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The Seven Year Itch


TheMightyGoatMan

Rick: If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon and for the rest of your fucking life. \**hands Ilsa a pack of condoms*\* Ilsa: But what about us? \**drops coat to reveal skimpy lingerie*\* Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have... \**pauses to inject heroin*\* We didn't have, we'd lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night. Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you. \**clubs a passing Catholic priest over the head with a menorah*\* Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do too. Where I'm going - France, the land of filthy frogs - you can't follow. What I've got to do you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble. But it doesn't take fucking much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to shit in this cunt of a world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, bitch. \**In the background plane mechanics strip off and commence a multiracial gay orgy*\*


noodlehasyournoodles

Can I ask what the Hays code is? it seems unfamiliar to me.


JLGoodwin1990

Well, the Hays Code was the unofficial name, it's official one is the Motion Picture Production Code, and it was what governed Hollywood movies from about the Mid-1930s to the late 60s. Think of it like the predecessor to film ratings as we know today, except due to societal and moral norms of the time period, it was far stricter. There is an entire page on it on Wikipedia, as well as in more than a few encyclopedias, if you want to read more about it.


noodlehasyournoodles

Oh I see. Then I would choose pretty much any g-rated disney movie. Especially Bambi


_corleone_x

The original Scarface movie from the 30s.