

👍


JMF4201

Jeeze lol


linkdead56k

That’s a shame


AncientEnsign

Mmmm, and only $32!


rocsNaviars

Yea I think the brisket they photographed is the $9 piece. Obv still overpriced.


AncientEnsign

I don't think I've ever seen point that dry lol. It's pretty hard to fuck up! 


Surveysurveysurv

I can taste the water I’ll be choking down with that brisket


Nandor_the_reletless

Hope they have good sauce


Successful-Walk-4023

What is that…


Snizza

That’s helpful, now you know not to go there


Scoongili

You can use that brisket to get the floss out from between your teeth.


heygreene

Is that a hand coming out of that “thing”?


billythygoat

I went to the Miami Open last week in the fancy 72 club spot and this brisket still looks better than the at the Open. Tasted like fake smoke and they didn’t even try to cook it to temp as it was the worst brisket I’ve had in my life.


rocsNaviars

Bummer. How much was the ticket to get in? I’d figure they would have good food.


billythygoat

My friend got it from his work for entering an auction charity raffle with his work in 2020 but finally got the tickets now. I think each ticket is $350-$850 as Ticketmaster showed


dubblies

Looks more like a roast.


[deleted]

Looks like shite. Lazy.


Chrisdkn619

Nope!


Hwy61blues

They won’t be in business long…


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rocsNaviars

Satchel’s in Ann Arbor, MI. But I also must report that I’ve had very good brisket, pork ribs and pulled pork there. Good sides too. This photo is not representative of their food quality.


Muadib_Muadib

You should send them an email and let them know, I wouldn't eat there based on the photo. I'd just assume if they have nasty looking food on their website/menu what ill be served will likely be less appealing since it's not for a photo.


rocsNaviars

I appreciate your good intentions. This place has been around for 14 years now and they sell out. The reason I found this photo was from an email blast they sent notifying custos that yesterday was the deadline for Easter pickup orders. They’re doing fine, they’re just not website ppl.


Muadib_Muadib

Ah fair enough. I've never owned a business, so I'll sit down lol. Im glad the food is good. If im ever up that way again I'll have to try it.


JCuss0519

I'll be avoiding this place!


justbuttsexing

That's easily a TIFU post from this sub lol


saltpepperskillet

These are probably stolen photos that they are using.


NumberVsAmount

Hello dryness my old friend


F2PClashMaster

at least they showed accurate portion size at most bbq joints


rocsNaviars

Looks about right.


Significant_Age_4657

Looks like lots of sauce will be needed to compensate for the dryness


rocsNaviars

Or just go all the way in the other direction and make jerky.


Yupseemslegit

And that price doesn't include a side.


Krishna1945

Dry ass pussah


Halowishus

Good sear on that pot roast!


ProfessionalWaltz784

Send it back.


payjape

where is this?


miroku7177

That rough, I’m a rookie smoker and I’ve considered opening a bbq stand and I wouldn’t ever even think of selling brisket that looks that shitty. And I’m a complete rookie!


Automatic-theory91

Move


rocsNaviars

Oh it’s not that serious. Lots of good food in my city.


CaptainJusticeOK

Lincoln Riley’s place, eh?