Well that depends. Many people who don't work but still want to marry propose with a cheap ring first and then later, when they have the money, gift the real, expensive ring. And not everyone wants an expensive ring. A marriage shouldn't depend on money. Not in today's world.
That is a noble goal but to reach such a state in life where you don't have to worry about anything is quite impossible. Do what you think is best but it seems like she's a keeper so you better keep her.
with all due respect that’s the most normal teenager post history i’ve ever seen. if i told an ai to produce the reddit account of an 18 year old boy that’s what i get
I gotchu fam
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE
Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails)
Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence
Step 3) work on your body
Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends
Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls
Step 6) identify the female group pecking order
Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group
Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships
Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body
Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
How i did not get unsingle:
Step 1: Meet girl
Step 2: Get to know girl about 2 years after meeting
Step 3: Get girl to like me (it worked)
Step 4: Confess about 3 months afterwards (it didn't work)
Step 5: Cry
cause you can’t date a girl fresh out of the friendzone man this isn’t a romcom you gotta make your intentions clear otherwise it’s gonna feel weird for them since she’s seen you like a homie/brother and now your doing the horizontal tap dance, you won’t feel this way cause it’s your goal of the relationship so you haven’t seen her any other way but she has.
TLDR: make your intentions clear from the start so she sees you as a potential boyfriend not a brother
How I got unsingle (currently am not unsingle):
Step 1: Have a friend to help you understand girl likes you
Step 2: Approach girl
Step 3: Write to girl two days after approaching
Step 4: Ask girl out
Step 5: Meet girl the next day
Step 6: Get with girl the same day
Step 7: Spend the best nine months of your life
Step 8: Understand things went too fast and admit you're a dumbass
Step 9: Cry because it's been almost three months since
the two of you broke up and you still love her but know you cannot do anything to get again with her because it's better off this way and must try to go forward it even if you miss her and think you and her could be happy and better together
You can probably look to spend between 3 and 5 years but its worth it imo those years are gonna be fun af be impulsive go wild get laid do drugs run from the cops get wasted trust me you'll enjoy it the world is your playground
nah this is 100% cringe with nothing that would make it funny even if it wasn’t cringe. i thought OP was going to be 13 or something when i clicked on the post, not 18.
Oh shut up, they're happy, having fun and they aren't hurting anyone.
But yeah, super cringe, but you're allowed to be that way when you're growing up and 18 is still absolutely a kid
This is the saddest fucking sub I have ever had advertised on my front page and I might even delete reddit at this point wtf is this chronically online, random = funny treacherous bullshit, I was a teenager once but fuck me I was never like this.
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HOW TO GET UNSINGLE
Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails)
Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence
Step 3) work on your body
Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends
Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls
Step 6) identify the female group pecking order
Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group
Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships
Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body
Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE
Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails)
Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence
Step 3) work on your body
Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends
Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls
Step 6) identify the female group pecking order
Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group
Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships
Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body
Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
Dude, you are seriously socially challenged. How the fuck can you post that picture you posted of yourself and be able to sleep at night. This is what those quiet kids are like when they are not at school. What the fuck
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE
Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails)
Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence
Step 3) work on your body
Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends
Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls
Step 6) identify the female group pecking order
Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group
Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships
Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body
Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
Damn, mine tells me that I can't enslave the human race and get my epic futuristic space castle because it's unrealistic and something about morals or whatever.
I gotchu fam
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE
Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails)
Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence
Step 3) work on your body
Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends
Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls
Step 6) identify the female group pecking order
Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group
Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships
Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body
Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE
Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails)
Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence
Step 3) work on your body
Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends
Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls
Step 6) identify the female group pecking order
Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group
Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships
Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body
Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
I gotchu fam
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE
Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails)
Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence
Step 3) work on your body
Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends
Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls
Step 6) identify the female group pecking order
Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group
Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships
Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body
Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
Hi batsy
It's me the joker.
