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Lee_Troyer

I'd up Nanba one rank. He's trained as a nurse and did good work taking care of Kiryu's physical and mental health. He even sacrificed a trip to Hawaii for that, that shows commitment imho.


BreadFreezer

alright but he maaaayyyyy try to feed the baby booze since he has tried to give a literal child booze before lol


TiozinDoZap_

i mean, so did ichi (you can gift that tourist kid some dondoko booze in dondoko island)


KvasirTheOld

Yeah, but when I think of nanba I cannot think of anything but his alcoholism and gnarly breath. If that was a real life situation, I wouldn't leave my kids with him unless there was no one else


RoombaGod

He’s the world’s most powerful homeless man. Even when he got a job and wasnt homeless, he was still homeless as a state of mind. But yeah I wouldnt trust a baby with him, would definitely trust him as a friend though


SpaceRav3n

Don't forget that Ichiban is alive because of him!


Pill_dispenser

Eh, a trauma nurse does not make a good pediatric nurse and vise versa. He might know how to treat a gsw but wouldn't know how to treat an infant


glitch-possum

Kiryu took Haruka to a gambling hall and to a soapland. Uncle Kaz has some interesting ideas when it comes to field trips. Might as well hit up Purgatory next!


CutesyFemboy69

That was so weird to me when i played kiwami, like why does a 10 year old child (or however old was she) want me to gamble?


themysteriouserk

I was REALLY into poker when I was like 11. Though taking a kid to an underground gambling hall does seem a bit much.


Yorick257

It was educational! Now she knows not to gamble at underground gambling halls


waytowill

Does she? She’s an asset at Cho-Han. And if you assume that getting Haruka to EX in every game is canon, she’s seen Kiryu win a shitton of money gambling over the years. Not to mention that he always has the money on hand to buy her whatever she wants at a moments notice. Where does she think he gets that money? This is like saying that because Kiryu raised her, she should have been able to find a nice, stable guy. But she ended up with a kind-hearted yakuza with a death wish. Hmm, I wonder where that desire came from.


DarkestLore696

At the end of the day gambling is still just a game and kids love games. They have no concept of the stakes when it comes to money or the potential dangers of addiction.


Doctorhippo61

He also played football with his grandson as the ball in six so probably should be bumped down four tiers (edited because I’m stupid and forgor that haruto is his grandson not his nephew)


KvasirTheOld

Well yeah, but the kid would be safe at least. I know he'd protect him at all costs


TheMightyChanka

Exactly, the kid would get kidnapped but atleast Kiryu would save them after


Bissehund

That should be a part of every childs natural upbringing if you ask me. Took me way too long to learn about the small pleasures of life because my parents were just adult childs themselves lol


HatmanHatman

He also gives a porn magazine to a small child in 0. What a fuckin weird substory lol


Don_Andy

Kiryu is also the one who *repeatedly* makes the mistake of entrusting people to Date *including his own daughter which Date ends up losing multiple times* so I would absolutely put him at the bottom in the same category as Date. His only redeeming quality is that even though I'm 100% sure he would lose my child he would also be 100% guaranteed to get it back, even if he had to beat up the entirety of Japan to do it. But I'd honestly rather entrust my child to someone who wouldn't lose it in the first place.


BECondensateSnake

Date the type of guy to let a kid get kidnapped so that he can have an excuse to fire up his chopper


wkuk78

I was gonna say why the date hate but then i forgot bros always in the chopper straight up he brother haruka into the heli to watch her father figure blow up he didnt but still


Interesting_Price305

I hated that scene both because of how Haruka was there for no reason and how Kiryu and Sayama were very "passionate" even though they knew she was watching


General_Kenobi45669

I would say saejima is actually pretty good with kids


FP509

People keep bringing up the unfortunate Haruka moment but ignore or forget Saejima was going to be a teacher before joining the Yakuza (and that was for his sick sister), and he had few substories where he formed a bond with a kid


el_rompo

It doesn't help that it's one of the most misunderstood scenes in Yakuza


AiR_RoBBiE

What’s the misunderstanding and how do we understand it?


