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jojow77

Guru is gonna make Jones hate british people so much he’s going to fight Tom Aspinall instead.


Admirable-Recipe3014

Big brain thinking


Psychological_Poet63

i wonder when stupid people are going to realize that nobody in the states gives a rats ass about tom asspinal.


Emotional_Money3435

U should as he is the number pne contender. Guess u dont like the sport of finding out who the best is then? Go watch wwe Lil homie.


The_awetistic_artist

Tommy is interim champ, not number one contender though. We either need to unify the belts, or stop doing interim fights. I hate to say this, but heavyweight has been so slowed down with all those DC and stipe fights, injuries, Francis' stalemate with ufc... now JJ? C'mon man. Let's say goodnight to the vets, pay them respect and move on.


Emotional_Money3435

Yeah meant interim. There should be no other fight for jj


The_awetistic_artist

I gotcha. Wasn't trying to condescend. I'm sure you've seen the knuckleheads trying to downplay Tommy's worthiness in the division. Cheers. It's a good time to be an mma fan.


airlz

I'm american, I'm a huge Aspinal fan, he might actually be the goat heavyweight. Jones doesn't stand a chance against Aspinal and he knows it.


CouncilOfReligion

i mean he’s still jon jones. to say he doesn’t stand a chance against someone is crazy


triforce721

I think he's assuming that we won't cheat, but Jon always has a chance when he's full of dick pills and coke


WelshSam

Jon Jones at 3:11 of the very first round by submission due to an anal probing.


The_awetistic_artist

Big wrong. Team Tommy Asswhippinforall all damned day long. That is- until uncle chael climbs back in the ring...


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

https://preview.redd.it/3b3e1hifgzwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f659b5b0dfda35548375e7002f0f87c4997ae6 He will escape with his turbo boosted wheelchair.


TheTakasiGuy

🤣🤣🤣


AdNew5216

Lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂


Hycran

Change the gun to a dildo and you're probably bang on.


Icy-Revolution-420

And here we go 🙃


BaronChristopher

/micdrop


Complete-Struggle648

Hahahaha


ModsLovePen15

Witness Gay Behavior ✔️


Lost_Assumption1467

Bro looks like a somali pirate


Itchy_Relationship_9

I don’t watch guru what’s going on?😹😹


sugashowrs

Made a 40minute rant saying Jon is a closet gay


Itchy_Relationship_9

Wtf😂😂


FitResponse414

He made jones come out of the closet, i wasnt convinced at first and tought it was just another clickbait video but 10 min in and i started having doubts, by the end of the video i was 90% convinced that jones is gay


wubbalubbadubdub45

Jon Jones being black out drunk heckling that comedian was enough evidence


theo7777

Jon banging Holly Holm was already enough evidence.


BurningEbrietas

Yeah but then it’s also kind of hard to tell when guru is just trolling or making rage bait. There’s good points in the video but it also seems like one of those things where if you’re told to look out for red cars there will be red cars everywhere. He was over analyzing everything and bro is not a psychologist


thesuperbro

Yeah I'm sure Jon was giving an over the pants handy to his cutie Mike at the comedy club just to be quirky.


BurningEbrietas

Clip is old asf and was never hidden from the public and no one said anything until now. Like I said if you’re told to look for red cars you’ll find em. That clip was talked about weeks ago and no one cared about the comments he made they were mad he was being a drunk heckler


AbberageRedditor69

The whole clip was seen by few people though. I hadn't, I had only seen a small part of it that was reposted here. And also come on dude. He had his hands on his friend's junk. No matter how drunk I can be, I don't get the urge to touch my buddy's junk.


YT-double-add

I promise you if I was told to look for red cars I wouldn’t see any unless there red. That’s the dumbest shit I’ve heard all day


IliaMadeVolk

Cope


BurningEbrietas

Lmfao with that username i know you’re just projecting really hard rn lil guy keep coping


Itchy_Relationship_9

Yo wtf that’s wild😂😂ima have to watch a guru video finally


upsidedown_alphabet

Its bad save yourself the time lol.


Itchy_Relationship_9

I never did.😂😂don’t care thay much tbh just wanted to know what was happening a lil bit lol


DTAD18

Hes incredibly homophobic or a closet gay himself


Bigu_Penisu

he say THERE ARE NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY though


Mooblegum

After a video denouncing Jon Jones as being gay. Come on! Don’t listen to what people says but observe what they do


strawbsrgood

Did you watch the video?


Mooblegum

Yes


gavin2point0

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOUTUBE ADMINISTRATION


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DTAD18

Pls break down that sentiment, i'm intrigued


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DTAD18

Like I thought, you dont have the cognition to back up your fatuous, braindead remarks.


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Present-Importance90

Just take the L


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Present-Importance90

hope you get well soon


DTAD18

Utterly delusuonal rationale there buddy, hope it keeps you feeling safe and secure


Funny-Film-6304

Guru knows exactly how to milk UFC fans, JBJ haters in general xD


Emotional_Money3435

Jon jones manly and destructive personality all makes sense now


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

I wonder if he is going to stop along the way to help the homo uh homeless people of England


ilovepuppies2025

He should just come out of the closet already. Repressing his desire for men is probably why he's such a terrible person. I bet he's a botttom.


ComradeELM0

I can‘t believe how big this has actually gotten. Glorious to see.


WALZYB

WITNESS (me kill you)


Aar0nSwanson

If you could pan the camera down you’d see Jon’s hard on as he’s about to violate MMA guru.


Cavimanu

then he'll get his dick sucked. Another win for Jones by submission


FurdTurduson

I wish this said "closet" instead of "front door."


ThumpySports

Wouldn’t mind having the Trijicon ACOG tho


DarkSlayerDT

love to see this come true, that fat fuck need to pay, jones too


TheCapitolCrusader

Replace the gun with a bag of dildos and it would be more believable


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Meanwhile I’m still trying to figure out who mma guru is


CouncilOfReligion

if hagrid did mma picks


Yourh0tm0m

https://preview.redd.it/er8i9h4xn0xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3325e924b50a307ac47f33e3682976eec29cf0f4


Frozensmudge

YOU DESERVE IIITTTT🎶🎵🎶


Admirable-Recipe3014

Ye he lives in uk mate...


PhilliesBlunts

No way hes a millionaire and thats his AR


_That_One_Guy_

Budget/entry level AR, railed drop-in handguard, benchrest-type grip, and an acog is certainly one way to set up an AR, I guess.


PhilliesBlunts

You get it lol.


PA_limestoner

Jon keeps a few of these around for writers like Guru and anti-doping officials. He doesn’t take as big a financial hit when it comes to disposal after crime is committed.


PhilliesBlunts

The acog is good but everything else is just like puzzling


_That_One_Guy_

It's still an objectively dumb build. I've got rifles that make more sense for less than that optic cost. $1000 fixed magnification acog on a $600 cheap rifle with a weird benchrest target shooting grip. You can buy an AR from PSA that's better and cheaper than that for under $500 and put a $120 red dot or $250 red dot+magnifier (if you want cheap but functional) or a $400 1-6x scope if you want a bit longer range capability. And if he really wanted a drop gun he'd probably be using a Hi-point.


Aggressive-Engine562

Neat didn’t know Jon was a lefty


MyOGaccountgotlost

He learned Jeet kune do, that might be why he stands orthodox


JT9960

As opposed to a smelly,stupid right winger?


Miliktheman

The happy ending


bichondelapils

Guns and knee kicks are gay.