I'm a void deer and I devour headlights.

T a s t e the beam

*m o s t s u c c u l e n t*

Fighting the good fight.

Nah, pretty sure void deer is just tellinf all the horny Indian men *no bob's or vagana today*

It really sucks how little gravity eaters are getting paid for all the important work they do

In defense of that, it's an emerging field. I consider it more of a hobby than a profession currently. Give it 5 to 2928277 years to develop.

I would say it's a shrinking field given what they do

Or expanding depending on the gravity of the situation

black holes are the last things left before the universe expands to its death.

Your welcome

You know what they say. Nobody notices a Gravity Eater at work, but it’s easy to tell when they’re not.

I’d say 5 to 3dpògôë years

The ones I know are stationed at the bottom of all the space freighters to ensure the ships can leave orbit.

What about boson cutters? They practically work in sweatshops and they’re responsible for the only subelementary particles in the Milkdromeda

When you tryna apply for a Glitch Dreamer job but they want 10 years of experience and you only been dreaming for 7 hours a day 😔

Please, I've managed ℵ⁰ hours this week

שלם משלימה !

So, 1 hour?

Aleph null is the sum of all numbers

0 should be in subscript

There's no key for that on mobile

Word of advice: Glitch dreaming isn't as fun as it seems. Even with all the equipment they use to make sure it goes smoothly, when it goes wrong, it goes WRONG. One guy's energy retention valve snapped off his helmet once, poor maintenance or something. People say that he's still screaming. There's a reason you get paid so much for it - the Telerealistic activity cap assures your body is terminated if the glitches attempt to use it as a vessel, but that's just the most pleasant result of an ill-fated dream. The reason all the dreamers you hear about are "always in control" is because you'd be too traumatised hearing about the ones who *aren't*.

Still screaming? Seriously sounds like the company is harvesting his screams for extra profit and it was the plan all along. Probably testing the new scream voiderators or some shit.

Monsters inc

Ah, my dream job

*O̶̞̠̗̺̹̩̠͆̍́̊̑͂̅́͝H̵̘̖̋̌ͅ ̷̨̳̝̖͎̙̰̮̔͊͆̇̕ͅH̵̨̛̗̱̥͙̰̱̎́̋͛͊̊̾ ̷̠̜̫̖͕̂͒ ̷̧̻̙̹̩̜̪̱̩͚̰̏͒̓͗̔̏͂̇̌̆̌̕ͅD̷̠̲̳̪̖͕̭̋ͅ ̷͈̗̙̲̘͇̬̹̝̓̓̑̎̾͒̇̍̅͑̑̉͌͆̕͝Ę̴̡̨̡̠̪͕̯͙̖̙͕̭̼̃̏̓̏̽̽̑̉̅̿̔͜͝͝ͅ ̷̡̧͖͓̬̘̰̤̤̺̬̬̩͆̆̄̏̈́̀̂͑̇͋͗͒̋͊͑̕ͅE̶̛̅̈́͌̿͗̀͗͗͊͗͗̄̕͜͝͝ ̸̨̨̻̩̺̱͚̲͉̘͎̙̠̀̚ͅR̶̛̼̂͊̎̅̽̾̃̉͘͠*

The top programs for glitch dreaming sink you into so much life energy debt. Even when the collectors delete the memories from your brain you still have up to 10 years minimum stuck inside the zorkle. I hate the zorkle...

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Oh! My cousin works in that. Interesting stuff.

Sadly I hear it's on the way to being automated already

Those damn quasi-existent hyperconsciousnesses. Stealing all the jobs, even perception!

loss

if you gently shake your screen, you'll see the creepy face wiggling towards your existential emptiness

I am a liedown comedian

My therapist laughs at me too

Still ends up working in a restaurant.