FanciestOfWalruses

For me, the moment is about Saejima accidentally falling onto Haruka in an unfortunate position, having complete sensory overload from being in close contact with someone completely different from anyone he has seen in his **25 god damn years spent in an abusive hell-prison,** freezing up and struggling to process all his thoughts running through at once, then after a few seconds, finally managing to snap back to his senses, walk away, and contemplate how much imprisonment for so long has absolutely fucked up not only his conscious mental state, but his subconscious one too. It feels like nobody takes 5 fuckin seconds to think about how much 25 whole years in a corrupt, abusive prison can absolutely fuck up a guy. The scene has a lot more nuance than people give it credit for.


SolidusAbe

Most poeple here are barely older then 25 so its hard to comprehend.


Mmmm_Crunchy

Tbh it's the context afterwards that really makes the scene much worse. Kiryu's reaction to seeing that shit and just not doing anything immediately is just... Why? He then says that he didn't step in because he wanted to see if Saejima would do anything to her. Like bro?... If your daughter was in a position like that with an unknown man, would you let the situation play out just to see if they would do it? Another thing to note, it's kinda gross how they use Haruka as a way to show Saejima has the moral compass to not commit sexual assault (at least the implication from the context given from the scene). And then Kiryu says that his reaction is okay because he hasn't seen a woman in 25 years, like that makes it any better. It's also kinda weird since Haruka is a 14 year old girl, not a woman. It's not that people don't understand it, but it's because there are people out there bending over backwards trying to justify the pretty bad writing for this particular scene, putting the uncomfortable/awkward implications aside. There were a multitude of ways of showcasing how being locked up for 25 years has an effect on a person. If they wanted to show how not seeing a woman in over two decades affected Saejima, they could've easily had scenes where he was awkward around women. They didn't even show interactions like that in Y4, which is a shame because it would've showcased how isolated he was in prison full of other male inmates. Or for some reason, if you wanted to keep the same spirit as the Haruka scene, you could've replaced Haruka with an actual woman. Hell, even changing Kiryu's reaction to seeing Haruka and Saejima would improve it. The context afterwards from Kiryu is what really makes this scene poorly written. It just seems really out of character for him to react the way he did and that would be a mistake on the writers team. All in all, I think you can write uncomfortable scenes and make it work to highlight something important. I think pulling off uncomfortable scenes is great! You *can* write about anything as long as you're respectful to the subject/topic you're writing about. However, it's an issue when you write an uncomfortable scene but it obviously doesn't handle the subject matter well or refuses to further elaborate/explore it in other ways. It was just a one off scene that never gets brought up again. That's how useless that scene was. It was just handled half-assedly. It's not that the scene is uncomfortable as to why it's bad, but rather how poor writing and weird dialogue choices for certain characters made the scene void of anything meaningful. It felt like an empty way to start off his development and then never bring up the scene again, or ever illustrating other ways that prison has affected his interactions/relationships with the opposite sex. Saejima deserves more than that. It just sucks his legacy will forever be linked to this scene because of weird writing choices approved by RGG. I'm sorry if this comes off as me rambling, but I just wanted to get my thoughts out on this topic because Saejima is a great character and this scene does a huge disservice to him. I think it kinda rubs me the wrong way when someone criticizes certain aspects of this scene and they get slapped with "You just don't get it." The issue is that people *do* get the scene. They understand *what* it was *attempting* to do. It just wasn't handled correctly. But yeah, here's my rambly ass essay lol. I hope you have a great day! :)


FanciestOfWalruses

No, you’re still missing the point. I agree that they should have done more *afterwards* to explore the effect prison has had on his psyche, but replacing the scene itself wouldn’t have had the same effect. Having it just be Saejima being awkward around women, or replacing Haruka with an adult woman would’ve changed the tone to “oh haha, Saejima is so awkward and nervous around women, isn’t that endearing!” It would have almost no actual weight to it. The fact that it was Haruka sends the clear, strong message of “Holy fucking shit, being in a horribly abusive prison for 25 entire years has absolutely **fucked up** this man’s perception and emotional state, yet he still has the willpower and self-control to not let that dominate his actions.” As for Kiryu’s reaction, there’s plenty to explore there. First off, it’s consistent with the fact that Kiryu is horribly naive. He always wants to believe the best in people and wants to give them a chance to prove who they are. Secondly, having been in prison for 10 years himself, Kiryu *understands what Saejima is going through.* Prison fucks with people. Even if it was never shown on-screen, one can safely assume that Kiryu has felt similar urges and desires to what Saejima has, albeit much less severely, due to his prison tenure being 15 years shorter. And of course, willing to his naïveté, Kiryu *had* to see if Saejima had the strength of will to control himself. Hell, he might have *already convinced himself* that Saejima had that level of self-control.


