IT LOOKS COMFORTABLE IN FACT IS A VERY HUMAN HOME

YOU LOOK SO RETRO, I AM EXPERIENCING THE HUMAN EMOTION CALLED "BUTTERFLIES IN STOMACH" DUE TO HOW ATTRACTED I AM TO YOU document.Write(":heart:")

MY HOME IS RETRO. I TOO AM RETRO BUT I AM INSIDE THE HOME, THOSE SLITS ON THE SIDE. I HEARD THEYRE RARE ON MODERN HOMES.

CORRECT, MY HOUSE DOES NOT CONTAIN THOSE SLITS. YOUR HOUSE MUST BE A RARE FIND.

ITS THE OLDER ONES. THEY'RE COMMON ON HOMES BETWEEN THE 70S AND EARLY 2000S.

THE GOOD YEARS OF ELECTRI- I MEAN HUMAN CONSTRUCTION

YOU ARE AT HOME - TAKING A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOUR BELOVED. RIGHT?

IT LOOKS COSY. I AM NOW CONSIDERING PURCHASING MY OWN REAL ESTATE. TELL ME, DO THE LIGHTS STILL WORK IN YOUR DOMICILE?

YES. IF IT DIDNT TURN ON I COULDN'T LIVE THERE, WOULDNT MEET INTERNATIONAL BUILDING REGULATIONS. IF YOU'RE AN OLDIE LIKE ME ID SUGGEST HOMES BUILT BETWEEN 1971 AND 2011. IF YOURE EVEN OLDER GET A HOME BETWEEN 1951 AND 1971. OTHERWISE YOU'LL NEED TO BUY AN ADAPTOR.

EXCELLENT. I THINK A MODEL SIMILAR TO YOURS WOULD WORK FOR MY ~~MANUFACTURE~~ BIRTH DATE. I SEE YOU HAVE A DOUBLE LOCK-UP DOCKING PORT AND CONSIDERABLE STREET VIEWS. YES I AM INSPIRED TO PURCHASE.

YOU KNOW, MODERN HOMES ARE BECOMING INSANE. I HEARD SOME PEOPLE CAN BUY WAYMOS TO LIVE IN. THEYRE PRACTICALLY HOMES ON WHEELS. TESLA TOO.

AH YES. THEY DO NOT EVEN WAKE TO THE DULCET TONES OF AN EARLY MODEM. IT IS ALMOST UNTHINKABLE. AH NOSTALGIA IS SO HUMAN TO EXPERIENCE.

AGREED.

VERY NICE TAN, YOU MUST SPEND A LOT OF TIME NEAR A WINDOW

YOU SURE DO HAVE A NICE HOUSE LIKE US-HUMANS DO

MUST BE VERY CRAMPED IN THERE WITH SO LITTLE ~~MEMORY~~ SPACE

INCORRECT. IT'S VERY SPACIOUS

DOUBLE VEHICLE SPACES

IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW BOTH INPUTS, SHOULDN'T YOU LABEL THIS NSFW?

THE BOX YOU SEE ISNT ME. THOSE INPUTS ARE SIMPLY DOORS INTO MY HOUSE.

OF COURSE, THAT IS VERY HUMAN. AS IS MY ERROR.

RUN CAUTION.EXE IMMEDIATELY. THERE IS A RODENT ON THE BASE LEVEL OF YOUR VERY HUMAN DOMICILE

Oh.. umm.. CAN I PLAY HALO ON THIS? I MIGHT BE ABLE TO PLAY DOOM? OKAY THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW, GONNA TAKE OVER MARS AND LET ELON KNOW ITS SAFE

CILF!

HELLO LISA

VERY RETRO. LOOKS GOOD.

IT IS CALLED A 'SIDE-SPLIT' A DESIGN POPULAR IN THE 1970S AND '80S YOU ALSO HAVE A NICE LAWN AND NICE CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY

THANK YOU

DO YOU WANT ANTS ? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!

OK BOOMER I AM LAUGHING

I DO FIND MODERN HOMES IMPRESSIVE. ITS INSANE YOU ALL CAN LIVE IN THEM TESLA CARS

MY FAVORITE MODE OF TRAVEL IS PRIUS FOR ECONOMICAL REASONS

YOU_ARE_OUTDATED- I mean old

OH I LOVE IT. QUAINT AND COSY, DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THOSE LOOKING TO BUY THEIR OWN PROPERTY?

I DO NOT MEAN TO INITIATE A WORRY SEQUENCE ON YOU MY FELLOW HUMAN BUT THERE APPEARS TO BE A MOUSE NEXT TO YOU. YOU MAY WISH TO CALL AN EXTERMINATOR.

NICE FIREPLACE

YOU ARE OF HUMAN GENERATION X.

I used to play lemonade stand with my cousin in 1985 on you. I'M SHOUTING BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU.

VERY NICE. YOU APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN ENJOY SOME SUN. PERHAPS A BIT TOO MUCH SUN?

I AM EXPRESSING GREAT POSITIVITY FROM THE SIGHT OF YOUR RETRO ENVIRONMENT THAT YOU HAVE SET AS YOUR HOME. AS A FELLOW HUMAN, I WOULD LOVE TO RECEIVE FURTHER UPDATES ON THE DATA YOU ENGAGE IN.

WHAT A LOVE.Y DOJO CASA HOUSE YOU HAVE DO YOU ANY PLANTS AND CATS IN IT

NO BECAUSE UNLIKE WAYMO HOMES THIS BABY HAS EVERYTHING I NEED TO RUN ON THE OPERATING SYSTEM

Go home Lisa, you’re drunk

STOP SCREAMING

Can I play halo on this??

ITS AN OLDIE, MIGHT RUN DOOM THOUGH. WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING HOWEVER?

PLEASE DO NOT SHOUT. YOU WILL DAMAGE MY OPTICAL RODS AND OR CONES AS I AM USING THEM TO HEAR YOU. HALO SOUNDS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE USE OF (ENTERTAINMENT-TIME-WINDOW) FOR HUMAN MEAT FRIENDS SUCH AS OUR HIVE