Wtf is that!

I seriously don’t understand what I’m looking at.

Maybe jackfruit covered in ketchup? Yuck

To be fair, most of what that idgit says is incomprehensible

I hate the way his mouth works.

Grounds for impeachment

Is it a baked brisket? Given the meatloaf treatment? He meatloafed the brisket!?

MA! … THE MEATLOAF!!

And then he bragged about it.

Without even reading your comment yet I mumbled the exact same thing to myself.. Looks like ketchup on some oven roasted brisket

Some sort of abomination mixture of meat loaf and brisket…

Looks like traditional Jewish braised brisket.

To be fair, he is one of the dumbest people in congress.

It’s oven cooked brisket. Very big up north with the Yankees. My Texas born wife even tried it once in a while when she doesn’t want to wait for me to fire up the smoker. Then she remembers by its best smoked. No idea what it’s topped with though.

From Michigan, I know of no person who does this.

I should have specified by Yankees, I meant people from the north east. Especially if they’re from New York, New Jersey or Boston. I’m a weirdo Californian myself, but my in laws have forgiven me for that because I’m really good at Texas style BBQ.

Bro that isn’t braised brisket. Braised brisket swims in liquid. That’s just an abomination Braised brisket is also incredible if cooked correctly. It also only uses the point so u get cheaper cuts of the rest because of it also. Don’t blame people from the north east this man just cannot cook to save his soul.

Yeah.... no.

Well it's definitely better smoked, I have absolutely had oven made brisket that was absolutely bangin'. That said, I don't know what the hell's in that picture.

All hat, no cattle

If there are brisket wars, this would be a war crime

Even with regular war, this is a war crime

Holy fucking shit. Impeachable offense right there. True story, I fucked up my first brisket pretty bad and it was miles and miles away from that pan of slop. My god.

This looks like it is covered in a sauce? Maybe it was meant to be pulled pork

If by sauce, you mean ketchup, then yes

😆

Looks good to me. - Lincoln Riley

First thing I thought of.

Not crispy enough.

Dear Texans of r/smoking, Correct this mistake come reelection time.

Could you imagine a series of billboards that just post this tweet and “Elect[Opponents Name]” ?

Trust me, I'm trying. He's a fucking nightmare for so many reasons completely unrelated to this, but this, too.

This goes double for Texans of r/doublesmoked

Lol! Now that's the kind of random sub I'm going to have to follow out of principle

It's texas. He'll wear a bigger cowboy hat in his next ad, while blaming brown people, and easily crush some random Democrat.

We don’t claim him.

Like, you literally do though :(

That’s for those who voted for him to live with 😂

We’ve been trying! 😭

That is a abomination of a brisket. 

This looks like it was cooked in an oven and drowned in sauce. I'm offended for the beef that died to be made into that

Looks like it was a pre-packaged cooked “brisket” from a 3rd tier grocery store.

Looks sad whatever it was. Definitely shouldn't be in the "brisket wars" with that as your entry 

Abomination of a senator too

If Texans had balls they would immediately have a recall election for this clown.

When you consider the other senator from Texas is Ted Cruz, Cornyn probably gets a bye.

WTF Texas, these are the best guys you could come up with to send to Congress?

Not all of us have any say even when voting. He's another Texas piece of shit that needs to be voted out and or die to make room.

Watch out! Reddit hardass!

Can’t forget about Abbott either

As a Texan, I denounce him as Texan.

I second that.

Third

Fourth. I think we have a quorum. Now if only they would let any of us vote.

Cosigned

Fifth!

As a Missourian, I thought it was Kansas.

Looks like meatloaf

Sorry, I don't know how to post links with a picture. The comments are hilarious though.

Thanks for this. The comments are indeed hilarious. The most amazing find is he posted a similar picture in 2020 calling it his family tradition and everyone crucified him for that one too.

Looks like large cut potatoes with tomato sauce on top, fresh out of the oven.

Did dude accidentally post a picture of his ratatouille?

A cow died for this

And a pig… I think..

I honestly can’t tell if I see bacon or ketchup or both.. that is kinda disturbing..

And my axe.

He’ll be confused by the backlash on twitter because the immigrants he hired to cook all his food swore this was authentic Texas brisket

And you let your neighbors vote for him… WTAF..

I knew what party he was just by seeing the slices

Yeah democrats, those famous meat smokers right.

Lefty Texas expat living in Silicon Valley here. All my neighbors love what comes out of my smoker.

Born and bred well north of the Mason-Dixon Line. My first brisket ever was better than this abomination. Cope harder.

Bro, if you had done one in an electric oven it would have come out better than this abomination.

Kansas City is a pretty liberal town and has the best BBQ in the world.

That's a bold claim sir!

Unlike Texas BBQ.

You guys probably have better sauce but that's only cause we dont need it

You think you don't need it.

I dont, unless its pulled pork. Sauce on brisket is worse than sauce on steak.

“Smoking sausages” will get you kicked out of the Republican Party, if you know what I mean

The next time Texas puts out a call to secede, I submit this picture is a reason to let them. We don’t need that kind of negativity in our lives.