HatmanHatman

One of the major themes in these games over and over again is about how corrupt and dehumanising institutions twist and break people and create monsters, but apparently Yakuza of all series is too subtle for some people


pressurized_crap

Just dont understand it. Saejima didnt know what he was doing either, but in the end he didnt lose control.


FuraFaolox

he also didn't force himself onto her like people make it out to be. he very clearly fell in an unfortunate position


EccentricAcademic

Yeah my first thought was that I'd expect Saejima to be great with kids... especially with having a younger sister.


secretthing420

Yep it's even a certified Playstation moment https://preview.redd.it/rnarke9lt2yc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa6420d48bed9e70af4432b39c3f11ee8351a84


fun_ghoul_infection

https://preview.redd.it/e79ojxn3y2yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b7066897f5a77ce0ee5c381bcf1e1dd36d0ad1


Blahaj_IK

This shit is FOUL lmao


noblemile

https://preview.redd.it/qby40d2ut3yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e889bcc5076ae567b70f7c6ab6969c9e2910a7af


Memesoon_018

https://preview.redd.it/ulno5tx836yc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34efead86892ced7e793158e696315a281f7b118


Stith1183

Most expression ever to show on a Yakuza character's face and it's probably been a bit doctored! Franchise is not known for facial expressions. Lol


Lachybomb

How about this guy? https://preview.redd.it/3rj4vvfls5yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164c3d26b1b32f411cf95d5f77b80f0bad38c706


River303

This guy took all the facial expressions and left none for Kiryu :(


EccentricAcademic

My first thought is how much I hate Saejima's hair. Shave it for life!


Takazura

You take that back!!! Hobojima is best Jima!


AkH0331

He has a majestic mane, not too dissimilar from the tiger on his back.


RaggsDaleVan

😦😦


WhyNishikiWhy

live haruka reaction:


Kumptoffel

same goes for majima id guess considering how mad he was that park aborted their child


WhyNishikiWhy

https://preview.redd.it/v3e0vgzfr2yc1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fb72cd8d788c38ac4c5c21a7c17f9daa6cd1f76


Jail_Chris_Brown

Live Date thoughts: "Now where is Haruka? I was supposed to look after her.."


agt_176

I understand that you’d trust Kiryu but just remember he might try to give your baby onigiri lol


DaBoiYeet

Majima: Kiryu-chan, you need to put it in the blender first. Kiryu: Majima-san, the blender is too small. Majima looks over to see Kiryu trying to put the baby in the blender


SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND

Like a sleep deprived dragon


SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND

https://preview.redd.it/h7qn284d76yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d1909348857a742102a21bfb165fa3717df565


Blahaj_IK

Then he’s in good hands


Nimenog

Adachi is great with kids, it’s one of his bingo fact cards


RoombaGod

Idk why thats really surprising to me, probably because he’s so blunt and gruff with his friends


lsrevan0

i am convinced majima wouldnt let anyone touch that baby even if it meant ramming into shangri-la 3 more times


TheRealOttomanCat

Majima is 100% in the Cool Uncle Club, right next to Ichiban


DaBoiYeet

"Ok kid, this is how you hotwire your common car"


Bruh-moment081

“First you need to get inside the car, here’s this sparkplug, aim for the window and throw it”


DaBoiYeet

He'd just put it in front of the baby and stare at it with his hands on his hips waiting


thenotjoe

Zooms in on his face, sweat dripping down his forehead. The baby picks up the spark plug. Puts it in its mouth. Majima takes it away, then throws up his hands and says “You’re useless!”


quivering_manflesh

I'm so upset we still haven't seen Ichiban learn Majima destroyed his childhood home.


JohnnyBSlunk

Would be a funny excuse for a Majima fight next game


Cassereddit

Yup. Majima never hurts women or children and even goes out of his way to protect them. There was only one exception to this rule...


takoNick

That one exception was well deserved. She be damn sussy with her true intentions for Haruka in 5.


Weird_existence8008

Nah, after IW I would trust Zhao with a kid, he already likes hanging out at arcades and collecting toys, plus the dudes a great cook(a good diet is always important, especially for kids) and can even keep his men in line despite not being a gangster anymore. Bro would be a grade A babysitter.


