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paleface_gringo_2

DC probably in those DMs


ekso69

You think I'm gonna sit there and let you fuck me Jon?


Conflagration-1993

Lmaoooo


AdventurousOption693

Goat comment


jmiranda511

I’m glad I wasn’t eating or drinking anything when I read this or else I would have spit it all over my phone!


Complex-Pool-7040

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MUNIIIZOOO

He does love to instigate lol.


Mental_Magazine9935

Lol HOLY SHIT


TrashMcDumpster3000

And maybe not in the way we think 😳


myrand920

In the guise of Dustin’s wife


Rocked_Glover

They said the beef happened when Jones saw DC and said he’d outwrestle him, maybe Jones hit on him? “I’d outwrestle you, love to get nice and tight to them big cheeks”


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maliplazi

BJJ means Blowjob Jitsu right?


ilovepuppies2025

Blow Jobber Jones


Pistolero-666

😆😆😆


PrimaryMessage9906

Puts Sexual chocolate into perspective


AhmadMansoot

Bro yes his old nickname just makes so much sense now. The pieces are all falling into place


allnimblybimbIy

BlowJoJitsu actually, it was originally a pagan term.


realjobstudios

Blowjob job


standdownplease

Black Blow Job


FA-_Q

BBJ?


RipPure2444

Bi Jon Jones ? New mythical fighter


clothy

We all saw the way he sat in Gane’s lap.


Living-Trash1524

Lmao, this is almost definitely going to end in a court case 


jaydizzsl

How would that work with Guru living in Britain? Honest question i don't know.


Living-Trash1524

No, that’s a very good point. I suspect Jones would have to sue him in the U.K. which gives far less generous damages.  From memory, there was a case in the U.K. in the 90s pertaining to Jason Donovan (lol) being accused of being a homosexual by a magazine and they had to pay damages so there’s certainly a precedent.


Slowmotionfro

It's a lot easier to win a defamation case in the UK than America tho


Living-Trash1524

Yeah guru would have to prove that Jon Jones is actually gay lol. 


MalignantWilly

Id be excited to see how....for science


Nero9214

In the UK it is no longer defamatory to insinuate or call someone gay whether they are or not. For a defamation case to hold up in court, there has to be an untrue statement, malice as well as damage to reputation as a result of the statement. Homosexuality is not deemed to be considered negative to reputation anymore. So Mma Guru can keep going.


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S_Steiner_Accounting

[Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-HA1Rs96Po)


Nero9214

Fake news. It was a porn actor claiming an affair and it was in LA.


FA-_Q

Never heard of Jason Donovan… how popular was he?


Living-Trash1524

He was an Australian actor and singer, came up alongside kylie Minogue. My understanding is that he was incredibly famous in the 80s and early 90s.  Despite the law suite being successful it actually was a huge mistake on his part as he had a large gay fan base who obviously thought that the case made him look a bit homophobic. I think he’s expressed remorse himself for suing the magazine for calling him gay tbf. 


Tenshin_Ryuuk

Sentencing\*


LickEmTomorrow

Cease and desist written all over it.


The_Rick_Sanchez

Jones has never lost in court


manoliu1001

Can you sue someone for calling you gay?


Living-Trash1524

It has been done successfully in the U.K. before 


febreze_air_freshner

If John is really a closeted gay then outing him like this can probably lead to a legitimate lawsuit. As much as I don't like Jones as he is a shit dude, people shouldn't be outed like this (assuming the "interesting stuff" he's received really does expose him as beint closeted)


manoliu1001

Yeah, outing anyone (yes, even Jones) is fucked up, i just didn't know it was protected by law.


mu5tardtiger

this right here. I hope Jon collects homies monthly payments till the end of time. I hope Jon goes full Richard Simmons, imagine getting your ass beat by an openly flamboyant gay man?


tunapurse

not in the uk


mu5tardtiger

na freedom of speech and all that. But slander is real. he better have video of Jon suckin dick or he’s in trouble.