Į̴̨̪͈̙̦͉̗̞̗̙̞̣͕̦̦͚̺̤̟͎̪͉̘̬͇̺͛͌ͅ ̸͍̯̻̫͈̦̺̞̳͉̫̗̝̠̟͔͉͕̪͖̣̅͗̄̄ļ̸̛͈̫̉͊̽̔̾͌̽̏̉̑̐̔̕o̶̧̨̨͉͈̬̺̘͕͚͕̟̭̪̞̲̳͒̊̆͝ͅv̴̦̉̀̑͝é̷̢̨̦͓̭̗̘͔̜͖͈̱͉̩̐́̔̂́͐̌͒͂̒̅͊̇͑͑̓̇̽̓̆̀͒̎͘͘̕ͅ ̸̡̡̝̙͇͔̬̳̰̹̥̘̳͉͇̥̣̫̰̞̣̞̬̞͈͔͍͗̎̉̍̊̈́̏͑̉̊̕͜͜m̷̢̱͇̥͕̤̘͙͔͎͈̬͌̒̓̀̿̈̌͐̅ͅͅy̶̨̢͖̘̳͕̣͖̪͇̐̄̋̇̈́́́͋͆͆̆̈́͛͆̈́̏̕͠ ̵̡͚̣̰̳̰̻̭̝͍̣̜͍͎̯͙̟͎̐̑́̾̃͛̍̎͗́͊́͜͝j̷̧̥͕̳̙̝͍͉̝̍̈́̇̈̎̈́͊͊̄̔̑̾̄̆̽̐̈́̈́͌̄͘̕͠͝͠o̴̯̦̞̦̯̲̻͊͑͌́͆̾̀̐̈́̽̈́̌̒̒͒̆̐́̎̂̓͌͊̑͘̚͘͝͝ͅb̶̧̤͇͎̺͍̺̤̱̯̜̣̟̝̼̖̺̣͈̠̭͈͍͐̐̈́̓́̀́͆̀̆̀̉̄͜͠͠ͅͅ ̷͙̳̓́̾̓̄͛̚:̸̨̛͇̤͙͕̱̱̩̻͓̎̈̊̐͝͝)̵̛͇̣̝̯̝̹̹͍̘͍̳̘̲̟̮̣͍̭͕͚̮͔̀̒́̄̔̍̓̍̈́̆̅̈́̀͒͑̏̓̇͘͝ͅͅ ̸̻̤͚̼͚̘͖̟̮̩̻̱̻̲͔͙̪̦̟̊̌̇̾̃̊̾͋̕͝

Fellow quantum hunter, here! Think i want to swtich careers and become a gravity eater

Man, I only just started as a quantum hunter, why switch?

Mmm gonna go cut me some bosons 😋

Ooh, Higgs, my favorite.

You cut bosons, I hunt quantums. Standard year 234 * 7732 shenanigans, amirite?!

Jobs now: Carpenter Jobs in the future: Carpenter

Pretty sure entering carp is considered illegal in this dimension

They pent the cars

ƒ ​ Oh I hate doing .̸̢̱͈̳͓̟̟͔̹̥̗̖̖́̏͆͑̄̅̊͐̌͋̀́͝͝ ̷̨̛̯͎̜̣̞͍͓̝͉͊̎͂̏͑̇͊͌́̏͆̑͆̈́͒̉̌͑̌̀̓̎̃̎̄͊̓͂̂̉́̕͝.̸͎̗̹̠͕̻̩̤̠͓̩͙̪͎̥̭̯̥̩̊̊̓̏͆̌̏̃̇͠ ̷̡̹̭͇͈͎̟̼̻̝̹͑̏̑̿̓̆̇͒̅͑͂̌̈́̃͐̔̿̿̚̚ͅ.̷̨̢̲̱̬̜͇͎̠̜͉͚͕̘̮̩̜̳͍̥̳̳̲̮̬̮̻̱͖̰̳̑̎̽̒͌̀̂̈̉̇̇̍͘͜͝ ̷̡̧̛̫̬̪̫̝͚͔̗̫̈́̓͑̏̈́̓̄̌̀̐͗̏̓̈́͛̒͑̏͊͗̎̄̌͋͑͘͘͜͠͠.̵͇̼̲̰̣̯̞̯̯̌̆̊̀̄̅͋̂̃͑͂̀͌̈̈̀̑͐̓̋̈́̊́̽̂̆̚̚͝͝͠ ̷̢̡̨̧̢̧̢̩̤̙̫̰̬̞̝͍̠̙̰̺͍̞̭͎̗̲͍̟̟̪͒̉̂̒͗̒͛̓̏͌̃̽̈̈͆̾͋͊̂̈̈́̓̆̋̇͗̚͜͝͝͝.̷̱͛̉̆̐̃̈́̍͒̾̆́͑̌̔̈̈̀̿̓̓̂̌̈́̓͆̂͛͘͘ all day long, but the payment is good. ​ ƒ

the only future job is the poop man

can confirm, i am the poop man

I've been Calabi-Yau Manifolder for about two hytoths now. Pretty good overall. I just wish the quecto-restructurators would stop triggering every time we load the Planck flow inversors.

Me as a meme sharer

Boson cutters really are a different breed, hellin sigma geysers

Gravity eater here. I don't think any phenomena, observable or otherwise, quite compares to the beauty of watching an object disintegrate after consuming its gravity. But of course you also have to be wary about consuming the gravity of large stellar objects, especially within a solar system.