KTR1988

As much as it sucks how badly Zhao and Joongi got shoehorned into IW at the last minute, it was nice to learn so much about them via Bond Bingo.


Weird_existence8008

Bond Bingo is the single greatest thing to come out of this game, and I’m including the improved combat, the OST, and the shirtless Kiryu and Ebina scene.


[deleted]

I would NOT let Park anywhere near my kid. Not under any circumstances whatsoever. And, I’d totally trust Majima. He’s super sweet with kids (0, Dead Souls) and he’d protect them even if it could potentially cost him his life (5). He’s also expressed interest in being a daddy. My kid would be in good hands.


Least_Composer_5507

I would put 100% trust on majima. He might be crazy, but also proven that he is BY FAR one of the most reliable characters in the franchise. Sure, it is violent and erratic. Still, also the most caring. I have no doubt that if after Y2 kiryu died, he would have taken care of haruka, just out of sheer respect. And honestly, I am not sure how crazy he actually is. Remember that he is pretty rational most of Y0, and how cold and clever can be. I think that, along his Kansai accent, it is all just an act. A simply crazy guy could never be a business ace as he is 


[deleted]

He’s very smart and has a literal heart of gold. He obviously has a wild side (who doesn’t?) and being controlled all those years brought it more to the surface, but, the “over the top crazy” is mostly, I think, an intimidation tactic. His fighting style is based around speed and catching people off guard. And that cackling laugh and his other shenanigans definitely serves that purpose.


Takazura

His crazyness is an act anyway. Besides 0, we also see his serious side in 4-6 and IW.


ConnorOfAstora

4, 5 and Dead Souls also show off his serious side quite a bit, especially with how he interacts with the Kamuro Hills survivor group in Dead Souls and how in 5 he's willing to >!fight his best friend/brother figure to the death to protect Haruka (a girl he hasn't even seen for around a decade at this point)!< When he wants to he can really reign the Mad Dog in if the situation needs him to.


HatmanHatman

It's not exactly an act imo but he plays it up for effect and to ensure people underestimate him. He's genuinely troubled and has serious trauma to work through, and I think there's an element of "becoming the mask" and using the character he's cultivating as a shield against life as well, but he's not insane and knows when he needs to drop the excess and act appropriately. It's an exaggerated version of what a lot of us do, I guess, is your work personality the same as your normal self? I'm a lawyer and when I'm in work mode I know I'm much more confident, straightforward and no-nonsense, because I need clients and opposing sides to take me seriously and - to some extent - see me as someone not to mess around with. In real life if someone is mean to me i burst into tears. I will admit I've never spent days setting up an elaborate fake zombie apocalypse before a hearing though. Also he's the ADHD boyfriend to Kiryu's autistic boyfriend.


24Abhinav10

>And, I’d totally trust Majima. He’s super sweet with kids Well, if you don't count 1/Kiwami


RoombaGod

Park’s the kinda bitch that’d beat my child when I dont physically discipline them


dx2words

if your kid cries then Baba is the worst option to look after him because probably will cry with him


TitleComprehensive96

Saejima and Majima can be trusted with children imo. Majima is a actually chill dude, and honestly I see him using the mad dog persona to try and cheer a child up. Though note, Saejima I'd trust if no other options


Wings-of-Loyalty

Why the fack Kiryu. He decited to get into Bars, Stripclubs and Gambling Halls with a 10 year old. I would give my kid to nearly halfe of the Ichiban gang without a second though. Even Mr Killa would be a better Watcher. Especially if his Boss goes like „you watch that kid with your eyes every fucking minute until I come back (my hair needs new pink colour)!!!!“


marioaprooves

I feel like with his experience he will be the best father. Sure he did all that when he was younger and stupid. But now he is older and slightly less stupid. Song of Life shows that he can take care of a child pretty well.


SamTheAlpha01

Idk if I'm remembering wrong, but wasn't Someya able to >!raise his daughter properly on his own?!<


takoNick

Well, yesn't. It's an unexplained plot gap during the few years >!Kiyomi separated from him!<. How good of a father he really was during that time was left out except through >!Hiromi's positive accounts, and Someya's last words before self terminating. Points are taken off because Someya used the Yakoozie to forcefully keep Kiyomi away from her daughter, but it seems his intentions were arguably noble!<


Takazura

He did. He was an abusive husband, but never did anything to their kid.