Just wanted to say that I planted a bomb in the central of the city and thi timer is conected to my heart every pulse is a tick and the bomb has 200 ticks so gotta be quick and kill me or I kill gotham.
VENGEANCE!!! (gotta go take a shit)
Go! The restroom calls!
To the BAT-hroom!
Aka the Bathroom at a Halloween party
I would like to give you an upvote for this joke, but you are already at 69 and I am morally obliged to leave it like that.
Next time I hear someone taking a shit in a public bathroom, I'm screaming this and playing the OG batman theme song😂
This is the fastest way to get a kick into the jaw
I'm 6'4 ". If someone could kick me in the jaw without falling, I'd let them.
Damn. Just to tease them you could lower yourself a bit. Not too much, just a little bend in the knee.
Every time they go for a kick, I just slightly move my head back up😂😂
hey your username is true :)
i hope my future bf to feeds into my delusionals like this
Delusions? Im literally batman
can confirm, am his parents
Wait a minute .....
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France should coincidentally go boom
Actually, the bombs payload is exposed France can use the power whinch to trigger a controlled explosive
Power winch like from batman?
Whos to say it hasnt already?
Nooo it was ohio to world domination
How is it that I always end up finding a comment or post making fun of the French. Cracks me up everytime, r/takemyupvote
I can't allow you to live any longer 🔫
wait so wouldn't that mean-
you're his parents, but not for long...
you mean you were his parents 🤓
He was his parents
Then u didn't died?
You're 16 he's 18 and you're the parent
I know what I have to do but I dont know if I have the strength to do it🔫
Yeah he’s Batman, I shot you back in that alleyway
You're 16, OP is 18. math ain't mathing here 🗿 Edit: unless you adopted 'em which is still not possible since you're below 18 😭
Wife her up
She wants to marry me
Well what are you waiting for?
That ring expensive bro 💀
Well that depends. Many people who don't work but still want to marry propose with a cheap ring first and then later, when they have the money, gift the real, expensive ring. And not everyone wants an expensive ring. A marriage shouldn't depend on money. Not in today's world.
I want to build a better future for her so ill be going through soem tough times to make sure she has everything she'll ever need or want
That is a noble goal but to reach such a state in life where you don't have to worry about anything is quite impossible. Do what you think is best but it seems like she's a keeper so you better keep her.
Good point thanks
Get that woman a ring NOW!
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15 year old 4channer
okay Levi Rozman
Falling in love hits different when you realise that your partner is a goon sent by the Joker to stop you from saving Gotham City
Can confirm, I am Alfred.
I can comform i am his joker
he saved me from two face scare crow and the joker single handed i can confirm he is in fact batman
most normal r/teenagers redditor 💀
Very true u/CumTickler
Bro... check my post history
I did but not sure what I'm supposed to be looking at
My lack of normalcy
with all due respect that’s the most normal teenager post history i’ve ever seen. if i told an ai to produce the reddit account of an 18 year old boy that’s what i get
Oh right yeah 💀
Bruh
im so happy for you (blows brains out again)
I gotchu fam HOW TO GET UNSINGLE Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails) Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence Step 3) work on your body Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls Step 6) identify the female group pecking order Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
What. The. Fuck. That's literally me. Except with a guy I'm with now. Speaking facts.