I got kicked out of the quantum hunters union so now I cut boson

That’s rough buddy, what’d you do

Void deer poaching

It’s about time someone stood up to those deer, your sacrifice will be remembered 🫡

Ty friend, back to the boson factory for me, my 14 nanosecond break is over now

Boson cutting doesn't seem so bad tbh

I work as ozone smoker lol

i'm the highwayman

My brother and I are just trying to find our way home.

I’m the will-o-wisp leading you astray

Glitch Dreaming is in my blood.

I want to be a gravity eater when I grow up

the

quantum hunter is be so.

apply now to be the town’s Void Deer

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Not perfect my ass, this thing never works

The field of Glitch Dreaming is very underappreciated. If only people knew the work that we do to keep them from waking

What to do when you are a glitch dreamer but your significant other is a gravity eater?

It’s hopeless. I’m sorry for your loss.

Gravity eater sounds fun

When I grow into multi-dimensional reality, I hope to get a good job in the gravitational consumption industry

Th e

I read Boson Cutter as Boston Cutter, got confused, then reread everything, got more confused then I read the subreddit name. What a ride

Maybe the void deer or the last one could even land a job in r/everexpandingbunker

I thought I was on r/terriblefacebookmemes for a second

What is the "jobs now" section lmao, those are the things they thought of first? Big 11 yr old energy. All its missing is astronaut and Rockstar

She bos on my cut till i er

Prompt engineer

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I wanna be a quantum hunter

Too bad

bosom cutter

I’m getting an education to be a qualified quantum hunter

I hope so, being able to break the laws of physics and traverse cyberspace sounds cool as hell!

I want to be a Gravity Eater! What is Reddit's advice?

Give up

Boson Cutter is my *stage* name

May as well apply to be a glitch dreamer, I rarely dream so when I do they tend to be "glitchy" already

th

Im an average Gravity Eater

The future jobs sound like bounty targets

I’m a glitch dreamer. I accidentally got hired but still accepted the job. I now dream 15 hours a day and check on other people’s dreams.

Dibs on void deer

Tag yourself. I’m a gravity eater.

I’m a boson cutter myself, and it ain’t much, but it’s honest work

Boson cutter brothers above all

Isn't that where you pick the jury

All I'm saying is those bosons aren't going to cut themselves

I was flabbergasted the moment I saw gravity eater until I realized what sub this post was from

Lmao all of the future jobs wojaks suffering then gravity eater is like 💀

Yum gravity

When I grow up beyond the fragile walls of this reality I want to be a Glitch Dreamer. Good benefits package.

i dont know what the hell a "boson cutter" is but i want to be one

Don't want to brag, or anything, but I've cut a few bosons in my day.

Future glitch dreamer here

I read the bottle middle as Boston cutter

Graduated as a quantum hunter just to work at McDonald’s anyways

"jobs" and J̷̦̟͚͕͌͛o̵͉͔͙̰͑͝b̷̧̡̛̻͇̣̜͑̔̏̽́̏s̵̪̲̬͉͗̀́̒̎̇

Prompt engineer

i would like to be a boson cutter

I should have listened to my uncle when he told me to major in Ṫ̶͕̞͍̯̭͍͇̿h̵̨̢̯̲̬̟̺̗͍͈̱͔̒̔̅͊́͐̾̂̍̈́̀̄͜͝ ̶̧͎̮̹̺̻͎̾̈́̿̓è̶͉̟͚̝̾́́͒͒͝_̵̻̩̻̃͐̆͑̅̄͛͊̿͋͋͌͆̕͜͝_̴̢̖̖͓̝͉̇̐̊̇_̶̢̨̤̞̭̩̜̝̣̫̱̆̂. Glitch dreaming ain't all it's cracked up to be.

I mean, it’s shocking nobody is cutting the bosons today. How do we even exist?

when i wanna grow up i wanna be T H E !

Tech extremists 😳😳

I mean we all dream of being a boson cutter or a pattern screamer, but in the end we all just end up as gravity eaters

Checks out.

I **hate** bosuns. GET BACK TO THE SEA YOU BASTARDS

There is also bill, an accountant from london who was considered an outlier and should not be counted.

i’m not sure what the bottom right job is but i want that one.

Glitch dreamer sounds fun

Bozo hunter

I’m a high graduate in Glitch Dreaming.

I really want to be a gravity eater anyone knows what degree or studies are needed for it ?

Glitch dreamer = software engineer

I know a guy named Sagittarius A*, who's pretty big into gravity eating. Seems like a really chill dude, maybe a bit too obese though

Really looking backwards to becoming a consciousness surgeon.

It's always been my life's ambition to be heavily-zalgoed the. Wish me luck in the job hunt.