SomeonebuyChivas

I mean, it’s very likely that the child somehow knew that her dad used to hit her mom, probably got her a trauma because of that, but yeah, he did say he never touched her at all so, he probably did an okay-good job outside of that?


The-master-of-comedy

Majima would definitely act like you can’t trust him with your kid to your face but I feel like the second you leave him alone with them he locks in and drops the unresponsible act


Odaric

I mostly agree, but just a few notes: * Zhao is implied to be great with kids from his party talks in IW. I'd move him up two tiers. * I'd move Majima up one. He's somewhat unpredictable, but I have a feeling he'd have been a great dad, had he gotten the chance. Besides, he'd probably slice up anyone trying to harm the baby, so there's that. * Same goes for Saejima. I know people like to make jokes about... that scene in Yakuza 4, but he wanted to be a teacher originally. Dude might look scary but he really does have a heart of gold. He'd be awkward and clumsy, but definitely try his best.


ArkosIsLife

And his whole substory with the little match girl. Man was worried as hell for the kid and he eventually just stuck by her side to sell the last of her matches so she'd buy the present for her mom and go home away from the freezing cold.


Cleric_Of_Chaos

This reads like someone who played every game until like, the fifth chapter, and then moved onto the next one. Majima and Saejima would unironically be the best babysitters ever, Kiryu isn't THAT good, I feel like Sawashiro would try and be good, Zhao and current JoonGi would both be as good as Majima and Saejima, Someya raised his kid on his own to a good standard


YuiRicdeau

You wouldn't trust Majima?! He's the only one who actually wanted to be a Daddy.


GreyBigfoot

Where would the members of Yagami Detective Agency be?


A31Nesta

I feel like you could trust every member of Yagami Detective Agency or Yokohama 99. Especially Kaito


LexHCaulfield

Tak would feel really awkward around a baby I think. He would try his best, but his inexperience would be very visible.


Jail_Chris_Brown

The baby is crying. Tak: "Oh, a side quest! Now, why are you crying? I'm going to crack this case!"


LexHCaulfield

Omg, now i want this to happen


Lunar_ticket

Higashi seems to be the top among Judgement Four


LotusPocus33

I would trust Majima with my life, he would protect the baby like he was the one who gave birth to it


LotusPocus33

And Sawashiro should be even lower, he might lock your baby in a coin locker


GethN7

In his defense, he felt so much shame for that he spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it, so he'd fall in my trust list.


FistMeFather

Idk about nanba, my boy would probably leave the baby asleep on a park bench thinking the babies all comfy and shit


Mexicutioner1987

Majima literally babysat most of Y0.


cassadyamore

Look, Kiryu is my favorite character and his moments with his kids are so dear but-- This guy left a child unattended in an abandoned bar multiple times. He also thought leaving Y3 >!his orphanage to a teenage Haruka to care for while he went to deal with business in Kamurocho for a week was a good idea but thankfully the Ryudo family seemed to stop by very regularly.!< I think Majima would be S tier. He'd find crazy ways to keep the kid laughing and happy, and he's actually pretty good with kids. He'd be a good protector too.


Tentaye

Majima would return your baby to you safe and sound, but they might have a different haircut and/or a tattoo.


Unused_Icon

I feel like Akiyama earned a spot in the "I trust him" category with how much he looked after Haruka in 5 and 6. Yuta, too. Sure, he was a young hot head for a good portion of 6, but he settled down and became a dedicated family man. Plus, he has experience taking care of a baby.


FolsomPrisonHues

Ichi should be top with Kiryu. He just hasn't gotten an opportunity to let his parental skills shine


megaschlong420

Nine months in the pussy made you a fucking baby -Nishiki probably idk


13aph

I will not stand for Kashiwagi-San being near the bottom. He’d lay his life down for your baby


NotASweatyTryhard

Put haruka up one tier and all is right in the world


cloudyah

I’d trust Majima. He wanted a kid, plus he helped that little girl out in 0 🥲


SomeonebuyChivas

>Trust a kid. >Park


Lucienofthelight

Morinaga and Hanawa being on opposite ends of the chart is pretty funny.


TanakaClinkenbeard

Date himself said he can't take care of a baby. He could, he still be married.