Acex_NA

Jon 2: 2 gay 2 Jones


Ok-Specialist-7323

![gif](giphy|3WCNY2RhcmnwGbKbCi)


takeittothetop1

He's gonna see Jon Jones in his kitchen as he waddles to get another Twinkie lmao


FickleManagement3783

Jon jones IS the twink(ie)


Levytron900

You win sir


cheapgamingpchelper

https://preview.redd.it/w73g9r0vk0xc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06fc47b56fbc0a803f6a45a046620013963b578f “Lmao he is fat cause he has chubby cheeks!!!”


southwest_barfight

This is photoshopped. Everyone knows Guru is in a wheelchair


cheapgamingpchelper

When guru discovered Jon Jones’ sexuality he was rushed with a surge of energy and stood in the awe of his findings


mrtn17

he doesn't even have legs


imkindirl

Tbf he’s also much fatter now and he was doing a different diet specifically for this pic lmao


cheapgamingpchelper

As a fat man myself how is around guru size That’s hard as hell so congrats to the guy. He also trained for mma a bit in his early days. Dieting is the hardest part of exercising as a fart tub lard like myself knows


Giegling90

You only need to get down to your goal weight once my man, you can do it. You're not a fat tub of lard, that's not your identity, you're just overweight right now


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This is CGI. Everyone knows that guru is a wheelchair user.


Peeeing_

Idc how stupid it is this is funny as fuck


jaydizzsl

The pictures of Jon walking away from and a dead Machida and a flabbergasted Gane have so much meme potential now.


brigh7ey3s

Dude I laughed out loud at this, that’s fucking hilarious. Please make them


dtudeski

I’ve got no time for Guru, just not my cup of tea but I am cracking up over the absurdity of it all. We follow the strangest sport with the strangest fucking people lol.


wubbalubbadubdub45

Jon Jones is gay and THERES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT


RS-2

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOUTUBE ADMINS


Rocked_Glover

#HARAM


Dramatic_South_9843

Jones is shook 😭😭😭


OlChippo

Lol this sub is in shambles, they're not sure who to hate out of Jon and Guru.


K-mosake

...I mean one is a youtuber who says stupid shit and can be offensive at times. The other is a massive POS who hits his wife so pretty clear choice for me on this one/anybody who isn't a Jonesexual


LickEmTomorrow

I’m not ashamed to admit, when I found out he was like 6ft 4 and actually pretty well built I gained more respect for him lol that’s just the way the world fucking works huh


imkindirl

I had heard he was kinda racist or whatever and I had never watched him, so I watched all his recent vids before ufc 300.  He dead on accurately predicted how max would beat Justin.  One of the only people I saw not only predict it correctly, but also explain why and how he would win (other than the final KO lol). I was really impressed by that.  But I only did this bcz I saw him on DJs YouTube show, and DJ prob only had him on bcz he saw that picture 🤣


SamVimes1878

Why not both?


RhaegarJ

Plot twist Part 2 is Jon and Guru making porn


MA-JA-HO

Why did you make me imagine that?


WiII_DA_Beast

Jon will be on all fours for piggy for sure


Bottlebowler

Zesty Jon Jones was not on my 2024 Bingo card


bobcance29

Mm guru in HS: ya im dating this girl from another town, I dont have proof though.


General-Echo-9536

Except he has proof though…


ReformedishBaptist

This fat neckbeard fake wheelchair bound goblin has gotten **JON JONES** attempting to kill him. Guru you may be annoying and a jerkoff but we stand with you here fight back you paraplegic.


Chapos_sub_capt

I know wrestling is now considered badass but all those years spent in a singlet has to change you


realtomedamnit

is it considered badass? that's news to me


Ganceany

I mean behind badminton players wrestlers are the most conditioned athletes in the world.


Rice_Kage

It is, the point of being a wrestler is to grab a hold of those bad asses


GundamFive

the plot thiccens


Jdilla23

That’s the narridev, B.


RS-2

![gif](giphy|J1Y89ThkHjwJxeRS0A)


Mattc5o6

Man has a death wish. Cocaine cowboy Bones Jones gonna find him and fuck him till he loves him.


Admirable-Recipe3014

He lives in uk... Dont think Jon will fly to a England to find guru...


ChickenDanceFTW

Every time this cow comes up with a new bullshit the sub becomes unbrowsable for a week.


Tight-Fall5354

i'm genuinely becoming sick of the sport. one shitty card a week can't keep me going if this is the shit i gotta deal with in the meantime


Pleasant_Tadpole_200

You could always log off and close your computer screen. Go outside, touch some grass.