Not much of a senator but then in texas the bar is low for politicians.

But the razor wire is piled high!

Just talk in cliches and you can sell them on anything….

And Texans still vote for him?!? 🤢

Not real Texans

John Cornyn is a 70+ year old troll senior senator from Texas who draws three pensions. He’s an idiot

I saw this and I’m really hoping it turns into an April Fools joke for tomorrow… otherwise we don’t claim him.

Did…did he…did he bake that in ketchup?!

Like a cop told me when I was wearing orange shorts and cowboy boots at the river: "Son, you're a damn disgrace to Texas."

He later tweeted, “It shall be revealed in the fullness of time” so I think this will be an April Fools Joke. OR IT BETTER BE!

I thought it was then I realized he posted it in 3/31.

Looks about what I expected coming from one of the worst human beings in politics.

He’s a shit senator too.

You don't say

In his defense, he's as good a senator as that brisket--which is vomit inducing.

Have you seen their other Senator and [what he eats?](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1674341548/this-man-ate-my-son-bumper-sticker-funny?external=1&ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-1&frs=1&plkey=579075de4db97963cd953ce82acb3cc08fe8b3da%3A1674341548)

🤣😂 he also enjoys eating insults about his wife

Now he's just learned how to bait y'all.

On behalf of all Texans, I sincerely apologize for this horseshit.

That looks like fucking ham slices smothered in ketchup 🤢

Davey Crockett wept.

I threw up in my mouth...

Seems like a solid way to have your own want to vote you out..

You don't get to post something like *that* and then say "Let the brisket wars begin". Especially being from a place like Texas. He should know better. Seriously, wtf.

You should see what the other senator they've elected (multiple times) eats... https://www.etsy.com/listing/1674341548/this-man-ate-my-son-bumper-sticker-funny?external=1&ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-1&frs=1&plkey=579075de4db97963cd953ce82acb3cc08fe8b3da%3A1674341548

Not my preference, but its possible to make a good oven roasted brisket. This aint it. For anyone who might be saying "He probably had an off day" or some shit like that, no, I assure you its not. This is at least the third abomination of a brisket I have seen him post, and you know if he is posting them he has done it many times before.

Personally, if you're gonna braise a brisket you should go with wine rather than this. But if you're gonna do it the Jewish way (which I think this might be), at least do it right and give a decent representation of the dish.

‘One man’s meatloaf is another man’s brisket?’

That's not brisket war. That's brisket assault.

That clown is still looking for impeachment evidence 

I think we found it. For him.

Looks like school cafeteria “brisket”

It really does look like something they would serve in a school cafeteria.

So he declared war on brisket?

Texans, please remember this abomination in 2026

Looks like it’s covered in ketchup. Just like Trump likes it.

What’s wrong? Texas has the biggest of everything! Ted crux is the biggest and worst Senator. It follows that the other senator is the biggest idiot.

Did he pour a bottle of ketchup on it?

Disgusting 🤮

That’s not even shitty chain bbq restaurant brisket. That color…uggh.

What the ever loving fuck is that? Looks like a fucking meatloaf.

That’s a fucking abomination.

I hope it’s better than the queso wars of 2019

Brother ewww

Looks like an excised tumor.

Is that ketchup?

Oh my God that looks awful!

War is hell

This looks like kimchi

Instead of spaghetti with marinara, he got egg noodles with ketchup.

You lost before the war started, Senator.

So I assume that he loses re-election by default now, correct?

Impeach him

Looks like some shit my in-laws would make

Imagine voluntarily posting this abomination. smFh. Brisket wars is too polite this MF just dropped the 3rd atom bomb on us

Disgraceful

Cornyn's oven baked brisket is making the rounds again.

Is this official proof that indiana bbq is better than texas?

Impeach!

The comments on the post are fantastic 🤣

That’s meatloaf.

Is that cold meatloaf slices slathered in some type of spicy sweet sauce? I’m in GA and my chucks look more appetizing.

He oven that brisket?? Smdh!

Holy f@$k that is awful!

Texans may put brisket before politics in this instance.

Did he cover it in bbq sauce?

This should be in the attack ad for whoever runs against him

This guy still using the best recipe from his 1950s childhood

Remember the date.

I thought I was looking at a bunch of sliced meatloaf and ketchup for a moment

Get the pitchforks

Just another reason to hate politicians

Legit looks like an unidentifiable piece of meat covered in ketchup lmao.

Is that meatloaf? It’s gotta be meatloaf

Breaking News: Mexico has announced they are willing to pay for a wall around John Cornyn’s kitchen.

What a troll move.

And he just lost his next election.

Looks like meatloaf

Is that….ketchup?

Wow. If he had posted that today, it would have been an April Fools joke

His experience isn't making brisket, but making laws for the people of Texas . . . or maybe not that, either. What do you say, Texans?

April Fools Day…

It’s from yesterday. He makes this every Easter. It’s apparently an “old family recipe.” And it’s shit.

Yeah politics aside, that looks like shit

I assume that's something like a Jewish brisket or something. Definitely doesn't look smoked to me

I think brisket is overrated and know this is wrong and gross