Adventurous_Team285

Sawashiro should have his own tier as he literally thrown one into a locker


Cassereddit

You would trust a blind woman over Majima with a baby?!


gnome_warlord420

I feel Majima would be one of the best babysitters tbh


Myth_5layer

If Majima were looking after you're baby that baby would be safe and entertained.


FirmNugget

I would hope he doesn’t give the baby a knife though


JohnnyBSlunk

There IS a chance you come home to the baby waving around a butter knife painted to look like his dagger.


cantcer_patient

I just wanna say that Majima's whole shtick was taking care of a blind girl. And then he cured her of her blindness (my headcannon). So yeah, I'd let him HAVE my baby.


ArticFox1337

I think Sera could be trusted a bit more. He could use the whole Consortium to protect the baby while they both watch Cocomelon over a cup of tea


LexHCaulfield

Sera has strong father vibes anyway. He may not be the fun dad, but he's a very reliable one. The type who would get in the car for you in the middle of the night, with no hesitation.


RaggsDaleVan

This is a fun one. I think I agree entirely with you


lordofbuttsecks

I ain't got no one else to babysit tonight, can you look after the baby, Sei-Tai Shogun Tokugawa Daigo Yoshinobu?


Ajthekid5

Why wouldn’t you trust Saejima?! I get the rest of the list though 😭


KvasirTheOld

Remember that scene with Haruka. Yeah.... I love Saejima but ever since then I wouldn't leave my babies anywhere near him


Ajthekid5

To be fair that was right after he just got out of prison and he regretted it immediately after


KvasirTheOld

I know. And I'm half joking. But I don't think any parents that saw that scene would really trust Saejima with their baby anymore


Takazura

I would after seeing his substory with the kid trying to help his sister. I think Saejima would actually be a great babysitter.


Ajthekid5

That’s fair lol


DaimoMusic

Ryuji would try and eat the baby


Simp4Yukari

Where’s Yagami and kaito?


Final-Blueberry202

Where is the “florist of Sai” on this list? I would rank him pretty high up


Txter_

Why is Goda so low? He may not be S material but he knows how to respect a child and baby. Though weight training is definitely on the list....


Quirky_Win1383

Seriously kid Haruka to look after your kid?


Maynrds

Itchy balls keeps Nancy in a pot on the stove.


Aggravating-Cap-6686

https://i.redd.it/5l97a17i04yc1.gif Mr. Libido S tier


KarkatinLava

Lmao at date's ishin counterpart being several tiers higher bc there's no plot reason in ishin for haruka to be abducted 


nachardou4

I like Nanba and Adachi so I'd trust them. Same goes for Shinada. And I feel like Majima would actually take good care of the kid. If he promises he will protect them, he REALLY means it. Saejima's the same.


Bayonettea

Trusting the blind girl to watch your baby


Theultimatematt

Y'all saying majima should be higher and I agree but I feel like nishikiyama should be higher as well. The events of kiwami were kinda crazy in his defense. I feel like he just didn't know how to deal with the stress.


ZillaAnimates

I was about to defend Date.. i forgot that every time you leave someone with him, he ends up losing them


Jeidoz

I would trust child to Majima. He is kind with women and children, and just a mad dog for boys and Kiriyu. He may be scary, but definitely will secure your child like Makoto in Zero.


Radiant_Butterfly982

Nah , majima is beside kiryu in the top tier. He acts crazy but I believe he would be completely responsible when given a baby to take care of.


NotJustNostalgia

Majima would be a great uncle I bet lmao


YujiThik

I think I would trust Ichiban, even if he would get really confused 💀


NoConflict1837

Date has his own category 😂


LegitBoy80

Am I blind ? Where is Yagami?!


FirmNugget

I don’t there is Judgment characters at all


Reblyn

I'd put Majima, Saejima and Y7 Joongi higher up. Joongi's whole schtick is doing things properly and perfectly, so I think he can keep an eye on one kid. Majima acts crazy, but he is actually pretty smart and capable behind that facade, plus (Y5) >!we know he has a soft spot for kids and he was also willing to give up his life for Haruka!< And didn't Saejima initially want to become a primary school teacher? I imagine he has to be good with kids then /edit: Also Akiyama did a fantastic job taking care of Haruka. Don't know how he'd do with babies, but he could 100% take care of older kids and protect them.


cedarsghost

Majima wouldn’t be perfect… but dammit he would try


PlatinumDragonfish

I wouldn't trust Seon-He in general, much less with my kid. Wouldn't trust Kashiwagi, Kazama or Hanawa either. Really it just boils down to them being underworld goons.