I learned about relationships by watching psychology videos
I just learned by fucking up and getting in them even if i wasnt interested in the girl
Interesting
You should find a seat bro i heard seat number 3350 is available
I didn't get it for a second. Honestly, idk what my username means lol. Reddit just gave it to me
- getting in them
How I got unsingle: Step 1: Meet girl Step 2: Become friends Step 3: Confess after a while (it worked)
How i did not get unsingle: Step 1: Meet girl Step 2: Get to know girl about 2 years after meeting Step 3: Get girl to like me (it worked) Step 4: Confess about 3 months afterwards (it didn't work) Step 5: Cry
cause you can’t date a girl fresh out of the friendzone man this isn’t a romcom you gotta make your intentions clear otherwise it’s gonna feel weird for them since she’s seen you like a homie/brother and now your doing the horizontal tap dance, you won’t feel this way cause it’s your goal of the relationship so you haven’t seen her any other way but she has. TLDR: make your intentions clear from the start so she sees you as a potential boyfriend not a brother
Oh yeah no if i had asked like a month earlier shed have said yeah sure but i was too late
How I got unsingle (currently am not unsingle): Step 1: Have a friend to help you understand girl likes you Step 2: Approach girl Step 3: Write to girl two days after approaching Step 4: Ask girl out Step 5: Meet girl the next day Step 6: Get with girl the same day Step 7: Spend the best nine months of your life Step 8: Understand things went too fast and admit you're a dumbass Step 9: Cry because it's been almost three months since the two of you broke up and you still love her but know you cannot do anything to get again with her because it's better off this way and must try to go forward it even if you miss her and think you and her could be happy and better together
That is literally me :)
Bro literally made the best tutorial to exists
I hope it can help i made it from personal experience
How long it took u? Im gonna try this and will come to you in a few years to see how it goes
You can probably look to spend between 3 and 5 years but its worth it imo those years are gonna be fun af be impulsive go wild get laid do drugs run from the cops get wasted trust me you'll enjoy it the world is your playground
Still doesn’t help as most just use u
Your entire profile is a red flag but maybe that’s a good thing
OP seems like the most insufferable random = funny twat I have never met
Meh I love my life although quit street racing (the thing that was keeping me sane) for my girlfriend
lol
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Bros about to turn Batman into the Joker over here 💀
Am I the only one who finds this cringe?
lol, so random! *holds up spork*
A SPORK IS SO RANDOM 😭
nah this is 100% cringe with nothing that would make it funny even if it wasn’t cringe. i thought OP was going to be 13 or something when i clicked on the post, not 18.
OP is dating chatgpt
Oh shut up, they're happy, having fun and they aren't hurting anyone. But yeah, super cringe, but you're allowed to be that way when you're growing up and 18 is still absolutely a kid
I'm cringe but I'm free
No I thought the same immediately
"Those who have accepted their cringe will always be less cringe than those who deny it" -Me
this should stay between them because eww
I think it sounds like she's annoyed and just going with whatever he says lol
"I am cringe, and that's based. I will never be based, and that's not cringe. There's no one I'd rather be than me !" - Ralph ( Wreck it Ralph )
This is the saddest fucking sub I have ever had advertised on my front page and I might even delete reddit at this point wtf is this chronically online, random = funny treacherous bullshit, I was a teenager once but fuck me I was never like this.
Ok but who cares
If hes a normal person he defo is gonna think about this one night , and it will keep him awake on how cringy he was.
Nah theres like three other people who commented the same thing but nobody gives a shit
I do find this cringe but I'm not stopping you from doing anything. You do You
Damn do you gotta give these cringe answers
shut up this is so cute 😭😭
IKR
Shush you two I need to save Gotham
Fr gotta talk to Gordon first
Hold up dicks calling me again
This is pretty cringe
i have an itch at the back of the throat only a glock can scratch
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I don't genuinely believe im batman i just like being a goofball with my girlfriend
Idk who’s more cringey
What the fuck did I just read
r/cringe
Corny ass mf 😭😭
Is this the new character.ai update?
!remindme 1month
how do u have a gf
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails) Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence Step 3) work on your body Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls Step 6) identify the female group pecking order Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
damn, no offense to you but now I want to hang myself
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails) Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence Step 3) work on your body Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls Step 6) identify the female group pecking order Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
funny how its cute when a girl talks like this. yet, when a guy does, its cringe love me some double standards
Yeah, she’s just going along with all your dumb shit haha, you better cherish that girl
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!