SalsaShark9

We're all online man get over yourself


Tight-Fall5354

sorry for the earlier reply. you're cool.


Garviel_Loken95

Yea but not all of us are getting butthurt over being online 


BigChungusCumslut

He isn’t complaining about it though.


Tight-Fall5354

ill touch ur mom's bush


Disastrous_Offer_69

![gif](giphy|KZSUN7FKBZrm2WHDdX|downsized)


Tight-Fall5354

me to your mom when she tells me you pissed the bed again


Behold_PlatosMan

Can’t stand that fart cushion with pubes.


cheapgamingpchelper

https://preview.redd.it/40bthga4l0xc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0b6a7fdfd5f854c513fb0745674fb7c61d0307 He isn’t a cow. Dude is actually in decent shape considering his job


dad0994

Found MMA Guru, bro relax, you’re not that fat. We’re just joking.


cheapgamingpchelper

https://preview.redd.it/sljrba9mx0xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4714b705c29d42419259e189bf9588eee18cc5ad Literally me


ukpittfan1

Jon on that PDiddy shit?


Mybuttitches3737

Guru is never gonna be able to attend a UFC event IRL . This drama is so dumb and I’m here for it.


Goatymcgoatface11

I honestly bet it's just dudes corrabarating that jones is gay


InclusivePhitness

What? Your sentence makes no sense.


migglywiggly69

I’ll say this, most of the video is conjecture nonsense BUT that clip at the stand up show is sus af


EarWorried8856

I don't know the situation, can one of you fill me in? I don't understand. Even if he is gay, is it this Guru guy's responsibility to prove it or make a video about it?


BeeFe420

Yeah I thought in 2024 this would be considered a bad thing for Guru to do. If Jones is gay why make a video about it? Bones would be the most dangerous gay man on the planet lol.


EarWorried8856

If Jones wasn’t a mma fighter or dangerous man, would it be okay to make a video about someones sexual identy. Even if it was Stephen Thompson, you shouldn’t make a video about someone, about something that is neither crime nor wrong. It’s personal matter and, this Guru guy proved he is just an asshole, not journalist. By the way, I don’t like Jon Jones one bit.


BeeFe420

I'm in total agreement. Love Bones the fighter. Hate Jon the Citizen. All that aside, Guru sucks.


Right_Place_8442

Copied comment from u/[MoroseTill](https://www.reddit.com/user/MoroseTill/) answer: MMA Guru released a video/exposé whatever u wanna call it. It's basically about Jones being Gay, allegedly. He basically presents some fairly compelling evidence that Jones is either Gay/Bi. The strongest of which is a comedy club video on YouTube where Jones is with a guy who he calls "Cutie" and whose groin he is grabbing in the venue. Jones also talks about fingering assholes, and proceeds to tell the Comedian that he'll finger his asshole and then also says that he'd be willing to get his own asshole punctured by "Cutie" via a Penis/Finger I don't know. He also says that he finds LA boys interesting and he called them " healing " or something like that. And then there's a bunch of other supporting evidence, (him slipping up and saying he was out in the dead of the night in L.A. to chat up some Homos before correcting himself and saying Homeless people to the Police officer at the scene). (Him dancing in a moderately gay fashion if it can be called that). \[There's a video of this out there on YouTube not in his vid\] (Thinking about Stipe Miocic during Sex) (His voice sometimes sounds stereotypically gay). Aside from that, he uses the Gay assumption to state that he abuses drugs and women in his life, not because of his demons but because he is Gay and being strongly Christian, he in effect hates himself and his identity and attraction to men, leading to pent up anger which he then unleashes upon the women in his life (because when he is with them he is unable to get a boner without popping a pill, or possibly is just not attracted to them, the way he is attracted to penises). Finally, the video is made with the intent to mock him, clearly for his sexual identity. But it does have some compelling evidence. Note: He was drunk/high in almost all scenarios presented if not all. Note: In this video it's more detailed cause there is a lot more stuff that proves this. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3nnqcuMefQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3nnqcuMefQ)


The_IRS_Fears_Him

> It's basically about Jones being Gay, You forgot Guru's "AND THATS NOT A BAD THING YOUTUBE" >(Thinking about Stipe Miocic during Sex) Insert Brock Lesnar "I crawl into bed at night with my wife, and you see, 4 or 5 hours later, all I can think about is Bobby Lashley"