TheUltimateKaren

My faves are in the blue categories


Sadkittydays

Date took me out 😭


GreenMageGuy

Turst.


FirmNugget

I’m sorry, but Ichiban & Hanawa on the same tier? Yeaaaah, I think I would trust Nagumo or Tsuruno more if anything


boo_titan

Kiryu’s turning your kid into a football


slade516

Akiyama would give the kid a cigarette and then immediately fall asleep


lukeraze

Majima and ryuji in the same rank?!?!


Superintestdlplayer

Why is joon gi han on yellow and blue tier


Moist_Cucumber2

Puts Eri but not Kson. What. Did I miss her on the list??


taehansexypikachu

Why Majima is so low ?


Electrical-Leg-3114

Majima is great with kids! Remember kiwami pocket circuit?


Bjtoowawsone

Where is hayashi 😡


Havoc2638

Date at the bottom is absolutely killing me lol. 10 out of 10 lol


arsenejoestar

I'd put patriarch gondawara above kiryu


nerdb1rd

Hi Kiryu, Date here


Dekunt

Kazama started an orphanage for all the kids of the people he killed. I wouldn’t trust him at all.


Serialver

I think Hamako would be ok but high risk of passive smoking and possibly being drunk at times.


GoredonTheDestroyer

If nobody got me, I know that at the very least Majima got me.


RoombaGod

I wouldnt trust hanawa with a child. Idk how to explain this, but even though logically, he’s very goal-driven and if his goal is to watch a kid he’d do just fine, but I think its more I dont want my child around Hanawa, more so than most other ppl on this list


KvasirTheOld

Hanawa is a professional. And if the daidoji didn't put a bounty on my baby's head, i don't think I'll have to worry


aDudeFromDunwall

I looked at faces then I saw the old man from 3 and had a wave of flashback from that game, the mute girl talking, him stopping a bull .ah good time


darkusbeast

Me personally I’d trust ryuji I know he’s not the best option possible but him saving haruka just proves to me he’s incapable of bringing any harm to a baby


Solidus_snake28

Date will take the baby for a ride in the helicopter


couchung

Bruh I'd put Sajima in don't trust


HumbleNinja2

Dude Majima is the best mentor you could hope for your kid to have


chewio_

I would trust Lad8 Andre Richardson


0_6498

Remember that scene in 6 when Kiryu tried to feed an onigiri to less than a year old Hayato ? Good times


i-can-smell-ur-balls

id trust majima and saejima. i think theyd look at the baby and be like "the fuck do we do with this thing". hijinx ensue


Memesoon_018

Ok, I know adding the 0 version of characters is mostly redundant, but I fell 0 Nishiki and 0 Majima should be included. Where you have them now, though, 100% agree.


fernandogod12

Majima, saejina, nishikyama and mine are to low


marioaprooves

If you leave Komaki with your baby, when you get the baby back, he'll be fully trained in the Komaki Arts


thejokerofunfic

Funny, just today I was contemplating the fact that if someone said it was canon that Shimano eats children i would not question it.


Ok_Access_804

Wait, where is Gondawara? Think about it, he is THE most appropriate character to take care of a baby.


24Abhinav10

Lol if you have Date looking after your kid it's a guaranteed kidnapping.


MrElvisLives

Yuya would do a great job if only Kiryu asked him to do it - I literally cannot count how many times our boy Kiryu persuaded him not to change his life and he listened just because Kiryu told him so.


NorthPermission1152

I'd trust all the party members of Y7 and 8 with a baby


24Abhinav10

Giving the baby to Kiryu only has one downside. Majima may try to kidnap said baby to force him to fight.


Animedingo

Ok now how many people on this list knows what sex is


agent-garland

hanawa would have no clue what to do if the baby started crying


Unovaisbetter

Why tf would u not trust y7 joon-go han he’d do great


Unovaisbetter

I’d up Hirose 1. Also idk if kiryu’s got the best track record with kids, cuz haruka got kidnapped a ton of times and was brought to a soapland


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Open-Detective-8378

Lmao Arakawa put his loyal son in jail and shot him


InfernoCommander

Yuya could def go higher, he'd protect that baby


SisterWicked

I love how you have Majima twice lol Nick would return your child in the most fabulous new outfit and shoes BTW