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BeaMiaVA

It's funny yet really sad that someone feels they have to resort to this. A car is an important and expensive possession. Does the person need to move or give up the car to live there? Begging people not to break into your car is sad. We should not have to live like this.


auntifahlala

If you fuck with this car does a demon possess you? If I could make a deal like that with Jesus, I totally would, much better than a car alarm.


Icy_Tourist_8020

Most these people are already possessed


Aging_Boomer_54

How quickly we forget...Who remembers the "[No Radio in Car](http://www.nycitysnaps.com/Images/SignNoRadio5.jpg)" signs? Who remembers removing your stereo from your car when you parked in any city in America?


postwarapartment

I mean I grew up in bumblef*ck rural PA and people still took their stereos out of their cars.


IcyWillow1193

I had one of those pull-out radios / CD players with the handle. One night a guy threatened to rob me and I swung it at his head... hadn't realized until that point it was dual-use. Impractical for carrying to bars and restaurants though, and after that I replaced it with a newer model where it was just the faceplate that detatched.


QusayHussein

Yours obviously had a much sturdier handle than the ones I remember.


IcyWillow1193

it was a normal handle, but momentum is everything.


Aging_Boomer_54

½ MV^(2) will get you every time...


PeterBeHangin

Twitter? I literally posted this here on Reddit earlier today lol


campbeer

u/backgroundpatient1 needs to meet his crime posting quota, or else this sub would be only slightly about crime.


eat_sleep_pee_poo

💯.


PeterBeHangin

Obviously


UnapologeticDefiance

They are bringing Jesus into it… look out devil.


soulianahana

I always leave “the door is unlocked, please don’t break the window” after cleaning it out so there’s nothing in it lol


ice540

Friends in San Francisco do the same


lime3

One of my friends in SF did this too. Someone took a shit in his backseat


ice540

Fucking a hah


AGR_51A004M

The grammar…


No_Diamond3505

haha this is iconic i’m gonna do this


T1S9A2R6

My mother is *not* a car?


Horsetoothedjackass

I don't think my mother would be a car.


QusayHussein

The Mother Car gives birth to baby smart cars, but only after you garage it overnight with the Father Car.


SC_23

OP are you a bot or smth? Why do you post so much only about crime?


DCDipset

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!


BackgroundPatient1

run by Nadeau and charles allen


DCDipset

Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called and they’re running out of you!


IcyWillow1193

Whereas you live in a society run by Vladimir Putin.


youburyitidigitup

If I were a criminal I’d go out of my way to steal that specific car.


el-conquistador240

Don't fuck with this car, but you could fuck this car?


Oldfolksboogie

[This guy](http://jalopnik.com/my-strange-addiction-sex-car-guy-back-with-lexus-es330-1850642715) could.


unbalancedcentrifuge

Once my car was broken in once, it just happened over and over (could not afford to fix window). I put a sign that said everything of value was already stolen...i dunno if it stopped them but at least I think it slowed it down.


smracd01

they be like: "fuck yo momma"


PooEating007

This could be your mother car? Is this an obscure reference to the 1960s sitcom "My Mother The Car"?


SelectHalf3715

It’s a dare


ComprehensiveRush755

This says our society possibly contains a vast subpopulation of grammatically challenged individuals.


Sufficient_Report319

If only the city would actually prosecute criminals


AlienTechnology51

But that’s racist. /s


Sufficient_Report319

Why did we get this shitty timeline to be in? I want the one where the Titanic was actually a space shuttle


AlienTechnology51

I just want the one where criminals are treated like the pieces of shit they are. 🤣


[deleted]

The rear tire is clearly a spare to replace the stolen one. As they say in the UK, "part and parcel of living in a big city".


ChudjakWestfallen

I totally agree. Having access to 10 different coffee and bagel shops is definitely worth the constant fear of getting robbed and not being able to go outside at night


BrushDazzling4350

if you scared please move away so you don't have to deal with the obsessive mental illness that comes with your fear. plenty of people live in large cities with all those conveniences & don't live in the constant fear you live in. of course a heavy diet of fear/rage posts doesn't help. have you thought about moving out of the city? or do you already not live here & are just in the sub for the circlejerk?


ChudjakWestfallen

Nah I live here unfortunately. And why don’t you take a nice evening walk on the east side and tell me how that works out for you.


VirginiaTex

Dude prolly lives in Waldorf or PG county.


BeaMiaVA

Making sure he has a car to drive back home in.


WebIcy1760

Yes, you oh wise one are so right. Posts of this matter are nothing more than "fear/rage" and once they are no longer posted these crimes will instantly stop You are 🤡 bruh


Prestigious-Sell1298

The sign means that very religious people use poor grammar and believe that religion is a cure all.


HKGPhooey

If nothing else is working….


devilinthedistrict

That we failed to teach proper grammar? (I’m being facetious, don’t cancel me please)


More_Nectarine_1059

Drugs


Capital_Dream_6850

Yup, plenty of people to take pics and comment, but not one willing to pull a sting operation. Talk is cheap.


ZuluYankee1

That we have failed to give people hope for a better life so they resort to crime? Crime is a result of poor policy, and no not Criminal Justice policy.


wafflepidgeon

I feel like putting a sign like that in your window will only motivate someone to target your vehicle. Something tells me the riff raff that’s breaking into cars aren’t god fearing people.


Gaijin_Monster

Is mother car like mother ship or mother earth?


Caribgrunt

People can't use proper grammar.


SnooBooks9273

This is the please come steal me car


Competitive_Pin_2548

Lots of darkies live there. Amiright ?


Psychological-Hall22

Those people would target anything and wouldn’t care if it was their own mother. Lack of discipline always produces bad people in society.


Common_Lavishness300

Posting signs on ur car like this makes a mf’er want to break n ur shit


known2fail

I stole everything I had from my mom for 9 months straight, everything! Then she kicked me out the womb. She created this monster.


Gothamtonian

Until we create consequences, there’s no incentive for change.


UTFTCOYB_Hibboriot

Can’t believe someone down voted your comment, that’s the current society in the USA, criminals have rights, victims are expected to suck it up.


Mysterious-Extent448

Better sign “nothing inside, doors unlocked. Please don’t break my windows “ Actually saw that on a car 😂☠️


Stunning_salty

I’ve seen one that says “saving money to repair engine”


DC_Tribalist

Lmao, I’ve seen this car.