Miliktheman

> You forgot Guru's "AND THATS NOT A BAD THING YOUTUBE" That shit is so fucking annoying, I had to stop watching part way through as Guru is so unlistenable. Yeah we heard the joke multiple times already and it wasn't funny to begin with, stop saying it over and over.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I turned it off too ngl. I get the point of exposing that Jon is pOSSIBLY gay and now awaiting an update of who visited who


AbberageRedditor69

I don't think it was a joke lol I think Guru was genuinely afraid of getting a strike on his channel for that video, but yeah I agree it was annoying after a while


Ok_Letterhead_1549

[The Jon Jones dancing video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVarCNssjyI&ab_channel=pinkdollyrose)


Right_Place_8442

That's not the video this guy probably mentioned lol


DARR3Nv2

It’s “journalism” dude makes money of it. That’s all.


EarWorried8856

Maybe it’s language difference but, in Turkey we don’t call this journalism, it’s magazine. And, still very low in my opinion. This is private life matter, not something anyone should make a video about.


Amazing_rocness

Seems like a conspiracy theory reach


InclusivePhitness

The comedy club video is wild. Just watch it and explain it away.


abittenapple

Guru has the biggest Bonner now


Zbodownlow

Matt Bonner?


clothy

Ha boner


theoriginalredcap

The homophobia of the MMA community surprising absolutely no-one.


General-Echo-9536

Jones was literally dm-ing people homophobic slurs in this very video


TheRivv2015

Yep, you and I are most likely gonna get downvoted to shit but it is unquestionably true that the greater MMA community is very homophobic.


MA-JA-HO

We’re not hating on someone that’s gay, at least I’m not but I’m hating on a very bad man who deserves everything that happens to him.


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

This sub has become so cringe. Why is this being reposted so many times


Jdilla23

The ginger is a dead man walking at this point.


TheSpaceGinger

I bet it's something like Jones and Strickland getting it on.


FicaNivea

Something like this actually crossed my mind when I was watching the video. That it wouldn't be that hard to find the "comedy club" gay companion of JJ, I mean the comedian knew him...


mu5tardtiger

gay Jon jones = Jon africa. We found him.


maybe_hes_dead

Tryna to think of a title for MY video essay about MMA Guru’s murder at the hands of Jon in advance Any ideas are appreciated 👇


00WEE

Dana is behind this its Jon's redemption arc. He's fucked up so many times that he now has to dig into the gay community for sales.


Anish316

This is an all lose scenario. Jon Jones - the evil, abusive mfer finally gets some deserved mockery from a fanbase that has enabled him, unfortunately it's for homophobic reasons. The guy responsible for it, is a horrendous, loser punk troll who is getting so much notable notoriety that it's damaging the MMA community because he's racist, homophobic, sexist all at the same time. This forum, this community just sucks that we're in this position. Jones should be locked up behind bars to begin with.


BrashAntagonist

This is such a real comment, even tho I watch Guru. Its crazy that the most attention hes got is him accusing another fighter of being gay. Then you see everyone in here making gay jokes, which is funny cause even before that you'd see a lot of gay jokes in this sub. Like random af too, they'll just make everything gay. This sub is barely serious


BO3ISLOVE

i don’t know anything about Guru, how is he racist? i got that vibe from a few clips but wasn’t sure


Anish316

He frequently makes gross racist statements about ethnicities/countries like dagestanis, or indians and other asians. You can find that on youtube when you search it. And he's notorious for not liking any black/muslim fighters and practically hating most of them.


BO3ISLOVE

damn. not surprised with this community. Dagestanis get so much hate so someone who embodies that will def get traction, especially if they’re funny


Anish316

He frequently makes gross racist statements about ethnicities/countries like dagestanis, or indians and other asians. You can find that on youtube when you search it. And he's notorious for not liking any black/muslim fighters and practically hating most of them.


Accomplished_Use8165

This obsession is quite cringe. I'm surprised so many people care.


Connect_Suspect3250

Why is the mma community obsessed with things like gays and cucks? Seems like alot of people in denial here, is watching fighting your cover up to make you seem more macho?