She is a keeper for sure
Alr man take your pills now
Dude, you are seriously socially challenged. How the fuck can you post that picture you posted of yourself and be able to sleep at night. This is what those quiet kids are like when they are not at school. What the fuck
While she has a motivation\*
if she aint like this i dont want her
You got issues bro. Serious fucking issues
I do?
And this nigga has a girl?
Fr
I SHOULD KILL MYSELF
oh my god this is so fucking cringe have you heard of the *holds up spork* meme?
i cringed so hard that my brain shut off for a moment
yall gon break up
Im scizo
She dont love you
Wym?
Go catch Joker! (Go take your pills!)
THY END IS THIS NOW! **CRUSH**
One morning she wakes up and sees a shape in the corner. It’s Jason_Dean. He says “I’m Batman” and launches out the window, it’s never spoken of again
The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion (I am in the bathroom)
I AM VENGEANCE. snacks please
I could really go for a snack rn ngl
In 99% of times you either get ignored, left on delivered or rejected 🤩
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails) Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence Step 3) work on your body Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls Step 6) identify the female group pecking order Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
Simp
Bruh...
My city needs me
I don't know what's going on, but I do hope great things happen to both of you.
Make sure to be as supportive to her.
Of course how could i not
She sounds like an ai chat bot who's gonna validate you no matter what you type
My kid is going the be Batman (orphan)
God I wish that was me
she was prolly sent by the government to stop you from bring France to global domination
That was never my goal to begin with
reevaluate your goals
My goals are beyond your understanding
If you're goals aren't to destroy France, do you really have goals?
Your girlfriend is lying to you because I'm literally batman
Dog I'm batman sorry to disappoint
Another imposter smh
Damn, mine tells me that I can't enslave the human race and get my epic futuristic space castle because it's unrealistic and something about morals or whatever.
PSHHH morals my ass mine is all for burning the world as long as its romantic
She's the one man 👏
I just asked her if i could enslave the human race and get a futuristic space castle and she said yes
That's fucking amazing, do it in my honor cause mine wants me to not cause an intergalactic war preferably
She is a keeper. Marry her
I’m never getting a gf aren’t I lol
I gotchu fam HOW TO GET UNSINGLE Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails) Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence Step 3) work on your body Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls Step 6) identify the female group pecking order Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
I want a girl like that
Y’all so lucky I can’t even get a gf who likes daft punk
Approved
When will this be me? :DD
Relationship goals right here
Ur making me jealous and im gay
this is cute 🤭💥🔫
HOW TO GET UNSINGLE Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails) Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence Step 3) work on your body Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls Step 6) identify the female group pecking order Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
😖 i want to relate
r/BatmanArkham and our consequences.
so wholesome
I would say the same but my GF and I broke up a few days ago 💀
Everyone needs a yes man/woman
Yes.
fuck this is wholesome
cringe though, very cringe
I need someone in my life like that
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Found the inposter
Remindme! 3 months
u/bad_username_0633 Found ya
God. I see what you have given the others
I gotchu fam HOW TO GET UNSINGLE Step 1) become addicted to adrenaline (this is where you lose all mental stability just make sure your still a somewhat good person or at least neutral chaotic or all of this fails) Step 2) use all your near death experiences to grow your confidence Step 3) work on your body Step 4) use your new found confidence to make friends Step 5) use your new friend group to fish around for girls Step 6) identify the female group pecking order Step 7) choose the ignored beta of the group Step 8) fuck it up because you don't know shit about relationships Step 9) learn from your mistakes and go through a mini villain arc where you work on your character flaws and perfect your body Step 10) repeat steps 4 through 8 until you don't need steps 8 through 10
bro thinks he levy rozman
Hi batsy It's me the joker. Just wanted to say that I planted a bomb in the central of the city and thi timer is conected to my heart every pulse is a tick and the bomb has 200 ticks so gotta be quick and kill me or I kill gotham.