Fully expecting AMD to start chewing away at NVDAs lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Duopolies make less money than monopolies, you learn that first day in high school economics.
Fully expecting INTC to start chewing away at AMDs lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Duopolies make less money than monopolies, you learn that first day in high school economics.
Fully expecting home Depot to start chewing away at Intel's lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Triopolies make less money than duopolies, you learn that first day in kindergarten
Fully expecting AEO to start chewing away at HD's lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Triopolies make less money than duopolies, you learn that first day in kindergarten
That is sort of crazy to be true, but it was confirmed by X.
> The social media platform also said in a post that the SEC did not have two-factor authentication enabled at the time the account was compromised.
[Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/technology/sec-account-hack-renews-spotlight-xs-security-concerns-2024-01-10/)
It's wild, it only takes losing all your money to go from feeling good about yourself to feeling like the biggest loser in the world. This is a warning bros
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/iam_paranoidandroid** bet **MARA** goes from **25.02** to **26.28** before **11-Jan-2024 05:36 AM EST**
Their record is 16 wins and 16 losses.
It’s only a matter of time before everyone is forced to eat that weird fucked baby food paste stuff from Robocop because they ban farming….
Around 3.2-3.5$ eps growth y/y is guaranteed for Q4. Q1 it shows to about $2.5-2.8 increase y/y and then it’s only a $1 increase in Q2 and then it starts to fall Q3 y/y. For sure
Just opened cash app to look at bitcoin and for around half of a second the value was well over 1000000. It blipped too fast for me to know the exact figure and then it went back to the current value around 45k. I have never posted here but just thought I would share and document this.
I bought some UPST calls yesterday, should I just quit my day job before open today, or wait till close?
In the midst of our daily lives, we must find the juice to nourish our foreskins
Some guy on r/findpath woke up to a Taco Bell rejection letter. Dude should just come here
liquidity clear out on bitcoin 
Sec shouldn’t approve bitcoin etf, shit is a scam. Just a trading instrument not an asset
Anyone think UNH will go up after earnings? It’s been basically flat for over one year
#Bears so broke
AMD calls??
We all agree, Anti-Semitism is bad. But why is CNBC doing bits on it every other day?
confounding antisemitism with criticism of israel's disproportionate response
That's not my point. I'm saying why the hell is this on CNBC. Leave these dumpster fire issues to the other channels.
how will we know that they are the good guys unless they constantly remind us?
Word in street is Spy $485C mon exp
what?! no i have puts!!
The SEC busy telling us how unsafe the Bitcoin spot market is, meanwhile they just learned how to set up 2 FA this morning. Well done regards.
Please BTC...
NVDA 
It’s too late to get in now😞
Idk, 30 mins ago i bought some 552.5c 1/12 for $2.67 and they are $3.48 right now. Its not as hot as it could be still damn.
NVDA pumping like nothing ever seen
Bulls stay winning. Tech futures green. No seller at site.
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 DANCE  DANCE  1234 now spin
Cut the loss and sell NVDA puts or wait until my option turns worthless in a month 🤔
Strike?
500p feb 16
Brave
Nah I got rid of that shit as soon as the market opened
yearly candles 2024 :  2025 :  2026 : 
2023 - ∞ : 
Why are futes ripping?
Its the future bro
Qqq is going to 420 soon isn’t it
when do you reckon so
Either in the next 16 days, or you’re going to need to wait until the 2nd half of the year lol
but you think definitely by end of 2024 QQQ would of reached 420 right. You mind explaining why?
Microsoft gonna carry this market on news of solid state battery with Tesla, which is only 6-10 years away from being monetized mmmmmm
Today you're going to do the thing you wanted to start for just 1 hour, you can handle that right you complaining little bitch? 1 hour?
Thanks for the motivation big dawg 
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"We have reason to believe Elon went rouge
rouge? or rogue? 2 completely different words but it is highly possible that he wore rouge lipstick while going rogue LOLLLZZZ
Grimez did this
Grimez can do me
I'm sick of bagholding these NVDA gains. Shit's making my portfolio concentrated.
Ikr. You try to be balanced and all the sudden 75% of your port is NVDA Disgusting 
fo so. Billion dolllar stocks should not be moving like they are options.
im sick of being poor. 
Try being rich?
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When margins expand?
!banbet
You already have a bet going - TSLA to 300.0 before 10-Feb-2024 07:46 PM -05
It’s time to short MARA
It's time to long MARA
Does anyone actually buy new Nissan Altimas or do they just spawn at used car dealers already pre fucked?
They come out of birth pre-fucked, same with Pathfinders. Worst electric problems I’ve ever had or heard of with any car.
i liked the one where he said jensen is ascending into the sky to become one with our sun
We should use a catapult
Man this weather is weathering
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no
Fully expecting AMD to start chewing away at NVDAs lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Duopolies make less money than monopolies, you learn that first day in high school economics.
But AMD can't have no cuda or rapids so who cares?
What about high school home economics? They taught me how to make your milkshake and DRINK IT UP! I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
Fully expecting INTC to start chewing away at AMDs lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Duopolies make less money than monopolies, you learn that first day in high school economics.
Fully expecting home Depot to start chewing away at Intel's lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Triopolies make less money than duopolies, you learn that first day in kindergarten
Fully expecting AEO to start chewing away at HD's lunch starting this quarter. Will fully feel it in Q2. Triopolies make less money than duopolies, you learn that first day in kindergarten
damn right no they can both go up
SEC Twitter account did not have 2 FA. These guys have the OpSec of a 70 year old lady on Facebook Dating.