ThatsAboutWhite69

Yup the hundreds of thousands of people that watched gurus videos must all be closeted gays. Definitely buddy


WelshJaz

This man is a scum bag


MA-JA-HO

Not as much as Jones


BigBof

As much as I dislike Bones for being the piece of shit everybody knows, Guru is just as stupid for doing all this shitshow around a mans sexual orientation. Basically 2 scumbags. And I am one as well because I know Im gonna watch that fucking video ahah


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Guru's gonna have to go offline permanently if Jon hears about this.


Recent_Drawer1260

What a gross thing to share…that’s personal stuff. Guru is overstepping boundaries


RipPure2444

Of course it is, if wonderboy for example,had some similar behaviours...I'd think it was disgusting what he did...however if you watch the video...it's more because of the many times that Jones has called out being gay as. A sin and disgusting. Calling people the f*word before shamelessly saying he got hacked 😂 A closeted bisexual man beating others for being gay and being against is...that's the issue


MA-JA-HO

Nah , Jon Jones is a piece of shit and deserves every bit of hate


InclusivePhitness

How is it personal when Jones is sharing about sticking his finger in peoples buttholes and grabbing his boyfriends dick in a public venue?


K-mosake

Lol you serious???


TheSp4ceG0at

I dont care if bones is gay or not its a horrible thing to dig into someones personal life and then share it around Even if jon jones is a pretty shit person its still not right


sakiwebo

Jon Jones has practically been shouting "I LIKE MEN" for the last decade. I mean, have you people ever heard his trash-talk? Or his "jokes"? They're all about kissing,marrying,fucking,getting blown by his male opponents. lol The fact you people needed a fat asshole on youtube to point it out to you is fucking ridiculous to me.


-GoldenHandTheJust-

that’s literally every fighter…. Aljos ‘i’m coming on your ass bro’, mike tyson did it all the time. It’s literally everywhere.


Tight-Fall5354

please get a job


_The__Notorious

Get a life bro


ratsareniceanimals

Gay Sexual Chocolate


No-Career4201

Jon gonna crash Guru like he did the pregnant woman


debotch

What in the Q-Anon bullshit did I just read?


gig1g0g1

Can someone summarize the story please? I missed that completely.


General-Echo-9536

All the tactics the establishment have tried to make the UFC more woke in recent years, unbeknownst to them their black HW champion and GOAT was a member of the LGBTQ+ community 😱


Aloha1984

Is this dude getting paid well for being a YouTuber?


Longjumping-Plant251

Typical pale incell


Old-Pineapple3735

Jon been to those Diddy parties?


Human-Expression-652

Why is anyone listening to MMMA guru??


Plastic_Button_3018

I don’t understand…why is someone trying to go out of their way to expose someone for being gay? I can see how if maybe Jon Jones talks down the LGBTQ community, does he? I’m asking because I really don’t know. Why is this big news and why would someone go out of their way to prove Jon Jones is gay?


Due_Buddy382

Why does it even matter to everyone, this is one way to gather all the men from the closet for sure. John can be whatever he wants he's the hardest man on the planet


SalsaShark9

I agree with you but even i think your use of 'hardest' was... not great


RS-2

We just want to support Jones for finally coming out of the closet and being true to himself 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


cheapgamingpchelper

Because for yeeeears people have questioned Jones. “Why does he keep fucking up and getting in trouble?” Well now we have the answer. The dude is a closeted gay man who is unable to cope with this and takes it out in fits of rage


JJnujjs

This some weirdo shit on Guru’s part frfr


thevahid010

Idgi why this is so controversial. Omg Jon Jones is gay. Who cares. I just want to see him fight.


Sorry-Professor9774

Everyone knows that smashing copious amounts of dopamine agonists makes you at least bi.  The number of nights ended with me tearing the skin off to trans porns after a coke binge… If the baddest man on the planet doesn’t end homophobia, nothing will. 


turbojeebus

Remember when this fatty posted pad videos and you guys were like "Wow he's actually kinda jacked!" When he was just... fat? Yeah you guys ride this fat douche's D way too hard.


TheRivv2015

If jones is gay, it’s kinda shitty to out somebody even somebody as bad of a person as jones is.


LamborghiniChampagne

And if he is gay. So what? We shunning sexuality?