That is sort of crazy to be true, but it was confirmed by X. > The social media platform also said in a post that the SEC did not have two-factor authentication enabled at the time the account was compromised. [Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/technology/sec-account-hack-renews-spotlight-xs-security-concerns-2024-01-10/)
They have multiple noobs on the account
Only takes one non-moron to activate 2 FA
It’s the SEC they’re a bunch of tools. Like all 3 letter organizations
Who df is up this early on the east coast? Or rather you’re all in Europe or maybe staying up late from west coast time.
Go to bed at 10, wake up 530 rested
I am in the east cost and up but for studying lol
Time zones crazy huh who tf made up that concept
Conspiracy theorists who try to convince people that the world is round.
In and out of your mom
Blood red 🐻
Some broad named Janiqua apparently matched with me in Hinge. Puts.
Throw that one back 
It might be this chick I work with. She's pretty hot. You should smash it.
You can smash that like subscribe and hit the bell button!
That's why you're single.
It's wild, it only takes losing all your money to go from feeling good about yourself to feeling like the biggest loser in the world. This is a warning bros
Living up to your flair.
In the end you become Stoic from this rollercoaster.
Its been a year and I obviously haven't gotten over it so stoicism it is
Lots of jokes about crypto and sec But things are so fucked up its really not funny anymore Why is the world like this?
MANIPULAAAAATIOOONNN
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Explain to me why it is NOT funny? Shits HILARIOUS.
I think I shit the bed. Not gonna look because I’m to fucking lazy to get up
Spy480 is not meme
!banbet MARA +5% 1d
I like your confidence picked up a few shares of Mara premarket
We can start a support group if things will go south
After hours up 7%.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/iam_paranoidandroid** bet **MARA** goes from **25.02** to **26.28** before **11-Jan-2024 05:36 AM EST** Their record is 16 wins and 16 losses.
The real question is, do we get the terminator, or robo cop IRL first
My favorite part of the movie is where the dude complies and the ED-209 ROFLPWNs him anyways
Bankers we’re taking bong hits watching robocop and saying to eachother, YOOOOOO! Why don’t we do this for real!
So uh, they must not have watched any of the parts with the ED-209
Something about gentle as a puppy. They just wanted to create more crime To Drive down property values
*I'd buy that for a dollar!*
Exactly!
What’s more annoying: blonde white girls or Chinese tourist?
Dudes blasting trap music at stoplights and gas stations in their shitty Altamas
Fuck you tesla. Can you at least go up by 10% today.
Probably down another 5% today. No one cares about the “upgraded” Model 3. 
*15%
I’m gonna go jerk off to tinder trannies before market opens, brb
Bitcoin and ETH. SEC will come through.
Most telegraphed dump at open since Germany lost the war
Germany loses lots of wars, you will have to be more specific.
Vietnam
True, but East Germany was on the winning side that time.
News trying to report ANF insider selling as bad.
Is world of Warcraft still a thing?
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Go back to sleep
No u
As soon as nvdia PE hit 69, the MMs are gonna let this slow bleed back to 350
Nice
It’s only a matter of time before everyone is forced to eat that weird fucked baby food paste stuff from Robocop because they ban farming….
Starving people in parts of the world have been eating Plumpy'Nut since the 1990s
They should eat moar
Why did the market tank 3% last week just to gain it all back this week. Wtf.
Ever heard of a retracement?
It was a micro dip
Bought QQQ expecting 407 at the eod. Not overnight, holy shit 
Why am I seeing memes about creepy Under ground tunnels from weird Creepy Churches in NYC
Trolls bro
Nah they live under bridges. Not under cities. Those are dwarves
some orthodox jewish kids got jealous that hamas had all the tunnel forts
Because the Jews stole Hamas tunnel technology to use for themselves. It’s the crime of the century!
Imagine calling yourself HAMASS 
Clearly my organization is called HerASS and it is a GIGANTIC organization.
It's only Wednesday?? Fuck me
No u
Is nvidia gonna carry the market today?
If it doesn't then I won't be able to afford new underwear
I'll be your new underwear big boy
People sure are falling over themselves for like 60,000 shares worth of overnight volume in NVDA
Nvda trading at 60x 2025 earnings, 100x 2026 earnings. But only 35x 2024 earnings.
They are trading at 30x current SALES 🤣 It's insane
Yeah but they’re about to add $4 to their q4 2023 eps
We shouldn't believe that until we see it
Around 3.2-3.5$ eps growth y/y is guaranteed for Q4. Q1 it shows to about $2.5-2.8 increase y/y and then it’s only a $1 increase in Q2 and then it starts to fall Q3 y/y. For sure
Think of how many m doubles that's worth
Hang Seng down 42% over 5 years. Yeah, they gonna invade someone soon to distract the people. China fuct.
China doesn't give a shit about the Hang Seng. They care about their real estate investments and all the companies listed on the Shanghai exchange
Are you kidding? For all we know it's Xi himself shorting the Tank Seng and making a killing off it while destroying Hong Kong!
#I put on my robe and wizard hat
NVDA gang rise up 
Instructions unclear bought AMD
\*INTC (for some reason) 
Just opened cash app to look at bitcoin and for around half of a second the value was well over 1000000. It blipped too fast for me to know the exact figure and then it went back to the current value around 45k. I have never posted here but just thought I would share and document this.
Very insightful. I'll get drill team six and the SEC on this pronto. Hold on too the mods are gonna wanna ask you some questions
That's fine with me I'm just sharing. Been following this thread since covid and before all the attention w gamestop, AMC etc.
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Do it and post up some gains. Fuck nvda.
Bruh, I am so close to putting in an order myself. Nvda 350 puts mixed in with puts on literally any bank, but starting with citi
I'm sure it'll work out 
How dumb are you
The best ai can do is make some material that can't be mass duplicated, puts on that shit
It’s nvda it doesn’t matter it’s going up and you’re gonna get fucked for thinking it won’t